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Show TWO THE EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 1926. V- : NEWS' FEATURES i PRESS COMMENT, EMTOREA RIPPUNG THE EVENING HERALD -- ' ? TU.1ELY EMTOIUALS WASHINGTON NEVS Foresees Giant Pianos SncGrtinr? Across CAT.' H nnn ns 7if h - rrni ht nn rl: Pn n q n n ff n IUUUUIIU UVIIII I III UIIU HYMESkW j mason An!ndependmtNewspaper r : i , L. J. Durrant says no on ever GETTINC AND QUITTING conUaUnent and wag content : is to , It good get the dollars and to put them in a pan; found edwlt&tt scholars and all thi' gentlemen sages, Indorse, thrifty plan, Wisf U. .JBornlbreok . . .Publisher N. Gunhar Raunusoa LltUa rstttfaa TV .Cty Editor and they push against their collars and acquire what coin caiu WJien a man is strong and healthy he ehould ' President Ooolldge never touches they -t . In .fahtiA 19??. PuMlBhfd "fjyISM; f to be roundly-wealth- y re meat be uses a knife and fork. Herald building, 60 nauih First Went stjwt, Prove. Utah, wry evening, it's up to him to die? for life's winterr4rear and atealthyr except Batnituy, ana suuqay morning, jjeiiverea by carrier in rrovo. will 'ertake iwv bytHd byNothiagcait te more dis o h IkeJFiewttei; u. ux wuaiever nnigre annum lie maue t,mtw. tressing than to reach one's wintry day with no bank ac every tlmehe cones boat by ssak piainrs Entered as second da si matter at the ptwfrtffjoe in Provo, Utah, count, confessing failure in a dozen ways, painful pleas lng him sing, "Who Sella Sea Sheila for help addressing to more prudent, thrifty jays. Many for tha- Sea BbeH Seller's . . .". , . i . - ,..;.96 .... Business Office Telephone--,-. ... . . ..10T get the saving habit, and they think the scheme sublime; er When the Sa KheU Daugb. ................ . ... . ...... Editorial Booms, Telephone Seller's when they see a coin they grab it, they are saving all the ' " " TERMS OF 81 BStKiPHOX- , Busy Selling Sta fineJlsr tZ'Delivered by caiTtaVTier month ........40e time, chasing, faster than a rabbit, after every busy. dime. Then there comes the time for quitting, for the hearth and ; . ... Delivered by carrlT)w year, iu advance. ......;......H.50 Surprisa Twfct Eadtof- $3.50 Delivered by Mall la Utah count.v. pr yea r, lu advance and" quiet knittingfree' from eayrclairriorllongrest - to O. Henry) (Appologies ' Delivered by mall in United States,. outside I'tab county, per year, tn toil and care, but these men are not admitting that The hiisland retaraed onexpected- .... ......... . $4.80 worry,have " advance r.- -. V .the time to apare. There are other dollars edly from a Iwsiness Wt'out of they All advertising copy for the current issue ninnt beto aot later than skating down the avenues of trade there are dimes and ' town. Ha found his wife alone. 11 e'eiotk, a. m. greenbacks Waiting for the chaser unafraid; and with vigor Ylslrof I suppose they ask t" lot unabating 4hey keep np the vain parade.- -' So thejrlieap unneeded treasure where the surplus doubloons clank, tak. for the tent ef this, apartment T Read Your Bible Hostess Tea. they asked George ing, in a bushel measure, groats and kopecks to the bank; times last week, seven, g pleaurrtht-thTiftmadTBavlnJittle It is a curious fact that this book around which the crank. It is good to getjhe grosclienf itls alsO good to A fool girt can vamp a mat. relieion of Christendom is built has been more ef ten fought stop, whenTnesun sinks in the' ocean and the.' evening The ay hard part Is to keep him tamp - . shadows drop; then 'wrought, to quit the notion that all ed. t over than read. v " hr . ' i The Scriptures cotnpose the most important volume W coin is ours to cop. The other' day ve net a man who Jhumarii history. Without knowing them it is impossible to a bio ts had written the DeotarajtVn tof ttnderstand the world we live in. Regardless of denominaA CROCESV STORE DAILY LESSONS most source of is Bible the the Independence and apoir a hostage stamp, faction sect, and tion (Reported by a oung Provo man bat he cfiflldat dance the Chartes-ton- . ENGLISH that Is important in ourcivilizatipn. ' v "to be watched. I h i fruit whose of truth, the ; passionate pursuit It inspires W.L. Gordon Into I went a Provo store and all By for of grocery morality s science. It supplies the criterion A radto announcer says that hot oae tlay-teetrTTt was of 7TT, "v?-the tenets of belief for the faithful. " those stores where everything on enough boys aad girls listen In to OFTEN WORDS MISUSE! and traditions the s The ancient records of the historyDon't ay "they divided the spoils the shelves sort of mover aronnd the bedtime,' stories Thea - , why not change the broadcasting- bonr of the Jews Are the very citadel of the spirit of modern men aad talked, a one another. la one another, 8$y "among thers was a fight started in fact, the to J a. m.T . regardless of whether or riot we. profess any formal religion. among MEMBER NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION f MEMBER I'XITICD PRESS ASSOCIATION . . lUlf v KlllJJUIIfiUlll i I l . J f-l- I The OFFICE'. wATVr IX 1 i ! 111 ., xeu-puoo- e rr-.- :. - ,- .":r ; .... , . - r nam rrr--. Hv IN . Mf jm - - h - . E8 themselves." iBible his own creed of human progre. r OFTEN ; Maln-tenane- a.. revered if not Every ethical principle which today if.The Bible, morecomes from this same spring. , observed feral affords fascinating reading over, rightly approached Jund3 Ot mmas, -- am Bh3 I t) if-- fit ..AN. V ii is a cumir.s raw. wflien naa Biiuumu uiuuamm "" , , ., . ' . of the being sent to explore Armageddon, the battleground ...... .MV.WUOCi . Thii the salt ..Kinwi;JF IWOUUIM " got shaking areund A T03I SI3IS SAYS twmSt!Szitiifrjhellat !lit they were pretty well stewed. Of wjw ihf potM hrd ibelr eye ith tlie fight all the time 'and . y 1 .. If ; w 'rnund-thtfr-ea- rtfl ' more, : Don't weep, C . don't don t - - ; . I Today, while I'm alive and well Anonymous. BEES AND Sal da wise old bee at the c!os i ot the day : "This colony (buni-- : " : ness doesn't pay. " ' "I put my honey in that old hive ' that others may eat and live and thrive, and I do more work In a t day, by gee, than some of the othef i' fellovo do. to three. "I to!i and worry aud save .flnc 'Hoard, and all I get Is my room l and board " "It's me for a .hive I can run' and me for the sweets of liiy" , pelf. t So, the old bee flew to a meadow Ihnfe and atarted a bitsiuess ot hit own; Tie gave no thought tof 4hc buMing clanbut, aH intent on his selfish plan, be lived the life 4f I hermit i ree. "Ah. ibis a great," BEES-NES- S ' -- , " : V: hard-earne- - : t . So." if a -- 66 tofisnh dend" weight orine ap-- " partns being about 20 tons, the ad ditional Weight of essential equip ment and'gnsotine leaving some 14 tons- - for--' the passengers and tlielf ; . baggage. " ."The commercial speed of ; this machine t?9Uld be rfbout 140, inlies an "bout and iits - radius of action wodid ti&bout ?30o . taiWsip r- ahd oret It fa demonstrated that gasoline aad turn make an un "-- safe mixture. . ' Today's Oottmrst ; poets are Tlch Some poets are pore t; But most Vrrite aieh " They are a bore. - Home than that . ; f Best friend on hearing the glad news from his chum, "Congratal tlons old man whose fault was itr-- I H E LP. V 0 many--moto- 8. non-sto- - first-clas- X'- - - U R SELF T O H E A L T H. ,,7 Famous Lest Words: "I call mr a because 'she to tM Wefcie-4a&ter- lit ajvast d j "Boy KUls Salesmaiior 13," declares a recent headllbe. We've bees visited by salesmen that we'd gladly put out of the way foe .leas -- - pH. . - WA-Y- i , - 1 Gfj UP ON This CVvSHEO Blamed st5cn ! ear Moktx MARRIED IbO 60O4 lWt MAOL.- - l A CRIMINAL OP TfAt SCHOOL MAAWS AM UAve AWO DOff KwoW HOsN US ALL "TO CllAQ HIM AKlO TME GrOftAa ir4 7A1U "TH REST OF WOO 1M JAIL AKiQ ETAWAW?, in - Eyes NHN,"THET that betray AiKlf fAlR BRCrtrAER! rX)r KWOSfW 0W10 CrETOO Clear rN, MEvft6tvre ME' A CHANCE 'GOOOVOAME -- TSPEKlO X : tott -- completely nndersta nd, VouTT provide yoiirself loovyT- BY WILLIAMS OQLUlrAS common locomotive FALSt startlnp PERTEM5ES W'kh a good supply of sand. with Circles ander tkw v v ; eyes" with apott beler them vi . eyas that Uek lustar . . . . tiwt batiay the hateful, treacherous inroad -of eonstipatiow ana at the worst diaaaaes ts ffiict the homaa-raoa- .Fight it off Wore it aVag yea down into the vallay ftf sickness aad If your track Is steep and hilly And yon have a heavy grade, Tf those who've gone before you Have the rails quite slippery made , it - some Upon-- . ALL-BRAN- ALL-BRA- ALL-BRA- N ALL-BRA- N ; frigid weather And discover to your cost, That, you're fable to slip heavj-co- at ra . " yower reach ihe summit Of the upper table land, You'll find yoa have to do It With 'a Hleral base of sand. If yonVrike Its delightfal nutty flavor makes it good as eeraat Serve with milk er cream atone fi with freak or preserved fruit; aprinkle' over cereals er eook with eareaU; as in aoup, or make into tkesfiany veeipes given on the package.' Ifeateki tegnlarly, it k guaranteed to bring permanent ' . " relief, or year grocer refund the purchaie price. daapair. . Bewarel Be sure to get Kellogg is the safest, surest way" Kallogg'a Only bring aura relief. . Doctors ts paraaanant relief from dreadful constipation recommend it' Kallogg'a is the original and only Eat two tablaspoonrula and tha meat pleaasnt 100. bran product. ' Leading ' Wily or la chronic eases, with, every maal. . hotel end restaurant serve it AH grocers sail KallogVlALL-BRA- N doctors call is what si r Buy a package today. , v ' " hulk food. As it travels through' the syatem, Sfoafe hjt KmOogg in Batdt Creek, Hkhig its btr nmtini anchangad. Therefore, ft drives iatestinae clean the the and out aweep icteas peiaeaa of coaatipatian. Kellogg a ALL v EYES , of frost. 'y .Then Some prompt, decided action Wi'.l be Milled Into demand', v And you'U slip away to the bottom If yon havent any sand. .1 BRAN alaa ebaerhe and carries tnoiatare throug! the intestinal tract, atimahttiat ll healthy works action KaUogg's aiJ " '" s aaaara works. , sroU ALL-BRA- N .' . But the summer waned, and the lou can get to any station grew drear, and the lone beVt That is on life's schooled scene f be dropped a tear; for If there's fire beneath the boiler wailed the varmints gobbled his little store, ptambltjon's' strong machlne,4 - and his wat played out. and W4 ' heart-wa- s sore; so he ,winged: his And ytm'U reach the place-call- ed - " home band, and took old ' to tha Flmih Town ' . "way Hand. the 8t Helping At a rate of speed that's grand ! his jnenls . Alone our work is of little worth; If for all the slippery places, .r iogc&er we are the lords of earth; J lou've a good Supply of sand. r as k"A ! . wifhin-th- i Thuthe dreanTpr someliodern thinkers lor a sort .of floating Is- bird: ttim iii the middle of the AEnHcT "1'he machine will appear like a as a refueling station for future air bird etmtaining. ptenetonspoTtssTBuissedliy ocean flyer of Louis tanks, equipment, passengers' and the to that..'." '.a C:' is this That freight. say 1. ' Breguet . -bird will be sufficiently spadou tt It It irdlffiinlt to VssigBardate -fpermit the liberal circulation of pas or the;arriyal of the slrplaae oQ sengers and their baggage within tgmorrow and of after tomornrf,j0r It. t indicate the intermediate stages, "This huge bird will have three it can be affirmed, nevertheless that bodles--th- e central body" contain there is nothing in the conception ing navigation equipment and room of each that is beyond actual human 1 for pilot and commander, and, the vision, .and. nothing in their on- lateral bodies containing - lobbies, ructim that can Jbe considered as s dining halls, salons and impossible of realisation.".. , n,. cabins. .. That Is the parting assurance of" , "The freight compartments could Louis Breguet mind, buHie asserts that it mere ly ad idea of wbat the large plane manufacturers and Inventors are actually contemplating. It may be years before this revolution 1n world touring will arrive, but Bre- guet asserts it is actually withffn men the vision of the ' of today. - Present. Planes 'Crude" tn comparison with the airplane' pof the "day after tomorrow,", the plane of today, is a crude, plodding Instrument, Unsafe, . untrustworthy, merely experimental. Even the airplane of "tomorrow," dart ! cabins would be forward part of th' plane.' 1 ' ' ' ' ' Wclglii 5 tons.' t ;- -he toU weight would TjS aborif" . l . spd "irH ' m.lf, . - OUT OUR . Don't waft till I'm'safe in (Heaven) ; set at the rear of the maeHSna the propellers would 4 f onnd lck of th-- j single pl.mfeT The and" . . It Jtppeara that locomotives sign, f Cannot always get a grip 1 .grieve, don't.so I may have struckTffi,bejoH ' On their slender iron pavement. Because tb wheels re apt to slip SDont go and buy a lalijellHuet For which you'U fltfJLijt(J Don't hang aroundW&ikiiigiJlue; And when they reach a slippery spot, Their tactics they command. I may be better off than you. Don't tell folks that I was a saint, And to set a grip upon the TaH Or any old thing that I ain't. They sprihkle it with sand. pe vse toa w j II fou fijive f It's about that way with travel sprcoa. riease hand It out bcrore l m ueaa. Along life's slippery' trJtek; If you have jroses bless your so'iL If your load Is rather heavy, Yoo 'are always sllnphiK bade.'. JUNtpin onejnjnybuttonjluile ( y -- the-fcm'- - -w-- accordlnr to "Breffuefs prophesy, Walla Walla The only city so PARIS, Jan.' 13. Huge, three- - will be slow and Insecure in comproud of Its same that they nam bodied birds, soaring la one gigan- parison with that to come. But it ed it twice. - i tic leap across tbe Atlan- will be a marvelous Improvement . over present-da'Revised Scripture; A jmidest tic flying. - - - Vhile alrrjlanes,jiaw tflks jumps Carrying passengers, their bagg woman foreseeth the evil,, and as great ease, that average only about 100 miles, herself ; but the simple pass on age and freight,-witeamfert .dhd; sewltyjtrthg Jtnwr the 4drdef tomorrow' ftl, T onl J, A bay It bobbed: few years hence, take hops of. al Wenderful as much at most J000 miles, at an average : Costing onlyone-rhlr- d 110 miles-a-n . - Rain Proves Oreftt 9eoeflt ; transitlaathrteavel costs at pres-i- 0 'houjr -the ' " That's seavier commerrlal, f u's h't Ttree Iowans rJMe JTSjm Iowa eit.-x,i!I; ThisiisUke .prospect outlined by Dally. ,. t on:tbe.'fpremostavlstloii amablaassenger-trave"the characteristic' of the ' air .They . aren't .wearing much , in oritles In the .world, Louis Bregiiet, Florida this winter." . , president of the, Frenca Chamber of plane of. the day after tomorrow no eco tpuusiruu.Aeronauucs ana nimseii will be their" lengthened hop from "That fact y represent 10O0 miles an averaga-ot-Of- t1 leader in alrplsne Inventlmi." nomy." said the man who was Mr ailes,saysWpguef.-coat The bills.? i albatross that metal Ills wlfe'a huge "MyV amlning of. sunburn for last week cost over he depicts fos the future is- - an in- - JHere is his - description of jtbit -t f Scknce predicts a legless ages- - Nt , twitted In audtest tts being Mind, wr hope that science is the cabbage ' head, The Iniyer wes ."f ecllhg tret-tthousands of In no hurry about It being retrieved the picture of Sow men lived aud slid off tfce titf' strong I years aga The ciDie serves me Bcuwar. uvi.;icBs.wiaa Knlflloeta Modpst femlnlnp par and called the pumpkin ttpiefacfe" ; 1 hidden fOf course tbc yampkia Hd not tta avefagrwan. aenta jhae-ke- ep 1dt-.fc- .-ill' v enough, crust jo take, its own part S to the A man to bis wife said -i want to punish those suspected ot teaching disrespect urbanely, Pretty soon the ivory soap Coated S ... . ' "My love, you converse so Insanely; tn Snd said It could cletiB the tunch. i Bible and read the book itself. The. wash board bored In 'and pt) It has lived a lonsr time and it will survive even: .the folly I wirtr tint you. woild ' , the soap Into suds.! Just then the Be could ers f stll if defetiders.-TU)iuyou yveeKiy. of its armwi, tut,, ciur j But for lUS,,Ury I know I wish grocery uiau I I struck time, the macaroni said vainly,! sn it's all for each and lt'atachlj cheeslt and I went out and leaned The Ladder of Success. Some sutst!itutes may be. as good up against.. ti Batnrdny. did. i lor oil umieu, mn,. vs uiriurv. viing IWfy- -l ag the real article. But. money is a Post to catch my breath. I - 90 1 will. fall. " Journal of Commerce. an. 80 poor substitute for happiness. FOR WORKING PEOPLE 70 I think I can SAND TLL DO IT 13 Prtncetsn scientists vote in favor . Tbe best of workers ' get out of I might. 60 of evolution. Wonder If was after sorts when the liver fails to act. I think I might. 60 I otwerjed a locomotls'e wish' I could. They feel languid, I looking at a few students. 40 1 ' . and discouraged Snd think they are In the railroad yards bne day, I doubt It. 0 cold tlsan more stand Women can getting msy. Nelect of these symp I don't know how. 20 roundhouse in It was waiting the men. . That's way tne average nus- - toms, might result in a sick spell. Where the locomotives stay. '10 I can't. I hand has to fire tbe furnace. therefore the sensible coarse) it to I won't. 00 take a dose or two of Herb!oat It fit was panting for.the Journey, -t tbe medicine needed to purify There's 4hing about driving is ft wa coaled and full manned, have the. system and restore the vim and road. on don't a Ion slippery When I. ault this mortal shore And it had a box "the fireman: who will caiefoJ. amhltlnn nf health Prig SOc, Sold to, smrjL-abflii- t, o mnm.T t)f wind. : Adv. By Hedqulst Drug JtoreB, you in old age. .J, ,.TVr, i , ttOraKil3niyl' I ' hld-Sjl- fi word ; SOLEMNITI ; tbe atut of phny but it took salt to.-melt ice," nicn tne gs got fresh- The ggs being solemn. 4 "She was iiupresned chick-ft.-s with t be solemnity of the owftsion." sot fi'eKh becaaae a bnnch of hud just quit them cold. ( The 1 'it' i- . M!WTQter: I MO " f'k YAaAf 20-ho- .J r uv Jonah and the whale or Josnua ana me sun, uut u. uu Uig capable of getting pleasure or comion irgnt reauui cu . fail by an acquaintance wiui mc iiuic. more 4he the From standpointof leeiiMhi.njoffer v to-pro- And to think, snaps A.1 P. Me4 Carver, that a woman who is railed a good --executive once was called a crowing hen. . , MISPRONOUNCED: Pronounce Diabetes, the 1 as in "die," the a as In "arm," both e's os in "he,' accent on first e. Note the "tea.' 3. The revolutionary cry of the last century and a third-lib- erty, equality, brofMrhood is a gift of the Bible. Where else is to be found sanction for. recognition of the sacred brother-rights of every man and of the reality ofjiuman -- tore; grocery" 7TT, ;Wben I first stepped in I noticed a bunch M haaix hanging aronad trying to make a date with a couple of peaches. The beans that Just rolled in from Buxton got ' mlxit np with the bacea, naturally the OFTEN MISSPELLED: hamse took sides with the hams. : Not walBtainanesr ut jgpm Thea hjimh SXNOXTMSr Ihrabt. suBpense, ut up '.'"said, ."Let uncertainty, disbelief, .distrust, su- - sprouted into the garden,1 cSuliflower laclon. TheTceleft the Wmip, snd of "ITsft a wH the pepper ""hot. taree times and it la year. the sedative of the masses unconsciously derives from the i r 7 ALL-BRA' Taa origiaal ALL-BRA- N N" ready to cat r- - 'PWittumtm Ifiy 4i ' :t UhcSs I Uf i - . f 1 |