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Show THE EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, JUNE 7, 1926. NT P1PPMNG: HYMES THE EVENINGHflI?ALD i'i u?::;: r ENTERntisi MEMBKtt .UNITED n.Horalbrook Wnt i 4-- - An Independent 'Newspaper ' MrMBKKTvmvsrArEn i ! ? " s ....Publisher . Gunnar Rasmrwoti 1SL Office Tb&Kditortal Rooms, Telephone vB"flnsa - .:,,... M .if ' .,.........107 a weekly In 1850; l a dally in 1922. .Published la the Established Herald bnlWUiR, fir WrtMftm-t- , Provo, Ttan, jawy BM.ri.lng., ucuvereo 07 rarneru uiwt 8atari.it. nd SuiufcYPraro. Uemh, and Pleasant Jtew. All comLake I'Jew, Vineyard, Umu. if anOd; b mada at e ,i4erfcon 5. plaint of whatever u xMMiimn Entered aa woi.a ems wuuer 8b jn, j - . . 'associatioji PRESS ASSOCIATION WALT WOW - hw nrrirt. ...... nath nef Delivered by Mail U'utah rouJity. per year. Itf adyanca A v- .- ...!l (n t'LttQ CtHUllT. -HOT rt.ii . u uitfu , l " v" " MIlltiUL UUIliaB ixufnrv ,( Idvanca . ; JusUVhoIa Who? . 3-- imii ;...tB0 - ' Who'B who in Amf rira" is. a pretty red book of 3,700 finds pages with a lot of nies gilt letter en the cover. One as a it in most libraries'.. It is described on ita title pages women of biographical dictionary of potable living men and , - .; h: United States.' . the Now, just who arerisur notables 1 Are there any m the world of sport ? It seems not. Jack Dempsey. is not there, nor i& Babe Ruth, 'nor are our golfing aristocrats, Bobby William Jones and Walter .JIagfti. Not even the fashionable ' Tilden, tennis kig, is honored. , ; incr and cotton brokeE. is listed, ti mivi wijui j .but not Walter Johnson, the pitehen; Irvm Cobb, tne writer, .is one of the mimoruus. out not ly ooo, buiuim ux uimic . runs and stojen bases. Doug There are lots of movie stars in "Who's Who and Mary and CharHe Chaplin. Constance and Norma and manyethers. Flo Ziegfittd, notable glorifier of . the American girl, is of sufficient importance to adom one of its pages with his name, although Ann Pennington of the V notable knees isn't. . Fieldia Yost, the famous football cdach, is present, but it must be becCTgT of something else he has done, because Glenn "Warfner. Robert Zupple and Knate Rockne are eciifpicuously absent.Now then, just where u the line drawn? Harry Payne Whitney, the polo player, is there but Mr. Whitney, not-of. course, is a capitalist. Eva TanTuay is regarded as a able, but Pauline LoroViertainly one of our most distinguished actresses, is ndt'Jrixie Friganza 'jp a notable, bqtjiot . ; . : ,' Fay Bainter or Frank Craven. How about the world of music? Most of the symphony conductors are there Stokowski, Stock, Damrosch and Sokoloff. But Paul "Whitman, better known than the whole ' -- - wound arpund his neck.. A LESSON - l .J d S S3 ! f J5 iTli. it to. til ' ft' .t X $6,000. who practice . patient economy for years, should by on inTestment lose all their persons wring; 4 One, of ths most Important les that' yoo rarty if ons er get aomethiBg for nothing, v DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W: L. Gordon I i syll-nl:- '" ' OFTEX is. ' .: MlSfEI.I.ED: vrf. atoirdu-- t , ',. SYXOXVMS I -f-fS- ;:t 4 t.prejudice, presumption, p.f'riiiilitv, unfairness, bias, Major George F. Zlrnmer. Director of. the Department of AriaUon WOItD STI DY: "Use a word for thfj Sesqalenjtnnial international Exposition Association, is abown" tbrt-times 0ml Ls yours." Let us Inr.tructing one ot hl aBsistanta In 'the. proper manner of handling a latTWHP jiir n;f;tl)uli:ry by maater-inj;- .. Is an shown ot Tl exact replica flag tup Washington's hoadquartera each da. ....Today's one., word as' Ht of the th ofllciarilag fhf Valley. Forge. It has been adopted whkh In character... , "The iuid continue until December 1 to celebrate 150 yeara of Amert-- . lffection u slaves eoiirted their master's pleas-tir- e r;.., liirlctjlence. The picture was made on the balcony 'of the Culldiuk at the approach to the eipieition ground v by imitating bis foibles." i ; hard-earne- d, ; ed ' L.fresinf.,:volumft 1 savings hrto of-iheir hopper of unwise investmenta... A year from today tfie same tragedy ' will be-unless our savings ;w bankers come.to tht rescue and helD to stob this nefarious business of defrauding and swindling our savers of the mnts .ot their labors. 'j Here is a typical case. A group men ' undertook to promote a aa selling agents. A hosiery com- g machine. pany rents offices in the shopping vending or Their plan called tor the sale; ot district Soon an attractive offer is 137,000,000 worth ot leases in the made through the local newspapers United Statea. Similar projects pre- by cleverly worded advertisements viously started throughout the In whlcb It would appear that any United States had failed.; As a young lady can secure five paira ot matter of fact, the average dally hose worth 2 a pair for only f L In other words, $10 worth of silk sale ot one ot these Curl Sehoenfeld tells,of a certain machines waa only $3.10, which In stockings for only $1! Without business man who has been a sumitself made it impossible for a ma- stopping to analyze the proposition mer widower ten days and has ,uot chine to produce sufficient revenue or to consider how impossible it la bud to wash a breakfast dish. lie to make it profitable. - Servicing for any concern to. stay In business drinks milk out of the bottle, taktjs the machines was another obstacle and sell $10 worth of silk hose for the toast off the toaster andimt.ere which had not been successfully $1. thousands of young women init from the butter iwckage. Bananas overcome.. In three months the stantly tall for the scheme. are eaten from the peeling. The promoters were successful in sell- How Endless Chaw Catches Victims Here Is how It catches ita vicbutter. knife is held under tbefuu-ee- t ing over S2.S00.000 worth of rights tims. Each victim pays $4 'and reand breakfast is over. And to use these machines. ceives three one dollar coupons everybody knows a coffee pot should. 40,000 In Savings Lost by One Man which she must sell to her friends, ' never be washed. , , ,. " I know-o- f one man who withdrew and the friends, must come In and 940,000 from a sarins bank and In$4 each, get three cou"I sure spotttJJ that one " te vested It In this promotion. He pay down each whlcb they must aeU to. said as he upset the, punch on hir told me it represented the accumu- pons three friends and then these friends . dress. lations of a lifetime. "And now I must .perpetuate the scheme by have lost It alV said in a tram- - I selling coupons to. their friends and ' he. r; XO CHANGE tsliag voice. "I tot;ielt,80 jdeawtely..L ouu i am past Bixiy years or age--too Here Til' where the The ice man has. a'jneffV l?ff' promoters old to work!" he added. , The coal man seems relieved., ' One of the con--, make a clean-up- . ' ' The is dltlons which must be met before j , Of the more than 12,500,000 The one whoalyyaj'S peeved.,; by savers, over 11,000,000 the young woman who purchased was taken by these wiley promoters the first coupons receives her $10 ' reter Groaeman thinks the feb as commission. Think of making a worth of hose for $1 is that all all would stand commission of over f 1,000,000 on three to whom she sold her three ipw'.who .Knows-i- t a better hanee if he would forget 12,600,000 of sales in about three coupons must come in, pay down months time! Think of what thla $4 each for three more coupons fart of it. more than J1,000,000 of commission and then go out and sell them. Be-- 1 , represenu, think .of the atruggles fore the tLree have done this, one ' Two Itttlc I'rovo girls were com and the sacrifices of the men and or perhaps all three get "cold feet" paring notes. women who saved It! With some on the proposition and, rather .than "We had 'chicken four times last it waa saved penny by penny over go out and "soak" three of their week," said onen a period of years. Think of the friends $1 each, they impry give1 sa id - the "IIuw. .'. extra vagan orrow tt caused. the heartaches, up the Job and charge their loss to '. other. the misery and the disappointment experience. But in doing o they Htli," no," replied the first. 'It which followed In the wake of the also block the gin who pt xed W'afc the Nuine ebiekea." collapse of thla promotion. Think the first coupons from coin,.. Ming' of the old man who lost 40,000--- 11 her contract, and rof course she. ) he had been able to save during too, loses the money aha invested; A telescope does not increase the Ala lifetime. Think ot the widow's In the scheme.' in finds one at that delight gazing At a glance the loss appears to mite, for she lost it also. All that the stars, to left today of the original invest- be smalt, but the truth is - the ment is less than 10 cents on every .scheme Is capable xf such great August Bestelmeycr declares tbut dollar. ' .. .. expansion that it soon takes In much of common sense consists of Here Is an endless chain scheme hundreds and thousands of vicdoing nothing when there is a row which relieved worklngglrls of a tims. Thjgjajmt one of many Forflon of their savings. The loss enaiesa chain schemes In use toraa into many thousands ot dol- day in the United States. Mrs.IIefmrtr-IIo- w can 1 make lars. scheme Is to sell silk JArticU Hi Witt dial wUk UaU swta-a- A ". loom hark piam ftr toes to girls ar getting them to act my husband jeiiloatift 1 nbHnt people a tktir a ) Airs. Bogart Whi you thing, divorce him! Of aeit-serrlp- ft : i . . X- fipVtf , OFTEX;. MISl'SKD: WORDS,... Don't say "I i)laee my fortune a ymir disiKisitinii." Say "at yeur lih'Kval." , ..' O F T E X MISPROXOCKCED: aa.-lfiMrjjrsg .Jroiioiiniie-the-A"iiim." not ns in "lii.r-.- t tlie a ag in 'un", unflluront IW second le A Pie That Is a Pie! i.f 1 Admln-ihiiu'iii- ' t" , - i w . 5 z The . ; , 01 JT OUR WAY- - BY WILLIAMS 's' r''". ft" - fix. Ht t - L ..... l. -- iv:vl r- i CH-- va :fr'yy- : '.. .... - iE'-- r - : A r" ' '- . (JO Jyy3 - -. '- -- E E. - A Wht'iever go- to : a . Ibeaire aud see a coupUt yuwijlus iMitweeii acts you can bet .dollar to dimes ; they're married. niittle HR ShiuD ooqhta Know -- -- . SEUf If I FLEL . 3 .7.' tX-"r- f OO of ourselves. p'. I Iff ' )fr 1 ; :t p,( tfll . The greatest discovery In flesh Borosoue, healing 1' the a preparation that comes In. liquid itttS powef form. "'IV' lb a" comWn atlon treatment that only puri-fle- s the wound of germs that catwie infection but it heals the flesh with extraordinary ts peed; Bad wounds or cute whie htake Week to heal with the ordinary liniments mend quickly under the powerful influence of this wonderful reraedyV- -' Price (liquid) Bite, 00c and $1.20. Powder 80c and GOc, ' Bold by Jledqulst Drug Stores. ' Adv. ., mnrV-elou- a t ' AUTO TOPS AND. CURTAINS Upholstering and Seat Covering. BERT J3ANDLEY - H JOSt, BEFORE THE. FlRsf B&O.-- : - - - i i ir i n r Auto Topa and General Blaeksmlthing - . , rbone5 22 So. 2nd Wj Prwd- . itt er nu stwucOic ' ' ' i fonows Winters so surely does the satlle polka dot make its appeas-anc- e In frocks for the bright cheerful days when ail the world lovear to be outdoors, ' Thli year a hew ijote ', .dots' has been Introduced the trl- - ' eJfgleandTnteresting effects are achieved b3f,a,ppljrln; this cubist tendency to printed silks. The frock illustrated, designed la Parts for the Cheney Style Service, V la effective In Ita use bf a new printed silk Iq which it conveys thff ef-fof a border by the use of tri,- -. angle motifs gradually Increasing in size and placed more closely to-gether at the bottom of the skirt andleeTeaThe dresssjs cut on slmpl princess lides and its only trimming U a Jabot ot plain white crepe which falla. gracefully from a pointed yoke of the same fabric The Jabot theme la repeated ori the long' tight sleeve. An amuaing bow at the, back of the neck completes .: the dress. "J:'? j ' At the Spring showings of the leading Paris couturiers, dots were much la evidence for frocks for the dresses and coat linings of and also ton chiffon) for .attractive afternoon dresses. These doU appear In many variations of, design,. racKing-- ' frorn the always popuuir polka dot to circles containing smaller dota. circles enclos-- i ng Cubes and triangular motlfa WrlUng to ws from Paris, Henri Creans, the fashion authority! aays, "Worth employs much printed fab. i rlca, many with dota, There are yry.9rlKinal'n)dela of coats and capes j. In- - printed . or plain crepe ' s Georgette or chiffon lined with ka- ha and Jxlmmed with fur collara yi. eet INFECTION , FREYENTS i . , r a : j 5 We fiave'jtiat Nen' pondering if .the tlm? will evcRJwmp when others will think as much of us as we think T-'. eT5 -- TJ8T as" surely aS Sprtttg ; You're not inlssiiiK . . CI A J, ; ' -- iiiucl) v The Polka Dot Becomes Triangular Bu toses None jojF Its Chic Thereby I can't even hear' myself lly ..Skinner I, MA ? 3 ' f . &-- I - j-o- got a right iVef HUUUO- HO SHUO UP Doggone- - . r-i- U- K-i -- ' HUSiOERD MA i MAKE Products Show was held at Purdue University, La f ayette, Jnd., they put a real pie on displays ft was a Dutch apple pie, 50 inches in din meter mid iH lncho dep.Mlsaw ftlarieThelea, lerk'of th show, la 'shown eettlng ready to taka a bit,r ' ' 'When" ,V; . "She was as ruffled as a fancy ,', giirter.", -- YU'A ftKE.A ' ultiujate-cxmstvifi- Jt - 4 'ji r ) e Tlevedidth sospicion. Ityifuthmg short of tragic that il :5 " ' indUli-presaur- 1 i . The "free lot" acbeme la an old trick. There are many like it About one Union dollars a year la lost by the people of this coon try through trends of Tartous kinds. ' The fact cannot be emphasised too atrongly that It Is hard to get omething for nothing so hard in fact that any acbeme vith the slightest suggestion of being of this natnre ihoold be immediately Not-Btirel- y; r( islv4:V(fkclk'!jaiji believe' jjiat prom(i enper-sliei- k , u . fer crimination against ihe- thing called jazz? w i ueran tntre. nowevtr, is uerscnwiq, trvmg lieorgc Lew Fields, the ancient ccmediani is in 'Who's Whtf," but W. C. Fields, one of the funniest men.alive, is not. Nor is Will Rogers. " "Red" Grange doesn't make the grade as & football player. Perhaps, though, now that he has gone into the movies, we shall gee his' name in the pretty red book a little later on as one of- filmdom's famous. What's theanswer? What in the world is notable about Fva Tanciiav ami about Pauline Lord. Fav Baint If Hermaji AniTPenninrrton. or Henry Miljer? ;Marilyn er," TT .... 11 i i l i noppe, tne neuroiotriwi, is prcsvent, wny not vvim iiofjpe tne billiard player? H Eugene 'O'Brien is included among the ,. - ,. immortals why not Riidolph Valentino? J Still, it is a very pretty, red book. , " salesmen ara becominf mbre and mQre crafty. Shrewd- - j A la a guy who can er ways are being resorted tp in order fto trnp the novice persuade a horua girl to ride on " the elevated. ? f J does not profit by fxperif nf and is victim-- . ized a. second time in his endeavor to re-- 1 "WeU, that fixe next week'a cover that which 4ie has already lost It la ' aald the as pajjet," eonntfy editor the old story of, trying to recover,' but old, be changed the date on this week's in the attempt losing. ; Thla very hour thou-- : i puper. v- 'J i sands of dollars have slipped, from the'irrasp of the calloused hands that Girls are a good deal like oap , IV-;,I earned them into the clutches of unscrupa-- j smiles1 Elmer Nelson. If they II? loui skin-gaartists. Tomorrow the scenes yott they win cleaa you whea you of today will be with a nw and ; go out with them. larger fist of victims. , A month from today i we,li-bre- d v .... .A t "By W. R. MOREHOUSE, Public Relations Commission. American Bankers Aasodation. knw. tairfd must hare Ethiuette books aay Tbat people of good breeding Wear clothes that are . BoeaUy to an Eastern city number of men were Indicted tor Inconspleuoual ', $avtng datraaded huadreda of poor A girl I kknow ' persona out of their Ufa ravin gi on Hunt be awfully 4 tree lof real estate acbema. The Because I saw ber on the .street Vtadma war flrat led to bellee And her dress was no inconspicuous that th7 vera actually . Retting That it wasn't until I was real close awnetbiBg for nothing. Tbey vera That I could say for dm indooed to pat op money la That she had one on. jBure... crder that they" mlgtit aeenre full dTantaca of their good Giraffe The champn rubberfortune. AH of the Tlctlma are. de neck of the world and the longest crtbed aa working people who hare . , on record. lost amonnta ranging from $1600 thirst - .A .Time Savings Are Wiped Out r a. w. aTRAua I -- :j ; m - .... f v':r AisocUtion . OUl?fensHoW.tl:' f'f iV IN FLAG EHQUinTB tJI Morehouse Continues His Eipoaures cf Modem" "Gold Bripk" Schemes rrAnirican . Enkera , to I. ' ' I don't S VVR- - shot aie with A. giaihiua gun." - - Tal-"mad- ge - : - the-roa- awmm dort - fly Howard Scott. It eeema but yesterday that we were sternly spoken ta by the conatabie for' riding, our UloTlea after sunup; without a light, lis ihreatened to tuir ua If we did It again. "Engaged, to four flrU at onee? How do yovyiplalOachTWnductT fXy e i PLAftS ARE USED TO J103 SAVERS CAT: ' rLL . N Wpot later ttaa fttl adwrtlalnir fopy for the cufreot Uauamnet , . K. OFFICE for trae thrift - 1V1rn4 aTHAUS, HOW EUDLESS GHAIU SELLIHG e T TKRifT Thrift toaaoas half learned are aa uJortoaaU aa do teaaooa at an. , hmrn ham to aaw. .'team bv t Inveat uan bow to apend. ith andj-jghtH- TRUE artna jnooay. Knonrtn wkat to do vita aba's aartzvea la anally lMwtant . TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS aot aaaalat alom (a of mine, yojr bet 5'ou iid on thatrrThe ffutaTirrtTrirho aspirts t keep his'tire the form of some poor wight, must alwayT must curhis fierce desires to rubber Jeft liot gossip with' the folks who in the rear pew" sitrexchang-i- c repartee and jokts and chunks- of --sparkling rwit but raind ilia job whiJe he invokes the guidance oi St Kit. He mustn't let hi fancy stray to poetry and song, but he must think, about bis dray, and tool the same, along, considering the .right of way all other, thoughts are wrong, M Htjtle, lay and he may find bis tumbril upside down, while sufgedns with their plasters bind his mutilated crown, and. undertakers Slowly wind along the road from town. A rnonwnt's carelcssnessjbyjings, and fee may then behold a wagon that was fit for lings- to wreck, and ruin rolled, with busted motor, ruined springs. and damages untold. For fourteen years I've driven waina around the public square, and I have evjet taken jains to mind laws there ; and so, since I have osed my brains, Pm right side, tjg with care." J?Ypuri record is J npremejy good," I 'saici, "I praise your- zeal K rhahding rules too much withstood by men who grasp the wheel, but it were wise to knock vn wood when making such spieLn Next day this Whitney W?hipple Wheeze was carried home, a wreck; he felt impelled .to whoop and sneeze while driving o'er a beckf the next !he knew his feet and knees were hlreatrd-bHghtrha-uldotruin,-w- blW. ' g yalKts hatrf spoiled1 Of ..4 i 'ETERNAL CAUTTON"" 'For fourteen years I've driven cars," id Whitney Whipple Wheeze-- , "and I've acquired no greyious scars, no woujids or broken knees I'vw never 3een jehind the bars forspending on. the !eas:1 I've never paid, a heavy fine for knocking statutes flat. I havent run dowTi sheep or gwinror NEED ' , I iiMTOE&IAIL NEWS FEATURES PRESS-COMME- . . 4 ""If ifMr '.-- - A' -- - it |