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Show " THE EVENING HERALD. TUESDAY, APRIL , 1921. AGE TWO. " 1 ir.iELY EPrroniALS NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT VASHINpTONriEVS ' IPPUNG THE EVENING HERALD RHYMES- An Independent Newspaper,. fcKMBEU NEWSI'f.PKK tNTERPBWB ASSOCIATION MEMBEU VMTKI) KKESS ASSOCIATION Publlsner Wat H. Horn!brok . ....Cty Editor K.nGunnar KasuiiibiiB a in tb EgUblislTelii-weekly lu 1330; as a daily U IBM. Ptmllsied Herald building, 60 Suuth First Vet rtreet, Pravo, Utah, every evening, carrier InProvo, Saturday, nu'd Sunday moruing. Delivered by ...... rpt 'yainrs'of .." ErJv-re- WatevV nature a It uittiaOmc Kd should be made at once. Telephona at the pusUfflce to Provo. Utah. r' "Tetepboiie T hi carrier, pi month Iellvered by carrier, iht ear, in .ulvauoe r iKlivered by MU in Utah atuffly.i-- . year in advance rviu-pro- lVIivered by luaU tn Uintert Id vane ........';,for All advertising copy 11 o'clock, a. m. . .. as-the- reasons y. the countryside; tley explore the windswept forth they, and in the rime, having just the blamedest time.,. Some men walk because they must; they are trudging in the yustihile the gaudy autos pass, glittering with paint and glass.1 Pie- fed plutes in noble wains scoot along the roads, and lanes and wherever they may gaze they behold the, weary jays, toiling on their wayworn feet and invoking Mike: and Pete. Once the fat maiHn the bus and the sad,' cuss faced the world on equal terms, hiring but to rival firms, drawing down an equal sum when the day of pay .,..,....t3.a outside Utah county, per year, Ii rmu-s- 1 . leas, study flowers, examine trees, in all seasons go, in the" sunshine and the snow, in the rain S , " THE WALKER . i roam ......W ...... BiPTHiN terms ok sntsi ............ Editorial Itoouw, Teleiiiune i , MASON - Some men walk for exercise; doctors tell them it is the f at ."wise; slat ; it is good for wind and limb, it restores the pep and vim, it will tone the flaccid thews, so the walkers ply their shoes, up the hill and down the glen, hoping health, will come again. Some men walk because they like all the eatwes of hike they-- f ind joy in- everyitrider mati-- r claes WALT. .................. w hi? chilling Baking Powjder. the pride of Western Kit cheiis - IS leg-wea- ry the curreut Issue must, be In not later1 thai wasriner-jR&aJoKwgaF-a ' have toead, if he wished the jinx to.beat ami reside in Easy street, -- And the other gave no thought to.the future. only sought to have nineteen kinds of fun,, blowing all his d mon. Now he walks because he must in the brambles arid the dust, and the wise wight swing by in is good to walk and walk, on a car that jars his eye, place if the shingle and the chalk, good to toddleevery ' - . it's not a groundhog case. A ;; Worrying what the Some wise man ha? said: "The will is o the mind : in any channel it it direct can and rudder is to the ship, dwell desires." Worrying is a habit. It is letting the mind occu- characteristic most is the and persistently on troubles , . everybody has troubles h true, patior. of the pessimist. That hav us of enough troubles to justify but that the majority brood on. them is not.true. mind oiTr constantly us in letting are lives tragic and miserable are The peoEOg whose to say, these are not the ones strange and, itw, as it may seem it is those mosXTTaradoxical who worry the who do who possess a fair degree of prosperity and comfort t& live in expectation. seem most of the worrying. They , some catastrophe thiil never occurs. nt nil wnrrv is perfectly futile, unnec we art ami aosurd. If we wbrry about inevitable things J)een-dured mreA should e wafengCTiivesrincewhat-annot-band if done so with patience will deaden the sting of hard-earne- it .. . iy ky " R cLL " Huutsnian, "we know, what thej mean by French Dry Cleaning." The OFFICE Mddefrom Oram of Tartar She was a phoney girl; but he failed her. ' j Blank (about, a former emyloyee who if now i- - competitor) : u 'f'l1?!. a thief, and a and I taught blin all he reiiiemlHT Jonah. He (mine tint all liar," knows." . right. y houw-to-hims- safe "aubstitutc , ,' ; " "I-J- '- r . He kaowtl - in-ke- ; ' - ibSt. l ' 4 substitute has ever been able to equals - (ur'tht , dill JComcj in full pound (I6 02.)tin$l , , fj . m : . V elght-ucr- - -- tapC'no ttrfngt, (Schilling it j.- . . with i Irft-h.- " ,, - tr bae tvill pay you for the things you havt utei butter, (lour, tggt, everything) i for the full paetgt i of Baling Powder. We uill pdy him. Ho rei .Doctor. , J i inytu Schilling$""mtrtly till your grocer. Instantly, ie for it. Ask your ; ; Baking Insurance dnytetfidn you arc iiitatitfici with anything -- r- ! e "Is-th- . Schilling'. Baking Powder : raises a cake with myriad$"of fine" fluffy1 bubbles, i Cream of Tartar always gives thai ' fine, even texture, that no-- ! - '"discovered other-habi- t, A- food product derived from luscious grapes.' No one has yet . can be cured.-I- t must " canvasser was mind. the Miilili'ii lady (to drusKlsl ) : Is met Keep the mind be accomplished by controlling at I lie duor liy a woman of with wider wrinkles' yourwld creiim gnotl for masculine build ;unl severe countbusy with good and ubeiul things,, keep occupied DruggtHt : Madam, It would take enance. Gradually t' s- , interests and you will have no time for worry. world through the wrinkles out of corrugated iron. the at to e in?" accustomed boss canlooking imXed will the become you men will be the vasser timidly, "yfs.ytie! siinppt'ti; brighter glasses and you and' your fellow ' A man tried" to limrder ii Mjirt'bnt him !" it. for . happier failed (jot ren with him by. marryttig hluii ' KleptofnUuIac: 'I'ut. your wjjch W A National Scandal . band ptR'ker I 7 Official statistics show that there is in the United States I tided. He that marrieg for bewity alone, one divorce to every sevci marriages. It is growing steadily Rays Frank Stark, la. like the Imyrr worse and in many of our states it has gone fat beyond this. of cheap fnraiture Uie ;varaVli l liliiirst might be worse, says Peters. Supiose the Smidaj For example, in Ohio there is one divorce, for every five mar- that caught Hie eye will' not endure one to 5.8; in On the fireside blaze vtn were published daily k riages i in Texas one to 3.9; in Michigan ? show one thougon one.to'2.6, while in Nevada the statistics a , That Puckinton-rJhman modern V.'ljen business Suslo paw!' . , . sand divorces to 900 marriages. In riot a few jases the real reason for the divorce is the rich summer boarder writes thai ets j (subpoena, he doesn't know instances the new he lflvea ttetery grouiMl I wait ft Puukinron Does, eb? Weir alliance is not only in mindrbut is definitely arranged before Hetrjr spend a day or two s'poseyo(i such a of moral The obtained. degradation the divorce is walkin' round that iil "tiioNe roads Wh!'U formerly situation needs' iio "comment.. Mebbe'I kin stick him led to liome are" nowi bjding t lot swamp ' This condition threitens the very existence of the family fer.lt, i'lorida. as an institution. It is destroying the meaning of marriage How Fast Can You Say This? Correct this sentence j and is making it only a temporary arrangement to be termiqt ma i time the n;urn' fiii d to 4't t inated at the whin of either party to it Homes rannoUae Betty built, and cannot endure on such a foundation as that, and "But, she said, "this butter's bit his number and pureed txe it ceivprt I ter; getttly on, the hook." and stability of the home.' It is decoming a national scandal. If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter, May fall from the Sky aoine dny To Wbfr'yingrlike-an- " Texturi A pure " CAT :.tAm. "Bitot Tlujjj . " As Writing . A manhole coyer- was hurled, nmre But a bit pfjbetter buttf t Will make my batter better' than SMX) feet into the air and never So she's bought a bit o' butter returned to the ground New i'ork " am World. IJetter than the bitter butter. And made her bitter batter better, - So 'twas better Betty Butter Snip: "Why did they throw you "opinion that "as a rjjjejhnsenf low mentatyjirg podjtendout of the. radio" .broadcasting BoughjraOftter TittfteK wnters. room?". nteUigent4i(fsaid v"Do yon thinlt that began isteat-lSiitifrr ""For "tUowTiig : ' .uiy" nose can write and therefore than Among the numerous theories put forth by persons who are, erroneously Tr otherwise, accepted as being more or less T, authorities on' valiuus Root, of the University of Pittsburgh; who expresses the subjeetst-isneof-Dr-Willi- It probably does not, Dr. Root's theory, like many others equally bizarre, put forward from time to time, savors more of a desinr f or nptorietrihan plain common-sens- e. Many factors go toward Acquiring skiirifl Mndwritingr Early training is onelTjrobably'tlie greatest. Dexterity of the hand class of is another; and oiie not confined to intellect. , one, probably, tries to write as rapidly as he 'thinks, hence one reason given for the doctor's opinion falls to the ground, investigation, too, probably would upset his statement that persons of low mentality areuTeally expert at writing. Their; ability in this direction probably, is in direct would b& difficult ratio with"their probably," to, determine j ust what causes good or bad penmanship. 'Carelessness may be a factor, too. The thing most to .be desired is tfiat the writing is legible. If it is beautiful and symmetrical, so much the better, of course. that thedoctor Incidentally, it is a reasonably safe ' guess ' is a poor penman. - - IK'ople o -- it-i- - -- ' OUT OUR WAY KYWILLIAMS June marrying early and Do-you- r ivold the rush. ' WEA)4t . Fat beaded people thin skinned." are - , He doesn't appear tobe a senator for the mere sake of being a sena tor, like some. He's a senator because there are things he wants to accomplish .and he can accomplish By CHARLES P. BTEWAHT them best, ti at all, in Congress NEA Service Writer. r WASHINGTON Seriousness is the senate or the lower bouse, United SUtes Senator Gerald P. f -- 1116? re serious things and he has . I . . 1. . I i,nm v n his ... i n . Nye's most obvious characteristic is why he's serious himself. .' - , at first glance. A baby senator he's year or - As everybody-wilt-reeall, two older there Follette, buV ny senator t of con- was a fight In tbe senate verj the siderably under 3ii belongs in the quesUoa of seating Nye. baby class and a relative of the He came from North Dakota as late BiU Nye to boot, it wouldn't a Republican nominee of Governor be unnatural to expect to find a bit Sorlie's to sit until next November's of frollcsomeness in his makeup. election, in blace of the late Sena- -' There doesn't appear to be any tor Ladd, who died in office,' He Df it there. Tbere'l no pomposity, cime mind, as a IfepubllcahriSen" either, but the senator . distinctly ator Neely, a Democrat, led . the isn't of the mirthful type. fight to seat him. Senator Oof A a Republican, led the fight to keep , tn Nye is a young man who thinks blm out, for himself. Ton don't talk to him It just goes-tshow how little long before getting that idea- of" him, the old part labels, "Republican" too. and "Democrat," "mean these times. Action On Some .... ' '..." Judging by the past, the strings In spring shoes will not last as long as the shoes.- - SyNiMifutorreatot. Holidays ought to be bunched so could get through with ail of them together- - aftd get back to : . llalph work. "Now," conmiei.ts persons. ' - OFTEXMISCSEIJ: - WOKD3 when the health siiecialist was mak lng his talk on 'How- to keep from catching cold in the winter time!'" the-activit- IN ENGLISH By W.L. Gordon Dont say "what kind of a book Is It?" Omit "a." ; The only trouble with laughing OFTEN MISPBONOtXCED: at your troubles is you, soon' run Ogle.- Pronounce the o as la "no," out of troubles to laugh at. not as in "of." ; OFTEN MISSPELLED : PurWhile your wife is spring cleaning suit, not iter. s wear the suit best for you-tof -- clothes- you want to keep. dwigner, originator, source, agent. 'WOHD STUDY: "Use a word A straw hat Is a round object three times and It is youra." Let us increase our .vocabulary by mas- which you put in a chair and sometering one word each day. Today's body sit on the darn thing. word: PATHETIC; arousing Our chief kick againfjt spring Is touching;- - "The hopelessness of the appeal was pathetic." it doesn't fall on a holiday. . musai twentv times faster they blind? Why, when I guve him a of the brain that dime, he mid, lar movement is so far behind "Thank you, pretty the result is a poor scrawl. A person low in mentality has lady." 'fie must havt been!" nothing else to think 'about but the shaping of his letters. "But," continued Dr.; Boot", "it does not necessarily folow that .if you are a poor penman you are intelligent or vice Statistics show there is only one batbtub for orcry SW-- ' rersa tv aiILYJLESSdNS generally Serious Matters . ' V. 1 . -- than-afouag- -Boh -- -- . . -- ! fj ...;....45c ee thatyou the-real- 5c ' efate - Aft lb On Rusaett Potatoes bushel f ....... 4UC Steak 7S :,"' Sweet Pickles 1 Cp l' 8kfor.i'j,.. ....... stM&j , iXC i . . ' 'M t - ... V ' " 1 ": Cr.F?.w,Ll.AM3rf .ttffA - " .V . .. ' , T uv T WORK SMSfEM . ALL VORE MOVES LAlO OOf IM "fexT, .Bjf.Murt lose a1 heap d uviM'r ' it.- - - ? J .... ... - , i ,t j - . POTATO CHIPS ' .Loose Pptatp t .J , .; ................ ib. z-i- 3c f fl1 (n v'nU t... NUT BUTTER OOJ 04 lb. t .C : 11 C K......;.:::..29c lb., , , BUTTER r kippered'" 'u Salmon, lb. 3Cp Timpanogos Butter wJti . Ib. wl H indmarsh wu CASH AND CARBY . BIARKET " , gQQ Wasatch Butter vl 464 West Ceiiter. We are operi trntfl 8 :30 o'clock .Saturday Hn ..,.f,f..,.t.-wU- Banquet Butter .C " Sour Pickles 3 for r,...........V f , -- . w Dill, large " , ' SALMON "PICKLES each Veal Chops Rib Steak 0 7 wdli J bottles 2 kinds at grocers Quick QunkerCoekt in 3 to 3 snlnatt and tho regular Quaker Oata at thrtyt. 15c HORSERADISH TargeT under ' highest pure food standards. r Urged by leading dietary authorities for their excellent "food balance"; by mil- - lions of mothers who want the beat for. ; their families. Insist on Quaker. Thej - price is the same, v e i i' that jneans breakfaat;oata with the famous ''Quaker flavor no other oats can offer, the finest oats that grow milled .. Russett Potatoes 91b. bag Whole ne 10c ; en ; POTATOES sr...;:...:...28c la get iZ-doz- .,..,...,..... fcdu i Wheat flour SEEDS. j - r:- - . ROLLED OATS Buckeye 9 lb. bag t WEDNESDAY MORNING EGGS SPECIALS . Fresh" Eggs 10 bars Toilet V : . OKp . indmarsh Special - . 'CQFFEE' " ;;JJq f,t, j Cherry Hill Butter, Ib. .. Cfl uUC liJ Separator Butter" . j Vri 4t h , r- .. . ' t . : |