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Show TIIE EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10, 1925. PAGE TXQ . 1?M NEWS FEATURES PRESS. .COMMENT OFFICE CAT NOT THE SAME AS OTHERS THE EVENING HERALD I' Na Man M Independent Newspaper, "- - Ilealthy watching btber anes' ' 1822 J '."' Ptoto, Utah. Entered as second class tbten ' la popularity by planting- - aoav ''" " picloca concerning Wher tnen." In value by cultivation of cxperii .v slva haWta. . and N. Cwlji ......Publisher City Editor A. Service. XL Only dally newipaper la Utah eooth of Bait Lake Oltyj largest ctr culatiun of any newspaper in Utah ouUlde Salt Lake City and Ogden, Baldness Offle Telephone Editorial Rooms, Telephone ................... ..v.v............ westerner Borne bright o su twisted phrase Into pat that It has been adopted by an Oklahoma farmers' organisation. The slogan la on wa commend to gardners everywhere : ,'Wead 'em and reap." V . ill ' M . f ' " Gives record service - Throughout this nation iare Roofs hundreds of " lrom 20 to 35 years old and stilf in perfect condition. Ru-ber-o- id - e. roofing once laid Roofing b off your mind for years. ; Ru-bcr-o- id misfortune to him and a mla fortune to the society he'a born Into. . ' t V e hut and NOBODY need politicians work up aay enthusiasm 'over news that France and Italy have taken certain very abort little steps toward billion and "settlement", of the some dd a mere matter of a coup) of hundred millions hardly counts In such transactions dollars of war debts they owe the United States. .."' The very most France and Italy win or can do will be to aay, "Tea. we owe this money," and give bonds for It. The politicians thereupon will report to the country that they've accomplished something wonder-Jul as it really will be, to get Trance and Italy Jo go even that far and ask to be on . the strength of It, And the bankers will have th bonds to pnload on the public at about SO millions profit tor them rtrr' . clubwoman says woman's place isn't In the borne. Bet she haan Innbaj Iu.aIo " . , German sculptor is making a bust : - - - n, John 8, Boycr, Jr., and Presi " " dent G. U. Maycoek. Musical numbers consisted of vo;' cal solos by Mrs. Ellen Whttmore Anderson and Miss Jennie Erickson an a vocal duet by Miss Jennie Erickson and Mrs. Anna Bird Ha .' , "; .':' tmiiiiiiiiniiiiKiiiiummmtitgaa Four Shows Daily 2:30 - 4:00 .7:45- - 9:15 'ii:si;r- t ELINOR The Invocation was by Erastus Z. by Bishop Cbjrk and'jjthe bcuedic-tloJ. E. Bird. ;' , "The In went wtislln tha Evergreen cemetery tinder the direction of the Claud in Funeral Home, The STirve was dedicated by Oscar M. tr Mower. GLYN'S "HOW TO EDUCATE " A WIFE" ' - J ' are his JlitrrlngtoV' two wife, Mrs. Alice sons and two daughters, X). J. Harrington and Mrs. Velnia Badey of Sweet, Idiiho, Mrs. aiidr "Hvmr .Harrlnptoa Delplda' Brown of Pprlngvllle, also four sisters and two brothers," Mrs. Arthu-siChase and ftenicl Harrington of Rigby, Idaho, and Mrs. Lydla Bird, Mrs. Jnlia Harwood.- LaPreal, Evuns and Roy Harrington - of Pliringvillo. . with ; ' : MARIE PROVOST MONTE BLUE ad - - r "Comedy" I ,,: ....t Ah ST, JOHN 'i . '" ' in EYER AGAIN" , ,., fB- lied-qul- zJ. st Matinee Vo p. m. 2:30-- 4 tHRtrnC FILM uhwwihiii Sidney Eve. 10c-20- c T Pn. ft inn - - , , ' STAR TOCRING CAR - ' , by Kaylor Auto Co. UPRIGHT PIANO by iy Walter. Robinson Music, Co, SAVAGE WASHER by Bates Stores Co. - Next Monday's Prizes S30 LBS. IXOI R ' , by Wasatch Produce Co. Complete Violin Outfit ; . - By Stooedl CCt... . ' PRINCESS All Seats ;10c Tonight " . ' 7:30-9:i- 5' SHIRLEY MASON- - in. "CURLEYTOP ; . - , ; iCHAEIxrs AUNT.' 7:30-9:152-50 COMMNYINC SAVE VOIR COITONS Every ticket piirchaxed matinee or night will be given cou- -' , READ llETuMJ) WA!T ADS Bishop, n. Ralph Smart was in charge. The chapet was well filled nod the floral offering profuse.. The sieakers- Were J. Bert Sum-sio- - wearing a makeskln " , but what s nT PAYSON Surviving funeral services were held In the daddy Springvllle, Third ward chapel MonJohna-tha- n "Tea, but they are of no use to day afternoon. June,; 8, .for,, yoodear.'! It Is yesterday'a'paper." B. Harrington, age 4 who died at his home, in the Sprlngvltle Third tl'hat could be more depressing ward Friday after a long and linger-- ; than being the wife of a man who ln UlUg8,Q ItiJ"9; bag tha reputation of being a "good : fellow." VtV. .V, .. paper. .NEPHI -- ... ' fashions' in the Company r-Ru- ssel h ns 11 In, mm IS LAID TO REST extrtinrdlnnry speed. Bad wounds or cuts wlik-- take weeks to hetl The greatest discovery In ftetb Tha headline 'No Happera tn with the ordinary liniments mend healing la the' marvelous Borozoue, Greece" .makes aa think of pana preimratlon thai comes In liquid quickly under the powerful Influ' cakes, ' '' and powder form. It is a comblna- - ence- of tb Is wonderful remedy, ion f treatment that not, only purifies Prk-- fliqnid) '30c, COc and $1.20. fhey tell us that Ceorga Wash-Into- a tlie wound of Sirms"that cause In- Powder 30c and COc Sold by never told a lie. That being fection but It heals the flelh with Co. Advl Drag the case,- - It's almost a cinch to' bet that friend Geenre' never had any. ri'riVTTa's'VVVTsVVlflrVTinsVVTJn body with a half cylinder brain any to him i "I got a trade-lafor you." cause she kisses him too much. On-- CT?1? y" Charil ChapUn'a make-ioto him alone, Better ?n would be cheaper.' aava your trousers pressed, ' .. .r Chinese soldiers refuse to flght In the raliuyit does dampen one's & ,f? taUc1 V tea F1"1 . thualasm, , ,Ca,rr society girls are ! norant Then It's even. They aa' Pu,tor V professors arc Igaorent. ... ...y; r"rank Deming says with some folks an Idea and an ingrowing toe nail are the same. They both hurt. . THE LOWEST PRICE7 SrRLNGVILLE V 5 PEOBUCTS 0 , rrofssor says PR0V0 7 INFECTION ONE PRICE TO EVERYBODY Dixon- - Taylo HARRI PREVENTS i mi young, tili stands as tno iunniest Edgar JlcArthur hears a tale of film ever made. It la only lately robbers who broke Into a store, and that b has blossomedr out as a found the goods marked so high that featured comedian, for dnring a per- , they were frightened away.. ihd ,o' three pr four years he was .off fa- Keep too many Irons In the fire the screen and acting baa bis and sue of tbm "will bunt you. . molts brother's inannger and engagIflg lfl business ventures of hia own, Tha corn fed girl of today Is not In the "Charley's Aunt" film the fed on the same kind of corn aa her character of the eccentrft3'ld' ludy Is one which lends Itself to 8yd sister of twenty years ago.' Chaplin's special flair for panto-min- e in which be Is a. past master. Henry Jones thinks tha gay that sabl "True love never runs smooth" The laughs cnnie thick. and fast and the movie men are safe In promising must have had some rough pettmg. a show of more than the usual , Chief Mourner.:' AU my girl wants hei rty rears of mirth. v toW la eat and dance. 1st Assistant I She must have the foot and mouth disease. ' rrrOTtaka. (, lf!7, i a tutie of Pebecco, Turned to Flo and chortled thus : "He hired a taxi to take me home Alt bo the eric was pretty steep r- An' as we rode I let blm hold Elastic brassieres, very cheap -. My hand, anUJ I fell aalee" f 4 - . .;.rv n f Mndenburg. The Trench might . '' - . bot, Jverday with Ks enjoy a - bust at Hlndy. n8ua banging out. ; , .. :V'r ' ' Ton can't always believe what you 'tLkvV. J' ,l . ,, rlBt W nee. Henry never makes more than 7&09 flivvers a day. " because a professor of payebok , '.. agy says It lsnt. k ' r Vllwaukee man asks divorce be h0 rnr nniv Sold Bonneville Lumber Company : Spokane We like spring better than we Ilka becauae you can't make cran full-size- her finger and pansed to Smooth Lumber Company a ..v velour Living Room Suite. This big luxurious Buys beautiful suite is upholstered in a rich pattern of relonr has splendid construe- tioir throughout and consists of a d DavennorL a hir rnm. fortable Rocker and a large handsome fireside chair the three nieces Saleslady ribbon, It's economy to buy this quality - Tits $1 95;00: Sally, pinned ' tip .aome ? : ' NEA Service Writer The Public WASHINGTON claims great credit for medical science, on account of its Success, during the last two or, three decades. In stretching out the average human life longer and longer. Individual human like to keep on living, unquestionably. When one of them pays a doctor to keep him hanging a as long as It assuredly is the doctor's buHlness to do his best and earn his money. If be does a good job, he's entitled to feci proud of it. .:' But as a broad general propori- tion. what's gained by prolonging - the average human life? tUtUuat.. ry people die anyway. What differ., ence does it make, in eternity.to them or to anybody, at what ver-- ; age age they- do Itf - - - - , , - : may "bound like a question, but when 1 rut i it up to the. PutSte llwith uclvcs. " Service It klnda atum:xl 'on. Cut .lt Isn't likely this genera. tion of Americans, and perhaps Finally, "Woll." they einu-r-4over the 'telephone, "a human t not the next one. win sea much of an .asset to society, m tt lng'a the actual money even the Inter . seems to us tt follows, the fcwrer : v. est. e be Hves the more of on asset .o Is." .,.., worth what tt would Tbra was no use argulnn wirh cost to keep them afloat." so Illogical aa utflt. sd i his " Verdict by W. B. It. As we aU know, howtvtT. even Mye, Henry Ford's chief engt. young, husky human belnjpi rs nfr. sums up the entire reason .onsets only whore society ricls why the government has sojijueh-troub- le them, as In not too thk-ktIn n riding private awneriT puJju- - " - lated countries. . wh. will agree to keep Its war. And right now economists and built merchant ships In operation. are -- worrying biologists Nobody wants them even aa a world overcrowding. In Chin, algirt. And. as Mayo adds, they're ready, It's a misfortune whn a "poor material" for the very Junk new average human beiec la born mut, K . well-chos- en : k- - Utah Timber & Coal Company CHARLES P. STEWART 11 Lasting 'sallsfactfon comes from furniture and there lire two things which make for wise selection tyle and quality. Ia styles, our furniture is conservative. Ia Duality it represents tha WenU of the best makers In America. - Jauere are only a few mathematicians in the world who understand calculations of the Einstein theory.,,, We shall nave a aeackmacmne, any aay, mau canwerK xnem penectiy. lis our most boasted mental process really mental? If so,' what is the machine's? Write' your own sermon, BY par excellence ' Saleslady Sally turned aroundWrapped tip aome paint for the ;J bathroom floor, f Handed It 6nt trtth regal grace, j Kibbled her gum and spoke soma '. more : ' We da heed 'tlU nearly three o'clock And Bill is quite a dancer too. Qee' kid' the thinga we. pulled off Holeproof Hosiery, twenty two Wbuld sure have made a hit with A' .;.v.r.-- f. ;. you. y, -' . ladles is four and that the sum of the angles of a triangle is equal to two right angles. There Is no difference, of opinion, no conflict of emotions, and no personal equation. The same can not be said, completely, of any other mental process. shall .we say, then, when we discover that this yi j What, most completely mental of all faculties is the only one which can be completely duplicated by a mindless, soulless machine? Adding machines are, commonplace, and the census bureau has more complicated tines that will substract, niulti-pldivide, compute percentages and compile averages. Now comes a Princeton man and devises a machine to handle the most obstruse proposition of higher mathematics. This one has done nothing worse than the higher algebra of variables, in which it' does in a few seconds more than a human computer could do in hours, but it would not take rnfb improvement t6 make it work integral and differential v'- -- -i -; showed him corsetsT Klnety-elght- l That 1 Was able to appreciate." - Mr. iz-Jf- a WnaKoomSuitm? tr? - "rind a date' with Bill last Bight. ' Believe me.. Flo, that was a date. He showed tna a swell tima an I "I The most purely "mental" faculty e have is the mathe matical. On it alone we .can be completely impersonal, unemo tional, and infallible. The whole world agrees that twice twof fcakulum, Sal ' Salrelady Sally stufted her gum Gasually to the other cheek . Sold bottle of loud perfume , . To p colored girl then started to ...'......,...,........,.... t........107 Thinking by Machinery " y ft V) .......... Benin eW first learned te abey.;' .................. ......".. Member United Press Newa eomatandmentav la his ability to lead until" .40C DaUvmwI h MrHur TMr mnntfc 1 Delivered by carrier, per year, In advance..;.... "Denrtrod tv mail In Utah eotratr. per year. In advance...... neiiwred bv mill In Lulled States, outside Utah county; Per vaar, H-I... In advance ......................... mi ;'.-r- ; matter at tha poetetflca ia Prove, Ctaa. Wm, H. Borslhrook N. Guunar Easmuson ex- - . In efflewncy by brsjjKlng about yesterday's salt. : Bigger tnan bla Job by ntcbbtt ,;the clock;, j Bo wise that le la superior to lamed 'Hstabliahed ti B weekly In ISM; as a dally la rj renlng except Saturday, and Sunday morning; raral morning odlttoa ' avwry morning except Monday. ITrtt West KM Published la the Herald building, 10 " Tir.IELY JDIJORIALS WASHINGTON NEVS and "WOLVES OF THE NORTir No.10 tt X thing. Indeed, nr makers bsvs - not filmed "Cbarlej'a Aunt" sefure. New It la about, ready, to arrive; rj the cinema and Is - adf ertised .for the Columbia theater beglhning tonight. "Charley's gtnfs proftablyi hlo more teoorda for g on tha stage thaain thing at-sid- e of "Vacle Toni'g Cabin." The face ,? was written f by Brandan Thomas and first produced in England ia ,1881; Tha remarkable thins a boat the phty was the fact that it has ran coatinoonsl for the last thirty-thre- e years - and fatlll sbowa evidence of going strong. - ' Charley'a Aant"- - la also credited with being the funniest play ever written, and in ma king the picture the producer's "have designed", the scenario to, keep all t the biggest laungbing aeqnencea ih tha play intact, 8yd Chaplin playa tha Utle role of "Charley'a Asnt from Braen where nnts come from" and Ite said to do twat work fit pl -.'." career. ";" -that ''With- - ' MW Bee's 'Q-usiHty- l: S Iba-aaovl- kmt-disten- riia-i)in- u j; Chaplin la Undeniably developing Into one of our' stellar eottiediahiC There are critics who maintain that Ws ''Submarine Pirate" film, made when feature movies wtre gtlll m ;:,;ri::....-- : .fflsfe-fiackle- t ; i .Some Specialties Scotch Tlombolt Leaders Leaders Imported Japanese ' and Lines. English . and. Nonvay Hand Filed Hooks. . AtfcbckRods pflueger Reels Meisselbach Reels ;l Martin Automatic Reeis : Kewell and Stewart Spinners v Italian Silk1 Saline ; Peet Natural Salmon Heddon's Bass Lures" ?r ggs Hand Leathered Baskets Hypress Rubber .Boots Ste phen Bee riardwai e 3J15BWT Center .f let s r ' Pro vo, Utah a |