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Show . , TII EVENING ifERADE, IIONDAY, AUGUST 24. TO VACZ TWO 'P. - -- NEWS FEATURES PRESS " COMMENT 1 r THE EVENING HERALD t i f ' An indeipendent Newspaper, 1 1, J ; f. publish Prevo, EUia. - Aclaw matter at the second dally H Booth postuf Acs la ' - iiT.Mft back, and I aaidr'Trn mighty gorry," Afhen I Visited hi shack.it is beastly," I continued, "that you have a broken wing, that yoiir Ugs so nobly sinewed, must be tarried fa a glinsr. It is sad to see you suffer, nd when you are out of painTyou shquld prosocute the duffer whp was driviing J All VIlBt OIU WiUl. a remedy,1 xt " a?ci auraiuoi uaiimi jcwv 4 Cmir dail newinaoer In Utah south of Part Lake City: largest clr-rotation of any" newspaper 1b t'ah outside Salt LakevClty and Ogdear TK.UMf OP SUBSCRIPTION. PeMvered by Wirier, pee monUi. E4.&0 at r il j: ' J ! na Mwtfl- - k TYntl,VAMjl 't)iM v ......... i.....VM. . . . ..... In j4venrt . $3.80 Peilvered by mail in T tab county, per year, In advance...... IMivered by mail la United States, outside Utah county, per year, it 5i 5 oods and Btreams look .with dismay on the city's coming ' :J : a.: . ii io ine country. mi iney, see cjiyxtweiitTsnrcmg-tiroTfaj'Biuu- Bil 5 j on; Sunday, and see thera return in the evening, taking the J tioauty of the cpantryside, Avi'th them.- - They behold car after 1 i,ai uu.Aru vtiLii kruuicni mi. n;airirn. luluiuii ui aiiti ca mm wee picjik. wundrlttteTiaTwItTrpieM llIJbQffghaj-thi- jy J of it t! ' . w miKLUSU NWUiu JTUUr i, nine pm o t 1 jshf Us and lard pail coffee boilers,' They see the brooks purl-j- u t; " , But why wont people leave As pretty as they founi it?.. . t Outbur X -j of Ihiret Truer iJsswa nin'v; -- i Si i:n-- r f. c.-.- S ! .J,,1.4. U 1.. L.1-!- i: J ij- 1 jiumoinif uesecreuon of wild flowers u,y m.wH 01 j " . I 4 i i i i - - The details r rr'rd bp-'i- i ef tlio lrHViiiit tions, did his own job lu bis own way without consideration of what somelxxljr pine nilerht lie doiiiu and Kay to the finish by ten yard with ntiot'ier world's record. Tlirro ls a nioml In (hit lot the business man and the Nli-in the iiirts (f ti'yde n& well u for the athlete ;thi of the man-- wbO'ttorkN" tt tii juti without worry over what ; else' niny 1h doini; or thought of tho size, of the tat. When more hiisliicMx nn'ti and worliiiday toilevn ah pt tlns sonud and pnii ticnl liiislneinj pcrforui-HHiv- Kiirni', lmve by. riiavo vi'tjwM iiMTcly In tlic lit!lit ' . rctiiBrknblc athletic thitt' th-nre. As sui h tlirjr einnjirisf tl ereutvst-rwirbn nkiiiK fonts I by oiw Hum (hat thfi wnrlj- - hn Tcr kuowDi Huts lori tfs wtit.'y nijire linportont suit' thnn- this to, Niirnil's Jcntsi ami a morn J for all lu the liuiimi-- lit .which th(y hnvo liwii a(xiiiiiill!lic(l itf tlx mi who workout Ills Jul), without consider.-!f'm .ttf-f- hp jieifoimnviw others or wdrrv" over the tnor- city of the tusk, r rfurnil lets run opiKiiK-nlIBcif own rjcc;- - "Tii nil Intents nlid imriKises he ImiiiKhes them ffom ftU llitiuulits, . Hu is o itt tbwre to do a certain Jub, a;id htes 1! Without rhfltiilitfr bis nethod t( conform to the n.'tlou Jis iopixiiHTit wilhnsit a. ... '''yr'-g- i , . 0 I hl' s thnniit C'itH'-irn- i titttt-Jtihtf- " TOM SIMS SAYS Smuttier the bt hack seat glrlng them DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH 8y W,L. Gordon Don't be too anxious nieet the man who is glad to s o y.iu. Nine timse out of ten he has ci'inetliiug it MISUSEB OFTEN WORDS tosilL Don't say "his. proposition was fake." "Fake'' 'lsjrtang an g'intr"8ay "fraud, QeceptoU, -- jjnl "IttjrostbQJxLilu-Uiieoiue to it," is a good motto, but a "nilsrepresentatlon.h"' better one is not to cross the bridge MISPRONOfNCEOul OFTEN until it is finished. Bnrlessue. Acceptf I. on; last fl(t s' often heaTd luiile, not the first Life may not be all- that It is OFTEN MlSSPtLLED Dcbtj-tantcracked up to be but .the grave. , ., n yards are full. of a lot of guys who SYNONXUSk-Frequenperpeta) would like io trade places wjth yon, ual. Incessant, constant, continual. V comments George- - Busby. j habitual, - e. J t, ji repeated, wnrtni STl'DY 'thre 0me and H i The Evenlncr Herald Classified Ads Are Business Getters. "Use a word ' te onn" wnhahitln v IW aaa-maia- . innvnea IV, r7 mi yui word one each day. Tbday'B tering word : IMPERVIOUS ; Impenetrable. " "Her nature seemed impet vious to every kina1ie.,,i n 1 a- V. - ' many old men stealing apples, : . OUT OUR WAY , WlYA -- lif 'mw. "TO 1 OORSHQ? ' run- . felt; ' 111 "' fill I I J BY WILLIAMS " VT "tvNMS "TGetiHER FEt? pi4& .Tutsi TrA vtEP : I,.'. ..- - i kt ' ' CaX"SrOVSJ .PetPoL .lrf. Ijry 'Si; : ' I I '. " ""' ' ' ';' t " ' '"WpK F S" T :- - ' ..... r, - 'f t COMlM' APART. AKJ KAf ! HAPPEMtO GX )F - -- ' l - " I ' " . ,' - Iit ia - passiiuf. clean already. nre I i rit : '"-'Vhic- bant. can arfta the oloc tto-fh- ii e awOoej ... "'tlK-- have no strawberries to leave darn. - , , out of strawberry shortcakes, '. What's lieeon of the monkey The movies are popular been n so ou don't " aee actions speak louder than words. of gland dlscovecy? Man could have descended from i One reason husbands :don't get lower animal, but ia there a lower To make the cake light and fluffy vacations Is, who would stay heme oner touch .off a ke of dyjianilto uhdur to feed the canary, bird! 't ' The meanest man in the world is the blame tUiriB. Weedahave about won their an- the guy who proposes to-- an old The nicest thine about August is nual race against the vegetables. maid over the telephone and after ner, there will, 1k more and fewer vmsc of ner. voim prostrathiib , (io nil the the other thinkbis of how VHi a jol.Js Job unrt forget the' yon e task Itself, forget its driidRery, t nNelessnefW, antl What somebody elwe may Iwtlohig In the nieantlnie-ijuat- v work at ynnr Job.- - and the; results will take ' 'v care of theiiislvv-ji,-- , The world is full of drudgery if we make, it so. It is full of met) who have; bcelt "rfif" off thctr feat" by following a " pace that they have allowed ' onii'lM,ay else to net. It Is full of those 'Who uever 'get lt t'f 'Bet him 11 etafk they ami cartiif a" & with Uiik'4ii ! toll only hl,s dw6 neltmi Jul not of llw acLioiin ef mtlr'rs, J y l(ltig tuh.m i '!y withoiit'pii.vin? mnx otten--- f thiu. to'w hut the others may he t . doinc.' He sets himself i pnal, ltiiiiwf what effort he' Una (o put j forth to rci 'litlj!it goal an l.x'A It. Thufa nil. What others ' jniiy lx doini; In the nieiintime la left out. of . his conni deration. ; ! Tliat'B their jotv not bis. l't' " Asa retmlt he leflt Jole Kay In a nice iu which, Hay liiiiiwjr v lieat his own world's record. In ' race wkh. a threeiunrfer-mili Kay ami others, a disai:e ntj which Nttrmi was not eonsldcr- -' H to lie at his iM'St and In h he had not been conceded ' much rhnnm tv heat Tlajv.Ilujr started In to run: the Finirn "off ' his feet" and to "wear Wra to' : a tremendous fraztle", by-.- bur-i- t of apced at the- outset." Nunul jslmply lgupred Kay.? ac of Nurmi, phlloxriithy l : neire-lxkl- y r accepts him; tells, her he had no one in the wrong number, deelures A. L. orders? Booth. The only thing in favor, of crossWhV' shouldn't women be be; tor ing the bridge before youP sret to it auto drivers than men since there is is you don't hare to pay the toll - I r . ae Still, notes E.. Arrowpnalth, the happiest people are those who don't amount to much and don't give t lnt if the OFF' i as she .?,-,'-.- elbow--s marTcl-ou- r ; a4 TfcarKu - m Learn a Lesson From Nurmi: He Works at Ills Own Job and Forgets His Competitors ;: St" Ti FBes Mosqultoea Moths . Aats Bed Bnjs Boa ches , Qtkn RMMd laaMta The modern girl, says Ernest Dixon, does not want a chaperoue, Money may not buy hanpiifss, she, wants a chap alone. hut It goes a long way toward killing anxiety, opines Curl Miller. . Strange one can't sleep .late: on mornings be doesn't have to get up Grandma's rheumatism used to " - . j early., surfer when it rained. Now it is r ... her complexion. Our Idea of a skeptic is a.jnAD fwbo sees twenty people waiting for A free country is one where vou the elevator and then goes' up and can do'almost everything after you : button. pushes the. ouy tae license tags. - v'.,... f "I appeal to your intelligence," Being broke in a stranpe city Is usually means : "Now 1'U try a little not pleasant, but what city -- isn't c-soft soap on you." .. strange when one is broke? nxka A - 0. Johnson. Enraged Uother : "Roma ! KIbs-inagain U And I don't even know Pope said that the proper studv ' ' the young man " - . of mankind is man. He is wrong : : Roma But, Mother, be didn't the proper study of mankind is kiss you !" t f - i r ; '': woman. : . nature, the ' horse "Woe Is me," said he stopped. , . I 3 - teh-piil- jiuuuwi, L 'U-K- KEO. U. self-defens- e, ana mak--.'j a felony. But the idea of mak-ir.g possession ing a bootlesrger of a cpoped-u- p city child is "more repugnant to a iover of p if'ure than the destruction of the wild Aowpm If they apcil to the selfishness' of the picnickers, however, and teadthem that if thoy expect to have nature left for tlivn to enjoy, they .will have to play fair to others, they may. succeed in preserving the outdoors. I Ir - DESTBOYS A telephone pole nertr strikes an automoldle except ia comiatnta Elmer Shigletoa,r They fail to realize, however that a hundred may wish to go on a picnic, and to enjoy the beauty ckf jnature unraarred by tin cans, scarred tree trunks and polluted .streams, and that others may have the same desire to brighten up the" apartment with ; nil- - J L3 . . r ' - 1 A pesslnilst 1b a man who regards happiness aa a contagiona diaeaie and nerer exposes himself. awriM t :asH i . of evil intentions.' There U so muchof the ouicIuotii,Jhe forest and mountains are so limitless, surely it will do no harm for them to take back to the city.atfew frt) ibrj4ahd branches ' to make the, apartment gay for fT ; and thfvcanip-- h so wArill no is one nblice'a'XtV secluded, tin 'cm and . IK ingt&Kfe j that STAND AED OIL CO. (NEW JEKSET) k reader inquires, : Why do the darkest parts of the (novie theater Art Reece, always fill up first Ask ' . he knows, ' , - showed Flit did not ataia or injure the roost " delicate t abrica. ' , ; "rx Inaecdddal! X" ASdenfiflc Ccaeral ' i Flit ia the result ef exhaosthje rau safe tome. ;': aearch by expert entotnologista and E21s Iloasehold Insects chemists. More than 70 formula nets Fut spray eJao destroys bed, bngs, , tested on various booeehold ineeela bey tore Flit was finally perfected. Flit ia nerhee, auta, and. insect eggs. a 100 effective tiaectkide contamhig and crevices where insects bide no inactive (inert) ifigreciepU, aad breed are rediljreached by flit Tor tal tvtrywher. horn. Try Flit i yor Flit aprey clears the honse in a' few minatas.of moaquitbea and disease-bearin- g fliea. H is clean, easy and by Condo T"i. teats . botes.- - ExtensiTe - - A. - fo-mM- I' F praying Flit on garmenta kills, moths and their larvae swhjco eat; you neTeLhaveEnpyiighui a place . j f pray. unbroken YOTJR sleep will be use if - There's such a pleasant forest nook, here Jpicingr shaaowa play, And wlMre .a jolly little brook Goes sing on its way. jThe; fcrfla seem like the loveliest lace," " "' "(if, - 4You voiit lceep me syake in : r i " - , yon'H In your eyes, comments ing over broken glass, discarded shoes and tin cans. They ; ; viw hacked1 trees, broken shrubbery, trampled and stripped 3j flower, bods, .and broken fern brakes, mute reminders, of the ; visitors from the city. Wherever an automobile will go they j fifld signs- of tireless campers and predatory picnickers ; and they protest mih ElsieDuncan Yale: - - ; . 1 11 j The fellow wlw doesn't liww mnrh, hot knows enoujrU, not to let the other Mlow , know that be doeant know, knowe more than aome of the knowing felkiwa know, UUvhcock. ayi it 11 1 . - job --- " i Persons who take ah 'interest in t)reser'ir.ir the beaut Cv- I v - wwwm ho aonie. time geta so siad at that the erlea on your abouloVr. t Then abe la happy apt In. aaya Karl Boabard. - Keeping the Outdoors Sweet 1 , r- -b . . A. . , - wigt; that ia whatESCESESCESESCESCESCE exists T am busted'up. at present, but" the"t;ourts why -iii4 Jinks, in ascents low, --"let woeb fa iJk ofamBojricthing jdea AU TBant. let's orget.all grief ;and friends eome Boys or doge should never he al to me springing sympathy till they are bores, for the lowed to travel ia gangs at night, or out s sunshine and are there doors, birds singing dickey I can hear the motors chooing down the street the live- ?ay Judge George Worthen. long day i happy peopleare pursuing pleasuse in seemly way. Life to them is most amusing, I cin hear their theTake out allnettheto- fcreew teaandfortella leat mya 'laugh and wheeze; when we talk of wounds we're. losing week.ktr You'll tha him kick out all such cheery sounds as these,. I can hear the chilr of it aa yoa gft would dren playing, whooping on the village green; as I iisten aaya Edgar McArthur.going campint, I am etrayiriff back apain to sweet sixteen once "gain .,, ; y a.,".;; j;;'.::,, rhi busy making mud pies with my childhood friends; A 1.1500 wrist watch blonRa In we talk of sores and aching, augwieetjllusioii jejidl lithe gauie category a the $100 do, h5tB'the use, 1 askToTlfyin? to condole with men like dpetarea Polly CI1 ina. ; , excuse this? They'll discover, when they're iyn gsdme ' forjperfect Wits, : Ci lr: Early to bed end early to rlsa, mm. W WASHINGTON NEWS - : , - 1L -- Pro to, ttah, .:........ OffliNL THlpnhnn ;a i i i TIMELY; EDITOIHALS f7) OFFICE ' , ; i SI B ' u by Walt Mason j . .auNCiVc the gyBjEcr sdlUoo '2;...', ' r Tint Vast.' street. ,. ' ; la U2S: atoning; rural porolri U the Herald bauding,. Entered J ii a i aa weekly In IStttr evenlag except Saturday, and Bond IWT morning eisept sublihed T Rippling Rhymes - ' ' Muse - . , nil 1J liecanseT'? ; they, Thought lo the enormity task iK'faro Z ... Miss tPhone ;". for Real Want Ad Results: Ad-Tak- er - 4-- t gave they tackled f a" Wherever there's the question of having: -- mori't hesitate one moment--ca- ll Miss it saw only the distance to the fini.sh line instead off mnpiiliiir out that distance Into a de tailed schedule to bp followd. Geyiug a thing finished Isn't" iiuour--tathe ljiiut'titiit 95. She'll gladly advise J . you use' the Ad-Tak- j ; II ' ' 'VSTN MOTHERS . -f &trf . GPAV, w -j- - t p- wij .v... ' ' M i... .. F7M W A. " . f K , '1. ... i " 4 - .... ,( ' , ' ' Ad-Tak- er t 1 s the performance of others. This philosophy haS' helped Nurjwi in his running it will help you ,in your Juslness'. "Torllile. ; if youand Ad ....i I a want filled at Provo Evening Herald Want columns, you're sured of having your want satisfied ? . , Just pick up your receiver ask for Miss Want Ad columns. leave the rest to The Herald . tjowork ""at it, and it's bound to . tie finished' with less .worry. Getting anywhere is simply a case of working at your jobLwitUont- - considering part-i- ' , er '.- The" Evening Herald .. ft ; |