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Show ACS TWO THE EVEMNO EERA1D, TUESDAV, JAJTOABY 19 1924: STOMA NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT t' RIPPLING .r HYMES THE EVENING HERALD FATAL FEAR . MEMBER XEW8PAPER ENTERPBISB ASSOCIATION MEMBER UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION ...Publisher .ffty Editor iaints of ightylry whatever nature should be made- at onee. Telephone 93. aeoood class matter at the pogtofflee In Provo, Utah. - hsluess Office Telephone ..80 . .107 tutorial Roouis, Telephone TERMS OF SI BS( RIPTION ellvered by carrier, per month covered by ttrrter.'per ywr. tg'wlvaaw:V-.Vivftyear, In advance elirered bvMaillBl'tHh. county, eltrered by mall In Uaiied Slates, outside . . . . . .... lvance , . .40c nr yettHir eaii,-"T- OFFICE The dambeat, gnj 1m the mr who, thlnka a polka reporter It on the edltorW ataff of the Pollee Gaactte CAT the fignttns In V Chk-aga-; ' While (hey a argulns ftiTniorfr. era why nut lujer a couple t Pull. . SJentlsta hare cba aged be es of maa brtua ao a pussenger cau aalamandera., llaybe they did ao by streti'h his bobbinr Ha hair and letting it moke " Some people are so darn dnnib " cigareta. they have got to have a reason fur Joat because the paper aara it la ling happy. Koine to ba warmer that'a no sign it la suing to be colder 4 " The' Evening Herald Classified Ads Are Business - Gelt e r s. i . h- "What's de name of d! Inftintf" desvanded the colored paraoa. who waa offldatlnf at the christening ot Mlrandy'a latest offspring. lihallideemyjwelrd ,..$3.50 I , - bells are tolling, the sexton's clods areirofiintf for men who were afraid. J'm grlad to keep on living if this the gods decree; I thank those" gods for giving a good long Ijfe to me; but when death's shades' betide me and Charon comes to guide me no craven fears doling, he Entered aa etojiped TOM SIMS SAYS Uce A lot of folka hare eren quit go Tour beat friends wont tell you. ing to chorea to cough. bat WelU BrimhaU says, they will My daughter ia ruin to ba mar. ' tell everyone else. ried," aaid a Provo citlaen. "Who's lha luckr manr aaked One poor way of committing aaV . u v: Schwab says there la onlyon hla friend. clde i .by .haying a nned car tnd "I m," he replied. road ta success. Sure! but detonr working youmlf o dtuib. anj pcirt- BJOKt It lug travel of the discourage signs la the Charleston, aep - In time , . T T era. l ido UUi 7 :3 Thla Locarno peace pai'lhaan't "Oh, Brother Knipperdoling" I curiously said, "the iron bells are tolling, each day, for some one dead; but you live on forever, you're making no endeavor the tie .sUblished M weekly In 1856; as a dally. in 1922. - PublUW In the life to sever while other Uvea are sped. ' You must be of i em 14, 50 South First West street, Frovo, .Utah, every evening, building! xeept Saturday, and Sundity. .niornihe. Delivered by carrier In Pro, 'Over eighty, or ninety inthethade ; there must be reasoai B. ITornibrook . Similar Rasniusou Km. And Jnat a few yeara ago the Po- Caaatte waa considered wirfced. The & 1JMAS0N j4n Independent Newspaper TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS -rt- Bryant," IerD8roe-ni;OpiiiiH- waa the flrn reply. sink ' sickness,, with aches and pains ,acutejmyjbreath - The' protested s Oplwn ...... .... H has grievous thickness, my ringing voice is mute; the docs ain't. noparaott fit name for a S&V around me hover the pill and potion shoyer ; and shall ' Well it flU dla sal." aaid Ml advertising copy fur the current issue must be la not later than randy. "For de aay opium cornea 1 o'clock, a. m. I then recover ?. I do not care a hoot. And. since I am from chlle'a wild poppy, and, d' not caring if I shall wind and limb ; but many who are ailpoppy auah am wild." ing,, who find their vitals failing, Irfghastly fear are quail I Who Pays the Sugar ' ing, in terror stark and grinvThe doctors and ifiOBrses I, ,f our tn throws yon dw , In all the extensive, propaganda which the refiners and can't heal if one's afraid, with thoughts of gloomy hearses, just think of poor Adam; he had one to pick from. her capitalists who control the great bulk of Cuba! sugar the sexton and his spade; but since no fears attack me, only dusiry issue for''the purpose of persuading theAmericatt no dark misgivings rack me with thoughts serene to baek ;tu;rt Horront me I always make the grade." The . passing bell is toll The man stood on - the moonlit, eople to abolish or reduce4he import duty on this foreign ' f bridge. rown sugar the claim is always advanced that the tann ing for some one every day, but Old Man KnipperdoKnjr The night waa' full of air, ; Azraei is tne his young, way calling, paie along proceeds consumer the and that added to the selling priceof sugar When someone took the bridge and old are falling, but he with nerve appalling, prolongs way, ays the bill. TZ his: earthly ..stay. ;; r;"::7";;' ;r:.:j:;:: And left him standing there! In talking io Cubans about the tariff the propagandists Coal companies cau raise the i cannot make ay that the reason the Cuban sugar producer, enough to take the hint Mark 8 Twain much easier than the Humor Liberties of which thji'Ae had price of eal rgeF profits. is becauseJie. jnusLpayJLYtLcents a jwunajo consumer can. Spelled Misery For et his sugar into the United States. related and our meno. Coffee Insurance ... Jlny time you do notihink - Tariff - II I - .rJ ' . Bl .... m J ' ntSTttiNtGofFccristthe: finest coffee you ever tasted, your grocer will return your money instantly and gladly. You keep the coffee. u. at . ere beennone-tooroianywt- r.Trr.M.' Coffey " .,.r". enr-talle- d, John Hr Hammond Httmmoad, "already very restricted, Both of these statements ..cannot be true.- If the Ameri wat cut down, o that, for several ah consumer pays the tariff the Cuban sugar grower and we: were near the atarvatlon By CHAI1LES P. STEWART. days, NEA Service. Writer,,, ? measure of calories. . flmifApturer do not pay it and vica versa. As to who actu- lv does the "Baying the best possible evidence is afforded WASIUKQTON Thjny yeara engaged in producing Cuban ago about now Mark "Twain, on his DAILY LESSONS y the fact that the world; gathering ugar for tiiS American marxet are willing w spena money way around; Wa ENGLISH hook, "Following for material removed. tariff effort-tthe have ivishly in an landed cap . . r The chief differe&ee la the exer cise obtained front a game of golf and mowing the lawn la that yon don't know you are tire a until after you finish the golf game, but in cutting the lawn you know yon are tired before you" start P Coffee Drinkeri We kept futh with you during the re . IN - Unsolicited Testimonials. Dear Doctor: After undergoing Pretoria, the Equator," W.L. Cordon treatment for rheumatism of your ital of the then Boer republic of the IT 4 The knee, I would like to inform you Transvaal. South Afriwt, and while frterrdtl WtWm ; OFTEN . MlI!EI that after severf years of following there decided" to call xir alijrall jiiuT, direeonSjjny knee has dis- John Hys HaMmendrtho luultu ;tu.takga-j(lilguin- r . -1 enginei-r,m4tloai-liiinXmm "PP811 uut the painjs still there. ikauttirdlng was TTTanie on request: Haniiuoilil that It happened of the shipment, hag arrived." Dear Garage Maa? After using in He waa indeed in Jail He and some dozens of other "Vhc of the package have arriv twelveN bottles of your .radiator re- , el." locked up, accused of .rebellion pairer, I beg to announce that the ' V MISPRONOUNCED : radiator is TEX .President':: gonelbut tne leak. Is Kruger's i;.v against l, 'in!. Pronounce e as still there, v erniueut. ' "best" FTE.V MISSPELLED : Dear Chemist : After using your Angel . Coming out, Mark was stopped by nrBoei newspaper reporterr1'. (wnwttngor uf me say that all my clothes have dis SYNONYMS ! Hypocrisy, Clemens," said this scrilte, 'Tibw did sham, appeared but -- the moths art ; still you find conditions in "that jnilr ' ' J . there. He'd found them perfectly unprinta- monj'. STUDY : "Use a word WORD " so were but, awful, ble,- they "Why do you ask," he queried, 'be three "tliites ii4it;i8 ywirs."' Let'us Fred Evans finds something once cause complaints have been made inereaseour rtteaiHiltriy one - word eacli" '';T:)ilny"& in a while that tickles hlm.The concerning them," the reporter ex to other day a ladf gofstnelf la the word; PSYCHICAL: plained. inU or liiitid. "J shall revolying door of the postoff ice. He "You don't say !" said Mark the spirit "Now, devote my life "to psychiml re says she must have got loose beMurk, in seeming surprise. cause when he passed the next day I was greatly impressed with- the search." the office was open.. quiet of Jhe jalLIt struck me as WORDS OFTEN MISrSEl- an ideal place for a rwt cdfre. if I By FSMmGFMGIAL: k 1 cent trying times in the cottee market. The quality of Schilling Cof-- - irroj&s' S - 3lT- J - Tfc WSSSBBW BBBBBBBBBBBBBBWSilllllMBJMiMBMpiBBBlBBBBS a.'aFg,;?t, iiW -- wavered. . g DISASTER, FIGHTS P . VITH SPIRIT OF VERDUN iMuntryJcarrled on. Talk of dicta.' By MINOT SAFXDEUS, and Impending panic lilted Press Stuff Correspondent. tutorship vic- PARIS, Jan.; echoed from foreign sources, is prac v rlous in the world war, is in tne tically unheard here. iroes of another great battle, the There is no indication here, yet ittle of falling money and rising of the Impulse which developed in ave-tn:1cesr the struggle - to other countries after the war of the disaster. l imitry There are no scenes such asltf the people to rid themselves as quickly oii' da-- rt 7th3rayoiK!owt isble;.ittJMBg:gwgtng. llly wuna ana Budapest, wnere tne more worthless ; and although prices ost insiguificant artlcU's of .every-- : have never been so high,, from the Frem'-point of view, Christmas iy life cost millions and where a ittvulsion of the money ' marts i buniiiRss seemed to- flourish. ; Oner, store la one day BddQOJlirsncA rt, e4 from-'flnnnt'la- I - -- moth-prevent- - e - A nd . ....... - Pf) J 'U s m.- :V'- W - , : - tocb " t. . - ''' AT JES mewS hm gROvE A Tj?,rwr " : WVi " Q ife ; : xo lb. lor i VK : JM V(-rrQTV XTJjjIl-- -' r I I . Cjeam Cheese . Cr. . ffl IE $1,35 box two 10c Figs pkgs. for . Dates, loose 10 lb. ... $ li 13 . - C ... I K. CASH AND CARRY MARKET . Uuu OHiri iUu nn We .... OUC 464 West Center are open until 8 :30 . v )t0 LMi STEAK , Sirloin. Steak . - i , . t p ww UU lb. . , o'clock Satnrday Oft ne Steak; lb. . ZUC . . : , r . ;- s .,J,S - v" v r ,. .. ... . : - ' ?.r--' " :.teUsyou:theyie- SM sniff! wnm! You just know T - " mistakaHenvorofFUpjadcgctslwriic' ' ' It' a flavor, ttastescnsatioo, that's together different from everyday hot '' j . ,' ' 1 actW hot caki flour in the - n$rfef?r Utf "Mbersttandtfar Better ' ' afciackgetsfimth, , - hreeat V5r.ni , . v,-- CHEESE - VlOOEPS.' f . , . . v. bh JSf ' ; - Prunes 1 Gallon Can AC1 Dixie Sorghum ,21c . ' Uilr 'tW Jilij-Sk,- Butter TRUITS Currants fkg 43c lbs. 5c ............ .;trZC rlr'.....J6.40 Hindmarsh fresh bsr WORt ry's . 15c .. J, Country Sage junch Pkg. Dates GRAT wiRrtW.'. r . IwU . Ib WILLIAMS sr&wlSo , , , .,1JS,. SAGE' in Rice, Blue Rose 5 -j .- n IT ' M ., gg , Wasatch Butter lb. 77. SUGAR . chjt broad-ouste- Germade , 19c 10 lb. bag Cft ib. t ettuce ....v.. head " Steak I Celery bunch Qq anqueTluiter Cherry Hill CELERY AND LETTUCE 10c .: vrv ne Butter limpanogbs . "Fluhftrntskilf JOMll-TOW- BUTTER Separator Butter else but - Frankentsys--oftett-seemI abs trd' Say "than absurd that a woman's second" nusbahd"Tsi OETFN MiSPROXOITXCFIW the --most sincere mourner of her Pot.-tt( singniar ) ; J p o t a t o e s first. , i To An Absent Wifeu . (pluraL) SYNONYMS Facility, ease. I've drunk your health so often, These weeks I've been !one,. . readiness, knack, capability, smooth, ness. I've drunk your health so often, WORD STUDY "Use a W)rd "'That I have wrecked my own.- -? " "7.. .. : ', three times and it is yours.'' Let us increaseour vocabulary by Jt is not surprising, snaps Bill each day : Today's Graham, that only one man peeked word: IGNOMINY; public disgrace through the fence at Lady Godiva. or dishonor.- "His attempt to spea!: The others were probably all down met with the fpiominy of hisses," town watching the flappers go by. BROADCAST program was foot normallyi ha over KSL Radio station at 2$ Ut. JtmUe City,;. Sunday afternoon, irtukt ioct my Sult.Ijike tlronfik, I faintd uiiiler. ,the ausptees of the B. T. U. 49 Hs.-iuievt Extension Division. Participating door htalthy aim pUxiout" MmtM. in the program were the following: Jifiten, 1303 St. Max Thomas, icornetist, winner of ICtL C li.. rrJL ""'w,4tbe-w4n- d instrument contest - last week; Grace Gates, soprsna, who .One of Tanlac'S irreatest blesssecond in the vocal contest; ags ia the new life and vigor" it rines to old folks. Every day men Verda Batchelor, violinist, winner of sd womea np in the seventies thestring instrument contest; and nd eighties tiank us for,Tanlac'a the B. 1". L Lyceum Quartet, commndrouB nixents . - w posed of Dr. Thomas L. Martin, ; Tanlac is a natural, tonic," made K. Carl J. Christensen, Murray rom. root, barks and rare herbs, Roberts and W. McAllister, with J. man or Child. It to toaas the blood, stirs up the liver Ernest Poxman, accompanist... Sd puts digestive organs taWork- PAYSON, Jan, 19. At the regular hg order. If your bod Is weaic iuid tun- Sunday service of the Parson. Third an"tward the Relief society officers were. frs. t or steep, you u oe aeiigntea l rolennprl Mm 7jndB .Titnea f .Annie W1I jAitjliiiidsay-imdJtVZr&ygn BonfitTria t ion. tat I'iHa Vegetable son vbave comprised the presidency-Thossustained at fill the SarPncies - ATBO?JIZ;B THB - MKlWUAA'XS wcr:. Mrs.. Rose Trevort, president; Mrs. Eliza McClelian1, first - coun-- " rao Advertisb in PAi'ER THEY'RE selor and Mrs! Annie Wilson, second ' ' TIH TOWN'S BEST BOOSTERS. .. counselor, - -- . ! s Rw Y ARTISTS r Ib-.- - . two-hou- Rib Boil ..... Xu C 30s rrrr. dozen-'- nc Hamberger or Sausage, 2 lbs. 85c ' , iri-talul- J A CI EGGS WEDNESDAY MORNING . SPECIALS CC Fresh Eggs .; Lard....v7T.,,litJ3 - OUT OUR WA- s wtai. Could tut iltip or digttt . . Tht-rone Would be quite :stavingfrom the Importunities of one's But though France w farJiag been B ut if one goes deeper Isrwilt heart - creditors." tones louder dissatisfact'Dn of modern lured this worst post;of ar tr8ge41en4here are signs, and iniong the people.. France Is being The next day there appeared in iese;na have ben growiug during "sold" to the foreigners, with their that reporter's which newspaper, of sterl dollars and their recent pounds poiitlcnl upheavals, jejnost to the presi wasn't very friendly .' Life become to wind has of that ing. iHt impossible. .violent Attack on Qom Paul de may serve to push this cuniitry And it is not at all an unusual dent, the latter for showing such a con thing to find a family here and oiig 'that agonizing course. are hotlce- - there which has cashed in on all its sideration to a vcrowd of men' who ttowever; these-sIku- s deserved severe punlshm(it that vestments and has' from 200,000 student the ileonly to,, the analysts the dtetlngilshed American autbur. hr to the ordinary tourist there francs tip cached somewhere about Samuel Clemens, envied them their utild seen! to be no reaction in the the house, fearful of further grest prison lot. rein French to securities and of the the life only people drops lily The authorities were rqtdy on the French- - awaiting an opportunity to get its jnt t flare-up- s tiMTe Bt'd other world money cp-- j fortune: out of the country. Y- is to ti.e disadvantage of the ' Ifiiggnrd ind anxious faces fire on the Bourse these days, with j'l'he fabric of the French faith in foreign securities more in demand would seem to be no more thau ever. But at no time has there Uken than in the days of Verdun. dereloiied anything that might be ;SRtAT SCOTT here ts grambilng almnt Jhe wnw described as panic and neither has liied here and there to the price of the. Bourse 'produced anythlng'more fend rid of leefsteak.Butbre might lie .witnessed on ts grumbling about the high cost pxclnglhanr almost any busy ."day on the. New -- the York enrh Market; living . five yeara ago-ti- to old folks LARD 8 lb. pail ' ' pre-tens- vlng-t- o tYSavigot il l bes-ctia- Brautt" 4L .. ."t ' ""' ' ' - L- - r- - ?'-7;-- "g 'ir '- -- J 1 ''.. -- " ; |