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Show . 1 . TIT SPAY.' THE EVENING HEEALD, NEWS FEATURES "" THE EVENING HYMRS ' P" ., i. Wir H K. Caaniu- - f'' ""1 ;,. .ii.i.. lsnwn ErtabUshed as weekjy tim Ti 1 " ' l , TteUMd FJ tl pet mouw !"l2"' r .eer. to ... idvtHM n4 aoee .... i ... ""' ftfl - ' ft nL o'clock n, ! TKKMS OF BlUSCBlPnON ,' - An Alumnus o editor ol that iwutuuou. Me MjvMtcd four years ot b; nanct- - n. ja Uuivtrsity of Nebraska ttseitw -- It voices i u j age American university. HLfl ) .: -- 'J, - idiiurt'S. - - - ' l , uWe a ir.nfl iffoismt. thitior.' rigM oir me Job i. different. - uavvw " V" . .. them this side bf the China Sea. - ' - .... iCPdptdar Sentiments j; Every friend otPrerident Woodrow WUiap U. t J. with the " Jg g-- ttl lust week?'' m Bnt-- ' - As the Ke rtroA always striving. sttitt years bass, that the future so . nelghtwr-canie-alo- ng; ."2. ilSSmiSvb " HIKING " - the . glaring summer heat A couple terns 01 leau The muscles .01 my douj dvfwuR wa- y- , riS M' '"i --v.r r u.n . fs iy I I I SvtH " lukinP Powder Vifrarrr hlNCOfilHTAX m INNUTSHELL - ' mow ' jSi-i- i : - ri?.mnvWAmf$ LOOK . OCtESM. BO5, Gimme "OW TrtlS CiTTUPy-- l I riWLU'l A ; .7, r PiSTDCC V iro-HCrVs- unit n. l I OOtR II 1' 80 CuPfLMT CuP, III. f 1 if ' f ROM CflrVR M l7--llf- l I .ft I .on - j. ' IV 1 xg.4'g. tr 1 SIlVSsiOQtK S .;r,.'IIL riLMMMQI II Ml' . tciistrs. . i 'Vatr s' . R ,1 jj .JEA ' I II 14 I ( II 14 "S. (srwTTl I I )' v.. s" .1 ' I I 111 I Zlj ' "HindmarshV special Coffee, lb. ill Purie Catsup quart can oww J - w '.:", it-- " s- - fHHUrennr. . 10 p. ni., iJrogrMi . k n nrrhtHitrtx ... It'khrI features;. 2:30 .';phllrtrHn' J8"' m., West J- U ' ..... - 9- - P- - . 12, . m., program; Ms- - Augeivs - garden, tatttf C.p. m., houf: "T:30 p. I'm., '"As- - pro- - K Kf in bottles Pepper. 45p Schilling's I lb. can i Buckeye Rolled Oats. 9 lb. bag 4 lb. can Snowdrift .... 25c Hamburger M .25c '".'I 2 quart "bottles Honey ......,. 85c 25c ? " 21c lb. COCOANUT a Veal Chops 21b COCOA A p. riiJmi. If J'SMlw I: Loose Cocoa .; 2 lbs. . I 25c , SEEDS Bhfedded CoCoanutI loosej lb. I MOLASSES Dixie Molasses in gallon cans ids - - iU. w I ... ,V..;...,.., tQ-fc- r- - l" irtyzv?. 1 III .4 .... . , ..' CASH AND CARRY :, MARKET , West Center .We are open until 8:30 . - U J L. .F 40c s SALT . WHindmarsh POTATO CHIPS, Loose Potato Chips : . c " s We have just received our Iodine Salt shipment of those good seeds. Now on display ..... pkg -- . IK HONEY 9?c lbs Pork' Steak 46 o'clock mrm POT ROASTS flCp 3 . 11 Best Cuts ''7 Pot," Roast. 45c f , . .. .ju-.j- ' -.- i lb. Angeles w. eofklng tnlk; 5:30 . WEDNESDAY SPECIALS i lrt;4r. uu, trtof 1 p. , m., Rynchrophase String ensemble: 7:30 p. in., NK-Harris Detective atones;- a p. m-radio artists; 9 p. m., program ; 10 orchestra. .. p. m., ratrick-MiirK- h K(JW.t 491,4 .Moters, Portland n. m.; exercises'; 9:45' a. 'in., vvtiim-n't- i exerclsea, music, weather, hbnschold hcliw, news; 12:3(1, i, 8, , 10 p; in., eoncerts ; 7 :30 p. m., weather, markets news. KfX)A,' 454.3 Meters, 'Seattle 10 a. in., hctps for women; 12:30 p. m., Ituturr club 3r.46.:15 7,. 8 :30 pvL tu.. prugrnmi ; 8:15 p. ih. Weather, farm news'. , n. 11 - MORNING r -- program...!1 Meters, 18 erri1- " 2 Del Monte Catsup a)h i.n CATSUP nhday Dr. Mars Baumgardr " ' thelr-rankSr- -ta ' COFFEE ' 1 bavlitg to hire, lawyers. 10 - P- M $ m.r.'dsiiCe music fsuul Oakland JtGO, 31 Meiers, pmmiiin ; f'irtunni:' 3 4 f. hi..- Sf.- mucin orchestra : 6 p. :S,Vp. ro.rnews, .etc. ,m.i"5pncert: l(l.X. Jfeten, Otikimd 4 p. m.J woMif'u's Wonr j rt0 p. m., Ath--orchetva;'T p. m.. news; 8 p. m pducntltsifll program ; 9 p. ui . prmsram. ' KXX; 'AM le!ers,, Holly v(mj 4 p. w., care" of Vsflsl feature-H -- - K "i WASHINGTON r After reading the above, nobody will need a dia why Congress-- . gram iniih 'Davey Is. personal non grata among civil service workers, here . . i in. Washington. The government personenei Oion t ilke'U when Davey introduced h'a eJvU- - service regUla?.. bill tions for two years, to giw a president' a chance to weed' out the flead-oc- d the.tnpfl, from . SELL IT THE CLASSIFIED WAl the Ohio' representative .estimates, economy. a half billion-dollar of M S 0 AND POtt OL'ICKEST This last Temark rubs it in with SATISFACTORY RESULTS V; an energy- -' that nearly-- drives 'em . 1J crazy.. l j - s time-ldlle- - to lose' money playing .pokejr, Meters, Sin rmftcir jfford KpS. I'M!-i,.IJH,.t4w.i5;13p.U Iji wyrrs mny ttot make- nmeh i,nr; al.s:4 GMO p. m.. money, bi)t they save a tor ny inn .tl,,, Spiwr '..r.wfra:'? S!t-, mndeal program; ir'1nWrfS ; ? P. and buck-passer- s one-ha- lf - would.be nice If more of ij V. carriers mail clerks, the government's civilian employes include the largest and number of loafers, I have ever seea broiieht together under one banner. Congressman Martin L. Davey of ' ' Ohio. . 77 oiir grocery bfll to1 reduce hiHiig a kiR whir hasn't iGre 1 Outside of letter one-fourt-h than four or five children. MARCH 10 Davey Declares Government Men. Are Time Killers to an exemption of $1,250 three-fourtof the S 1,600 exemption al DAILY LESSONS lowed a single person and for the ENGLISH list three months he Is entitled to of an exemption of $875 By W; L. Gordon the $3,500 exemption allowed a mar . " ried person." OFTEN v MISUSED : WORDS J v'.H on June 30. a taxnnver ceased Don't If can not accept of your k "I ! say being the bead of a family the sup generosity." Omit "of." ; r- - No. 4port In one household of a relative OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED: The revenue act of 1926 provides or .relatives being discontinued he Tortoise. Pronounce tor-ti- s the ! 1S relaallowed an exemntion of 12.500 that the status of a taxpayer as in "It." not as "ois." ... of the exemption f $1,500 JOKTEX MISSPELLED: Physic tive to the amount of his personal exemptions shall be determined by granted a single person pins one-- ian. nmiortlonment in accordance wun half of the exemption of $3,600 SYNONYMS: Authentic, genuine, tbi number of months the taxpayer granted the head of a family. With legitimate, Original, true, accepted heaa reeard- to the credit for a de authoritative, certain, reaL w(isiBgle,, married, or the ' pendent, the taxpayer's status Is de i WORD STUDY : "Use a word of family. ; ": fnr etamtile. a tasnaver married termined as of the last day of the tiree times and it is yours." Let on September 30, 1928, would be en taxable year. If, during the year, us Increase our vocabulary by mas titled to an exemption ot Miw his Support of such dependent cea tering one word each day. Today's Pnfthe firs nlneinonths he Is claa- - ed, be is entitled to this credit word: REMINISCENCE; the'caU Ihtr to- mind.t"It iiie alone in the sified As a single mon entitling htm reminiscence of those days." . LHti.T SEE PLOPLt TOM SIMS SAYS Closing .. everything X v 4 a . Breathing and stifling, fetid city air, clouds of people clacking past my door. t And loud, discordant noises everywhere. to slip . So I ahi getting all prepared ana Away s,mMt "TOM - I tack And f it chanced I ever could get Hwore. Mvhlkiiijr would be done at home; ON THE AIR - - - ' DoubSS ; I- . - ' . ,: brt&Jctt ' Etigltih felloe . AXpfayedth '' r wsJ 5lTlSdmever f .J.'- - monkey - n? C ' p hiin n Oolong , . Iliite uiuvstral .1 .... Jjtjr ffi J " 4 - -- - rmTh ? eStS .: T t- - - 1 i The lioom town often becomes the Wpu't think that I'm an nss. to dis-cC- e tiinn town later. , ' M. House,- purport fol-'fS- ff W and Pnille awhile-- , hUTeiations with President Wilson previous - 4ntlUig And white yon amUe. foa- ev-Jworld Tntrv State f Another Mullen, " funnier thnn some men Iw ln aceuled I!Colonel Hons . knickers? asks. Stanley Bonnett he wis And soon there's miles ... President and with undertakin to smiles, of And" mile Texfrom colonel : And life's worth while in the hands of this unkonwn The new settler .was busy in his Because f om smile. us L- . . i! lth a 'rake and bo when VaA khhvbn the "basest in i garden " !" scried Harry Rouey hil "Batter-'ou- t d ara ,4ew , to.th(t. rountn man who is dead and yn-kbI- as he'Trlefl TBS" latancaker- -am not too proud to learn." snld writing "in the name of the great I wish yon Some stutlHtlcal maniac has esti- the newcomer, 'and advice." have heard of Colonel Hous except mated thiit the bumble bee in this would give me a bit of the other. replied our "Certainly," all more than worth is country "WelL I want to raise some chick , but, personally, oold. ifavbe and what I want to know Is ens the gold. we'd rather handle this : Do you plant the eggs la rows be even more interesting to hear the McKellar when not confmcd t0 They sat together on the Sofa and or do you broadcast them?" admired the new engagement ring. . It. T, Hulsn says he has often parliamentary language. .. ... She looked at the diamond set and wondpred- - who coined the- - phrase, whispered : "Klttln' pretty." Photographers,i we I "My, ohn, Isn't It clMr!'.' . guess.dear," more two payments, "Only ' By Charles T. Hickey he replied. More often the real enemy of the !eet trail went winding up a thojwjnd f the onft who is Khin 'tt church po..blamed., Js .fellows ...Sraue. ,Jire.s(; and there, ' diKirs. . , T And dipped and sagged and they'll Shaw, snnns Joseph lite, ffTOeTbyL R T- - P- - i- : I "fv' livn" , ' 1: ', tins. vacuum is a Schilling secret process. JTJiere ar no. teas quite like - J -- 'k "'re ' . 8erlet r- - "Yestirdar he flsgeed S tSfft en lift, 'Seeing,' gine and asked for hotb going to the "Do I hear a' HWWid " fried tke .He Haiti. ' same place.' . mini iih the other twin aunoufrd M urrlvnL "My daughter recites so Well I'm in elec Mhh ore more modect than wo- going to give her trocution next year," salt! Mrs: Mat men, Bays L, C. Morgan. Tou -' wutmn' lliid & niRn:W bia Tight iuprop. "ft wlH; flnifh hef vtt. ; tc a.Hhamed Jhe wouldn't Vim mind thffiB4: 3fo man ""Don't vvulk the street half nukvd. tn er lacked into prosiiertqr. All men are born free and. e in;J : fniaim Lenn freer.-- Marrlaw. mm Real AVorfjr.' . Institution, comes somewhat wti-rL J3flverstop. to. ponder As to whether we hph "Do vou love meT' man vounir is the ; Rob it of that and ' ' it is merely colored water. , Z :6nly Schilling bring- -; . you the fine rare flavors of tea as they are , i known in the Orient,. . , FIacI (Or a mar yrbn And re toe) ,XJreit ban) . I Schilling Teai arc satciy eale4,'H0Tin ; t "Horatio lu trtwa." l Only SchiiHhg Teas arc T only make you atop work to sbaks bands with them, OFFICE CAT ;:! Tea is purely a thing , . i of flivor. . .. ' ' h. . 4 1! ;. -- 4 k- - r Itti wo-me- Business Office .Telephone r.Motial lfcwn Telephone ?. "1f -- .... v ter. JiTiM MS? .1 a daily J r ; . . to - .- I , J..- - I 'I'D V.: V V : ! ... , , WELL ,.i In hbme, dinner l;aste my When I sit me down to '" t tl retreat, I proclaira that it's ft winner, fit for kir3 mi ...... nrui'" tjueens to eat; "Gee," I cry, "this scrambled muttoh man to be a glutton from my vest there flies a but. could view theaa. tonndihAlttraips canthebettLil'ho noble dishes, finest grub thatever was, who could see these roasted fishes and deny'them'Ws. applaud? Truly glad and grateful as I stow away a plateful, aad I aurdy wduld be hateful if L didn't clap my paw: Oh, you you are wonders at this splendid cooking gamej he who doubts It badly blunders and his doubting is a fch&me;' skilled you are li frying; stewing, wondroua sauces you are A ; ..40i brewing, and the course you are pursuing ought to bring fc do . you wealth and fame." Thus the women of my,shanty wife maiden and test lister; and their chores with pep auntie, all ire keen to:do their besti little compliments art, neater, words of praise are always sweeter thin ft kick, iravlv tWnkin Tirork ft iet. Cousifi ' across the pillage squkrejand I . George' . . costly dwellings . Vila Vifitittl V vwa .1.. .. - t101-mm hear noarseiy yeuuig s u? imd hla '"- vei raise adject muscle twisters, and his nouns are hHtara as he roasts his aunts And sisters for their meisly pnmtlAininir that bill of fare. rOncelhey struggled hard to please him, dishsees him find-- he twauw Sty ing up a prificelyitteal, but such effort ohly he . ing fault with' added 2ealrfliidnfciiaught could win his let praises, naught could stop his caustic phrases, they Ihate am al. him go to blwes, and heed not his bitter spiel. as wheat, men ways telling voters that their ioAisgood shoe my queenly roen,who motors, who fix my wheeling tanner and the the and tinner for the I have praises feet; I live In Easy. winner,-an- d spinner, I pronounce each a. ' I i7 Jr . ( WASHINGTON HEWS ZIASO:t ii AAA AfAUk Aqlndependept NewspaperL '' - TirYjDITPJALSj N O mvii'MV iU U V Til MARCH 9, IS Satnrday -. 15c :iTOMAT0ES,. ' " ?, i' '' . Qt. can Mission brand Tomatoes, i. 15c "sALMpN;; Kippered Salmon 35c |