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Show THE EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, MAY 23. 1025. PACE TWO TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEVS r NEWS FEATURES ENT j. PRESS-COMM- t. I.. " ' ' " 11 -- Sunday except Saturday, , every moraine except Monday. eveiiLng -- ' - OFFICE CAT ANT&CeOcTNTS cTHOUHT T Me--- an:cns SUCH ViX ? ' ' 'Slowly but aiirely, cemetery by cemetery, the meek Inherit the carta. "I - ' :'. ao ' "la Jbat decided not to eat la the "tec, I " , dining. ...... ...;.. ,"., Wm. H. Hornibrook . N. Uur.nsr Baamusoa . , . . . fc . . 1 0 I ... Publlaher M I ,f Uty Editor A Member Cnlted Presl News Serrtot and N. B. A. ft akeleton bidden yon know ot away, la a closet and guarded and kept from the day,-Itha dark; and whona ahowlng, wbosa sudden display, . Would cause grief and sorrow and lifelong dismay,, It'a a pretty good plan to forget It . 5 'Xj-'f- -- A , - - . -- If you ." k clog. . b 1 OH7 ,1 EY CHARLES P. STE.WART Nfc. W ff . t 0' I about it. If it's any good, often it's adopted promptly, whereas it might hae lagged for years other, wise. ' thli woi the killings must be bunched to do any good. So 1 propose this:. Aawmlite S0UOvolunteer dare-tdies here. In, n uHinngion, as a conspicuous cen tral point. Pack them Into Pennsylvania avenue children predom ' lnatingr if possible. Then turn all the city's autos loos on them east from and west; from north and south at street Intersections. ifttve-t- ne drtvera carte blanche to' - ,: 0" h ... , I name principle, Presi ' Coolidee missed- chance to do a great work In behalf of safety from automobiles when be dodged oneof them ths other day. It wouldn't be fair to say be did this from deliberate to the National Safety Couneil's cause. Probably be dodged thoughtlessly, But what a roar would have gone up about drivers' reckless- ness If one of them had hit .the president! ' It would" have meant a widespread tightening up of . , - r fi - , " T TA Teacher of Music '. - Summer Quarter begins June 8 R.inlHi nfimh TTfnn loft tKnnli bttyj Ancient Babylonian ruins show they had flappers.1 So do our ruins. thlnps Artificial bait ha taught more fisherman 4hna fish this year. : . Tou never learn much from son groa can see fhrongn. f , ; Tlieiy are now making leather out ef wharksai'lns, read. "IS bis a . - 1 r Out-Do- or WE GUAHANTEE SATISFYING RESULTS - Painting Class. ' at , r. rrofessor 0. D, Camplx!ll will r conduct an fainting Class, beginning May 25 and ending June 19. Come and learn to, see nature. Out-doo- HARDY-LIADSE- H CO. TRANSFER . 150 3. First Russian children are atarvink. Tba W.1, Offfc&iand, Eea. 'hon i 148. J Call phone - Moscow doesn't givV enodgb mtlk..-- t m In ". ' "' No, 61 8-- J 165 Somh Cth " A. or can at 'est' - ' A 'a As been by kropular Mechanics Magazine a. si at m & ' IB1 Two Hundred Inventions Daily FRESH " AIR " ii-- - a 1 TVT r ' -i N . Rn "VZ.T. VZ7WA. TOI I l . ELECtWC tUrtAFB-- '' f Reports of the patent "office for 1324 show that applications were received the rate of about 300 a day and that some 200 were granted)daily, - it mi!uiLd8igPAdradei Those issued totaled 63,062, ah "ia- crease of nearly tfXO Over 1923, and the number of applications WaallOl,- 113. The office reduced tha ntrthber ot appucaaons awaiung ouicuu kuus by nearly 12,000 and lowered t& av erage time to fonr and enehalf months for new work and to between three and four months for old work. All fifty-fodivisions of the ofnr were less than eight months Behind at the close of tbe year, while oa January 1, 1924, twenty divisions were more than eight months in arrears. ur A Stain for Glass Windows j rr i r sss .ts ss is r -- an J WfyWfi 'ELECTRIC Kent! Method i fi-- . COLO-AIR i i Window staining, for privacy DUCf BLOWER - ,,,, ; . f0r at Ceotmg snd Vantihrtfaif Psns vttk aMr CsM bf Castaet with Water sod Orswa throush aa Uodergrosnd Dost a per Cooling and Ventilating Firm Doe Totter says his theory Is that Lot's wife smelted something burn- -' Ing In the kitchen and turned back. PROMPT - t-- What the, World Is Doing Gllar I' f ' ' . . I , heavy-brbwe- wo- Every" tl W tHe" gpes keT"T)f the bouse makes a motion tbe Jlggs of tha housa doages. H iM i d man hurt We doubt, ing voice to big, however, if this performance will with glittering knife) "Ilaye you no ' briii!; him a Job In tbe movies as be heart t : did not bounce. "Muri ?growlinsly) : "No." Little. Girl: "Well, then, I'U take ,Wo believe spring isurcolly-herten cents' worth of liver.". when the lnzy young men, too tired to dress, appear on tbe streets all It la Uttle wonder onr vision Is hours of the day in sport clothes, Ton becoming impaired, snaps Thurman, with so many irritating . ' . Little Girl: (Speaking in quiver- - meu in the public .eye. . Plwe" I Rand without, being The Chinaman named Dam LI mm have been named la tbe beat of a mimical campaign. , Scientists find 1S00 thunderstorms voing on every itilnute. Spring hats a seerd expensive. ... Nolwdy puts his shoulder to the wheel today excepting the vaude ville bicycle acrobat 4 j how the scaadaLahepts, wa sugoBt ronamtag . It "Pan Beach." To know for a certainty your expensive furniture will be. handled by men who understand the business of careful hauling is what" your money buys here, ,. knows After the way these society men talk about each other in StudidKU- 'We Aim to wu done, Z- i,', Nothing on earth bores us so much as people with gimlet, eyes. I -- aorry I can't volunteer for hla : service myself. - Somebody must be left to report Ibe event, i Besides, I'm so used to dodging, autos that it's second aature to . I can't help myself,. Florida man wants bachelors pay a tax, maybe luxury tax. know.he res-t- Bn,-y- ott cared he for Ucker J Wm. F. Htinsdh ";'- 5 . " ' It's easy. to make money when you "Oh, where can any Uttle dog don't need it be?" exclaimed the small gentleman as he groped under the bed for A recent newpnper report tclln a his missing shoe. about a man who. fell fifty feet from a scaffolding into a truck full of J" - rack, a But what but Alma Straw are says nobody seems to do them that irreat grandchildren of Sacajawca, famous Indiaif (rulde. The' way. sirahdchiidren of BaptWe. the baby borji to Sacajawea on the expedition, v.-- r ocear carried on her para rrom jr en nianaan to and wh Teacher George Washington " f" .jjfc fcf. Jr'i"t"rOiniVVVVtJtrisVVfV'uV would not tell a lie. Don't yon want to be like him? Tommy No, Miss. Teacher Why nrftt Tommy He's dead. . ' . No man ever suffered from Indi Student Scharwejika, Borbws.kj,; Busch . gestion says JUart Witbock, after swallowing hliiprl da,; . Nowl "Pay-as-you-Pla- y" new industry! Werd say not - It seems to us we have observed for. years any number of skius going around in shark's Bhoes. . More Lave Lyrics. ' He pressed ber to his manly breast "Then both began to snicker; A ESTIMATE tha dead would number at least-- loOO; the tna- n- gled, all the rest. And It would aroase publio opinion at last. At what a savfng in the annual number of auto fatalitiea, too! about 9i per cent Par there wouldn't ibe. many mora auto killings after American battleship sho up an eberg, and tba chunks wlU drift own to the rum fleet - Coupon Send It gate v i Provo, Utah Gentlemen : Please send me your catalog showing complete line of Caille Rowboat Motors and details of your plan. , Name Address , A real hard guy Is tbe bimbo who drlnka iced tea so strong he neds ' a 'chaser after It I Spring's so lazy we eat murshmal. lows Instead bf chewing candy. This there's Co. ell A eknll half an Ibcu, thick that In Arloona will be sent to Washington. Well, .that'a the pro... : . per place for It : grand-nephe- Jump on sidewalks, to mount street car loading platforms, to disregard safety lines. Just as they do now to kill and malm, aU day. when did paperhang ra start naklng patterns for4athliig8ultaf jJixon-Tayior-Russ- Investi- waa found met vv.nrt,.nt nl nromlnent characters of early American history in tjiwrnr Kan., for the first time In more than a century when John Everybody of Meriwether Lewis, who commanded Waxon center, great cumene. ought to be ih Lwi and Clark expedition, met Bemlce (leru ana Ksiner eteters ?!(' I where Correct this sentence: "lean, he was an admirer of mine," said the man, "but I have no use for him." Summer.work for beginners, advanced students v and special work for teachers.' . , Clip . It'a getting ao smoke there's girls. 7- r -- that "Jm the Judge as be tho aald bottle of cap- case," aald m o ke s confiscated liquor, j General (now- - Colonel) Billy Mitchell's system. He sacrificed his Job to concentrate atten- form. But the Oriental way is better. v",1. ,;. How much more emphatic General EiUy would have been if he'd, gone up in an airplane and crashed, on purpose,' from a three-mil- e altitude! havlnR served notice previously what he was doing . It for. an AatQmoblle' f ' Goes FofwardrBackwafd cr ' The benefit of twenty three years', experience in the marine, engines and rowboat motor field enter into the design of this motor. ; Every undergone gruelling tests which individual feature of this motor-hais positive assurance of ex6ellent performance and dependability. Each , motor is fully guaranteed. ' 1 j,, Five speeds 2 forward, 2 reverse and a neutral or idling position 45 lbs. weight Zenith carburetor Eisemann Magneto )win cylinof power.' der no virbration easy to steer lots of speeds-worlv stores See one at our tured nir ': G , af v NO MORE ACH--INMUSCLES ds going. "Next ; ... BLISTERS U': Chlpman says a dollar coming generally looks twice aa big as a t I " MORE NO - A ROWBOAT MOTOR WONDER . Zct that opportunity's lost. notability is available for the experiment, "can't - the; Individual prominence of tha subject be offset by numbers? Wa have those " all right. .. , Approximately f 0,000 persona died undr automobile whecla throughout the country lost year. The trouble la, (hey didn't all die at once, They were strung along, one or two at a time and an hour or two apart Ths whole 20,009 never furnished one such peppy story aa the loss, aay, of too Uvea in a single theater, fire would have . done. ; , It's all very well to foot them up and show tha appalling total at the year's end, but in that' form . It packs no punch. , h a V.' iV'V:. X meeting: pjeaee be is a good crop year we would advise to raise anything yoo can but bell. We have enongh of that going on without cultivating dollar But Isn't there some other way- - of accomolishlna tha same resultf Inasmuch! as no first-clas- s -- ' r I t ton fl rT regulations that would ttava saved --t thousands of Jives. Krlce Writer WTASHINOTON Suicide, "for I. genera tioita, baa been a ' i recognized method In China of Insisting jm needed reformk ' A reformer ' work .and toila. No good. He'a ignored.' Finally. "I'll 0 the limit." he decides. Writing a letter, urging the reform he'a dying for, he bumps himself off. "I wonder .why." observes the coroner. . The ' letter Is opened and read. Pretty soon, all over town, "Wastry! Wuxtry! "Wuxtry,!" ths" news' kids are hollering. 'The Hon. kills biweif for a reform r" Public nt. tention i focussed forcibly on the refortu. gets to talking; : M Gharact ers - , Idles-rustli- m U-- K. tUto Hoping . 1 Jfr now gentlemen, - KO MOEE.ROWING be;autiful LAKE ' sheeted." , . ' It good plan to forget Chairman at K. "....and WAVES OF OUR . It'a a pretty Your Boat ' THRILL ON THE will wipe out a smile or tbe way annoy cause any gladness to fellow,-o- ieat in " Motor On TCETJ.A; BEAL. That " - . boy. i Puts This This Summer ot girl 37W"-- Breezes of a thing that will know 4Enjoy Utah Lake darken the Joy, That the streets of the city will wear out has lone since been demonstrated. Dut because they will not withstand the heavy traffic of the ever speeding automobile seems to us all the more reason why; they Should be given greater con' sideration thari they are now receiving. v While everyone will conceed that the. regraveling of a worn street adds greater stability than a system of repairs,' still there are hundreds of holes, unfilled gas and, sewer mains, and other unnecessary gouges that are extremely daraacring.to automobiles that should be repaired, ; Yhi!e the city's finances may.not warrant a.vigorous campaign cLroad building this year, there is no excuse for a complete fmspfnsion of street improvements. If the city is Dcscendantsxrf-Histor- y to go without passable streets, let us do away with the de' partment and the expense incident thereto. The elimination i. Idfrirnl nn aa in Riivnentdnn nt th nf hir the nf nt ' But since both are absolutely essential to the! needs 'oil our economize life, we believe that we reflect the views of a vast fnajority of onr citizens vrhen we state that p greater mori snouia oe maae to give to tne city peiier system oi streets. If we cannot completely resurface all that fe should like to, let us at least repair those that are extremely haz . - I iL !! me anaJ property; iruous iv Doifl , I 1 I n ,; Street Improvement i The demands for a more vigorous prosecution of street improvement within the confines ef Prove city are greater than they have ever been during the term of the present city " " '' ' administration. t A survey of Provo's streets would indicate that little at tention has been given this important phase of public im- . r If ttittiiitaiiiaa'tiutftJVf I1 nuuoB i Dixon - Taylot-Russell Co. Feiiturbg, the Famous 5 Speed; g I '.:- -' 1 CaUle Rowboat Motor it 06 Tf ATTCT?fr uJNJi-rKic- ti - . errtca. Only dally newspaper Jn Crab south Of Salt Lake City i largest of any newspaper in Utah oatside Salt Lake City and Ogden, Badness Office, Telephone Editorial Booms, Telephone Thtnga ta Forget a tall felkrW aaead of a crowd, A leader of men, marching fearlesi ;. 'and pround. And fou know of a tale wbosa soera - Mlluif aloud Would ranse fata proud bead to la anRulsh be bowed. It 'a a pretty good pUui to forget If yon see ...l...t.-- "lilt I r- Entered aa second claaa natter at the pctoflce la Prova, OtaX " . .TERMS OF SLIiSCKITTlON. . V .. ....... Oelivered by sarrier. pur nuiut.b. "It.,,,.... 40e rVHvtJ by carrier pr y on s, in a$rne:..,,.. ... $3.30 LHymI ti mail in LraBciBttty. we year., kiadvance. ear, beiiwred br mail lit United States, ouuide I'tah ruuutyt " ,.W-6. la advance Ir la a train JrOt mimed being ' robbery.". street. W --- By COMXI . U tin Herald bulldiafc W Bouta Ftx Published rroro; Hub. - - OF EVERETT HIVE. OUTBUKSTS THE EVENING HERALD An independent Newspaper, a dally to 1923; Issued every a wneklT Is lht: Eaihlihod and morning j rarai morning ediUtas- - A Nearly every farm baa a well or creamery near the house that can be used to advantage for- eooling the etH&f. i A aimpla method of doing tiiis, using water to cool the awhich it drawn through an underground pipe into Che cellar, is shown in the illustra tion. In the upper figure fresh air enters the well aad is cooled by the water before entering the pipe, and in electric blower sucks .the air through the pipe and into the eell&r. The hmnidity of the air la also in creased by passing over the water. If this method is not possible, a similar cooling system shown, in the lower detail can be made to work in' connection with the water tank, in the sreamery, if this is not too far away from the .house, fht ductJfcrongh vhicE the cold ail is drawn, is run jhrpcggi the irate, tank kdlted. - : Inspect Atrial And Gronnd An occsjjcmal inspection of the aerial and ground should be a duty of the owner cf tkf receiving set, but eapeckir after tha last snow baa disappeared from tha ground. Winter atorms impose . a heavy strain on the aerial and masts, tali-gio- and these should be gone over thoroughly to see that they have not been damaged, or tfes aerial accidentally grounded. There is also tha danger that sddered connections have become corroded during the season of alternate snowun andjpln, and these should be looked to sis V , , .'or- eheaply done at home witbouf eall a profosdonai woAmaa. The' ina; only materials required are white shellao, dye of the desired color, and ' '' waterproof varnish, which admits . For a white window, light, but which is not transparent, eoa&f the glass carefully with white shellao, dissolved m alcohol. After the shellac, is dry, apply another coat,, if neeee-aarj- r; then, after drying again, cover with the waterproof varnish. Such a window- can be washed indehnitely. without removing the stain, .. .. Colored windows are made by mixing ordinary doth dyes into the shel lac until the desired shade is attained. For instance, for photographic darkroom use, mix orange and crimson dyes into the shellao until it k very ;, dark. - . 4 a - - -- y. i signs fo be plaeed t the entrance of a garage, wtra quickly CTo write black on glass of bnglit anal cheaply made from a discarded metal, use a mixture of water glass e Ford housing. Pipes were (silicate of soda), 1 to2parta,'and tlo-u-id india ink, Id parts. Clean tha split at one end to accommodate the signs, and firmly; meted to eacj) half surface to be written upon' and Has pi he iwieing. CNo-Parki- rear-axl- |