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Show THE EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, MARCH 22. 1926 fACK TWO t FEATURES PRESS ; COMftteNT i 1. T. mmmmm -- ' f timely; 1E7S WASHDiGTON MWBBal . if .IT. i r 1 rr,--J.- v ,;t- - i 'ewsAPEU EKTEEPaiSB A880CU33QS-- JltMBEK ... War fL Hornibrook , N. Gunaar IlasuSon - : Eduorlat - - ) itho-weak- - " .T id Villi 06 "All 11 fnr Bdrrrmtrrff ooj.y o'clock, a. in.' -- ..... tun current 4nua must bt Jh j "' V1 i '' - L'--f,u- twof " "J - 1 J V- - T- for their" kingndbeshwwingse-rc4chM;herrr guile; in the. days when wg.were younger we were filled with eager hunger for the, liglarow knowledge-mongr who dished logic by the mile. ... .. , )f wpeast-upo- 4 er ' ;:- . i TOJ. SIMS SAYS i Muaba'nda ar people who act tilly before company..' . : I - SrOMORROW n (don't knowr" ic" punivTactioirlsguire gumou".."", i Ymmggor DADSj, TIES t.i:t"7t:, , of aightfeaifcL. , heroslre?t necessarilrsaints, but action must be their middle namein ., every case if he is to worship ardently.. . 11 n it'-- " iRage '! " . One who claims that he knows ' " " about It, Tells me the earth is a Tale of sin ; But I and (he bees and the birda. ' Jve- - doubt It, i And think it's a world worth living ; - m. - - - Domestic. Science Expert to Give Cooking Demonstrations 7 V ! 4:,t Everybody Invited - - No Charge Miss Yerna Linguist, an expert jn Cooking 'ailfftome . :' I Economics, will hold a cooking school and demonstration it 2 p. m. every afternoon this week, in our Hardware departmenL' Miss Linquist is sent to Provo by the Maleable Iron Range Company and will demonstrate the . wonderful cooking and ' baking qualities of Monarch Electric Ranges, 1 i Menu For Tuesday - 1 t4 15 It. Tlmy bitch irtht CU ni.,. programs; 7 p. m.. Weon chestra; 8v ft p. m., t)jacrims; p. m.i radio club program. ''' or- 10 - ! Roast Pork Brown Potatoes Glazed. Carrots Cinnamon Apples Chlcngo woman says she stabbed her husband to keep hhn attfiome. Tear this us before your wife sees Pastry little real comradeship is Worth aJibrary-full of exhortations to most boys. There may be sermons in stones that's likely-whboys insist on throwing ' them at every passing cat." ; Tomorrow Afternbon. Cakes GiverrAway At :. rrniftt-fentnrrsr-- '1, Sermons that hike and play bafl and go fish- .;ing and eat three real meals & cay are the sort jboys most enjoy. A 1 KLX, 509 Meters, Oufctond- -7 p. !S-it. . m., news." 337 KNX, Metera, Hollywood "Hi to y nrTTHolBerr snid the (toy who was late at school: 8 m.. 7 hour 9 ; m., to., p. p. prop. Hm, Itw 3 'Wouldn'tsomeone else " have grama ; 10 p. m., Cocoa nut Grove or ' . One of Ttnlae'a gmtest bless chestra. done?" . Cooking-tTemonstrati- on lacs li tha naw Ufa and vigor It teacher, 'cos he was giving KGW, 491.5 Meters, Portland hrlnM fn nM fnlVa. HVait Aav man die-f: tspanklnV and women up la th serentles rRiiarfea!uwrj12:30 Ir. m.. md eighHea thank tos tor Taalac'i m., concerts; 8 p. m.; edmatlonoi We always wondered where all rondrons benefits program; 10 p. m., Multnomah hotel the Smith's C camo from until ..one your health, but, OH. Jarmnn says, inns are more sorTilstlcnfpd mui . ( InFtoridh, they - yairear iTanlao Is a aatnral tonks, made Orchestra. " Houe about 11 :30 In a distant f lty we saw they don't .ItfUrtfu.. where It's safe 'up from roots, barks and Tare herbg.43ny 'when do it; to noon, with his precious Jetter. ten- - whith read "Smith Manu t Harmlesa to man or chlld. It ' outgrow her small tdw.ii ideas: cleans the blood, stirs up the liver j . .. PATRONIZE He could get in just as well withTHE j. facturing Co." - . Angora. and puts digestive organs la work-- ! MERCHANTS , WHO Some men are so heripecled they out one, but what he doesn't know I stepped upon the tomcat's tail, Inj order. behave in church? call their bedroom Slippers iuule& "Did SUPPORT , XODR him. hurt yon can't your body Is weak and rnn-- l HOME TOWN PAPER "Course I ,diL" aald Bllbr "Jl The lights were dim and low He's allowed to poke, around for iown,,lf 70a lack ambition, can't A rhe cat responded with a Wail, THEY FOR THE ARS heard the uidy back of mrsay she tt a aat or sleep, you'll be delighted T. in that part of the establishwhile MOTHERS was his woe. tall of never saw a child - beharVe so." MOST RELIABLE aith Tanlao'a results. Take Tanlao ment not specially reserved' for the Watch tor ; symptoms of worms in Veeet&bk Pills for oonstlDatton. Ji ANP. PROGRESSIVE - A good- - wife- serves presidential family, and bv the time your ehlldren. These cheerfully as rTt's parasites are Doctors advise you to walk for about 12:30, and he's had an the in ally in success and an alibi in child life. If destroyer great eyeful, on an average there are? a you have reason to think yonr. child failure. HY -eonpli) or hundred othliu m hMiuY has worms, act quickly... dive the . ' T77, VisAAiMtys ' . JLnothet riuin besides-the little 6ne a dose.oR two .efj White -who has to be good at fig- - Then he's herded, In 'procession, Cream ures Is the revue producer through, the preslduntlal-offlce- .. existher4hls tims-tJAKJV 1 i : The president stands up at bis eessfpl renu-dOptimist: When Is the best time desk and shakes hhnds a couple of out .the worms and restores ffiirpsy to marry? hnudred, times, on; an average, in bue of health, to bapy cheeks.' Pfica ' 35c.-- : Sold By Hedqul&t TO ug fetdrei. Pessimist: If vou are voune. not succession, '' . all there- - is to' it. vet; If yOti are old, never. sv , All a boy's I -- ttrtth, I faitJ Ur ktultky (mm pUtitm." Un.U. Jttun. 130$ St. ISA Si; Burlkf Every boy needs plenty ol Do'b. Don'ts are the frost that nips many a promising crop . . , in the bud. 1: Monarch! showing if they were good looking .. kneea. ; in-.- to old folks - shows h the real boy is but ing tor-- some" explorer, . JU During hoipeverAms 23 . i noon mightgoaroundwlth1.l8neea Piiliicitl' INtl - tt ' -- t ".'"" .fr-&xs- II I When a man betavea "like a boy' ; ;. at sixty, the world smiles Indulg : KPO. 423 Meters. San Francisco ently, notes Heber Harding, but when a woman tries to behave "like girl" at fifty, the world burata Inee program ; 3 :30 p. m., Palace right-ou- t :'' ir laughing. hotel henBwift, orchestra ; fr:15 p. ni.,i 7- ratmytii loir : teach':" wtft" cause me to J would help hangings in Chicago Contentment .Ilea In your own p. m., jdren'Btoriesf y tried fof proiniitthg r athletica there to pause and ponder; so a bit of strap oilf,appropnate will b joaJous now. botel orcbeHtrfi ; 8 pi m., World.; The fbib wouldn't enjoy fly- Fairmont Tenbeiwee that-couldelivered, would be the most humane treatment, atudio proBram. 0 p; m,, mtitfoil lng or the birds find1 pleasure in .' p ' j be given the errant Johnny, titX ADVEBtriERfi Ed ORfiAT IS 10. p. m., or swimming. bunilx;j;a wiy TI8INO MEDIUM 7. A couple of- Chicaga.boya Jield up a mother on n T A H cbpstTar11 p. ni., i'mnpptlttffl'aie couldn t have Of Demosthenes " ; "Nlggah, I'ae goln' to back you to the grocery. All the, orations COUNT!' THAX THE. JEV'ENINO orchestra. ' world of HERALD do CLASSIFIED COLUMNS KfiO, 8fll Meteni,Tak2and-.T'i- iv utopped them. But a good smacking might mash yo nose all ova yo face; Tee l good rpatre; 11:30 a. ,nl., incrt; goin' to push dose teeth down your and 1 prayers! roses Frahcia Hotel St. ; p. m., orchextra Let's quit giving thugs throat and black both yo eyes el ft p. concert; 8 p. m., program; cetera."- - - -" : ! p. in., bridge feature FORTIP-TO- P ;t10j),j iMipiruin voueiiiana. ... f "i;y7 i;V cetera, you mean vice versa." , KHJ. 40S.2 Metera7"Lo" Angeles Bos go where you gd, not where you tell, , Nnon, dance music; 2:30 p. m American In French restaurant) them to go. That's why the devil is so brfdsw pimie; fl p. m., proWaiter, bring me some French H. , H. 7:30 fc j m., p. everlastingly busyt dog talk, Kirm; - "FUUfliMMkUr Robffrtmfi fried potatoes." ; 8 n. m proKrinii. with. Grccu : "Sorry, sir, but we! don't jKFL. 407 Metera, Lor Angeles cook' A boy is like an iceberg, only a little of him Ameriaan dishes.1' march .1 ' m - II 1 , ' ON THE AIR Public oiilnioti ha'a IFtbatpnbHc way the oceanThereis beauties hasn't It. be the aptnloa can . simple J taught souths of the freshman age of truth and nonesty. mere is uue mui j Caibera hair, attita are pbpnlar In ihat violation of the1 law is punishable. It is thewayio tn Lobd(rti.PrnJipa you can wenr one wooiVheil. 0 urpn vnu rjanhot talk to vouthi a daf i ieek Wltbodt WHutlng drink. v wmueh - -- .... ra asa 1 - v ! i' . i)3rtlr- - 1 -- ? ' : ;..- I I 1 1? lorma band of autoForty Wgh'schogl youths in Detroit ' mobile thieves. . '; Lhl- Survey reveals that one of the favorite pastimes with and gunmen, is bootleggers imitating school boys xagfi ' " nf top cap pistols. " v1 news. the li rTherS the dayTa in are ihelitoitg Thoe associationa for; the preven-"tio7vario"' the for foxi fr?at s"jne -c t'-crime to try to digest. .; and deliver will caucus, associations crim.e Of course, tlie no, to the world plenty of nantidotes.;: All aorte oLaoftorous n urns VuHk advanced by groups of mUy earnest men and women vho think ihef are doing tbeirjbeat-et' '"' .' ,' situation. ,1' Nu SSurthTere lsonly one way to correct the xrimmaKeMear.U talk Ties of youth, ar.d, aside from this single remedy, all lfr which one- - mi . -- ' ! -- r 1 end-le- later that Remdi ' jane-And-JseJia- iih, ... nf la,ot 1 -- - t....19.0 - $t? i Etery ' - , "J2f Delivcrtd by carrier, per month ...,.i.............S4.W lb.veroJ by cirrU-r- , per year, In advance advance In eur, by" Mall in Utah yr.nnty, per itellm-en hi T'iittm county, per states, ootsms ftvriuni.ii h"J muii .I'S " .W". fuu..4 "rs- i- - are-il- ti:bms of subscription . ..;..:.... " anna" e i.iffi : Telephone. Jtyom tvfd'eirvIn -- T X elijMione ctric Cdoldng SchqbILl - Established O a wfykly In 18ft ; as a dally U 1821 , Pubiske4 In ps Herald building, W South First West street, Provo, Utah, every evening, iiv.nt HumrrtiiT. bd Sunder-- morotnr. - peUveted by carrier la Provo, Lake Viow, Vljieiard,T)rDU Provo Bench, find Pie sant Tbm AH Telephone W ulainU of whatever feature should b mad at one sowua class nuiiicr si taa puaxuur tu ot rtatered Business Office -- DECADENT i Ki eep1! tha beat- medicine, but yo Long ago we played and spbrted,v happy chfldrett; on can 4ak aa orTd5e of crcn the the green; and the graybeards scowled and snorted aa they beat medicine. viewed the pleasant ijpene; if was sad to see us fooling er when we should be keen for school Lng ; aowe aiwaya heard ' The queatlon es them drooling, saying caustic things our U Settled1 wry dayrays Virgil Bulyouth, they Bternly told us,' ('We eschewed iU fdle play lock. What man iould be able to ' down a auowy loruiur hooka, and Id, behold jua; iiill now.we'xe . iturfiveIn if be walked akirt and ailk hose! i'ahort ifretl gray; children flow sidestep their teachers, and abhor the o dance the ileacer8 preachers, helpful EaII,'tT3nirfr, .William" W says f There Ire: s they are thinking all the day." And-wthought; 'while jot of uaeleta' women ti Q world. we were playingi that the graybeards gave as pain; tfieV' ftuoMrffmei&we' Uilnk utfeere were alwayB grouchingreaying thatour;dQingS ;Were ia- tooet. ag many useteas women as vain; they could think up nothing pleasant of the future .we- j ts. J ,' ' or the present, they would give no phony bezant for the r.T.f j - things - we thought --were . them for i--" "u are as hour late this mom- Ing, John," said the Utah. County s. knocking all the younger people did, hated them for talking, each one. talking through hia lid; all they saw furwer to tha new beliier. riwC I aa kicked by a horae on was sure to grind them, all that happened "would remind . . . J ; them of the gorgeous days behind themi when their con- my way herf.? to have detained That ougutn't AVe in turn duct didn't skid. are old and hoary, and we an John." ' haunt the village grten, talking of that time of glory when you"WeU, hour, you see, governor, he kick and out age was umpty-tee- n we mark the youngsters play- - ed me the other way." ; are agreed In saying that their wayward feet Mti aid are straying' to the moral soup tureen. And we chide thera ' Women may have more sense for their doings, in the old accustomed style : with irad- - than men, thinks Jus. A. Evans. We Edftor .....O-t- uixm 1 aylor- - Russell tq. OFHCE. terra -- tt. . . " -- A ft v-- -- things boys need most must be caught the same as measles and chicken pox. The sortof goodness that counts is in- riably contagious. -- a The - ' 1VTOURWAX, st WILLIAMS r 1 he-ma- n. - - li Iwok-keep- -- er VenuUuge,-V'onni-oaan- any busy to give time, so the boy gave his Dad a "time" instead. Queer, isnt it? One Dad-w- too, as his-bo- y A Dad is an admirable party to be a parent, but jt can't be done by proxy, no matter how thick the check book. -- r - -Frank - - - . - - IfCheleyv , AfK-- H - - - z - Jz ' i ucw I Wr novki :r i "Hort ? t'f r-- rr -- O !.,., n me lHtv? 1 rn , i r: it rvrT 0 vr,oT I . I PC y - 1 1 - 1- 1 Handshaking OfrzPresident Gets - t , s nm-- ii i i' t'i ii ii f Java--- , i art. i hi NEASer.ceArrJle,, , i I vou' ,,,'1 i at i ; SPRINGVILLE OPERA HOUSE P PZS Wednesday, Nighf . Benefit High School "Art Collection 1 Orchestra Brienholt-DaStru- p i Bn tlie average senator' or representative makes' a big thing of it cotfMn'r-TtKf klec a. rMUcis . e , , It for everfbody, but on account-ohis exceedingly high regard for Mr. and Mrs. he'll strain a points He'ir write' a bote t Private Secretary Sanders, who'll manage It somehow. thank, wa.wi.tiAn. if0xksuPRtMe4AtrjcAcriON - i ' By. CHARLES p', STEWART 161 .tfB&VituntjLOQu H UJiiseAttwes Solon Many Votes any of the abaklngand hearing "ilm say - "Howdy dflr?i isn't ; dlffl i Ti -- WASHINGTOJJ A bout the pheniv et, easiest, surest, way a senator representative has of, cinching s jr vote for himaelf by 'cefttnK a con- etituent into the' Wttjte House to ' ' ee the president ' He enn do it without the ' least other to himself, too. Arranginfr an interview of . any onslderable length with the chief executive calls for a good reason MUTqulte a lot of fixing, unless the applicant's, pretty lmnVirtant, ,but Inst getting Into fhS room with him, he doesn't dot Aaklng- his ban s Ot ! The Tlslfotithls dwk of town, remember is from, out Washington. Special Featuresf Waltz exhibition Florences Jeppersoh;' and Harold Jef feries; Jazr steps, Tess unuas ana iiazei Anaerson. - " n 1 -- |