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Show ; 1 -1 PAGHF01JR : .:,: PltOyo; (UTA;H) EVENING.rHIJRALD, VTUESD AY, MAY; 19 3 2. 4 "Proclaim liberty throujnoni the land'Wrho Ubcitj TM ' A SCWPPS-CANFIELD t NEWSPAPER h ,. "--- illVVJ published by the Herald Corporation, .N. Ounnar Itasmuson, - president, 50 . South U 1 : .. tnv wm street. Provo. Utah. Entered aa second-class matter at the nost-. r -office In Provb, Utah, under the act of March; '1 . .. v..:' ; i 'I I ' f ' Giiman Nlcoll St Ruthman, - National Advertising representatives New York, : San ' V?" ,,;, , v.'.'.-. - Francisco, Detroit, Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago TJi.r,- C i1". SabscHneon te'rmsby carrier In Utah county, 60 cenU,the month; $2.75 for six months in advancer: S the year In advance; by mall, In the county. $4J50; outside Utahcounty. WO..,.;. ii. i'owen.EusJne. 'Stonier; f ' ' :C ?:J; pamMmg Editor, Every Afternoon, except Saturday,' said Sunday Horning i And That's the Way It Goes : :i ternatidnal:finance certainly-is a weird and onderf ul -SS European nations feet into a war; VWe.leni them money. ""Then it looks as if they're losing the war, so we get into It - tb' insure our investment. : . .r l ,f : ' ' .v; After it's over, we;write off most of the debt we ye just h&b'to so much troubleHo feave;.: - . , . . f . v .Then we turn around, arid lend the ex-wamng nations I some more 'morieyr jfor'Teconstruction; : N J Tt tiirris' biitrthat this "reconstruction" means - recon- ' of rnrt1ritr armies and navies. - ' i " So, after awhile, we get tired , of this and ask for r the 1- money.- ' , -- - ": - V.4No!?"chQfus the 'grateful nations. . -- ".-, ? nd, what's more,: they, back it up with the armies and i riaviesWE' financed,;;;' : . , :;. ' ' . ; ' v :iiiev use our own aouars to wcvchi u? vwus ''our mvriMfthfs! " ',-'4..-,.' t ; : f , t ; s - Well, well let's all go and live cn Mars or some . place ..where it's- not 'so? civilized. r,,;'' y ' . . Today's Observations . .; OBSERVER 1 Editor JVestern Featurea v ; : Observations y : ? , ; - j Seven nations are on davlicrht savine time this summer, ' but unable to figure put what t6 do with the saved daylight; Vs ;Wonderi ir John D, Rockefeller ever glances at all those sounu BtocKS' vne Dougnt eany.in lvou. - . : i 1 Vi; Trams ; out of ; Chicago for New Ydrk have cut the run ; pmg time twd Jiours,; thus making it easier for Chicagoans v to escape.'- 1 - - V ' ' . - ' ' ;x r A . ma is said io turn over .from 20 to 30. times during a . night's, sleep, "biitV tile .Foiindihg "Fathers must haVe turned 1 oyer iritheir graVc'more than that in the-past'few years. 1 I 1: ' V' -V" J I -.- I - r FltAUD' SUSriSCT ARRAIGNED John J. Holland,-alia4B Jack. Kaufman, Kauf-man, alias Joe E. Haren, . 37, Salt take, was arraigned before District Judge , George W. -Worthen Friday on a fraud charge: t. He is, alleged to.'. have obtained, a. load of, hay fraudulently rom-J- 0. Peterson'of Santaquin and was given until heXt Saturday by judge ? Worthento k enter his plea. . -"' , '. - - r,Dl vera -canrfd safely "atUihia depth or more than 2G feet without ' i t i e. . r " t i . i k f "J. "Every great inotbn ,i picture ; , pi r ine pasi I wa'sl forgotten as fame r j " bestowed 4 Her, c highest . t laurels pft; - , - -rr ' "v .... . ; : .. - : .i - J . . ii K ... .. man; vho P t AYE D . 1 No; 2 Down the' BIueDanube ' ; No.' S Where Men Are. Men ' No. '4-ClndereIla: BJiies ORPHEUM r PoweU ..r..the smart one , .;.: the always polished . couldv'-.ieir.p"you -"the-' V- v jorooxryn.' Briwor the ; K-'-.-arnd CanAni;.. y -r;-anmd Canyon! -. 4 . 'fLl'- . Wltfc EVELYX ' BRENT . . -4-AddKf-l- J JOHNNY r i , I BURKE Comedy " v - ' SCENIC. NEWS .r ' fi - If : yon wattt I to get up ;" a "good evening's arguments at; home-- - tell your Gift' that .she 'ougbt.;to?nm the home on a third? less than she's been getting -V.-I-" "You'know,:'Honey,? 'y6u say "the cost of Jiving is down around 42 per cent, and so I -am. being very liberal ..with-, youand only cutting your allowance 33 . . per cent ..e T " f , ' ' . 'That's all you have, to say . because the -lady will do the rest of the talking , - ; - ' 1 - for the entire evening , t, " We figured it: out with the Gift the other night i . - ' .' we save, nothing on rent be cause we own the place, anyway and so we- lose e there . -..because most rents have come down- a lot taxes are still on the 1930 level and' the : assessment -for y paving is exactly ther same 4 " ' s v -rthere has been.no reduction in gas or.' electricity or water.' " and the old insurance- premium is Just 'as high as it;ever-was v Coal and wood are a little cheaper cheap-er but not 'to amount to a great deal - - . , milk is cheaper and so is bread but' the weekly saving -isn't much and. meat seems as dear as ever - and these days, the average family fam-ily doesn't eat a great deal of meat anyway.'' :. ' ; " ' greenstuff seems , not -;to vary much" in price frpm year to -year altho' it's always pretty' cheap considering' everything- ; . ' " so - where is alK ItheVgrcat big saving? that a' bird -and his' wife are. supposed to make-. clothing;,!; it'a T". aboutUio same.. . . , silk stockings used to cost J2l50 and Z a pair ' but a girl got along with ' half a dozen- pairs a year . . . . . - - . - - . . . now they'recheapertNbut-he wears, a, couple; joz dozen pairs or more-r.'s6 theres no saving there v -:ip shoes, it s -the same story itused. to be wp .$ld pairs. and now it's -five' or six $5 pairs t.Of course .there must' be a'sav- Ing '..spmewherec becavse every7 one . says . there,.-is; V,, and you , can getreamsdf figures to prove" it -you can prove it . to everyone except the girls who- run their-owfi" nomes and tneyll tcJl j'ou dif ferent ' ' v- ' f " ;-".' . -and. hat's tt jtW izz y 'j r-1 tve to-yoM they're igbt toq , v '-f 'AND s LISTEN ir peopJc c-':id save, as muchvactually as they can theoretically wc:d ' all be livihg' on Easy Gtreet, 8 . ;A Mexican Star -- I pRdO-fATIQNS"- j - Howdy,' folks ! ; Hooray hooray, bond's. , v.. Why . didnt 4; they buy, the country Is saved! ; : .. . "American bonds and get gyped at The , senate finance . committee, home? has decided to exempt football goal posts from taxation: ; . x The committee voted a l pe'r cent tax on . automatic cigar-lighters on automobiles. An expert syas the tax will not work.1 That's nothing: Neither wil lthe cigar-lighters! - ; BUSINESS GENIUS This Is Cuthbert J. McSilo, weU- r"" -; known ,4 booUeg-' booUeg-' 1 ger, who h -a s . - double 1 1 his . sales by , a brilliant " strqke tof sales-. sales-. ciamihip..:.,. With ,--very bottle of moonshine" - sold, ' he gives the cus-. cus-. tomer a ' certifi-categood certifi-categood for a SO i- per-1, cent rebate on any coffin his family may select. . a Gene Tunney is thinking of running run-ning for the United States senate. Considering--the way he back-pedaled, back-pedaled, dodged and side-stepped in that seventh round at ; Chicago, Gene ought to make a 'first-rate politician. . FAVORITE SONGS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE Adam "In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree.? We have little ' 'sympathy - fith persons who complain that they were gyped by buying foreign Back To School MAKE- A SCNTENCE - s - . GALAHAD "That Galahad the other nljht was certainly a fine dancer." . - v 1 A-congressman has introduced a bill to shorten kisses In the movies. This is crarylng economy too far! SHOUT teCT MERRY Twinkle, twinkle, movie star,y In your large, imported car; -Enjoy - the plaudits of the throng, -Sloyie jobs, they don't last long! - : A boy afflicted ,with puppy love knows what it is to lead a dog's life. After a man loses his meney, he canhokl a convention of all his friends in a 6x4 breakfast nook. PARTING SHOTS "You talk like a congressman!" congress-man!" v, LIT Gee "Fee says her favorite movie aclox is -.-oiphe Menu. ' Halt and give the 'countersign. 4 n- ART SHANNON. OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS . . t. . , -v . . , . ... l -1 1 c - - LAW RASCAL.! TUB. . A SVJfcT- AvsiEue.lF-TftEw - , t ; lOEE O1 WAiTlM PER W FACO LrTTLe. - Ysr6ET LTTLE , V CAFF R dX tTS AT OU LAOV LAOV to DMW BEFOFtE. F?OPW I WOULO CALL. 1 MiM AS WELL ' . "T SlGr ICK". GT I pE.T Wvir4ESS, rT4E.T : rOTvs. V our o'-haf? aki le.t Bo-r -ro a Business mam 5' MWSJk VSOMEBOOV EL5E 00 I BuawS mam, SWE'O AGREE ' I -L. ' : " ' ' FINES IMPOSED arrested on May 1. for zig-zagging Light exerts a pressure upon the . . across, the highway and Johnson surface upon .which It falls. , " Herbert Bergman and Don John-waa arr.sted Thursday for the - . son each were fined '$5. in the city same reason. - Both were appre- The egret will fly as far away court Friday mornine on a charge hended by E. D. Loveless, state as 25 miles to obtain food for its of reckless driving. Bergman was patrolman. -C hungry young. . , o - . Last . Times Today. .; v ' Mary J; Holme's 1. VLENA BlVBRj9??.-.V - - . v STARTS TOMORROW; ? - ; : 1 rf J I ' - m nil i , . U " - .'"' ' with ; .ilARIAN IlXEiOAlt 'toaavo'thjef'! llfeTof:1thes woman we-. loved!,,?" Mexico's;- maWng er , own movies now, and the star of the second AU Mexican picture js f to ,be. Marquita Montereyii Thejfirst picture, a- hit ift X the; republici was - "ganta,'? - In which Lupita Tovar. starred. Mar-quitac Mar-quitac Is .'shown here.'-Making. of films is 1 part .of ? the ' Mexican na tionalis t movement. -" ' f v : -'-'" i ' ' - fyy '- :A , ntv-r-m i s ...... , U lky$ L. y:rc& 'AMyy y y ywL tmim, X y Way: are 1 cigarettes thiis on question? O you inhale? Seven out often people know they . do. The other thribe inl&emo'iit realizing it. Every smoker breathes in some part of the smoke he or she draws out of a dgarett. ' Do you inhale? Lucky Strike has dared 'to raise this vital question . . because certain impurities ? concealed in even the finest, mUdest tobacco V. leaves are removed by Luckies' famous purifying process. Luckies created that - process. nly Luckies have it! J ' - Do you inhale? Remember more than 20,000 v 7 physicians, after Luckies had been furnished them (or tests, asing their opinw experience, stated that Luckies are less iixitetirfg ' to the throat than other cigarettes. V - Do you inhale ? Of course you do! So be careful. u i Safeguard your delicate membranes!.. . . 1. It 9 ... -. Your, Throat Pretection - sysinst ' Irritation arsinst cottrh - - ,-.'-.a K. AMERICA . . TUNB N ON UJCKY STRIKE 60 wndtmmimmm vilbttxvrWifiniHUHtt mltirmt.mJfc f r'1 '- '.I -l) -7. t;.U- A Circuit l ;yi' |