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Show THE EVENING HERALD, FTJDAT, DECEMTER IKS. i, :2W5 FEATURES' ?nESS COMT.ffiNT-: TIMELY ED1T0PJ Xrj WASHINGTON NEWS - l ilE t EVENING HERALD tippling .t-.- yTryr i An Independent Neirspaper, Iml my U UW; m a telly ta 199; i BatoMs, aad atoning imial fcoirtJBt aCtloa irotn sv i itni luu) Herr Sigmud Brietbart is no more, he! in his windn,oriiaif except mom. sheets, find href again will people roar approval of ing lm.ibe4 la U Beraid knUOUtf, M Sooth- lint Was ftfMC his feats. The strongest man in all the world, he wore a - i . Ltaa. string of bells, and hefty csnnonballs he hurled, as you'd tiiU-rem Mcoad class Batter at the foatomee la Jfova, Utah, throw peanut shells. One day he stood, a figure grand 'gainst whom none might prevail ; and as he stood he ....... .CUy Editor scratched his. rusty naiL It was the sketehi-- . est of wounds, it scarcely made him swear ; and Sigrqund lot raised two thausaotl. pounds, above him in the air. He held two stallions which came wild and plunging from Bait Lckt OiUr Ottjf Iknaat tr awfiptpfr la rub tooth f their stalls; he played with anvils as a child might play a4 A&m tllj Oftea. ( any aeaper 4a Vuh vuUUb telt Lk Olty with rubber balls. But in that scratch a little germ began j Bwrtea. Uembw CUtefl frw "New Berrlot and K. B. to brew its dope; so small you couldn't see it squirm TEEMS OF gCBSCtXTTlOX without a microscope.. A little germ, all black and tan, its foretop neatly curled, attacked this vast and mighty HJW 6 frrt. tin tmk la tdTuxM. ...... .vjrt-the strongest in- the world. Great Sigmund's hand man, advaaca.. I4J0 aiaU la bi la irmd tth county, per rar. tst - ' . 1 I ... L w ft d , 6 K W mw ., MT Z7'; ' III ' : uII m M W M MM& W mm & M b f W -- A JSF. MY n. ' ItMm. : .", "... J ' j J - 11 - Is: tynon - . - i d Uvrrl bf Btll la tatted Btatat, antalda Utah ,,..... toustj, Common Sense in Food - yr swelled up apace, upon an ievU hour, and boils broke his face, and all his blood went sour, The doctors exercised 'their BkiU.upon that Samson frame, but "there was Tiaught in drug or pill could uueer that microbe's game. So Sigmud crossed his brawny paws upon t his bulging chest; the strongest man that ever was, he came out second best. Oh, let us think of Sigmund's fate when we are prone to brag, when of our health or muscles great we start to chew the rag. The little germs, too amall to see, are round us every where ; they're in the vodka and the tea, they thicken all the air. fctr, .. On Golden Bale Sunday, December the people t all ;.tions are aked to father figuratively around the same table ,d partake of the some food, representing the menu which parentless children of the Near East hope, by the benevo-it-e of the West, to eat 365 days f n the yean For the Amerl. .n housewife, it is an interesting experiment in the simpli- cation of the household menu; and in the possibility of .staining from cheap staple foods the necessary warmth and ' lerjry to support life. I Nobody is likely to criticize the American relief organiza-- 1 on for giving a too luxurious menu to their refugee and n charges in the Near East. ; The minimum weekly cost I A balanced ration for growing children is figured by the Ifear East Relief as around $1.50 per week, and it is interest-h-f to learn that most of the foodstuffs provided are sent om America, being staple foods available to the whole public .e : , . Outbursts of Everet True OU CAM COM5.t M TMC 35INIMC3S. 1?.ooM. or-ha- . . TH WSfNf - - -- V... I V Jf Mil. " balanced ration. Grocers and butchers throughout the United States are artlcipating in this annual campaign, emphasizing the values jf these staple foods and "cheap cuts," which are used in he Near East to bring back sturdy health to tha Andaxziotuv :hed refugee children. JJ "Common sense in food", would be, a'good" roolldTISnBe verage American housewife to jkeep over the kitchen table, ot only on Golden Rule Sunday, but BlJ through the year. . t WW ' . X DON'T' Sei.S ' Ts 3 Vi s NSTJS C(-(?r- IN4 tN about a --mwa-i i. b 1 m - effortl ut . Dixon-Taylor-Rusae- ' . 'ts,.:y 'Co U 'THE IT PROVO . 1 . , SPRINGYILLE The fact that the Utah Poultry iProducerals cooperative 'larketinz association could establish more 'contacts, in ximary markets throughout the country were it assured in aore eggs from its members should .be studied ' very agricultural section of Utah, particularly , by those aimers who do not already maintain flocks. The biggest markets of the nation have been particularly receptive to Jtah eggs, and, during the last two years, to the point where hey were willing to pay a premium above the going price. f i All the time the industry has been growing. --V?. ' No longer is the growth a problem of marketing. .The ssociation, which functions along regularly prescribed coop-- 1 rwtive lines and is sponsored bythe Utah State Farm bureau nd has the interests of the producerat heartrsays that uture growth depends almost entirely upon production. If hp ptro-- are more available the association: can market them. iljrgs of quality always find ready sale,' and Utah has ished for herself a reputation as a producer of such eggs. .III! t; Learn about the EASY TERMS, i - Hava aa "EASY"1 in your home nijh vashdaytry it with your own dothei.M . No obligation, Call or teiephooa ' r'. t"tl,: l''- V I 'Mini' '.i ll I ' ' 1 HOUSE" ONE-PRIC- E v t w v; NEPHI .PAYSON '1C4 i : Pnnltrii Finch Needpd Mnrp. Tel AT JYTHINC5 easUy-witho- - 4 1 S 5l ....'.', 4.."' 1. n jm FfcEE DEMONSTRATION iVUI Sea for yourself how an "EASY, wjl ahortsa your washday and remove tr i Your thick, downy blanketa are clean and fresh with their original fluffiness renewed. Your sheerest silks are safelygently restored to sparkling newness. . od-valu- es j I The rEASY'S1 gentle ycf tWough" Vacuum Prirw ciple of washing cleanses your roughest or your dafot- (est things-- quickly and safely. XOOR t0 Vft COINS TO 10 N rMl - mm. , By Condo VCR THS RUG- - i w HewyWork Clothis And all so ac-Ijal- ly j w . then, will be an object lesson on how live on little. Cheap staple foods are obtainable for every merican family, and the cost of the average kitchen can be reduced considerably; if one knows the relative of various foods and the scientific requirements of Golden Rule day, ! n 1 . - ere. out-upo- - s ,v;, I COOK ! AT-- . IT. j ; .- - :' i..ntfVii.f-.- ; fc rj OJ. I II h ' V'.W.tfi.i I It I iCO-- SUN m n, j OFFICE ,,. -- CAT A- a J? All that wrinkle are not t rolled.-- . Pome one played a mean joke on ih the other lay when tbey mailed us a post card Itearing these words, '.'JKiieliiswl please find 1.50 for our u. stibst ription." ' xi , I'M the Utah Poultry Producers' cooperative Vc.a im sTjK.nmm, .iMwSssygv the outstanding .examples of a successful cats for more throuRhMtt the country have about ooperative. Farmer groups in other sections, seeking to ally .That the sennte radical group risached their peak nd mny l Ardent Lover Ah, Dearie, please g will be a trifle shy of its previous to decline in intensity henee- ogether on similar ventures, have spent much time study-nthe wtrds" thnt will make yon soy forwflrdr: ' the workings of th Utah organization with the inten-io- n strength. mine. of modeling after it. The Utah body has a membership That the country W prelty pros i That the wets recognize their ' Girl Two million dollars. time Imsii'l ofiiie yet but are ure if 1600, but it declares it could handle the eggs from a perous In siM)ts not everywluw. if will, while the drys fetvl certain ; t t i The proverbial the better That twice that large. farmiira, tlioitgh l Vashington, D. C, vas cited as one of 'd . ) mem-crsh- ip , ? fit By CHAELES P. STEWART. ' NEA Serrke Writer.' OFTEN MISUSED rrt say "he look badly." Say 'TODS; ttlll 11 y SOKl0RA3Ot IB J M.V., , AMD Pino4 Charlie yon Grr.A Good ujow . I K Af-fr- FEU.Lt? WHO OOWE Sab-diar- flanli. - ' ' Word filling up. .The. BhtiUers of many a a WORD STUDT--'T- ' mansion, where soma irmi Hum and It Is jDurs." Let t u oitf .TQCttbulary by magter-j- sue of the- more affluent among the .one tord each" day. Today's aattonal legislators makes fats Washvrd FALSITY ; qnallty ot being ington home, ra .coming down. il.se. "The falsity of ,h!af state- Rents are beinc advanced1 The capl ient 'vris apparei!? v s m ital is awakening from its ' Mf - cso r-- ' VI .do ... 1 girl. ' The arriving BcaaUly clatt six throw op vn stepped s ' hi&R Oitt - ' . ' " ' Never cry over spilt AAM ' CaU '' ;- the .cat. ','.: The Boy Scoots get the ftftnTp.from Deceniber,: 4. (be Klwahls playi Help "the boys.' Cotne ont hH' ae ' ' toe funniest local"-- play ever staged. ; , ; ; r " 1 ALL VELVET HATS 2 pnee j We also have the new ; 4 metAl And silk hats ' - at popular prices. , . . i i Allen Millinery North Ave. 20 y -- re-(- i. p nil t wa "ij'h c Fmi Kiiin Qpntf kiIlUIlwaI WWII ingt ' - ; &l bring '.They arrested a famons swindler ; i Hi .'i That the Republicans will try to i;, Ulints'tOLhe hasn't sold ' the" make (., K jir.y tat reduction "the semion's yet.'"", main business, not ohly 'for hs own News frpivi I'ris. Minister there sake but to drown out other talk. That the Democrats .will dispute tin married "SfcOOO coujiles. ' And he ' i f'.ill at large.' . the validity of EfpuHlicaj tecon-amclaims; that they'll raise the tariff clause ; that they think they've C'aJian tmtnlgration may t Lis Is bad. IlowwUlCan-"- u gained a bit of ground In recent IId". months anfl will fight tike hitke empty b'otdes tacit? ' htk jth T. get: road. ' STRENGTH r - lawmakers lyshplsl? '.Charles Reynaii4. ' Dough. burnd at sight In Florida, news from all frrts pf ihe tonntry. flouU It .vis warm nongh tt conflicts somewhnt, according to rvinff', Bfrald." back' the section from wticb. the lawmaker who. brings it comes, as well Euijdafg who (tot some Jewels In as with his personal and political 'f trUown, X W.Tjdldn't tarry. sympathies and prejudices. The tais ious parts,' groups and blocs . hire ' man who made 115,000,000 In thetr plans for the winter pretty ;M1 Street gels bl eietclse running Well laid. From all this hodge-podg- e '' here are some of the Impressions I p columns of flgnres! - im absent-mindeThe t'nlted States mint makes It Jin a ' irraveysrd in .Worcester, first. It's up to us to make it last. Prove man was .seen walking down tbe street the other Hay wearing a Ennland, is a slab over the grave of Iri fistoiry, puzzled spresKioRrL'rMtu tavestiga- - a departed auctioneer bearing the ' A Proto woman admits that,1to ? Awa single word "oGne.' : her, among all delightful sounds, found co4 Norsemen tbe sound of somebody else doing sturdy Dil hoswas. soffident Ever to taken the Goldberg the dishes ranks among the highest. pital one day and a diagnosis develop marvelous jstnen : We know a man In Provo showed to lx) suffering "from smallKIO- - MS HAD A BLUE 6AN0AV4A that has " K pox. been married ten years and doesn't and endurance.: OVER THt LOME-- PAt7TOF HIS "Send for a priest !M he moaned. look a older did he than the day 6ROERCO HAO "30Sf. fACE, "A priest queried the doctor. day he was married; he looks m t& -ham05 "Ton mean the Rabbi, don't you T twenty years older. v iki The' "No!" yelled Goldlierg. "Do you vmhem he; V2 is cod&rer il tik think I houid want to give tne A want ad asks tot "a statistical DOOF?, WE OOWT 5H00T.AT Jhrived , smallpox to the Rabfiir pf young lady ef pleasing personality." '"The JOST It should be easy for anyone to fig-ar- e in the iorm of ri: SAtO TO HIM MOW WOO Jews item in "the" daily papers : - v-- L, I that one out. tasty cteani; f rs. Jack" IVtnpsey, formerly CrlT ' AMO THEW .V4ERE; V - - r Estelle Taylor, the movie; actress, ' Give a man enough rope, and,' BcrffA CrOME BEFORE ; !i. . . ..Mi. ' stated yesterday that she, hid no Wilford 8tubbs says, be will smoked i- i. .. m1 . RtALlTEO WHAT ' , objection to' .Jack's ''proposed fight himself to death. , j WAS .HAPPENSMCt. T hine-tnonth- tranrc. jj- ybii leave town think for a few days sqnie'one won't say : . Maybe no; but Jack's not IrliitiV; "Well, I certulidy am enjoying his fighting solely for the fun, never has vacation." appealed to Dempsey. He declined to meet the Hun ; claimed exemption Before ihe Artakeiing. in a shipyard at some twenty bucks Of troubles, .connubial, 'jars and a day.. Fighting without "compensav divorce, tion" isn't Mr. Dempscy's i. way. This, we believe, is the frukfuU-- c Purses less than half a million bp est source ; . will skillfully evade. " Jack's a synA man falls in love with a dimple onym for money; when Jack fights,' or curl, " h .. jack must be paid. ' Then foolishly marries the entire - g , to interfere.'';. proper for-mLuther Burbank oulVl?' the "Fighting," so says Mrs. Dempsey", "is Jack's only stock ' in trade and thanks of the wo'rld'if he Vuild in 1 wouldtiVattk him not to, lest he vint a nioiuIi nuimitiltn. .' be --BY WILUAMS Oio WASHINGTON Congress will i open Id a few days now. This is the QWh. Senators and representatives aterttinR. - Aepent the first cjll- - are arriving fast So are the reprejjot the third. sentatives of numerous private, cor.PFTEX, . MISSPELLED ' ' porate and other . Interests, with KYNOTM8 KIrc, b'laio, flame, axes to be groVujtl. Hotel kbl)les are . m .,- 1, . Republican Tax Reduction Plans to OUT OUR WA- YBe Smoke Screen DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W, L. Gordon ji.nacratlun, inrk, ' So live that whvtt -.ti , m j'.nr'iii.,. y j'. ,n ,,1 in. with Harry Wills. "Fighting ,4s It seems, snaps W. C, lycra, that Jack's business," said Mrs. Demp-sey- , women are harder to keeptn,,cfoyea "and I hardly think it, weojd now jthan ever before. y'-- , off than they were, are hot very weh it newr will Tirnt there will be a tremendous fitisfled yet ' That religious ' , antngonlsms row over aviation. . y !" half-hou- r, . 1 - .. i.. im tion, it transpired that he had been delegated by his better hulf to do the day's marketing umd had ut a for the tircliin good Porter House,. lu,.Dtder- - to secure a bit of steak, A. wwwet. - University "inri1 ri'iiri. jinnwtijuji- - on epardl f Vi fft fcriliiV |