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Show EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, AUGUSTS, 1923 "Y 5 HEWS" FEATURES'' PRESS COMMENT ': i ' ", ' leMJi .' . Ithe EVKNIXU IIKRAU) weekly la 1856; aa a dlly In 1922; Issued every pt Saturday, and Sunday morning; rural moritlaf adltluB mJnf t ewy morning except Monday. ' r" v ' X UU u J ITTK u ';. Provo, Utah. Entered tha Keraia bunaauwBouat at second at the Jim yrm street. postofflee to Proro, Clah. ............ Was. H. Hornlhiwk H. 3oBaar hamuli sxtn JaaliM class matter ; Pafcile&er . .City Editor a V.. Office, Telepbwfce .., Member .United Press New Benrlee .. inttC AVI flerrlee. - TKKMS OF. St'BSCEJLPl'lON. carrier. Dee month ............i.r..Me ti.bO PeUrered by carrier, per year, in advance.;...,-- , .i. Delivered by mall la Utah coanty, per year. In adyanc..,w....v3JJ0 I Slivered by mail la United States, outside Utah county, per year, Delivered b Eager Victims y A "I'la up itfulnxt It bow," tltoeght the bny aa lie leaurd acalnut the 'baUding. , ' i.. wl sci JiiCJasper wooing With hatchet, saw 'and spkl lie might as well be lurkiBg in comfort, in the shade; for 1 "Handy, have you aeen Margaret's flancer' "feHver pieces and bopda and leascsflfKi-ehkiifl-greenbacks ready made. He's always buUding fences $f washNo, mam. ; It lnt brea Iff 0e yet" tearing fences down; he's surely lost his senses, I muttef with 'a frown; why doesn't he get busy, and buy a costly Those who embark on the sea of lizzie, "and joyriBe through the town J Jtie's tlways Snak- matrimony aihst expect Utile Kjoalhi has. useless heaps of auoter or later, ' ing ditches .or dijgging well, apd he, , riches In safe dttosit ceHs; I wondtrl witi? jnyl neghbors, he' Wmild labofss he bo "and swuaU The safest Idas Is to make your wearing just why bells. . He sees nje sit forever beeetjy my,byan,tree;l wilt before yon take a drink of hy at all endeaver.'dodse eyefj )m jvse; lh sunshrne hoqtch. . . round me streaming,-- sit there icil tlreamm ' All" good women are gnod listeners ing ginger tea. And he has asked meTrften "WTiy don't you quarry stone T This hzinesa wjll soften the little brains when their husbands talk In their you own : man's fcrfven thew and muscle, and if he's wise sleep, says JVC. Miller. Lie'll hustle ta gli another kine. . How ait you sit and A reckless driven Is a fellow who moldcr in this eitchanted air, with fungus on your shouldpasse yon en the road in spite of er and miltlewMa your, hair? To sit here in the shadow all yon can do, says II. L. BosweU. and dream- of Ei Deriidb won't get you anywhere." ' He thinks am f.s siUy as he appears.tb mjej he's ttotting Hke Be careful yott don't slip when you a.filly wfi;!e I am drinking tea; we both are.Jiappy mor- go np to bed. Tou've got such an . tals, we till tte ir with chortles, though different we be." atare. T&3-- bas . gf i land-drink- . . s - j .The fraudulent stock salesman reaps his greatest harvest L,from persons of only average income, the very ones who can "lelist afford to los money .outright. . .'w: icy ' .In a survey of fraudulent stock promotions, recently 1 De : Charlct Malsey' $( an aheged 4 IclHiixe See that building .orer theref. ftiade by the Bureau of Business Research of New Vork w watrr. Aftf r the ,i atiaynjf was found fifteen states, it that the average loss of AGO hearing of eridunce, the defemlHut Well, thafa .where the YEARS jirls iVictims was $1,190. Nearly three timeiTas many of thdse , ya diwhHrKtHl, , sleett victims pay cash .for their worthless stocks as buy on the What do thejr call itr installment plan. ' Some people were found who had paid as fcont File of Daily Enquirer houae. u anor'-it'That'i r CORNWALL investments, The tigh as $500-- share for their unfortunate "' v V" Siituwk.Tj August 3, 1805. "iverage per share for $43.05. . Onr colleges, complnlns Clyde To raise funds for the imymm Some of the? cash payments made for worthless securities Palmer; manage to turn out a, great ncluded the exchange of perfectly good, safe Liberty Bonds of the lie talwrnaclo orRiia an ci mnhy young1 Jneajnrh year who are C reviously boughtand paid for with hard-ea- r athletic looking without being ath nnnpy Ap eumlontu Pa.ll.nli' wnn uiniloi'UJljiU'd. letic and others who are scholarly mrt ii Lly a hi t these losers aresimply determined to get .y- c; themselves stung. . 7r Much cXellcuieiit was ireaied lii ASPEN GUOVE, Aug. S. Prof. looking without being schularly. f?alt Lke, Wanntrti and lUah coun V. O. Robinson, of '("uty. tme$ ;.'-- ; 30 '..''...' .... AT a .: f Buick alivays leads in motor car values y , Model 20" 2 Door Sedan, Standard six V 24 -- r Just Youth .horse-thieve- .f j Nature la generous, thinks James Backmatu she give ns our face hut we catf pick our own teeth. 1 J , yeuih'spacitjrf it ad Lit thj Jack Horner went into the corner, Pat down on the sofa Hke thunder, With a Tery jaean look be got out nisiibiikr i And. scratched out r ier telephone "... number. fod for that 'action, e'rfough ... ... HFrtory"Prtcf" . . '; . ; . ,....$1195.00 2Passenger Roadster, Standard Six.Trr7 :.....,"..... 5 Passenger Touring, Standard Six 2 Passenger Goupe , s.......... 4 Door Sedan, Standard Six . . ...... . . . . vt... . . . ; . . . 4 Door Coupe, Standard 48 50 51 "51C-Co- . 1125.00 1150.00 1195.00 1295.00 v 28 Model 40 44 45 ' 47 . V' . js 20 27 Salt-tak- e of fiivrs to closed his work ties over .the. inability : ; at the Alpine urn- I'at atitirehend two Tie Tbp pnnrra told rrcenth' of yonnp; man who, rpjorto.! tTifngirrfn ainr TreoT TliJorge, folio vvedjhy. Ctaada Cornwall, ree'rea- by his swet'theart, swallowed poison in a public dance haU lake boys. He didfl'tswaUowerioughihoweverand will recover. tional director of the church. When that lad gets older he probably, will figuratively Prof. H. : G lew and fa Ught "games kick himself, many a time, and ponder: "Oh. what' a fool reinventing Taylor Bro. com- for childrin and . social 4 dancing. ' Were' Garlkm Provo in pany of ..Vn w i4 .st.'i I made of myself." .;- .,; Air. Aieru wna juii.ucua tnoowrnHn- lutewxt-of-thet- r itmsrr.-- -4tt the And yet it just orieehng creep emoj in; out door games Ify "singing I tiontliat makes so wonderful. iOftentimos4: as with this L new tar roof on nnd"jjlaya for all classes. I j iad.'nl gets of f ori the wrong foot; l&t somelidwj wfien he is; John Grier put a ,j to thnk of himself as a old some the old city jail building. : 25 - ji L WHEN BETTEK AUTOMOBILES ARB BUILT. BU1CII MILL BUILD THBKf . - . Only dally newspaper la Utah couth of Salt Lake City j largest dr cnlarkui Of anf newspaper la tiao outside Bait Late City and Ogden. r OFFICE GAT by a . TIMELYJDTTORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS ing Rhymes "Wait Masuir 4n Independent Newspaper, Established IU5 unty Six- -.. . . .; ; - " 2 Door Sedan, Master Six . . . ... . . . " .T7 ,rr;Tr.T-1275.0- 0 Factory Price' : . 2 Passenger Roadster, Master Six 5 Passenger Touring, Master Six 5 Passenger Sedan' MasterSix---- r 4 Passenger Coupe, Master Six '...-- . . ; . : :.--: 7 Passenger 4 Door Sedan, Master Six , .i,--1925.Brougham Sodan, Master Six Club" Coupe, Master Six Sport Roadster, Master Six . . Sport Touring, Master Six .'. . $1395.00 1250.00 1295.00 v;Trrrr. 1495.00- - 1795.00 1995.00 ...... 00 - f 1765.00. 1495.00 54 "'. "What's ao funnyf 55 " 1525.00 An IntereHtliiK and rntlieir detailed "It was just thinking, ha, ha, If " only we could enlist this wonderful capacity for. en-- I account was concerning a fight bemJJti. ' bur landjin some tween twp women in the Third ward "Moses had dropped the slate and Att Pricw F. O. B. Bakk taeivri. Cevmrnn UmU j thusiasm, for deep feeling, in the youth of ?! hish stirrintr miehf aot'betaec&nblishedl : .over the" ownership of a boiler. One broken lie Ten JCommMdnicuts.'L M PA N Y, Michigan of the women was fined $10. r of the cinema Iwiiig low and voljiaf. V Th YTorid's ttwt Me, , . I can oijjjfe nay that 1 tkare 1 15 What Is the world's best Joke? rig Johnson wa apjxtinted fllui ghpwaJB- JtomeyIftofi the Provo Eatrt Coop to re ASPEN GIIOVE, Aug. 8. Mrs. C. asks Charles Westrope. ..' enlij'ai(l itiwabi of or It Isn't' found In L. ' JensprvofPravpi Jtilncd th art Llfe"; or some other"Judge V ianf, imraririftia FrcfTcV viirages, s hhmorous 1 lu London on this Strand and Chepsummer at the Alpine sthool magazine. Neither Is It fouflffTn the The Itepuhllciin women of the colony stow on the Wye, in Keogug, Hnint ' '" -Mrs.' Jensouf .brought Herald's "Office Cat" Fifth ward organized w;ith "lire. Tluvftil'-'By DlC. FjtANK CRANE 9jo, rrentu i.ics, untcago ami New Mattie Keeler, president; Flora her.'CNiuping- - tiiiiipinent and cxpeeta It isn't about some man's mother- Vork and never naw.one Indecency .':...''z'.-.- .. Bonbam, first vice president; Lib. to stay nntU the school closes., r.i " one scrlten mjr'ono wrnie picture 1 would not Want We Hardy, iiwasioimllj"' to Pat vice president ; v "I am delighted with the pros- - - It isn't what Mike-saiciTiM'i'tlMiiulv tit tliii nmvinp lilptnl'' my lioy to They may have then, Mary BotthawM' secretary ;TUoulse lieer, "Mrs. Jeiison said niton-- her '"'Nor Is It what one colored man : hut missed do'"them. O. V. Tan Sworingen, who is try-th- this flag, or the Union Jack with I shows, of hiw rtii'iip it' la,' hence Mrs. E- tk her arrival. "It has "been some ef said to another during a crap game. country wifh a determination that Hut It's dark In the movies' and Mcltrlde, treasurer; , for and kid the with the aid of his hrother, ..to the Canadian arms III the center, Septcm-lingyouth. twrt I am re thtf op- t The world's best joke la ."Per will return to town in aiiuniohs, idrs. .' A. Gee;. Sirs. ,J: H. fort to come,' grading ' More IH'nhalter. to wcure a lioys and Kil ls' hold hands Any time J. Cluff, Sirs. IKirtunity is worth the;. tronbltw'! :t Capita.". '.. a billion-dolla- r . with railroad may lie decided nprfn, or an entirely Mr..M. and .through ar put ber as hard as nails Mrs. Jenson has studied art under rrpntiition for fring a BtiiKTlor por-J'- J tower to their arms. I jnysetf wtien Ilachuel Gneheram, executhi! Here Is how Per Capita is deter t merger, was ouco a Cleveland uews- - new of design may be arranged. money. pocket full win, not ot all ordliuiry but .exceed-j- ; younj,' held hands In church and the Prof. E. II. Enstmond at Brigham mined . ".. ' i., J- - J- Heniet.-wh9" is It was a me of oiierating married mid hlj;li-livnow. upshot The school and jtirl taking place high Iiir A man has a million dollars. Voung university; for two or; three Nickle Plate system nnder hiin, the write con- - and' ctt ill has nu and may a like ; tipfilsh, sit down n ud from nd an man a irere pome Another dollar. ' lire years, basnt prlcea -lhji. ntuh fate full on all yoiifig villiuis. tviniiliMiiiKly .if vertisenient for a removal sale of But aeording to Per Capita the And ynh know," y nil can't hardly started life us a blacksmith. I hope to see the day when there I'i likes. The very fm't that tile nmlti-- ! The Culled States mint at Carson wealth of the two men is' $500,000 make the New York Cash store, 1 1 Cenany money lieing crooked these tiulo Iovps it shows it's unnclit; for will he a movlu in every whoolhou.se, ter street : "Calico, SVj a yard; ging- City, ev.t is to be transformed into apiece. According to a recent reiwrt of the days, 'there's too much competition. ' 1 ! tht first prliu lph .of VinoblM'ry is for am sure they Hre, beyond Ixaika ham. 4 cents; bleach, 5 cents; black federal prison, according to. gov . United States Pultfic Health serand . preK-ptslow. multitude likes thirt the what h J A man just loves to "admit that sateen, 10 cents; ladles black hose ernment orders. Tou can't tell by their haircuts vice, the average. length of life ;Jn Then, after awhile yon get more 3 cents per ludiett kid weak... murmurs he's Alviii gloves, Perry, which Is The head of the family. pair; v sense , .'rO cents which, pruy (!od, nmy eome thc.Uuited States is 5G yenrs,.an 'in23 I Cals, dog's and'" other liousvhold and then defy a brave, strong, chivper pair;. will le moved to soihi to pisjil-'o- n crease Of fifteen years since 1.S70. cents; children's while cmbroiil'Tcd pets, will not lie abandoned by. 'New alrous girl to save him from tempta Under sod. the resliu j our wat 111110111;. the '40 liu-- . , llntriniony makes two In the s.ixa'enll). veirtury, hiimun York cents 20 Vacationers season. this overshirtSi tion. City geivlu people one, dresses; Lies Tim O'Toolc mortal eleet, w rMeh their motto ont but it makes one hfe avi'i'ftged between eighteen, and 20 cents; gents undershirts, 15 The S. P. C. A. has 1? auiimlances hill two.. grocery t of your He borrowed a feather nnd letiru that the , which will be used U fraitstHif ting tweuty years. The only back to the farm move cents; gents hats, B0 renrsr - a" InstliM'tH of !be.Krent-lnusof hu- L,..Tu tollckle.ji piule. ment ever where to that amounts placer they anything S'ottilnjr-cn- ff fel lietfvramnook niiii:itr nre nioro to lie trusted than Canada is to have a flag of Its Artemus llolman of Pleasant will lie properly cared for during linCtah, declares William Dixon, is "s ' wor.ie 4han an old pair of shoe . the cpiKnims of the hoity-toitOnce there was a man who knew own soon. A red ensrgn Rearing the und college tsiys are going to the Grove, hail a hearing before Justice the apatlon- period. . 4all As ! fur me nnd the girlf! und txiys the wonfcmf nTiiTKITTf Spangled JCiiuadiaii arms is ut presi-u- t flown In Banner." He was Francis Scott (over Canadian buildings abroad.- hloei(iiliitiLui;criUy--gi- v jiur afrplaiie " ' J ; thnuka for the movies. Key. it has never, lieeo authorized, '.,5... traffic. Lots of. our highway air nttnni I hnve iiothinc to miy ninilnxt the built fur Just a few yfHrs. "lesrif ." ( mly, thertv are . a of ! lx'ople who camior afford to spend SAW Keauty and brains whhini go to J .ronr$2 to K or even TA) rents, on an would That gether. ITHie trntling and no eveiiinji's eiitertaiiuuent COX iVa A SQOAW a.sollne on ixiwder to iDtsKn It worse. shiiiuo to them. 5rr i'm Pacv TORKJS AT CARfNM'r- . Kiit lt'n many and many who can-- . iMCJUtToot-THlS Mot .llojthliuiud iiiimt .J&iu-j&TUe chief troubUMyrth thinking is dw in a little hook eren street ear fare be', more of it joti tJo tujnearer pAPOOSS. AS GOT PAPOOSES Aivrf SPOKED and who have to look - uharp' tor right you thfuk you are. iAit&S Kl VlM "T VviALK , AKl CHIEFS if a nil room rent; tbese nwl auiiisement I. more than do the residents on. Kasy ' Monday was wij: h day oncn. Now ; Street. V t tlie day mother sees If all her it The Jwoplf co to tlip movies. . family survived the week end. .... Not beeatiNo are only t ehenp, they MSA fn'ivlie, Inc.) 5. however, r Tthcre. ire eone other (Copyright, 1!)25, thnt are eheai to them no-- J hoily kih's; lectures., for iiiptalieOr ' W go hecanso the movies are - thing wiu be missing. ; J ; ,.: It .. s v . ., idealwhat BUICK MOTOR CO JOIN ARTISTS mnrr-ager- TELLURIDE MOTOR CO. PROVO, UTAH . 1 - -- t; Flint, 0 in-la- 3 ntx-on- - -- ... you-wa- ', 'com-mitte- flue-holiv- - d o ALWAYS! ASK soiiK-thlii- FOR U TOM SIMS SAYS n huliet-eor:!t't- Hoovcr'sl Hour . enpy-lxio- s , lsi AT YOUR t OUT OURWAYr J( . 7GR0CEIVSH BY WILLIAMS Al-ou- 'li . TP" PPY,NOiJ 'm a LLAR DAY ALL NEXT IVEEK l LOW SUMMER CLEANING; PRICES THEY MEAN BIG SAVINGS FOR YOU m m For one entire week, commencing Monday, August 3rd we will make the following prices on cleaning and pressing: v DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH . Eooil. "t LADIES' Special for this week only "TiSTh-aTlya.lMorli' a delil of nsefiiC ? inforuiHtion. I never reiueniher jjetr .tiiiK any .'information to tijx'ak or in WORDS OFTEN MlSl'SKI) a- !?5 w-- at. - ; .' ." -- t noy are artistK'. lou see real life Don't, 'say "I am trying an experi- , . . ... . . k Im.. ..,. mxn, uuu fijii fniinreti ran- - nu'iit. Hay '"making air expi'rl-uient.- " t bursea ntlniilly "rimiilns on j.'.Vhs; "Experinient" meaiiB a trial. ,rnnMtnin and niitoa a ireu.il " OKTFN . MlKPKONOl' NCED- h .n:!U jiiHRratiiM-ti'- liy W.L. Gordon rtds - enough water J.nnd not tvaves mt$e of hlno cloth Hata. 'first "a" is pronounced I woth stage lnds wallowiug under as in 'day," and not as In "at" so t ' .At ; a movie youNiro not tortured .with the, torture of fhJ Kii1n1i lan--Flush There is no (Hiking""'- - if often heard. JIISSl'KIJ.KlK-Kpon-tnneOrTKN Note the "unci." REME5IBER Our Work is invariably of the highest order out that isn't rightevery job guaranteed turned nothing atid clotljes insured. Take a look at your wardrobe get your clothes cleaned next week and save the difference. . lty. .... ' hen 's anything to say it'Swhited' SYNONYMS Behold, discern, obHere the leading lady does noMnra serve, diseriuiiisate, perceive, wi t !her back to you anil mutter henWn reengnixe. . ; knows wliat, nor the leadiiiR . maif V IIOWF STf DY-'a word imttith Foineihing no one can. heat htttee Iei.-n,- s timcanjid , it lsmirs end. but right at the iiu'ieuse our vocatminry by maateB- fluent' Jon jrot aljl that 'la takfng ing nucswf ird each -day. Today' and hence your money's worth. .wiyd,! CIH.EUITY;.- qntcknesa of eveh if U la only five rofrK motianjcapiiHiy..a.'yiur action caHf "rThe real refine gentry complain for .celerity.". f 1 Ara GENTSUjTS ; Cse orrtU-al'liio.- rl' HI Phone 809 v 4 id lis ..' i r.jl.m yiMfwaMMKs;a 8 II G CO, II :,::.54N. 4th West :yi |