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Show y -. 4.' - 'i . -- . . - PAGETTWO PR 0 V O (U TAH),EV;ENIKG HERALD, TUESDAY; JUNE 16, 1931. , , . ... M . cripg f-CWicId Mine IIMteiH A B0EIPP0.0A1TFIELD ITET7DPAPEII Every Afternoon;, except Saturday, mad Sunday Elotnmg V .'Published by the Herald Corpo ration K. qunnar Rasmuson. president,; in tha Herald , . v Building. 50 South First West' Strttet, Provo, Utah. ' Entered, as second-class matter a ths ppstbfflcs tnProyo, Utah, under the at of March J, 1879. Gllman, Nlcoll 4k Ruthman, National Adiertlalnf; , Representatives San Francisco office, 6i25 Maket' street. Room , 523; Chicago moe, !410 .North Michigan avenue; New Torts office. W'Weit Forty-fourth street; Boston ; office, IB Tremont street; Detroit, Michigan office, 1120 . Fisher BuUdlng Crlption terms-by carrier to county. CV . - JY- it v Mn.f XEO;t onliuu Utah COuntY. SSlOO. x v in year, n Mwii "X t- r VT7 1 riwnroci , a AVrt.in xri.Mr XL w. GOODSIUU ICdlto and Manager; . .. v . i ( - yOwB'Adrertlalny Manager, ',, i Eberfty tStroughout C bad SHE TBTJTll QUICK biulnen uc.pt Uu publication of nnnpaper. doted-iiolefcr to dldnUiMtod publlo. mtvVm. OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS Power Of Conservatism It isfairly safeijbet. that ' some if nost radical speaking and planningr pf: the J coming decade' is going -to be indulgedlin by the country's most tervent conservawve. Ti,i0 mov nXf sAtirit.iiir crvnH Isimse. ibut it ia entirely loirical. A little "consideration of the problems of the . day; crical ' Governor Ritchie of Maryland, for s instance, remarks that '"you cannot have from five to eight million people wanting want-ing work and unable to get it without -knowing that this constitutes con-stitutes a xhallengelto. our social order and that jt is the strongest argument for, communism unless it is, solved. V And Dean Wallace B. Donfiam of the- Harvard School of Business ?Adminislrationv says bluntly : ' ' - ; ; ; . I 'Capitalism 'is: on trial and upon thi& trial may depend the, wholeV future ; of.-we$tern , civilization;;vThe justification justifica-tion of capitelism ;s eff iciency. Our present situation is a major .breakdown;" 4 ' ' . o prominent men thus state the issue What js going; go-ing; to, happen? ! '' :'";. J . - Obviously, it is the aron-ribJed conservative who has the"greatest stake in the! existin& abciaVarid economic order. It is he who can Ife counted bp ito ke' the .'strongest measA ures to prevent a change in the direction of. communism or socialism.? - ; ; -': - , '. : v'-' ' " How is he going to do it?, Not, m ?the long-run, py 'chanting over" and over again thr. wearisome refrain that "conditions are fuhdanwntellsoW": "..Not by calling out fft rffik'fViP VipaHr of dissatisfied men who-can't get the jobshjer-WAnt. -u Not by. insisting that business always had and always must run in cycles. -: . v He will d6 it; eventually; bytoaking machinerv of Droductiot ihe ordinary jnehvi- chance to Mv steady vrlct CrOJ pay, thrbugrtmuletinT : : T a iliAt. will take, s6mevverv4 radical measures. The IntellicrvatWen; fiKjt, sfirmKiromf them; He will adopt theiiict! oi:J3v wx ruiiu, u .9jVi r J . vflr v wv9-vv if .rf-T?'. Q. HotM - many Sachems has Tammany Hall? A. Besides the Grand Sachem there are 13 Sachems. O. What is the world speed record, rec-ord, for all kinds of vehicles, ana what is the, record for a land vehicle? ve-hicle? A. The record ., for all kinds of vehicles is 357.7 miles per hour, made by an English seaplane, piloted by . Capt. Augustus Orlebar. The fastest .speea on land is 245 miles per hour, made by Capt. Mal colm Campbell in his special built automobile ceiled "Bluebird II." Q. What, is ,the name and place of publication of the official organ or-gan -of the Grantl Army of the Re- public? - r A. The National Tribune, pub lished at; 4 G.i street, N. E., Wash- lngton, ' p. C. " every Thursday. Q: Do' more people die in tr ; so aiixiou$ torervr liter veryiapt t jt; Ne.ttvK trade;' seats, in c&53MWtf 'iTOromptii ?0 AjblfdiSws a nw T5 Potor Ipm, - llilni pr "-tttMft'tUffJUZ """ 'l" "lUimtimi Mil,,. ,,,, untl'j, ((Ml " 'i" v Z,, X KA AOC TvAe 7 vAA6. XvvAMTfeo ; ' RE anajk- -That ' PATcolals -To ppj COVMBOWe DO GOVMGr TO VJRiTB j- MOST ENJOT-AiviGr V A COBO- j jj & Buf EAT - AMD H AMO-XWAMT-J IllllllilP MRS. WisnGV-r SA.O, 4 A-- OF T 'A i VNELL.VOO CAM ' V 1 CAM ,IK1 ; "TsKJO t jjjlllllll p. GO OVER AniO VACATloy ' FiMD lir J THE OBSERVER By MARS11A1X United States of heart disease than of cancer? : A. According to the latest avail-abl avail-abl efigures there were 245,244 deaths in a year from heart causes and 11169 from cancer. Q. What two daily newspapers in LrOiy?bn have the largest circulations? circu-lations? The Dally Mail has 1,827,418, and the Daily Express has 1,703,000. Q. What city in Spain Is most noted, for bull fighting? A- Seville. Q. How old is President Hoover? A." Fifty-six. -- This West of Ours The hounds were not without their merits. If you hsud) an enemy whose house you wanted Uurned or whom you wished murdered or beaten, the Hounds were willing servants. They also came In handy at 'election 'elec-tion time. They would vote early and often, (besides keeping others from vot ing ballot box while it was being stuffed . Another useful occupation for the ."association!' was witnessing. They were always ready to testify faithfully on the side willing to pay the greatest amount. In fact if there was anything to be done not strictly honest or admirable, ad-mirable, the Hounds took care of it honestly ancV admirably. London imported approximately 145.CD0 tons of bacon and ham and about 73,000 tons of eggs dur- They would even guard the ing , 1930. i h!lYeVcW"gT J-Wbwtinr and stud poker Aodwby nbt stagethe tallow- The hag special events, forpolltlctans-r t l. Passing tefcbuck.i ' y ri CarrvinfiT " ' water, on ? both' I nrltnffnm from iCpLBuhgsts.howA erouU i to elrthVpol byt Wddie-fcar. is shoulders-- r . s-; ... ,v. H? i'?"" : T2"'. 3, Pointing tith pride and view- American ,: eeaiewoinn.i sjos; Parsnip ; Gtowers' With a Ce Y .. -tr-.. - .t w 1 . f .1.: .(- ' I MM! . . . . A ou.'n DDOincmenc U 0 rtain Distant Trout Stream? ipg with alarm WONDERS OF SC: 1 H - i: J I TWs,i Prof. Amos .IW. xMush- tf eg'geaera-ttoas eg'geaera-ttoas "of t plcnlck;- - tgresr; ,'t i o trMiraae, jrror. i . la orklng; upon .vm method' of reL ." mnvltri 'flu - verse gears' from hornets so that they win be unable to back up and sting people. " Photo by Francis Ralle. - . ' r- -"' -' After sitting down ' on an old-fashioned old-fashioned sofa .covered with haircloth, hair-cloth, Li'l Gee Gee exclaimed: , "Oosh, It's no wonder grandma worenye petticoats. -.:- :X. , - - ' 9 . THINGS THAT NEVER ' I 1 . , i HAPPEN ' , Gentlemen, said 1 the after-dinner speaker, , H , have absolutely nothing to say this etvenlng." . t And then he sat down. ' ; Statistics about the present economic eco-nomic situation are Important as proving how worthless v statistics about economic situations can be. . .,, . About., the , only, cooking some . flappers' ever v do is to get them-, selves stewed. ' ' . " Today's DeflnlUon: A bachelor is . a fellow who thinks before he nets and tfcen doesn't act. JourfcljAllghts ffseeved.- (Signed) ; '4i HOMER 'BREWS DIARY ! ', 1 (June 15) v .? i Betimes up. and to yodUng, '-O4 lav-o-lay4ee-o! O-lay-lee-o! O-lee- Iay-o4ay4ee-oooooooo!' : And Hash and Hooch, the pooches, do Join tn the stirring melodle, aad Cuthebert, the- eaaarte-blrd,- Penelope,- the cat, and even Peter,' the goldfish, do raise their voices In brave and noble no-ble harmonic, which ; doth vex Dame Brew mightily, and she doth order us to quit sveh catocwaullng, bat Xxrd! It do be the only way to wake ap little Homer Brew, Jr In the morning! ' ' '. L SPORT. NOTE .If Its brags about bis golf game And, says he" is a sharkv - Tou can bet his average golf score Is "around the century mark! . t v A committee Is a group of people who sit around, make, motions, pass resolutions, and .'- i , One. person who does the work. , Gid-dap! ART SIIAJWON. irj l it A . -At j'... H'. 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' ' r I , r I 1 UUJJJ vf8nn"fr?ed'-aTi''Gtratynfea TSr'Jj OJjl Refining - ggTripanyt Salt l-fe ity . .A few days ago it was announced announc-ed that the United States cavalry is to be done away with gradually and replaced by tanks and motor trucks . and since then all the high-priced high-priced editorial talent in America excepting us has been, peddling a lot of hifalutin bunk and weeping weep-ing salt tears about "the passing of the hobh' cavalry, horse" nobody hovrlever seems t o have wept for the mules which must indicate we are getting cynical cyni-cal or sum pin' Our personal inclination is to congratulate the horses on being left 'out of future wars if men. want to blow each other oth-er to piecesr-and ram bayonets into in-to each other's tender parts and teach their young to do likewise at college that's one thing but (dragging innocent horses into it always seemed to us a bit unfair Mankind seems unable to po forward with its usual imbecilities alone it always has to drag in inoffensive in-offensive animal life and make the animals suffer as much as humanity hu-manity does thus people cooped up in stuffy apartments or riding arounJ. in closed limousines on hot summer days can't rest unia . . a dog suffer along with them na incidentally when we see a parked car with all the win-dows win-dows ciosed-iv the temperature 90 outside and a dog pawing at the window we always look around for a brick v Some day-we desire to cViscover said brick and heave it thru the car windows-nd give the dog a chance --we have some sympathy f or car-prisoned babies but not much because they will inevitably grow up to torture dumb animals and a little discomfort in youtn will be merely punishment in aa vance ' and maybe being shut up in a hot, closed car will be a lesson to thtm tho we doubt it But leaving horses out of hums hu-ms n warfare seems a step in the right direction even if the mo- uve was efficiency instead of justice ; and while we re at it we might leave dogs out and earner pigeons, too and thus demonstrate demon-strate a still further approach to civilization AND LISTEN: It's even possible pos-sible in the years to come that we may ctiscover human beings to be unfit for warfare . - but that's probably too much to hope. r n . : 1 ; V "Of course, it's Schilling's" The same hands that make cheap dresses cannot de- sign Paris models. Models come from those who make nothing else. Where is model coffee apt to comd from? From those who, make only model coffee, or from those who try to make both cheap coffee and good coffee, at the sante time, in the same place, with the same hands. Schilling is the only coffee roaster in America who makes only model coffee. The only one. The blending and' roasting of fine coffee; is one of the most del- 5, icate series of opera tions in modern in dustry. In a thing so delicate, cheapness cheap-ness is contagious. For that difference y between model coffee and other good coffees try Schilling's just once. SeUaullEunagij Bwffff& Wings of the JtCorning BAKING POWDER TEA J SPICES EXTRACTS |