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Show ' FACE EIGHT rROVO , THE HERALD ? the IrQ Eaters eM Kb.wn.W rrovo, OU.44y.Manser H X Of ejs. fiw, L .QtOfiriMd by Herald Corporattaev -- Utah, Bssfras of Mi,KU hrrt ylphfltt Mm Biiilnt -- Xdltertal aW-rlo- s, u report, office, M; Society rmfi room. UOC It fou da a year paper seiare At oopy vlU be delivered to row wlliMi' ud Tresa the) UsUUd U , W41U-- . 11 a Jaea - - . . "V40VSf7 f rx--u IZZT i- -r OAT tAAA CHARGE SAM OB A FAMOUS PCOPuE COMT chacge, eur ah HOW ' T WAS Jt'-.la'.- 1 , V UFe . ..;. .. Ouur JUamusoa, editor and nanafsr; It. W. OwvdsQ, Bounty editor; Jmm Clark, sdvertlaing- ... .w-.- si? Underworld jJVzjf 0 v Murders are pot uncommon In our larger cities. Nor la it uncommon for a shooting- - to ba explained by the police as The' bootleggers, fanjitera "J part of an underworld war., and racketeers have a way of settling: their diBputea withoot , outside help. A business rival, an upstart gang: lieutenant or a squealer is quietly pistolled on a dark street, and things "' ' 1 H . .. ;.v. go on. as before. to able to the Police seldom, are justice, aliyers bring 'as the parties involvedeven' the wounded. Inen will not talk. But, after all. we needn't feet so bady about it. . In its "own rough way the underworld s keeping its 'population ; down. Acta of violence are regrettable, of course; but the lideqth of a beer baron or gambling king la no loss to society. - 77 I v for 6 if Frits . preventing-war- things you do Dot care for. Tbereirescorea arid scores Cf drltrkius, j . 5.v- - Kf :: : r JR.VV.ltAM- When promeuad:ng on a fah 'enable boubn-ard-, a . genUeaiaa will d wear colored upon which Is written "t'hU ken Inapectur." ' will carry a pennant draped across their barks, opon which is SUddo!" msrribed "Twenty-threThis faahion. Introduced "by the smart aet at Newport and Palm Beacfi, la rapidly being taken up at tha mora at) lish watering plwea, such as Pelican Point and Snail Island hay. On no account, however, should a gentleman wear a hatband lettered "Sing Slng,t7," or San uentln Glee Club," even if he has attended those ' hiit'tut'.ons of learning. r ."., Iemember, I rfmember.. . yThrt days of long ago. When Harding Davis Was all the rage, you know. -l 0UR-B0ARDI- HOUSE NG-. r-R- PUUMAM SMOKER I J OkI6IHA"TEP -- rOR "THE. fri' : erf virtM1 --TtFtV TVloUSAKlP OT Td E Tcu V v - HouJVoU-tbiE-- To CRASH -- f . t f WaASAS XLEPrtAMTf BALLOON.'-- f a. A PEAL"trlAf WILL wet MB AUOOKJP 300. VlKrl EKPEMSES AT-ti- 4' . P AMU SEP V0L1R.E I UE'tUkl mrtu'PAPER m wort-f-i- V013 TV!', GOJJJA SELL a a a 1 1. CoMvEMrtfod! NOU'LL BE rUlL,PIS6UKEP -- a; a pp.v AsEAir; t A BIS '.. til Gee Gee - Sha aays In is mad. afAv buna. ' s s ( . A, ! I SSI ft 'i "I , !.,. Saturday of this week, a very large O. P. Skaggs System Store opens this warm weather her bangs won't 1 will keep Texas a dry state !V declared Gov. Dan committee wished about 5000 Moody : and a blamed national ..i "" t ! i! IT tmrstly Democrats on mm, rigni in une neau 6 STATES NOW Kit-har- SHCTT V GEK GEE,Tir OFFICE VAMP, BEr .' One of th' things that s wrong with modern, life la that toe J many hablee continue on a bat- tie diet until they're SO years old. ' H'L " I I t 3rc inn.linir rt lo'mnnhir tha ev1nne tn tna shnrn lamh ihe, International Newsprint Co. sells newsprint at, $3 per mw imuw jon reauciion ana me new ucw(jrci puoiagc, AD at one lick, too. . . . When a man tries to live a champagne life on 'a beer Income, his credit rating is spt to be marked . (?)" . - -- Mary had a little lamb A slice of guinea hen (Mary's on a diet, but She slips up now and (then!) ' . 'J t !! a 4 1 , t r ' " tf t wa i' '- ' :- : ......7 ... NATURELAND YOUR ENGLISH I la the tropical countries," where the rainfall U 100 to 200 inches a rear, the same thing- U going as when, million! of years ago. the Fuel we call coal was monster grow ing fern "trees. In Java, for .In- Ttanfce, huge tree ferns entirely fill vtnea, so thick that it ia impossi ble ' to move among them. Here vnd there, they form great forests. When ferns deckle to occupy the mace of a banyan or cypress tree, they throw mammoth fonds Into rte aide of it, eliminating every run's ray, so that the leaves and limbs on that side soon die. Next year,' the fonds mans themselves over and through that tree and In ' another year It Is dead. J t.?-a- Family Fireside Fun) DON'T SAT "I do not like those ' "Darling, I've decided to" give you kind of oranges." "Those kinds" is a new Ford car." ' ' correct." "Oh, goody! Will U be one of the "follow" as If new models, Charlea?" PRONOUNCE "Better than that t will be one spelled "fol-o- " with stress on "loU" WON'T t'SE "ketched when you of Mr. Ford s next new models." - - mean caught." Am. Legion Monthly. ADAGE popularly used but often A PERFECT GENTLEMAN misquoted; "A. fool's bolt Is soon shot ' was Sottes bolt Is sone shote. ' as Hcndyng whote it, six centuries Her right rear tire had 'gone flat af?o. and she was in desperate straits when a motorist" whined up and MUSICS CHARM stopped his car. . - WHO'S WHO IX PROVO -- . : This ta Amoa Q. Liverwurst, who has made a foa. tune buying np old lubricating oil from gasoline-stations- , and selling 'tt to canneries for bub In pickling . herring. Every O. P. Skaggs System Store of each town . ia the undiluted leader in maintaining the highest degree of sanitation; in stocking the Jargest assortment of quality foods, in abilitv to handle the largest, busy day crowds pleasingly, and in maintaining the lowest possible prices If you happen to be a buyer who for any reason has not .yet learned of the advantages of art O. P. Skaggs System Store, Investigate at once. Your findings will mean much to you and your " '., Tha most polite man In the world is the one who" gets up and gives a lady his seat on the stock exchange, worth $395,000. '," New ruling says that a marl must be to Join the marina Leasee, wouldn't that keop-jou- t flvs-feet-- st : THE LEADERS IN OUR LINE 6-- OUR GRAPES - in Council Bluffs, Iowa. This makes the 6th State in which pur stores, have been extended since their origin. It's been only a little more than 2 years tsince the first 0. P. Skaggs System Store was opened. in tirand Island , Nebr. This great expansion could' not raW" bttn possible Jiad not our Sjsiem proved to be of great aa vantage to the consuming public Wherever tjjese stores have been opened, they have met with instant 'popularity with thousands of people who are anxious to have the best foods for the least money. ; f; A husband IS a man who shivers every time he receives a letter with an isinglass front ": ' corn a little at a tjme and Hills Bros roast their coffee the same . 7JT-- ' - ";' ' . Hlfjrl PRESSURE BOUT BEfwS GAS , Observations You pop IP e, sssaasasaSa-a- -- ' i. ' Zr hat-ban- WILLIAMS Y: AdT; ;' ........ I La-dl- es - : vigor budding elements rthe hrghest .vahic. fat rout way to health. Let Calumet help you. MAKCS KA41C1 asaV4 Prof. Moody, of the University of Vermont, has been experimenting to find out what- a mouse- sees.,,, Compared I with human beings, mice's eyes have very large lenses but the muscles controlling them are so inadequate 'that the 'mouse cannot concentrate both eyes on the same object Thus it is a curiously contorted world that the little rodent ireees, like the world of many Volstead agents. aaasaaa asassaaasaai 'That are rich with body and j. ' Only One Eye On It will relish. LESS THAN : t . !) of Denmark has a new acheihfl It probably won't "et adopted, ' but it relatives, all members of parliament who voted. lor war and bishops and prelates, in the nation's churches should at :once pressed into service as privates in the infantry of the shock troops. They would serve until death tor the end of and would not be eligible for promotion. v hostilities : This sounds a bit drastic, indeed. One imagines that Gen. Holm will have his difficulties getting it through very .' , many parliaments. k a ' healthful, nourishing bods that can be made with 01umet BaiiRy Prjwder. Foods that ycu DOUDLt ACTING Vi'stiL'-VlaV- Holm " V- tat ' FTIQCETTE y,TODJir8 LESSON l right, if yot) wuh to livr. kxig. proepcx and enjcf If 4a tLt vrrj lirnit. You don't have to go oo a restricted diet or ' be effective. :; : A nation adpoting it would pass a law providing that in : lease of war the head of the state, his cabinet, all his male -- aMBBBBBMSMaHMBBsl Ja New Plan to End War. .ii-.-; Lieot.-Ge- n. founds as if it might . el tat : , s . sw sVUUMC i :; w w Fable: One upon a time there" waa a presidential campaign and no orator on either side got up and "points- with pride" or "viewed with alarm.", . .. ; ",- : '. WWW s ' ,. ' W W . - tha apreadlng rheateat tree, , Tha amlthj aaw ftfoth kaa. The amitn. a wealthy aaaa ks ha. He's sailing gaaoUae, His'sUttoh la a sight ta sw-with stripes of green! Oris --- tnj editor; N, C Kick, d MJL feiteilEOZllC: A M rt1 My Son, a Soft Answer turneth away Wrath, but it encourafeth an Insurance Salesman to hang around thy Office all the afternoon." n tastl-raUo- f C ' V degre-- Ifaacevcr acnaplea Nera had Whea haumkag aacieat IT pea a. t H srver warrted; far ba had Ob reasoa why a chickea eroasea , laaaraaea aa his haaaa! a toad ta because aba knows tha ' Art Shaaawa. brakes. autp has r WWWWWW four-whe- y Tucvney-Hoeatr- 1 a coeducatiorjaJ A. ;f " eata of th portinr arul B the fight Hoov-8uth battle. and th 0RiOAOe. "Man l28 (Copyright "Tlt-- V ALVAObf S WWWWWWW WWWWW is 1 Uutita)-Uo- o and PJk: ""Howdy, folks! Th two PAStV'ajH - WAtTtO "CUSTE-t- ? WW rUuCr.'' AU A MAM. 3oA4 coeducational leading to tha 1 , a leading to the degrea of B. Cade W is rcollegt PROVO-CATION- j Gov MAh Tr Old D WRV DAW '. 6HQ c,Vv UP 10T; XdttorsU p. a. UUpiaM ., - , . Av-VC'- ft r - 8rl923r By Ahem RE.CM uiMtptk tma By earrter la the saws 4ft Mats ta aoootaj LM tha year la advaaee; by mail la the county, KM sataide sounty, $8.0,- J Matrimony ssalieT yasSotflos-l- a FRIDAY,-JUN- OUTOURWAT radians, , ETNTNG HERALD, purse. " . ' -- 71 ,. Easfc Center- - - - A woman entered a large department store and said to the floorwalker: "Ft like to buy my husband a present." "How long have you been marl,1 wonder Is yOn'8 help a girl in ried. Madamef "We owe much to music." trouble," she suggested. "Yes. the installment collector rSure. What sort oi trouble do JTwelve years." American "Barea n counter In the base- says we still owe four hundred on you want to get Into?" Iment." French Humor. the piano. Legion Monthly. Li, The world has received' the chrys $, ri" .Uk :fc.B" anthemum and the beautiful non- fruiting cherry trees from Japan an most folks understand that one or the other IS the chief blow:n t 5f that country. Neither Is. The tfJntonKJpoe Japanese themselves call the peony the King of their flowers and one of the most Important Sixties of FOOD STORES r3 ii' I that plant a ,ln A few pottndt et 4 time- - never in bulkj tHat k HilU Bros.' exclusive, continuous proem of roasting coffee. No other process can create such an abundance of aroma and flavor No other coffee can be as uniform in its fxrrUrocc ... . , Because Hills BrosCofice is packed in vacuum (a process originated br Hills Bros., all the fullness of savory fragrance and rich strength is stored ' up for you until you open the tin. Ask for Hills Bros. Coffee by name and look for the Arab on the can. Send for a free copy of "The Art of Entertaining." Address Hills Bros Dept. 435, 2 Hayison Su, San Francisco. Calif. HILLS BROS COFFEE Frtik frtm I vitk trifi-tftu- d ktf. U a native of Japan. j stHcttr r Smoking Room " " J ' "The reason some people' do not have more friends, is because they use them for safety . valves," remarked a smoker. I was calling on a man who ran a country dry foods emporium and he was thinking of getting married, although he had had three matrimonial excur-aionall told. He had Jill or the wives' histories right n tap and I knew. If I wanted to sell, I must listen to the demise of wife number three. It was like this; " Tea sir. I lost Alice at a" picnic. A terrible .storm' arose and she waa out in the woods, when trr lightening commenced to strike. She kept dodging tree to tree but a stroke got her. And all. the time that picnic band kept playing.' "WelL I nope It played something appropriate when yoar wife was struck down,' said I. "."It did. The tune was 8weet Alice Ben Bolt" a, The oxio waURiTA 1 MALT-differs;-- from other malt extracts is in better results; i Puritan results are the result of Puritan quality. Use whercverjsweetening is required in the household a h t malt- - "H,rMp I ) W ..-c- SURE TO HAPPEN fow did the accident happen?" Uy wirt fen asleep in the baci seat." Everybody's. 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