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Show evening iisaAtix riiil)AY;ii3 OUT OUR WAT ---- ---- FcDll IUD TH2 HERALD by the BeteJAConKiratloa, fMbUab a, ut to rn, vu. Mr. w. Bt, K. C Rodgar. SJ!T .4 Fatae fcfltatrlal Barrio. jKtf viM nwm ; sirtpp .?''.,,. 7 .. M 1 ;A fy w4 lixtun Tb , wofbtor, poor kM, Zauchtr UJlm cW wport. wtj to; reeem not yonr oe MOM.UC. B y m ana a wtr win h 4-county. 40 -- t the noatfe; to the 'mbcriptJoi tsans-- By carrier . phonea-f- eu- hia owb. tfcM bu bofj M of 69 not with thoM of Tky MCMMrUy, icolocbi It ttaa. U '.77 r (tor tea ' CAO. He ackool vary pVU tm hottn E '-i- n """'''' - rat; rhis' thoughts urns: ; . -- ' -- , would, be de- The novelty and thrill from hop-o- n if lightful: And, hanged she wasn't delighted, ' J finish! . dotted bide, 'The trass is bright green, the sky.a lovely v -- here and there wjtn puiows 01 wmte ciuuu, nu ft R Mf. bravelv strides across the an4 full rmm" some starting field, secretly full of pride at ones during. But, ZZdI the pride oozes, as you approacn me inuw say, that the only nierce looking goggles and hear some one were lost in ft fog ill is And, feared yoa be to fog. Zlhirig last night! However, it Is too late to run for r3IainSt,-enland so, you follow wife through a little opening into Zhorae; affair which they call their mosquito-lookin- g ahe the insides art. so neat, Really, plane. express living-roocomfortable appearing, that you. settle into a 0f t seat, with color returned to your pale cheeks and a rather -sickly ttniie 01 courage iumea upon wue, wim wiwwb jruu uiu, . rtfterelore, promptly giggles. ..Br-r-Somebody's using a rivetingjjammer on your rardruras. Squeak, crack, bumpety bump! The pilot has hit tree or the city hall. No, "We're already a thousand feet rupl", chortles wife and the eight other passengers surely are houses, farms, Sneering at you. Well, you're up there.with rjstreams and hills diziyly whizzing past below you, and you nhink of the good old office chair and what a comfort hard ZXxk is compared to luxury and idleness a mile high and going of a. minute. But, wife fairly Cat a mile tn bubbles with deTightrLook1 Look i" he is --everlastmgiy the 2Lhrkking, when one wants to clOBe his eyes and make ' pother passengers feel that he is hardened and asleep.. Swoo-oop- ! Oh Lord! it's come-- a tail spin! "Round 2anrf round, like a wounded duck, to crash ft shapeless pulp upon the solid earth, or something equally as hard. "You ITsee" explains wife, "we struck a strong head current and the pilot swerved, and we're now going 170 miles an hour. Isn't' care. Your mind and Sit just a scream T! But, you don't emotions tlood circulation are atrophied, finer paralyzed, all feeling dead, save the rasping of. your heart, as it rushes lip, ; down from your stomach yourAdam's ftppld. jlind Hike tme of those iew Yerki . - Yee-uiumpT Elevators label "42nd Floor Only." Wife days we are making beautiful, gradual descent to the Los Angeles landing depot. And, somehow, feeling old and empty, you find your feet firm on Mother Earth and you want to lie down and kiss earth Er ;it was wife's Idea. ... . y box-lik- e, r3-motor- ed m r! 0r ? .15 how oo he BOXXARO PROVOCATIOk'S we cior nwe ioca FROM - WtlXwOCr - A ' (Copyright 138) Heady, folks! Mara lbs Ma students at ttaa Yeaag aalve. stty graduated ate bag agai, Hooray! Tha cooafery to saved gala! . BiO- - EKeOOOri "T'.EAT, tor o' oilers s Does HE, VJHO FtGOER TfWiKiCrlb read! almost exTinct fut- --jk HlD& OUT, AT -- ' '. My aaetfcet aimpty ' girL shelf-educat- for-mul- a, doni-boo-h- OHMIQAWSCH! Why Is the biggest mountain the youngest why does tha ocean get saltier? --tme. Why are' we depressed when we get below aealevel and exhilarate wbea We climb mountains T .. . Why does thinking about a aore thumb make that thumb sorer? Why Is It that the dominant mas never leave a dominant son? In Sukatu, Japa'nr a most unusu al happening., recently occur d, Why coal In the arctic circle? when a little Japanese girt waa Why tonsils? These question cannot be an struck by a ' falling meteorite. In swered by formulae; yet they are all recorded history, such an occontentment In the -- environment curence has only happened one. w happen to occupy. although metorites arc ' strlkatigj The poor, kid; I am sorry for her Hotner aimosi consianuy. but there Is not a darn thing i caa Fortunately, the pebble from the do about it, except to provide en heavens waa only a "ny one, and ergy and cash to promotj the 1- struck the child a glancing blow. lasioa for abme years-ye- t Otherwist It would have killed her Son to smarter; anything worth Inntantlv Tha Jananeaa mother . parrot SCIENCE akio iue bookworm. wt ma xmnci ic - -- ' Why win men pay $ a quart for bootleg booze when they cab. buy a bottle of carbolic add for 23 cents?. "Nervousness" Sometimes Mistaken For Disease , - "- By DR. MOB&IS Editor Journal ' . National Press Club at Washing- toa bars MussoHnL A Deuce of a note! . . Nothing in tha world makes a man madder than to forget to re move hi wrist watch before taking a bath. 1- The Bobber - 2 - ; Ifs Character, MOWITAIKOUS REGION LAUDED SUICIDE LEAVES DETROIT .... , ItlURDER MYSTERY UNSOLVED - "Swelling" TODAY'S DEFINITION to one whs can An remember when father need to old-tim- er j f sharpen htosteak I 0 - m tb4 knife e sole of his shoe. , ' Some 'summer hotel are so stingy even skim ths cream off tha top of the condensed milk tin. - that they In ths cool. Invigorating atmosphere of the mountain states. We also feel that we are furthering better business conditions by thlt campaign' because Increased tourist travel mean Increased business for Elementary - and advanced courDes ordination . a n ' . , pantomine. Dance for grace,, health" and poise.', everyone" DR. MARTIN LEAVES SUMMER ; TERM . Dr. Martin, head of the Toung university agronomy department, will leave Friday night for Sab' Francisco, California, where three-da- y he Will attend session of the Society of Western AgronoT.-L- ' mists, ' " co in rhythm, . June 14 to July 21 MILDRED LEVMS HINCKLEY - of Dancing' School , lingers make pretty good salaries but still Issue a falsa nots ; here and there. '. ,' Som , 80V, No. ' .' " Speaking; thaMlirtckl conventions, yeui'ean't lafwayb open up a deadlock; with kxyncrta. ' U.-Ate,- ; Phone 1167 n " a K AWBiERN PRODUCT MADE BY mid-weste- - i eo!- -- Cma .- .: Ja . WESTERN dec-iterati- on rthat PEOPLE In Smoking it : J . n r r. '.. ' in rss Auto Livery Fireside Fun g. Observations TThe or -- TlilPANOGOS LINES sun-roo- m . vi wv-.ii- ! 7 A. Eat right, if 90a wish to live long, propper and enjc LTe to the very lirjoit. Yoa don' have to go 00 a restricted dkt or eat tisjrtn you do not ore for. There are tare ind score of delia'oua, v . d it ' fl camera, t-- There Vl'ae never te her spowse hath said: were ao films IB for yoa. tbw camera. S. He "I work my flarers off 1 be thanks? I get ' his dldat bare camera wtth hiss. . Mr. Dope will . snap a picture of tha convenUoa Advice to young couples contemwhich; will he rushes to Provocation by special kiddie kar, plating matrimony: Dont in time for our big Christmas edi- , Art Shannon. tion next December. p! it, ..1 1l I lemesfcber, I rtaiwsahrr. The days of tong age, CONVENTION PICTURES the alogaa ef ear Prove ' Wbea DELAYED! Waa 'Watch the City Grew!" This to Mr. FaU- " er Dope, Provoeav A hick town t one which hasn't a ttoBa poUtleal exgasoline station of ByaantiB. pert at Kama CHy single architertura. wbe wires that ha Florentine ..... waa unable to forWonder what happens when a ward a phot of man weight 100 pounds gets tbe KepabUeaa eosv sick who and loses 110 pounds In veatioa for the fol: . . ' lowing reaaoas; i. weight? ; ' He forgot t press Uvea there a wife wUk the bo&oa of the , flSHBEIX but differ from the average peref the Xmericaa son's conception of what he calls Medical Association and of Hygeia, "nervousness." Ths person with aeurasthenla or nervous weakness toe Health MagaabM, to likely to be depressed most of the The human brain is undoubtedly time and to complain a great deal ' one of tha most complicated and about it intricate constructions of which He seems to have lost most of his scientists have any knowledge. Interest In life, has frequent headthree-quarte- rs Fortunately most of us are born aches and digestive disturbances, structure In '" with this wit'lP. w mm. re oqarrres anq u"es.w4i fairly good does not sleep wen, cares little' school Is just the bunk; that boy covered the warm meteorite, which working order and capable of "de- - about work and sometimes even baa' bo pride in "scholarship." less about play, prefers not toxert the turned over to scientists at the fvelopment gome children are born without himself, and gets Irritable on slight It waa found Waseda University. to be a meteorite, certainly enotgh, any mentality at alL pthers have provocation. Experts are agreed that there Is although quite tiny. How far 'it portions of the brain that fall to Shop fell or from whence, will, of course, develop. StiU others have degen- such a thing as hereditary prediserative disease that attack tha tis- position to nervousness. Under never be known. --- , juthouifh. he Vs perfectly bald and Over In Signor Mussollais land sues of the nervous system and average conditions of life most peoraooth-fsee- d tJrUh UmMn always is one of' the finest and moet' re- gradually bring about deterioration. ple bear up fairly welL Those with orders a s?iave, haircut, rtvampoo markable scientific Institutions' tn As a result of these actual changes 'the weaker nervous constitutions go and massage, because he likes e the world. It is the Zoological in the makeup of tha nervous sys- to pieces under the stress. noora, la tha barber chair. Stations et Napk-s-, .to which men tem there are not only cases of Sometimes disease coming on durSome boy, last Bight, made the ef science from every nation go for kUoey and varying degrees of feeb- ing life serves to weaken the strucboss mad by taking the sign "Every unusual research activities '"In lemindedness, but also all sorts of ture of ths nervous system to such of body activities an extent that disease is mors likething Cot.th Hair from tha front marine loology. 1 - v.; ; i k ! disturbances ' ' of a bargain .store next door, and The Naplca Station Is open, to whfch' depeitdaff 'Integrity of the ly to develop. Pl-uOther factors ef importance In-hanging' it In front of the barnei scholars of all countries and n ex- brain structure for their continued fatigue, faults of education, pense is spared to make the scien- performance.'. shop. The conditions that have been tludeenvironment early In lift and, who knows tist's studies in any particular subProf Dlggendelve, nearly everything, says trouble be- ject completely exhaustive. An en- described art true nervous diseases, last of all, worry. gins when girls smoke clgarets not tire fleet of boats is maintained to which may be wanted at tha Stago all over the Mediterranean If tion. Huge wisely but too well. . ; 7SaJSr bless keep fresh water necessary In quest of flora or funua tn thousandspumps of tanks, where milThen, by somebody ; ''Ladies and gents, a perfectly fine lions of captive sea dwellers live, trip, in 2 hours, 28 minutes. A record, I believe I" r for all ths world. Identically as they It is said that, when ft drowning man Is going down for would live in the freedom of their the third time, a vision of all his life's sins flashes across his native waters. A complete library and all the tools of the trade, also mind. Two hours and 28 ninutes of visionlng is plenty, and aas st the scientists.' ' more. , , .When the thermometer hovers , around ninety and the hundred And, behold I there's wife,- over there, working her way! folks in the hot middle states . through the crowd to cinch reservations for our return trip N ATUUELAND 1 mark, turn their thoughts toward a cool God husbands in air a time likrthis. DETROIT When, Dr. Frank R. help flying Sby express! vacation somewhere. Loomis took his own life recently To these vacation ,seekers; the are Naturalists that the agreed " Gontlneneal Oil company has exby turhmg on the gas lets in his ' IS most world snak i poisonous an InvlUtion to visit ths cool Not ifllcs, he bequeathed to the Dethe cobra and . the ' most .vicious. ten,ed Mountain troit police one of the most pusregions thlt sumRocky Is home In His L J India, southern mer. This Invitation as it In the form To snub or not to snub? That's the question. Whether hing mysteries they have ever had and An the China Malay Islands. of a neajepaper campaign, extolling that probably; will - re-it were better to continue as the public pet and victim bf mainmystery is a cobra angry shuddering sight the virtues of mountain vacation unsolved. A full grown cobra is 10 to 12 feet the curious to the point of nervous wreckage; or to go abblit The forever lands and the national parks. This mystery is this: who killed become he When infuriated, advertising runs .throughout the long. one's own business with the circus effects cut pyt; Maybe, Dr. Loomis1 wife, Grace Burns s.n In hs throws himself upright summer In a list of Llhdy has decided it, by, for and of himself, just as he flew Loomis, la- ths sun parlor of their po Hon and strikes, at once. He newspapers with a combined circu home on tha evening of Feb. 22. to Paris. . onto his victim and screws lation of more than a million. hangs , 1927?,. .' his teeth around, with the result Amarillo, Tex., is still boiling over its Globe editors Free road maps are offered aad Acquitted that he makes a horrible wound. through the advertising that Lindy snnbbed tho city officials and newspapers. Accswd 'and prosDr. Ijobmla had been accused of Meanwhile, his Tangs are emitting pective vacationists are Invited Ho Police protection is asked for .the editor and reports are rife the murder. He .was arrested, poison. He Is so deadly, because write for them. That the Lindy has done such snubbing elsewhere. Lindy hasi brodght to trial and acquitted a he leaves so much venom In thi is a success Is attested campaign by ths 'act . a UtUa less than year ago. wound. Death sometime follomi that thousands of "swelled head, declares, the editor, and the maybr oufly j are beInquiries ' In Tve minute and nearly always Of course, there were those who corroborates.' received each week and huning " "-f within 24 hours, V heads over that acquitdreds of maps ara dispatched every For many months, Lindbergh has risked his health and ibook their couldn't actually prove "They day in response to these requsta. Z: life. in being "the big show" at pretty nearly every Important tal. "Bom days," says C C. Winter, anything do him. but" That was ' I point on the continent.. If ever a head were justified to being the sort of comment one heard. I manager of the Continadvertising Room . killed him"swelled" his is ental Oil. company, "we receive and Moreovcrf his is a head that is, prob- - And when Dr. Loomis fill requests for a many bs 4300 recently, leaving a note addresabty, sick of receptions. ktiwtowing,,aftd public ; palaver. But,: self "A young lady," began a low autompbile road maps, and no 'Oblsed to the police which said: "WithZZ "swelled head" is not what ails him. voiced smoker, 'who had been point-a- d igation is Incurred by those who rein 24 hours an article will be pub' He is a young man ex- out as a "big gun" la the rail- quest them. Our sole idea Is te injust entering a business career and lished In a Detroit newspsper ZZ his time and strength cannot be given to tlublic' exhibitions pktmHtr this action on my part road business, "stopped In a drug crease tourist travel and encourage store where I was buying some people to visit the Rocky Mountain pleas be paueni wnn of himself, to please city officials or anybody els. He lands aatii then it was taken for granted that candy, not long ago. region and our national parka Our in a city unheralded and flies away upon his business when me," confession would be a death-be"Have you any green lipstick? theory is that we are accomplishing he gets ready: and, it is safe to opine that he is wflUngly forlhcommg. But It was not she asked the clerk, a dual purpose. First we feel that to have such conduct called "snubbing" by anybody feeling Jusfbeforc his death Dr. Loomis Above Is Dr. Frank K. Loomis, who -- What?' he asked" astonished. we are doing a real favor to resi'hot-bel- t' mailed the Detroit News a state- remmrttrd sarirtdA, aad below is "What on earth do you want with dents of ths by that way about ; ;l" ment af the reasons for his suicide. Mrs. Loomis, murder-vtrtlV to spend a vacation them green lipstick Inducing is Lindbergh ' very strong character. In his lidnareQe Ii It he reiterated his Innocence, By NEA Service " "Well, I don't mind telling you,' ' of unprecedented receptions he never showed the slightest He said that the police had "houndA rail replied the .young lady. not would did ed" the in? murderer that "swelled of him: He , road engineer has a data with me A head." gossips get eyinptom has bearun a business career. that his Dr. Loomis swore the sunroora lomgni ana a nine worried ZZ Hp will know every bolt, gearing and control of hU newlwsi-Z- Z stop talking about him; been ruin- shades were up when he left the about his nerve'"- had practice career. He will have his compass, chart and Wowletfge' professional of was tired bouse. ha and being when Loomis Tet ifrs. ed, that of the fogs, air pockets and other dangers of his new career. pointed out as "the man they think waa found they were drawn. A body tele5 passanfirer to 30 pascommitwas 80 he wife." killed his He hops off, alone, on his. own plans and" will disregard all phone, upset, lay on the floor b bulctde. Dr.. (Family side her. Loomis said he tried interference witk his successful landing fa the business ting senger cars for rent any to call police when he found tbt Murderer's Note ZZ field the same Lindbergh who hopped to Paris, a. fellow time. . dowa "Just 'out The note, somehow sounded found the telephone something," put body, but who cannot benattered or bullied out of being himself. It didn't seem like the sort of order. And here the records of pleaded hit loutor. "Write down the telephone exchange bear his invth'ng rou can, and we'll get f note a murderer would writs. Regular trips to Provo But It left the question who story out. For about 20 minutes you through somehow- or other, and ' Canyon, Geneva, Timpan-ogo- s And the that night- - the Loomis phone wss left his pupil to It 1ld AI11 Mrs. Loomis? He sat there for two hour jras-'- ; nor the ' police study ft, the far- reported out of commission. Loop. " at the. virgin paper before him. ther do they get from a logical Weapoa Never Found Solid South will split on relirion" advises, an answer. Then dowa he word "Dem the The weapon that killed Mrs. put We Go Anywhere ' : Alabama Democratic boss. If she. does, youH see every Later on his tutor cam up to Mrs. Loomis' body was found on Loomis was never found. The doe-t1 . democratic gnost since Jackson doing airwane stunts in the floor of the sun room of their told a coherent story which him mors In sorrow than In anger. in the Scenic West . rfenriitinn w "We can't pass you," he said home. She had been clubbed te could not be broken down by cross- 1 ' Dr. was found by "You've It examination. The Jury apparently death. The body spelled Loom la when he returned from' a found him worthy of belief. His wrong." Answers. an. about p. friends insisted from the first that : Saith a Wldwest editor: "Dear .Poet Contributor, your walk AH door were locked. A Dr. Max Mason, former presihe was innocent BUS poem, spring naroinger,- is rejected; not because it isn't Wftidow was broken; but It had And that ts the way the ease dent of the University of Chicaeo Taut because your harbinger groundhog proved been broken from the inside, pieces stands today. If Dr. Loomis killed announces that he see no Utopii good verse E. B. PARRY, Rep. of the glass littering the lawn. Dr. her, would he not have admitted It ahead right now. It probably will . roaiseii a uar, inree montns ago. 159 West Center Loomis said he had given his wife In his lart speech before going to b several year "before there are 1100 before going for a walk, and his Maker?. If a fcrowler did ft enough a&ta in the street ears for ; TROVQ ; - . ' all of us. expressed the belief that some how did he get In the house? Who killed Mrs. Orace Loomis? Mrs Marie Laromarsino has died. t floimv fttlif. Tn Ifti prowler had entered the house, kill Phone 730 i 4 . . . nnllf - A Who remember the aid days ed her and taken the money . Tet . Thjk TWrrvLt it . r utiitvti ?octor ; but, sh left Ho fSffiSrkJ three f valuable rings on hvr fingers the question ever will be auwrJ when a candidate feared that his were uitflucbei. Furthermore, iuwli1 watuig ter luiifcevity to that. campaign fund would h too tain? -- OPEM ' ba yelto: Stop tt, ysa! that Tba wheat I Hry! Owtorieaxlm era gradaas peak my kiddie kar, tram a year caa always get Job It wears my saoecips thra. She to a tiarslmnatoa aard. - . asakea me bawl; Bar Lri Geo Gee, who owns a set of Sb baaviewpoint aad tove for aatare arj , 1m a ths Harvard Classics, says sns MobtC AM Oil lOEEi ? Or THE ROAD pole-vault- er VMOCvEO OFF ? teacher and aha Idolliaa her mother tbougVabe baa the temperament or her dad. Last lime I was la town I aakel daughter: "What aa earthquaker She replied: "Why brln that udT Why. Indeed T Gather a lltUe mistaken, fool, routine batch of pass a few examinations tlen by other routine fools, andat a comfortable sinecure "teachInr Qod aave the mark, the youth. nd ra wonder about crime. Ther was a high school dolnsjs a few .weeks back and tha wife went with daughter and met tnr nice lady who teaches biology; the wife asked the biology teacher "What do you think about evola- Uonf The teacher replied: There is much U be said on both sides." THE CALL f Any Provo bank which .wiahea tb for press-dehire a good can oommumcau with the " of ; the university. registrar FITTEST 4alify for catry lata a aormaj wetoooi; her mother was a school Air Express, Frisco to lx Annies, aboard ! Western oa mi : All aboard I o. iimc miles, : , Vrunning are takinff iM families Whni tt,ikinr nL the editor of a California daily privately expresses "soRviau -- Tha ftrt baa aa answer for that guaatloai her ajobltloa la te be a eebol teacher and aha dealres t His First Impression ? ' 1 Trt BlCsGCST OF COWAROS TrACT VSMf IrAeR ALMOST AS TrAlCK JA Ever, nwhicc. --frt' etvwER vftno UK At4 A a. UOy fa" R-rre- - s got , for what 7 C Hicsa. county f MEAN 1rAE.T h work. ctttaUy thlnka sh etUn jomiwiwn wbaa sh um- fortees tht LUm imvular varba, or wIms Ww ia ila to, parrot-Ukgxtn tha rulo for ttaa geomatrle axtaoatos of tha cirela. . Hcmra tad hours of stufflnc; and m 'Boor ri-- lkika- ' i i DOUDLt ACTING IsAsTsw . muno tAtiri healthfulriotirishing foods that caa be made Calumet : Baking Powder. Foods that you w3 relish. . that are 'rich with body and ' Ltss Ttua - vigor building element ofT the highest value. Eat tout warto health. Let Calumet help you. PtRtAKllviS 1? |