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Show T1IE EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, MARCH 11, 1926. NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMAlENT r Is all re now Who reowtnben; that famous bour. Af- Ci NUTSHELL WOMANLY. WILES A man Xo." T Tha . OFFICE CAT-- t T031 SIMS SAYS 1 1 ' Like a mighty army - , Going oo before, I tisve a little shHduw t Quoth th rafea : "Nevermore.' . i 8oiewbor was saved from a vob-e.i- s - eslliBg i . Our navy has, been ieUixtd again, h Aud we a man with a wrist wafefc. Li..,k like another war is--' "" - ' rowing. i I ' - ' I .. -. ."-;.- - u .' Published in the a weekly in 1850; a a dIJy established Herald building, 60 Swt Fiwt West treet, Provo, t'Ua, every evening Prov except Saturday, and Sunday morning. Delivered by carrier in Laka View, Vineyard, Orem. Provo Bench, aud Pleasant of Whatever nature fcbould be made at once. Telephone M Entered aa eeoad laMiHUUr-- at 11m rjottflcln.PrQfa. Liu., In 19 . i - - JewAB J Business Office Telephone ... Editorial Bourns, Telethons Or StCSCRIPTlON TKKMS . .. 0j Delivered by earrier,. per juuhi b Delivered by carrier, per rer,- In advance "'JT2 in adnmee Delivered by Mull U Viah muly per fear, county,, per Tearr b Delivered bj mull in "TjiFrstaleTC"uTrrcld0 . ttat tdranca All' advertlalag copy for the current o'clock, a. m. - Issue-tans- tl - : n : - be In 8ot later that t juj-ue- r .. . I. . , .... I . . - " . j - hanging '. Idy biaaa Manner bag beeonia seven nieces as the dusk was growin Everywhere I roa a; adresed.my Xet iueome. upon which the In by advertising. We know, some an actress. We hate to say It;1 but ! Evet since tbe vent "You're day woo FjHy and gray; d bang before they'd advertise. applying paints' greases to your faces come tax is 8wtied. ia groes la' tbe stage needs some Manners. away ' tvery day. You are' wearing giddy dresses of the'stjie come leiia certain specified deduc . . - There' no place like home. ' f that now prevails, you have dyed your silken tresses, ail tions fur business expenses, losses. Many a man is oat of debt la tlie PeiUimlnesc. many natives to catch someerrant males., You would make yourselves contributions, bad debts etc. A Because ne can t break in. simply Too build their houses In trees, but their many people ruin their bapui deduct as s bust s as charming as girls ever, were before,., for your age Ms storekeeper may ess trying t get the Joy out of rent la not aa high s our. ness amounts for rent spent esjiense ' We're Tired of , Investigations jgrown alarming, with no suitors at the door. I admit von lire. bnsineMUHdverriitln. of hts of plane all are peaches, ypu are .pearls. dLnoble Ualk, ahojit ," strangera.JHj.--Blav- ia price, mid the prrntiiims fortiiffiirani against fire "Ma Ferguson. Losing .Her SupJ Z. Eve was satisfied wita owe ua SCft.OOOXW and V peoDies on tne Deaches you are bound to cut your ice.. or other losses,, cost of water, light, punera. headJlue. fig leaf Ifou will please the earnest seeker of sweet dress becao there was no other t can't even pronounce bar aanie aud beat nsed in his place of busipulchritude, .... ...... iTha Swiss Ilshernua , numnu I. nip gariM'B trying to out- I wot, but you cannot breW"ateakeF of igood coffee, brown ness, drayage and freight bills, and and hot. You will find it easy, sledding getting lovers, in tbe cost of maintenance and repair The Boy stood oa the btirnlng deck, abu ie me rest or the world go ." 4 i such trim, and" tach one iwill get a wedding, each will to delivery wagons end trucks, and 'ine breaking wares dashed high: Wife--Should auld acqualntauce be forgot I notice that jrou cut an get a Sunny Jim. .When" the horievmbon's declining, vnn a reasonable allowance for salaries. article on, "How t Lire to Be a Conou' through the rye? --will find, - dear - ojng -dover -that'the jirofesmlonaLjnaiu. Buetiaa.. Huudrer"onrdr"tte luagaslae. t yer, diHtor,' or dentist, may de isn't what I husband loves. Bowls of coffee, aromatic, fit Just a song at twilight ' : M'Uy did you do that,? , duct (he cost of supplies used-I10 swigmaKe a nusoand leeijecstaticjrom hia. his HuU-tor was afraid your mother tbe light are towi profession, expenses ln"lhe paid ' utlocks to his wig. Bowls of coffee spoiled in brewing, operation and read it. of antomobiles tnder the spreading chestnut tree might repair : . W a make X' . husband yearn, .inside, for ,the paths he was pur- used in making professional calls, here the euro and 'tutoes gro. , , i01d friend, I pity you !" suing ere he sopped a blooming, bride. All your charms dues to professional Journal, of- "Why?"" and airs and graced will not gain your husband's smiles if ffre rent,, eost of water, light, and I've been workln' oa de railroad - "I. have bought my wife a new AU de livelong dayf beat used in his office, and the hire they're pouring through their faces drinka that taste dress aud she has gone to show it to Oh, what fun it is to ride Countless homes would hold together that of office assistants. your wife a In t open Sleigh J The farmer may deduct as neces "are doomed fo failure now, if no" coffee made of leather were dished up by foolish frau. Hoodooed Is the wife sary expense all mounts actually I ' The stork brought Peta a babf boy so am who (Jif hPsjtnl f eethat . woUld!ay8nQX;and her dreams' cxiiended in earryinif -on the buaf- - - I canold,writeold Soj'huMiy and so sweetr a letter; nessr orfarnilnjf. guch- as "amounts He looked so much like daddy that and hopes and wishes all are wrecked Upon the rocks.' " - Day by day, in every way paid In the aiid. - Publisher E. Homlbroolt ...h... N. Quasar Hasmuson IV.'I. Wis MASON' RHYMES MEMBER fcEW8PAPEH ENTEUPBISH ASSOCIATION ASSOCIATION ' WMBEUTMTtfl'fltSS. IKC07iIE TAX - WALT BX Anlndependent Newspaper Hardly a man ' RIPPLING THE EVENING HERALD , 'fij TLMELYEDIJOrJALS WASHINGTON NEWS L - - Real Happiness 7 . It was a fine messages that Luther Burbunk gave out on birthday. his seventy-sevent- h ". ' a small space, because it was fine because It said inuchofin life into a iew short whole philosophy it compressed a ' i.words." : : .1.- . . , am--m- " al PN'ductjou' haryestng oi uis crops, cost or seed and fi riUliier. nmL Mint of minor., re pairs to farm buildingsL-andCO- t of small tools used In the eonrse of a year or two. The cost of farm niHchliiory, equipment, and farm buildings is not deductible as expense. Ieductions for personal or living expuiscs, snch- - as repairs to the taxpayer' dwelling, ont .of .ftwxl, clothing, "education of children, etc., are not allowed.- - Xo. 8 . Losses of incurred in a taxpayers' trade or business, or profession or "any transaction entered into for profit" not compensated for by Insurance orotherwise, are deductible -- J JCAN YOU QUALIFY the - An . upright man. netd ever xiread The blows of fate; he who has led r Once as I roamed with careless tread. A wolf who heard mc .turned, find-flev. lie felt that I was, more than a czar, An upngnt man. . So when the last refrain is said Above my narrow rose-strew-n bed,- - - d. - Say not, "He worshipped flower rnd star." Say not, "He loved sans let or bar." But write these words above my head, -"An Upright Man " . . - -- ave d ' . i Untermcvri Louis . talk; UJuiI'!r?Circ:htTai I ONTHEAIR (Chlted Press Staff C(rreimiident) SISOAPOBE,- (U. T.r A wniill BinuKRled from the Aniaxon .Hiisin r- -- of Brazil by a British sucntM tiuine ' sixty years am ban braiuckt a flood ef (fold to British Malaysia and (lie Dutch Indie. This year's crop in the British Straits Settlements, .Ceylon and IVdcrated Malay States alone is estimated at upwards uf 81U,l.ri0 tmis, ail of which yill le available for t xport following .the decision to al low- - lOO per rent production inlir the restriction of prHlnctiou laws. Thin crop, it is cstlmntcd, will p. p.uu.pia-k-iiiii- : ScTTIoTTiiore"nSaTr$(KKi,ton.TT(W -- idfl and: the net profit vviUbe.nioreJhnn .5i.(M)(K).(i(): ,. Practically all this rubler will be atilied to the I'lilted States. Much cf it already haa been coutnictcd for at an average price (f .around tieveuty-fiveet- s a pound. The cost tf pHiuctiou averuscs about 20 cents a ponnd. ThiiK the Vmted Slates will eftnribute n hugo total " - - , ' "'. I'M1- "i., fitnte nheKtra, KOO. 3til Mete rs. Onkland r.sn-ii- l ftHtm-musical pro; "Sp. gram, liook reviews; 4 p. nr,"St. Francis orchestra ; 5::t(( p. in., girls' half hour; 0 p. m., concert; 6:55 p. m., news, etc. ' KLX, G(8 Meters, Oakland4 p. in., women's hour ; 7 p. ni., news ; S p. m., program ; !) :43 p. in., Athens gram"; 7 .. musical r atlto-rln- h progium;, jiews.-weTitli- i'f f -- s . .l?t4lUt.Irogriinix JO .p dor's Serenaders. ui,fi S( u 'DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH dle.. 195. By v W.l. Gordon I M mliji: 'u HWbl . . . ': ;t-;i- frmrXt'so lg m n K ,! oo sou gaw D .. rroiwp . c'mom: LvrvuE K10 haff! ? m fitment -- I " : ?? a cyclone of excite- with laughs- - romance. You'll be captivated with this newest WARNER screen thriller I and your old fixture f i i Recutaf nation. 1 atty advertised I price 316.50 t Cun """NJ iZX XSwnLS JI L J (Price do not include lamps) Get money for your old fixtures $A87 and your T old fixture or this $6.50. Riddle Fitment and at the same time secure beautiful new Riddle Fitments ' that .will bring you the enjoyment and satisfaction of having modern decorative light- ? ing that will beautify your homerTrade wTany" or all your old fixtures and receive a 25 allow ance on; Riddle" Fitments selected in their place. .'The most remarkable of- -. f er of its kind ever made ! 1 Haws-Goodma- n Co. Hardware and Electrical Supplies 12 .West Center; - phone 303 ; , Mwuwtt,c'-;ww,n. -,-- - a spicy flavoring of ; Fence pencils.. JI "Seven Sinners ment and - -.- I I with Marie Prevost ' is : w A Piomt Fever Saunders dining-roo- ' Scarlet McDowell ' -r ut I if-- Jerry- - ed Handsotne-Jo- "53ii P'4' - -- liollyr- -, bewitching e " .laws, A IJIKFKRENT MATTElt in d via ring .'"Doh't bring me any bil"s; 1 can't the restriction on production face them." You- needn't,, darling. s trill "be. nintutRlned,. and np- .you to Joot them."- . "T U' "Scvca Sinnera 'em I sevens-cou- nt Soft-finger- i" WILLIAMS ments are unanimoiis that lavi f I . OUT OUR WA- Mi jsisst'Ssious-aiiprotectorates In the Malaysian peninsula and outlying rubber distritis. They tfere "FrainenTnBMuWiira"Ooa et tbe'TTF ioJiiaLiilftceia IjoihIoii as the "The essential of iIm " provisions oF eiiciTHrcTu resfricl production to a pcant where there will be no danger of a surplus. The plans works out so there are automatic increases in production as the prite rises, and restriction" as It de. clines. The frank intention is to keep a juiifaruiJiitfU. jirke, iimLasJ"!1? as EiigiaucUcuntrols the gnut majority of prodiM'tiun there seems .III tic probability any coinplaant that may hefiiade bythe t.'ulted States" wUt tie of any avaiL " The British believe their position, Ml leait for the next decade, is vir tuiil:y impregnable. ' "J the Americans don't like the way we run 4hriiblier business let Uicui get Ii) the production end men out theiiiscHcrt"," British hero say," at)d,that peems about, the . J' e'ec-trlcit- y RAGS .::r....i' - . In.. the Straits Settle - mines P.Japanese Riddle -- Wanted ' ' (TJ. - - . TOKYO, Y pe-m- s " .. ft-w- e ) 44warrl th.vMUh-etit- h ' Interests. . to the rubber grown In addition in - Malaysia, the Utrv.its, Ceylon. etc.; the British o"n great estates in the Dutch Indies, "pnucir:il( in Java and Sumatra. In all .it is the Itrittsh (obtrid more than two thirds" of nil. nibix r produced, la. the world, and wiu-ld- ' production during 192(i is cstinialid nt Wey over GO0.0OU 'tons. , The vnliie of the crop will be upward of a . billion dollars. ' And the British Intend to enanre f iiUfc' w'ofd. Rood profits lu the "future, altbonjrh TOO MITH SO there , (?eem "lffle"rikiinioo(l the "Piiw. what Is a bigamist?" price ever wilt po again to the high "A bigamist. My son, Is- a super- mark well over a dollar ia Singa pore, which was reached fn ihe mid- opti mistl M i ch Iga n Gfi rgoy Ie. s - 3 .Clean nr.;. tH...rl eiisiin plan, are a Serb's of enactuienta of -- the political units of Brit- ... " - 1 restriction " pro-dttr- p-- soK-i.llc- her-whe-tt world go in 1925, according to a report of the Department pf Commerce, which mobile, at. theiime And Tor" Irnny"Xnule"Lau"rie 2TT,wcrttnicfS'fif g.iir, ?,K1,-37was not bought with the ii kCW. 4S1.5 Meters, Portland'-1- ' ounces of silver and 69,524 tons of resale, Is not deductible, :I'd Itif me .down, .and die. t , of copper. These are all increases V home heli. becanse It was not a transaction . .MARCH 12 "entered into for "profit."" Losses When yqu and I were young ,Mng-jov- er the 1924 production," ?old "by l e weittherr,-N-, $ gle- 10.2 per cent, silver by 12.5 per cent Motors, Sun I'nmcN Kl', fcuturea p. in.,- weather, mark sustained in the titration of a farm :: 6:30 p. iu.,.chil When knighthood was. in flower, and copper by 3.5 per cent. I'sual aa a business venture are deduct et eJ.-- . i di'eu'K (5:30 p. m.. ible. lumr, "If 4W.3 sustained in H Seat the U.' KHU, Meters, operation States orchestra'; 7:10 p, in.j. book a. In.; haineof., a farm mFftU'd werely for the r m hlps- rFviews"; 7 :2 p. ju.r"ChiHa," Juliim mens p, m.; cham pleasure of trie taxpayer.' thev nf exercises; Arnold, V. 8. Attache; S p. m.. ber of commerce; 3. 4. 5:13 p. m., not aednctalae. string quartet: ft, p. in., Palace programs; 6 p. m.. children's pro. BEGINS experience. The "." H p. ni., iirffim rwitnl: 9 p. cioseiy to the wording of the statute: Sail on. O Ship of State! in., ijnwHm ; 9 ;30 p. m., music pm-- ; For example, a loss incurred in And let the rest of the sale of a home 10 autoor taxpayers U'u, p. hi., pro? contest; PRODUCTION SAY PLANTERS By. MIIJES W. VAVGHN . U.S. ' Touiig folks used" " to " kis"each nuuie me wuiie ot " Tou kiss me sad adieu they went throngh tunnels. Xow," snaps George J. Iveu. 'Tis three o'cliMk in tbe morning they don't wait for tunnels. '1 . . -- r Because they ail love you. Breathe there a man with soul so " ' ."It's the little things that fill, the dead" thai count," said the. old Who never to himself hath said: stockings Shoot If yon must jthls old gray man as be east a sly glance at the young damsol with the short skirt . head,;, ... e : Btfeer car.: But give "us this day our daily boarding-ih- . a. in., couk'ner " HIGH UNTIL Tliey named the ted Krpetc:-- J v , bread,... But, after all. think, J. P. Gour-Twas the night before Christmas parraes prohatuy are ej, By the dawn's early light, not 0s bud as "When o'er the decks the parties, captain shonted : N'o wife cares how little her bus "Curfew shall not ring tonight ! j band is if be makes a big salary. ' a 1n a' foTCsr primeval fnim". erusgiwiuleT Birth coutrol is too well under Where the old Flotilla lay." net income upon Which the Income control in some quarters, , t, me to V back old Virglnny ta!...,i.IL.a,l?sp5'?'d-....Toballowed, Carry, losses'" not" Incurred in trade, busi When yoii come "to the end of a JAPANESE MINES perfect day.: ness, ot profession niiisteonf ors L Kcrosene Is now rrplndng W OUDH OFTEX MISUSED: on botiys, barge eainls and '. y "I am taller than him." in railway signaling.. Certain sis-- - Don't "tnnn he." ciallamps will burn coutinuousiv. say O F T E X MISPRONOUNCED for a year wllhout attentioii. orchestra. oayse., the a as in KX. :ia7 Meters. Hollywood rather, not jas in 'at." Usual features; 10:30 a. in.; cook-iulira hx m iss PELLED : Mis chief ; ie. not el. talk; 1 p. in., musical program; SYNO.NT JtS Marriage, 7, , ! p. in., programs; 10 p.-- in.,, wedding, main fight event, Iegiou Stadinm; v.cdlfick, nuptials, nintrlinony,' un- " Cotton lou. " Up. m., West orchestra. nonu KHJ, 405.2 Meters, Los Angeles "t se a word renal .feature; 12 m., Klite orchethree times and it Is yoiirs.Let at this office us increase our Vocabulary by masstra; 2 :.'() p. in., matinee; 6 pilinl nt nny time there Is a danger. Telephone 9 5 ''Ro7:30 cbililreirH..hniir; in.. tering one word each day. Today's ous sluing in prices mance of the Santa Ke Trail," Cla- wora: INVIOLABLE; that mnst ''America need not expect cheap nuLbe violated, .'.W mist-be- v sJvS.lyitU.HL4JI.JUl.j;riS.riim. , Mi7 "" : KFI. thTwelnTiolnblp-inurs.Meters, Los Angeles nubile' tires, again, as long us we rubber run prevent K Vespirt here told the-- ulti-- 1'rcs.v "We operated onr estate for years I at a loss, and we will not repent the . RUBBER PRICES TO REMAIN "in getting-- better'. e lO:in - You-will-h- . -- ' tt A ' Than kings in frowing castles are. For he is armed with truth instead. . TMn-thf- - ;A blameless life is safer far - inWmor 1 -r- - - j,.. . . Here is what he said: "As you hold loving thoughts for every person and and even toward the plants, the ocean, the stars, the the nillsrtrrrd as yotr are fcelpf ul d x scrviee 4o each world, so you will find; yourstlf growing more happy -"" day. And with happiness comes health and everything you WantBurbank has a keen mind. He has spent his life with studying- her and extracting from her her deepest - nature, getting. the ansecrets. And apparently he has succeeded life itsell. secret of all the of biggest puzzle --r swer to the css that is gamed not Ilappincssr-Happinan8Wer?The of material by selfish grasping and thoughtless clutching the of within from joy m lite, an overflowing things, but by laws. its and world an inner harmony with the that is within the reach of all. It does It is a happiness not require riches.- You do not need to have a fine house, a bank account. It is big automobile, a costly radio set, a fat within reach these things,-tha- t happinesrthat-goestwyonaccessible to wisest The graybeard, and child smallest 1" of the rich man and poor man alike. How-i- s it gained,- - again? -- By- holding loving ..thoughts for every person;" by being neighborly, in other words: by worst, by realizing "always looking for the best instead of theand the char woman that the ice man and the street sweeper to establish contacts able as well as you, are human beings if yoawiil let them. with your fiwn-&- l And for the restthe "holding loving thoughts, as he hill and river and forests- -is puts it, for mountain and ocean and not. is Simply put yourself m it You know that hard? when you see a majestieun-se- t, harmony with nature; realize, massed bank of clouds a over the dawn prairie, a misty o..v, v... the woodland or a wnite inuge oi am uu , the spirit back of these things is the spirit that ra in you. "'"Know that" the beauty and majesty of nature, are true expressions of the very soul of the universe. And this harroinesais a noble kind of happiness, based - Gain it, and you n the rjasses understanding. what "can never" be" afraid caTinotake away. buy-anwhat poverty oneycannot ' For you will know yourself as a true son of the great from the verse, close partner of the spirit that shines ' star, , ing . - ne-horse 'lXI' Riddle Authorized Dealer , - : : . ' 'A mm : - r" -:'- -t -a a jt' y If ypu i need assistance ton your , " ,r Income. ' , ' Phone " - . 690 . John W. Guy i. ... . ii - |