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Show t " NEWS FEATURES PRESS - COMMEN- T- EM-TOR- IfESBEK Vm. H. L'.VITEI) PRESS ASSOCIATION .. .Publisher niirn! brook Gunnur Rasmuson jO"t stabbghpd as a weekly era hi bqiidimx.-fl- kt Viw, iMs'of o Komh Editor first Wwrsrtwt, trovo, eiy Vineyard. orHin, t'rOWj.lBi'tich, nd I'leasnut View. iAll com whatever nature should Aw made at iii(?. Telephone 95 a second class matter at the pimtoffice in Proyo, Utah. (iifliia. Office Telephone-ditoria- t RHYMES T TERMS OF gl BHCR1PTION .". . r: ; i' J ' 1 i'':"THfi FjuD rn said to Wilhelm WeeviL ho shot v ii.liiiil-.jxj- i - ' $7.-i- By W. L. Gordon WOBDS OFTEN. MISUSEO-D- ont any. "had I bar knows the eoaseqaeoce." Omot "har." ' OITEN ' MlSEBONOrXCED ' both Hangar.' rrononnre nan-ga1 a 'a ai In "arm," 1h ' . acrmt on the i. Sadae; ; OFTEN MISSPELLED "r 1 my brindled cow. You've wrought me greviou j evil, but I forgive you now; the moral law obeying, I do pot feel like spraying with t shotjyour head that's grayingor punching your old brow, I'm slow at holding grudges, singing hymns of hatef at calling cops and judges to make the crooked straight; my Mw SiaJlEft tleserinaimrK hidefis at the fanner's, her hons are on the gate, . I might gYXOMTMSI)enrity, dlmneaB, darkneaa, ambiguity, t agneoeaa. ' wathj heat denounce you, wittf adjectives sublime ; I might word attefnpt to trounce you, and ay you for your crime; butr ' iWORD BTUDT-l'- ae this) way feuds are started anl friends are.broken hearted, ttire tknea and it U youra. Let na anaitotneir graves are earte gooq men oeiore xneir lime. jin,ms ,Ur vocabulary by master word each iy. A Today'a Jffl.oa!t.f euqs have cheap begnniing8t like ahoptlng brindled inx cows; thenlury has itsLjnnipgs and all the fates, carouse? ; word JEOPARDIZE; exposure to because a hen is missingare oaths loonmen are hjssing, loaa, injury, or death ; danger. "Surand: loading guns and kissing the Book to seal their vows. render might mean theeopardiziug Then neighbor lays for neighbor and foes in ambush lurk, of their future.! arid! snickersnee land 'saber get in their deadly work; and orphaned kids afe crying arid widows sad are sighing for ehot-u- p husbands lying outfyonder by the kirk. I will ..M V .rn 'hot 'prosecute ydu for pulling off this trick; I will not alug .The radio industry la In lta n - or Jkot you, or hit you witft a brick; my cow, she was, a.5 fancyThat'a why the. darn things ding er when y oil came forthito wing herrbutiiirhtiiigwiU- - Kick tap such a racket when" yon ' X . and ricki ' ' r; a i ;? noU ring her; bdck,t6. herbjfte have eohipany. ' r, ; ........ .4V 1 ; ' .... . - - 5- .I,, , . .: TIT.IELY EDITOIUALS r ' ON TIIE AIR" TOMORROW Cooking Expert Will II ep e at i tidnCOrilSubjectOf a Some think it would be correctly called devllution. more . I I I JANTABX IS. f. KPO, 42S.J Meters, Hale Bros. and Chronicle, San Franciace Va 4 " Proro Imsinesa ui ftaitures 12.-4p. ml, talk man as be kiaaea hla wife:; Kow. from Common wealth luncbeoa; of a, in., Selger orchestra; 8;80 p. nv. dictate a eoapla dear, ' ' entertainment for children! 8:10 p. 'V : letters. m;., stock; 6 :30 p, nv, States orches " T p. m., Tii vestment Talk T:10 How fan two red Bps dHr away tra ; p. Jn. talk by Wiley Wlnsor, daily ' the Uuea enlett colors dah, dosen director ; 8 p. m., Palace dance orchestra with intermission soloists. About; the only two who can live EGO, 81 Meters, General Elec- as rtiwtpjyanmgre a mortal and cwiicefETJSCFJSt. Francis orches an adenoid. . , . tra; pbl, dinner concert; ,8:55 ibnt-mlB(le(- 10 - 7 '. - .ttv; . .j . i ; tic, jpakndL'sual j .. l" , m 'll IT03ISI3ISSAYSI Cuban Complaints of the Tariff, '. .- - . mt. ; Statesfi s. ..1 -- Features; Just a reminder to those wfio p, ia., brief musical program ; 4 p. ...,.l...$4.M are always putting things off: p. m, news, weather, atucks, mark- . . . , ....,...$3.50 ' eta. v.. '. Ifa about time to put "them1 jl I'tab county, per year, in $4 50 KtX, 608 Meters,Tribiine, Oak land t p. m., women's hour; S,p, Ad ftom eapaper : WANTED--Rookll advertising copy for th? current issue must be lu not later than and board in private family uL Aunt Eksle'a Sunset matinee; t. o'clock, at Msii-newa; 8 p. m., special musi near railroad fo my wife; no hildren, Ip-io-- , for about sis months. Ad- cal program; j6:45 p, mv Sweet's Ballroom eatertalnewr dress BoxSS . Jrelghryara. : K NX, 337 MeterVEspreSs. IIoUy4 The latest assault upon the producers of domestic sugar, os r tb ntes of my Hfi" mid th secretary, gram by, L. A. Federation of 'Wo vhich means principally ih& sugar beet fanners of the men's ClubsI4:3Q p, m: boy seUUt 'ii-r'DOi'ES as he read an account of tlie-prMISS Jmtea piogrum; ? p. m., feature program; ; l.t ions ffleetlufe. What this city needs U n fire devhich have preceded during the long fight to keep the 7.:80 p. m., program ; 8 p. West Jit resj)oW3i to MrtiaefttT-- t hat : will Jfrij, ttieriqtn sugar ;nthisJteyto'aTCfmpetitivt basis With the T.ifiT program; 10 bar-be- r tst'iheatreSll when' old th days,' a every build fire for you. ,lh , Lula. Boyea, home Miss quests; p. m., feature program; II heap labor of Cuba and othjer; foreign fields. Hl, chair was full, a man was at Ambassador " n- 1 ; In some respects, hmvever, the agents of the Cuban orchestra. ' exxaiorpics expert," will repeat -least la Grea privileged for prosperity predicted 405.2 Los tbmc-rrQwI-" ,KIIJ, Meters, .Times, ecests are goingUp'such ejctrefcies that they are in, danger of FViday ifteraoort , 7 1926. But time promise to be fairly words, M ;V, ' Angeles Usual features; 13:30 p. f hoist by ., Jqtard: ;eing Ufood. In spite of this. d'emohstratlorf j and "' mi EUte orchestiti 2:30 p.J id, the lecture i ' Kneea ' ' i Here, for exarMtSisi- sajniil&otBprne of the 'propaganda :30 8 ; mtihee which she preseited several ? p. in., children's prot. For some ujmu tbj Iped rea;- - Just becanse a man PAl L n. MALLON By Wilbur D. Nesbit says a thing iefng broadcast Wjjlloa '1 jguldj tftanoye ,theAmeidan .7 :3U p., gram ., ;. DeWltt laoa. was Jtie,. Gladys when, preifcut ,pvt weeks ago ff, is true, his wife shouldn't decide it Oh, woman, In your hours of ease Wlk "Romance subject, of J er?of:the for-ig-n -ayiff on 8 Bante Fe- Trail; thi? iatttJ for President Jyiinc tiuui ta rceogulae hiih for the Lending Con to ; knee worth manage Isn't your display This is "Bread Makfiig Investigating. ; ,the powfj of the (,Hdue world "rDlirt on the Re- ; p. m., program. producers, just as todayiwe are tcerh and when be did Should criticism mark - your Inoiuiiintlng rt'Hllt'iMinottB of KjFI, 407 .Meters,.. Earle C.. An 3ritish rubber monopoly i - brow interesting subject 7 -" the Urie " The children may enjoy learning publTin njilc of till SHt 1hhiI ' thony Co., Los Angeles 6:30 p, m., to the housewife, arid especialmight (hluiMidr I sitf Kiitett prompted him 1o cut abort scores of ' teachers loat all their "The American tariff on sugar," says a widely circulated ls a jniiin A cold, avenging angel, thou. uwtinee; 6 to 6 :45 p. in., radio fea Unit in the White llouw tvday I lils remarks.- It Becnicd an entire to friendly-neighb- or b6 Mirice MisS Boyes is intro-ducir- ig "is swindle.in a article, ruining money syndicate Chicago ture program; 7 p, m., program f ly uw'Iohm (iriMfdure. coniradeal not of had hljt t onej ly to he treatment. sang you, which we owe, at least, friendship and decent King Solomon, a new method of easy s Mcm.. Aeolian orean. Dan Lt p. With Lenroot unopKM'd, Wallace ten Iminiitjes late miiWlng a Hppet-hg Cambridge 4 Mass.) professor has And David did a verse or two, "Cuba's commercial balance of trade with the L'hited Farland ; 0 p. m., varied 'musical and quick bread making ; 7 llhe queerest trick. of fate fcew MH'uu.i.tit, a (li'lcgate from And other poets young and old. a new substitute for eggs, Show .Tomorrow's lecture ind dem; 9 :30 p. to blH feet States has'fallen in the last year from $167,000,000 tp $85,- - Seiititor Irviu I lnrmt. flteptispro j(liciily jiliniH-Of your Intriguing traits have proRram this 1q your hen to make her. work gram and joke contest ; 10 p. m.i pro onstration will take place be-.- .. iind pnl CiioHilm- in rimnlnulliiji. lie .'00,000. Cuba, with commercial generosity, continues buy- liciMi. Wisconsin, from told. harder. , Wh u vlre Maude Feulon tween the hours of 2:30 and gram arranged-biiieitiprthUcH Ji'atloiwl hitjjl mtt nis Hfleht-"- f sugar tar innied tig ta'Our markets, while we, 'winnmr Bollmah. lOl'i n 4:00 p; m., in the Utah Power " in in Coivention ciindidnt The Chicago Cuba. prwidi'iilial We glance at all the daily prints ff, are doing all we can to strangle the prosperity of 491. , nreslidentiBl KGW, iinstiHd Meters, flee rhndidute Oregonian, and Light (Company's store .(U'lcirMilmi Jiad leen ' Leaving out any question of decency it is against the Vi.-out crossword puzzles. '1 gun your Portlaiid 7:15 p; m., physical cul,hlin forlhu . proldeut roolidge,. . the garb that Is the rage ture nterest of this country to destroy jCubaVsiigar industry. A o.k'rpfii(jent Depict the hariRnt nouiiiHitiou buUtit .lw the; vice Now iinroot in exereisesj 1:30 p. m., weather, Or i they show the Follies' ,;tlle. while ago AmoncanB puy4ag- music, ..household hints; 12:30 'p. l IIHil 01, UJK caHTI". in fcrrp (ifi"ldi;)U'i. .., , . , tage.-7-BeW i TllbllJ:,JJa n7H (CT ) to $6." of sugar1 that caji-b- e biJttghtww. m., Kbse City Trio; 8 d. m.. dinner tueHSenHte. lie-- is up nr'i t They-- , n rtn wmi'n W i forwrn faanpern t ure were ramrAnA jn concert ; f :30 p. m., weather, police, f 3eiftarTne3rt3Tos the bunctynbe ii? thjs u jiriHit., jutT, atwioled. upoa sunny. Italy fodny, except ltt Sicily For, when the perfect and erect. markets, aportinn results; 8 p. m., Kuinst him are ; the Iji - Kail '. m'ti'a d(4uA follower' nnd Sardinia. Saos was reported The "social : leaders.' drcunwpect, litementrbWthe;AmicaTr)pbf(H concert rfl p, m eoaett-10a- 0 i K.'i who p. 4 of Congress, !i J?l(iine'6alitioii freyn, WiWi0i:B--Hicr HaidiHtf 4)ndt CulllBje nt rout (i.ji are or. mce possibly At photo- m., Hoot Owbs. V : , '.t .. fjhemjeleading many points and provided here I . of Ii iliivwintrol wlwl : he rpogTof tWs propaganda.7 fttept graphed and in Naples an unwonted sight wcMilil sftiid blm hiick to prlvulc ' KFOA, 454.3 Meters, Rhodes iwartiifr looUdBB iipeeeded bint tuj-- l :The view's amasipgly Tpp' tm'th nt ih mail-p- r TsTtTiat fhiha is trying with fel -- Here'ij bow it huppeiiedj Slkmv Seattle-- J. 2:30 m., 8e- members oi the cablnetare wise J the A"mrican sugar' industry ; trying to to'arron O. HurdliiK ,p. .nil(.'lit have all IVohdw s seen the bride we may, ac attIe"amTerrmmWcfei2 Full m , t'uln If By program by '.Seattle Women a1 surplusi and by 1 the- littk awn, ' tl 1 bit claim fcnjwH" " ' V . : ' ? UtJO after it, hud become appimpd Clubs;. A p;moffman' 0tche V i' r liJmping the Cuban raws on the' Amerjcan market. tilU of. Utit,. v f , The cafclnpt niemlhs in casb yon As being "Knee" some tra, today's receipe; 8 p. mT, Hoff tlilit neither Erijnk O. Lowdy of Cuba was of the matteiii T(he The even, cogmetfeiansi truth that say f man's orchestrf Wp. m studio ; nor canl recall them all right off the Illinois Major General Imon,' I II & new knee They'f selling ' puffs program ; 8 :1S hiijt f i " nx; t auto & club and Wood coiilil l iioniiiiHtctl, pahtNl(k l GONSTAN'T'' dosing upsets today. Modern "BellonT ftat price was obtained at a time when Cuba had control of (liQ and. Wood had ileiKllwkwf thai liltdird hla (Ufllee, With tlvo lirith.Mir ;8ecretarie Kellogg, 7Jfttmei news, weatherf. V3tt chfl-drer (riven Dwight Duvis, Wilbur, Work, Jar-- d r6d motboco chiifrs tbirt treat studio program ;.U) p, BVHarkneas to Lhje market and proceeded to run away with it. Sugar prices mothers nnd lllardnig waa prefer a (nriirtjiiawtifcseijt from' a Inc. Hoover' and James 3. Davis, The Age of Stone, the1 Age r of orchestra- him ni . . consumer until out of ;r:i almost of the American same Tlie reach eolds a aH gJoOflL compromise' externally with . repiained Bronze, he red wouldn't! fit In respecHcvcly, of the state,- - treas-- , Ihe beet sugar crop came on the market and bro6e the "Cor- ofiteaders that chose Harding ciilso, frfi'tid They simply TWcksyapoRuV Have died with the primeval dawns, the 7'AIice' Blu''1- motive ner" which maude the Cubans so rich" they had the "dance of ectedrlienrooti as vice pfesfdennib it on the throat andchest And now amidst the apogees irtune o- he.Kad' tfciu nmo HVltufe, commerce and labor depart' : v tttrTnlllioTisau-ui'gut-jti- U ; at bedtime. living Of life,- wehave the Age joI. Her-Nervomenta. Attorney ueoi The ord waslpnssed aroundphat American money from one end of the island to the other.; once: . Knees. Vicks at two acts , ways and Ceaecal New, Postmaster both would .Iterant over tbV iex "For years I'Sad as on the 'stom "Thetruth of the matter is that Cuba is not keeping-ti- er these ten,- - had of out - The Like Whom, the poultice diiy. lIurdiiiB wns uoiuinateiVand was Alerlka ach (1) has Fredi'rick Senator of nervous, and . portrait Moth balls: 7 A foul smelling ' in "drawing out" the aorenesa and word with"Arfrericarf A good manry ears ago when Cuba was tile tired dciega teudfif ted ofeof "H.T Gillet, former" sjeaker of the Richard Washburn Child in mind? done more good . than- - anything," V seems to increase moths at the same time, all unattracttg by house, has been added to the collec- It's possible to guess- - some whom stuff that jasking for preferential treatment under the Ameriean&riff the (Signed) Lela Cook. ONE spoonful pain; and, I wool in " clothing. berate. modern vapor lamp uuinteriil lug tion of portraits of 30 of Ills pre- he certainly hadn't at any (2) Like Adelrlka removes GAS and often and when she was granted a reduction of 20 per cent from all tlfe coiunaratively releasee the heat cause the body Lenroot vice rsutine of ad 'Chooning to decessors in relief the the to tons. surprising speakers "jililiy. tariff rates, the Cuban sugar crop amounted 850,000 "Tes," wrote the man who had brings jpgredients in the form of medicated Secretary Mellon and Hoover are candldato. Eduitind. C, Tarbeil of bloated f Cuban-sugabarons, on their oath, asserted that it would not Iirexi(Hitial education by working stomach. Stops that full, his acquired vapor which are inhaled all flight Hoover is wise. late Medlll 5'Cor8enator feeling, Don't waste time with pills long. Tbeae loosen the phlegm and painted It during Gillet's terui conspiculously be possible for Cuba ever to produce more than 2,500,000! tons ick ews.seleeted "I crossword out your gnu ptwles, Mellon is wise as wise all 'round. to nominate! Leu- - as speaker. or tablets but let Adlerlka give your open the congested air passages. a year. They added that all they desired was to send to the Sou may not like all mother; when she was a little girl bowels a REAL Cleansing, bringing 4 financier. dresses." Most colds yield by morning to this cah-lnfectly "outrageous remark that niteq States enough sugar to supply what America herself bis ideas, but he's mighty wise. Child in short out matter you never thought was double direct action. liicinlierK "are not all wise." ; assuredly didn t mean either of Id not produce, iJ4 JWU ; fn your system! Hedquist' Drug Cojd weather 'will at least help Stores. LlIIw makes- It in prlnti too, to these two.' " ' . . Adv. rNsJastead of ?aQ;O00 1ons a year, or the "sworn maximum" f .i automobile reduce , fatalities, an. audience, through the two The Jardlne Work, Davises, . quite lof 2,800,000 tons' Vear; Cuba' will produte this"year probably thfs state. Eieuing Post.- f.lf he'd said and New are fully as wise as most throughout that they're ijjat - - it folks. PATRONIZE THE MERCHANTS ' Thatiinows how much America,s'cut.-triciiat,-tiO'a- r By CHARLES P. STEWAS tar-Lady 'Lawyer (cross examining a WHO ADVERTISE wouldn't have ieen so bad. Not ' Attorney General Sargent at least OCR IN the NEA Service Writer on were Where yon, witness) aH of them claim to be that . looks wise. fAPESr-THETR- E HOME-TOW' WASHINGTOX Riclia rd .But wasn't what he ' Out of What's left yon take your night of February 13th? ent tariff, (renounced by THE- TOWN'S BEST BOOSTERS. Cubans as the highest in all his L OwtZlHoiimJAtoUsaYuwt Witness Great Scott. Who do .said .or menut. 'lie meant that not pick. lurn 'C'hil(r atiws to make tf of has increased from torjK' the. production sugar 'wire? r'" TVyou thai yon ton's a year.- That doesn't seem like 4,000,000" to 55flp,-00-'eUTM3 triiTT'iwni''""S-Sjlivered by carrier.- per yp;ir, in tfdvanw.. eliverd by Mail ia VtMhamittyltJ ellvered by mail In l ulled 8tute'.,uutside, . i WASHINGTON NEWS ; ' The. OFFICE CAT IN ENGLISH MASON - - - J -- ' " " .1 DAILY LESSONS f walt i - . l Rooms, Telephone - II u. AL I? AG- E- ,t Published in th fftrtu ;evenlng In 1S5C: us a dully In 19'2. E -- " .? e ix '' I . t P HERALD, THURSDAY, JANUARY 14, 1926. i ''ft An Independent Newspaper ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION .; . RIPPLING THE EVENING HERALD iTtMBEBrXEWSPAl'Eni .":..: ! ' i HIE EVENING T . . J two' ajs -- T I LlU i , 1:1 mm it j JieroTil Senator? Past A Page From ttyewn 1 eeme-eut-and "-- ' - " : onthe -- sugaranU'fftulsholljr jhthe ia i pf - Cubaa' . Ore-(jn- n, - Ik1-h'- cut-thro- - W- y at S!iisi-biis'tt- ll fai-ln- wcro-feag&rl- t thrAmericaTi Zero Weather s lni-kln- Sunny Italy y - it? j ", pid-4- sj - Ik antL-Thir- - d olds . . icjpighttoruin btidpjia s ,,.f;.,t I T -- Dest Treated , such-afiam- rAtretjr" Ii f , ' t ' ! . ns cW-st- i ' . - Mrs. Cook Sayi Gas Made ; -- us . . -- coiiS-entio- : . MiiHMu-hu-sett- r . . - faring to Do Witk li niseana c;n - . Cabinet Members Sat-wxb- - "i . , Cubi the " I - : va r on u o V are-nn- y - choking" the dew Cubans to death. j R does homPwever. the effort of the Cubans. witfe their cheap cot ofxproduction, to choke domestic Bnoduc;tion in thifountry bysjdriving the price down" below costs'. And, they!ave got the price 'dowh to the low est figure in years and aretaking profits out of the pockets of American farmers, the Ctiban are pulling a long face and saying they cannot buy as much in the United States as' they would like. In other words thsy want the United States to for payheraaxrbRantrieefetheir-ugar,-in-retur- n which they will agree to spend sdme of this money in the United States. x With her preferential treatmenf the American tariff, Cuba is able to keep all other forei sugars out of th Umled btates,. Iler onlv stumblmg block toi complete contro' ot the rich- American market ,is our domestisproduction. If she could kill J.his throuRhj:emoval or reduction of the tariff, uuDa would nave another orgy whK:h would make the "dance ot the millions" look like a sedate mrnuet.. r OVTOURWAY r BY WILLIAMS 1 i- ;- - ppit -- us, aunt 3 f. u- r7l- - - ' now-wh- en Just try it t ?, that's all A tin of any ill size yort choose i arill if you do nptforiduncc it tlic . will cost you nothing - Mi'. Ill 0 ni - y- . .tT9 I 'adTnaftUtW Mt ;. W . ; rarest tea yburliave eve tist Merely ask your grocer, 111 TV?" ;;fixtracti -- i ( I J -- ' Qbeywrids imfy ' " . 1 jut 1 tea - ' 111 Scliilliii 2 Tea . ''' . .Coffee r BakinJ - .. :?- -' jT-faa- t famoui I four cornea of JtheEasr' ' ' ' 3 Blad (Orange Pekoe) aEXaatny4 LIKE TO USjE OVER - --V'TM'- - DANDIEST TEACrAER A FELUEP-fevt- f? HACC' MOMEWTTS CiLanc VSIE.XD - sT-- " ' , "TOiAlJ 1 jAMC. !i ma' WMVKC mntrin bi' '" " .. ' J |