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Show :wi n?o NOmiEER 4, 1923 T1IE EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY. NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMT.IENT TIMELYJDIJORIAI-- S WASHINGTON NEWS 'J0 a THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper. AauUlabed except tchii aa a Weekly la ISMi dally. toTUS? tow Bjornlnj; rural jsoruac Baurdif, and 8andiy - trj moralnf except JPnUUahed I mro, la Um HYMES-- mn v ',' Herald boiUlnfc W Booth ITrat Wast street. Monday. Utah, Entered M Soeesd tUM matter Sit. H. Eornlbrook Qonnar iutstnu at fa tettofflea la Pw Pta.J. ..PabHsber ............. ,...,.- Rainess Office, Telephone UteriJ IUasTfjpfceas- Member Called Pre Ken ServiJe and N. E. A. Berrfea. Only dally newspaper la DUh sooth of Salt Ukt City lamstclr. -uletioa of any aewspuper la ran outside Salt Lake City aad OfM. ' BIBStlUITlON. XEgMS DcHTesedTif carrier, per month ...... :w '7ra by carrier, per year, In advance.. t Utuiwrad b mall la Utah eounty. per year, 4a advance. outside Utah --county, per Tear, ;)eilTered by mall to United-Stat- e, r - National Parks y things our national government ever did was to establish the, big national parks in the west. For years these great acres of land have been held as ' One of the wisest playgrounds for all America,' barred from exploitation by jrivate individuals, kept free for any citizen who cares to W& visit them.-'-; You hear much criticism of Dr. Il obert Work, secretary of the interior, in the wes. But before you accept it, look veil to the motives of the people who are voicing it. . . Isn't it just possible "that Dr. Work's insistence on our national parks against encroachments by private LnterestsJias stirred up some of this antagonism? Dr. Work has defendedftheTparks. And th is no small j ' -- ':' "' tlElU ; eafe-'fuafdi- ' ; ... ' .' ; Rooms this-tearwe- i f'l 8o-ut- , WORDS OFTEN M1SUE1 Don't say "the enormity of ; tue Pay "i'iiurniounness. ImUdiag." , Knormity means at rorliy. OKTEN MlKPBONOUXCEDIJe-- ' moMlize. Irincmiice the. "e as in he," the "o" as in "no," accent '' '. "o." Elixir. OFTEN MISPEUXi SYNONYMS? Particle atom; ele- Iment, grain, m!t. lota, tolecule. word WOUD STn)Y,Tse. ihrH! times and it is j.on'ra." !L"t ub our vocalulHry by umster-iiii- r onA word each day. Today's word: fN FELICITY; the state of Wait unhappy. "Mnrrlase Ixni of r;al love 4ii free from Infelicity ' iim-eus- CHARLES Outbursts of Everet True - -- By Condo ng O'i" , ' under stand, the proud new homeowner quits using hla handkerchief U dust tbe floor and woodwork after each meal, and let hla wife do duatclota. It with WASlflNGTON The adininisfra- In LU."' 00 HAT .". ." r TMC , ' ' Hundreds of Circulators But Only One Heatrola Looks L'ke -- a Phonograph l'ses Uo More iFuel Than Ordinary Heater. Dixon-Taylor-Iiuss- just laffed' and laffed 'causa it war'nt m qnarter. It was just a tin cap off a pop bottle. To ere are nimdrcds or imitations en tlie market. - The heatrola 'he orinaL WItfi all Us important new rirf ulating features patented I by the U. S. GovernnKttt, Heatrcla gtands alone, . t Co. ell m PROVO . "THE SPRINGVILLE ONE-PRIC- V HOUSE' E NEPHI PAYSON .Just to, Juake an farmer feel at home, James E. Daniels thinks; tractors ought to have a ht mounts his iron "borscH" simps Samuel Biddulph, think of the 4 Kyrou Dastrup soys fools ruisb In. tall to switch in fly time. Salvation is free but the delivery hairpin maker. ... .. where wise men fear to wed. j charges on It are heavy... t A friend M mine says that a cerA rsire day In June lias nothing You enn keep a tain Prove banker is so .' man down? Ifyou- think business Vi8.poor, ou t rare stenk. v - , . ward Jackson, Hoosier ((overuor. AdiiiliilstrBtlon" men thoakht the death of Inditiift' lHmm'ratlc senator, Samuel MY Khlston, would strengthen. thein' In the npper horts. Vow they're. afrnid' Jackson's choice of .Arthur ltMiohin.snn to fill the- vncancy niitll the-- 192G election will Do'ubtlesa weaken Jhein liistcail. Robinson will lie sn ndnilliistrntlnn sup)Hrter while ho lasts, but what will I his npjxilntmont's effect at the 'nils next year? ('(infusing, to say the least, Is the Kcueral verdict. g d lie jiersplre ., . ' ' ' j . , Plenty of folks have good aim in life but, Joe Miller, says a kit of taenfiieYer ?nll the trigger. r. ! . ""'I' II " i ! nn H.IIUH,.H.I.IIM r 111 11111111 I ,11 I. , , I. lUl.l.lLII .. I. ... - ' ' ' 1..., "l,."i il tiH i Jt takes a lot of f ujiny people to complete the world. Yesterday we saw a man, of his own free, will and accord, purchase a piece of rhubarb pie. Ye we don't like rhubarb pio. opportunity to improve Hie situation, neither faction? does nothing toward What was wanted and looked uniting them and rKThajis creates a for from Jackson was an npixtUit-thir' ment celcuinted to bring the factions The impression prevails .here together, Much- - Watson's .'prosias-rstha- t he delilieroteiy chose a weak ' i ' I and land 9 Itepublicau permanently sister,, pollttciilly, with an' eye to. Iteiorts have reached here of In the other Indiana eimte 8.uc.hls owii chances nekt year. fnctiortul 'trouble in he picked a man so the ul won't get much backing from Wash. Civilization is coming right along. 4 . con anslety .ministration ..hears who suits ington. You can buy almost any kind of food cerning the 1928 chance of Senator , . iVatsuii,.jt iaiu4i(lttio4.1u4 for jiqw. Ytlon. With Italston's d(lh came an All the wtnrld is a Hinge. Act now. ' TOM SIMS SAYS '. The Heatrola heata 3 to 6 rooms and with no more fuel than tite old faslumtcd stove requincd, It is a beautiful piece of furniture, .See It! v - '; . Me and Maw and Taw came to. town last year 'an as we was trapxIn'doWa"4he main strecrvtrPw he saw soraethln bright in the middle of the road. ' Paw say a It looks like a quarter to him and run out ter pick it uj an' just as he was antoopin' ter pick It up a big truck run over and kjlt him. Maw and 1 cliw thrtmijli at Ed is mild . ... KNOW " The Heatrola ij - i1 : l Um 1 1 Am I descended from a' mon:"'.. key, mat I dare say, but I'm not aure, I've father's njever met any of your , people. Farce. . Tli'iik of 16,000 cubic feet of warm moist air being circulated through your house every hour! Think of ewry room, upstairs and down, being cozily comfortable, no matter how cold the weather. f careful and remain successful only so long as they arq careful j. NEA Service Writer.. ': tt 4 Men become succeasbul by being e isL. " . V - W i Provide;Furnace Comfort " For This Winter Cmson is hot certain' whether be was bit by an automobile r a street car, but he Is certain it waa something bard. ; DO ' a fnodam Not bow the Kaatrola barmonixea witb'the furnishings boms,fcIt it a bandaomt piecs ot furniture, aa ornament to any parlor. -r- 8TEWAUT. V. 1). -- ir ( Y 1 4 - . . 6, , 5 Indiana Governor Looking Wistfully ; Towards Senate ByW.L.Vordon 2 ad . DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH Heats1 ( V, , .. -J - l the leadership in Senator Borah is appealed of the law under which the Countess about the 'bringing repeal t rr tooa ; A,. J nAmt.u FlrulKf )." tu uus muuuj, iyvuuwvoo rvaraiyi.was ueiueu huhiiiuuiub Senator and or greatly modified, the law ought tobe repealed, Borah is a good one to get it done. But the very fact of this appeal again illustrates the abr surdly jinrepresentative character of our present organization of congress. Senator Borah Is appealed to as the leader of the opposition, which he is And a leader of the opposition Is & useful functionary, in any government. The absurdity f our system is that this leader ot trie opposition is onucauy . v e leaaer 01 vne par ly which iic uiwainK. I And it is not an accidental or exceptional aberration ot usual resuttTSeiiofity svstem.lt is its nofmaTand not 6f the present,. but of the representatives, ijringsjforward . , - CAT " HIT AND RUJJ Small mlBds aiaka wUtaaca; ; Sometimes, as I traverse the town, pursuing wealth and lil nUsde make small onea. fme, a locoed driver runs me down, and musses up my frame j 2 yiew such otions with a frown and say tliey ar Another reaMB tbe radio will a ehame.. But if the driver stop' 'his boat and hastens to never take tne 'place ot 4 Bewapaper, he my side, t0 spe if, has'spoiled my coat, to note if I have , L. E. Bartlttt, la that yon died, I feel tHat he Js not remote from decency fcmf pride. snnpa lelUnd a radio act at' tbe ran t bide, JSometiBielje JiftSTjfeo his car from all the paving stones. ana seeKs a surgeon, near and far, to set my busted bonea, , breakfast table wben yon don't want at par, in kkidand feeling tone. is talk yqiur wife jnd'ihe'UpaylIlbills He gathers up my damaged hat, my trusses andmy stas, which condlct' calla for my tresured flask of anti-fa- t They aat together on fhe aofa and wish him happy, admired tbe' new engagement rlug. praise; and I forgive. a man like that, days, Butiow and then some reckless swain upsets me She looked at the diamond net and .with his car.; he climbs my person with his wain, and cov. : My, John, lan't It cloarr whispered ers me witlr tar; he does not heed my shrieks of pain, but "Only two more paynunta, dear," speeds to scenes afar. .There is no crime in all the list be replied. 1 , i i. more prone to make us quail ; there is no meaner man; I t wist, in aD Can't study In the fall, vale; he should be 'sentenced, I To knock a fellow4)ein Ootta play football. insist, to ninety years in Can't study in the winter, flat, hard byjthe marts of tradej to spoil for keeps his Sun; Gotta play basketball. day hat, and break his shoulderblade, and then go whizz Can't study la the aprljig, ing like a bat front" out the realms of shade! This villain Gotta play fcaaeliall. down-sanhits are passing hick, he sticks him flees j the d Cant study la jtbe summer, heart of one who'll pull this trick is made of moldy cheese : h - Gotu girt. his head is wrong, his sick withseme-uneeuthr-.fdisease. After .six or dgbt months, we " Faulty System to to take -j- OFFICE '"mason. V , The; WALT H0'm He Did. , Here lies the body of Ollie Pldd) Ua thought ha wouldn't skid, 'But be did! . v : a. They-canne- The Height of Futility President Goolidge wears a pair of spurs when d s OUT OUR WA- -- nfiF WILLIAMS t Keep out of troultle. It is verv dis concerting to learn how few friends reai'y have. There are orchestras with on'y four or five pieces, but they sound tin. . is if they-wer- One thing taught by experience is thnt you can't always learn Ierience. by ex- - . MOTHERS WH MA Watch for symptoms of worms in children. These parasitoa are tltf great destrrijcrs of child life-It you nave reason to think your child has worms, act quickly. Give the little one ,a dose or two of White's Crcnui Worms cannot exist where this mid successful remedy is used. It drives out the worms and jestorcs the rosy hue of lienlih to babv ihwkK Price 35c . Sold by Iled- iulst Irog Co, Adv. yr . Aein-i'iige- time-trie- d . Absence from church was a crime in the seventeen lb century. Now it la merely a custom. - " ' HOAE v 1 'i" Ceo -- r D4ill.t-LieUN TO BE ' v n,krr aNW-- .1;.:. Ci or-- r k cr -. r. iC- KNOW ED I HCiME - Ita. His SE2 f V40 Mose- - Got (- 1 ir 1 DOMT Avi Grr -- EM TV J VNOKAT ftR AftW S A Bid QEPnAlSMUKfij J All 6rf Mom? ' I "TORvJ! 3M.OMW 1 I HVll JlNl. 1W w ' - SJ' RrOETH' GOK1K1A First hjwolro ,' ' J JT4 '(Xt--rt. Z But noboay will page the greatsleuth to follow the plain tracks in the above photograph V It's a , picture study of the great merchandising truth of t he present century. t , ' , -- The merchant who sells inferior merchandise, ,or who asks a long price for the goois which he offers for sale, knows better than4o4uyvertisingHspa prefers darkness to the cold light of newspaper publicity. He is either afraid of competition or is still laboring under the jmpression that ninety per cent of the buying public are mind readers; that theyknow just what he is offering for sale and will follow their mental "hunch! to his place of business. ' The public however has been educated to newspaper methods. They follow the advertisements It's their buying guide andtheir merdiandising bible. ; If a firm is not represented frequently in the a columns of their local paper, th ey wonder why. "Is this partic ular merchant afraid of daylight competition?" asks the newspaper reader, "or does he still cling to the old fashioned idea tHat a customer is personal property," '. ;i Are your customers wonderingwhy?-- 1' ;;TT mer-chandisi- ng , . and tit prrr mtrnm HORSiSACH.' oUiusaOASL -- Tfwritm OM YStHEft' ralstom m the paramount A JAMES CRUZE PflOOUCTlON t.warOt t-.Vies- Ho ! . r rrr-T- F 1 |