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Show 7 I PROVO EVENING llERALDr VlXDNtSl) A.Y. APHIL THE HERALD hlxv f at Pphtlrttl by U Berth! (terporaiiM. B, C Rodger, president, a Biatter So. lat W. St, Pro vo,' Utah, 'dally. TEntared as United of the Ptt at tis toosteffk ta JVovo, trta. afeafcef '. mmowA ff eoond-cla- SO PaiM Editorial BetTte, ciaUoa, NEA-Mrte-a, Serippa Newspaper. T.urthnBM-Ruain- office. Ma aid-ah- Society reporter. 96: Editorial 1ST; vjn.uiephi 'fa .. CaaUlhs inonli; Subscription Unne I?y carrier i tha Count, 3 fS.00 the year la Mvanc; by mail to tie county, H.T!i!.P?!B nana vrTZrTN I ; A AkJ fuNORe 1 -- ttJLf mv ofl CLOSE vou'fec i rsArrrV surf otrf ia I ice W S.'UU fi .oarrALLm' X' 1 rrcnJ mt wJau tc? JinH 'lt W'rPlrA ' U recal v your jasper bwr 4evarM t( jWJf rtr, lMfrlfTwi Kud ooy o. Jama a, " , 4ltZX: OUT OUItilVA- Y- il isrfcMwelSSSSS? H iu- (bus woRkrfei M rrk R5Ai7ep VELARS-?- car tarrHAT - t .( crtewisfev ft. Ripius-t- o B - PAIalt-- U)OK l f . L Casaar N, Raamuaoa, editor and manager; ft. W. Oo,deU, 'wtiwrx-Jt-- C: tlieka. county ....-- - manage,- . ... i. - aianag-tog- dltor; Jaaaa nark,. adttrUalM a.-i4 w wuj Ul. . H.esf- : WORDS OF WISDOM : i ; (.infiv w rmpU tad tTt somcthlnf. Bay carefully, pay ui - jffftsKftnM Bats r v a-.-rv- - : -- ve, . 177 Fattenina On the Folks ;tva? Edw. ODstig-arotating of the Tariff Commiralon, arouse public sentiment for the abol should upon resigning, ishment of that body. There is nothing new or at au eencommission Mr. aatioral in Costigaaa, cnarfe, tnat, inv hacked in the interests of the beneficiaries of high tartff. high tariff president doentbite It was bound to 1 the hands that feed 'our, four Oiillion foliar, of Jcampairn n' foA. '! hoodie. . Y. .,- - A.vC-- 'l f, But, in tbt record of ih commission, showing its ,us lessness in the matter of popular relief, are .substantial ground for its abolishment. In the past five years, the commissiod has -- mailed recommendations, in IB waiancea he s the schedules the President-raise- d decreasea--narnelBob: for the recorpmer.datlorts adopted cresytic white quaiUmill-ieepaint brusn nanaies, pnenoi anaCooUdire 1 ...m nna third of ourhi caps.' President msilS. Ill UIU J rtinq imnlvinar that the coromisBiona recom mendations were of no consequence. A private eusineM womu T,t un with surh a useless adjunct for a month. The only of patty 'boo&U excuse for its continuance is that' 1 ; ers must nave iai jodb. fy L!Jn;Tiivft-4nstance- W 1 th' !!- - , jy d, "HEROES ARE MADE-MO- TkE BORKJ T" FlWEST" ' .a JfWMS 9t.CfT. J WfcM , U PO JsfNH V : s WASHINGTON TUBS W tU8 V10T5) I ThKS PO L To OPEN NOOR NOO 7; 7 rolling-pin- e They're getting In bottler There i ing blind. job jn the Or as paper. . , New fields for womens employment have come through development "of electrical this that retired those Pf mothinery. It was something like ' ' ' .. wasn .. ; ...... i old tinvj workers, i n i .., ,., ,,- persuading wives to throw pop j of theril married women. are Ump'ro atisticsrfiowpproxirnft aiSdcpartmental a i. ;- Remarkable Birthday , A If - Mrs. Wm. Levi-i-i and Franklin Trimble, of Troy. N7Y, and Francis Trimble, of Pittsburgh,-Mas8triplets have just celebrated ihei4 th.jbi4hday .anjiiyersary. Triplets are not so Tery uncommon, nor Is living tb SO year of age un- live w Buch an age js very usuaL, but that tnpieti should ' ' .V.J ' ' remarkable, indeed. ii aA. ' i" y OF HIS 5TCAIIN6 I . : - Bombs having been directed at U. S. Senator Deneen, Circuit Judge Swanson, Comptroller Fitzmorris, Dr. Reid, Mayor'' Thompson's lientenant, Judge Sharboro and State Attorhey Growe's Secretary, it' ia thought that the Chicago primaries will be sincere.; , 'r;1 .' ; ; : ' ' " aaaBelfe ."tavvjV SALESMAN .... . JJW v.. v; ;l $AM By Swan CP.CL OFF TH' WftM-T- U' COSTOMER.'S WeWe'iUOOeSTCO FOR OCR. MftO.tjUYl.,' AM'VOU WT th' eesr oaes iiawe. . -- hsW Ott5tS 7-- E oowaj - wriomt; 71 UP.URfcTTr MArVf , AMtUfr, SARAM, tXTmEJ MOCUe, CHUCK 5fNn! r--rrr--- TC7s corresTis f Sam Soil per THeiR TIP OF DAY THURSDAY- -- -- WHAT'S THe Am' ( tOEA CROWDS dm Iiuh holy umj are come : u.ciilJ'vBIBInnrllH , used. hen you Don't use "expect" mean "Suppose" or "think". Adage popularly used but often Don't say "I can see further than misquoted; "What maa la there of you." I can see farther" ia cor you whom tf his son ask bread, will rect. give him a stone," as it Is Written pronounce "Factory spell- - In Slathew, was "In the .pna hand I ed fak4o-riwith stress on "fak". he is' carrying a stone, while he la not "lack-try,- " a commonly shows the bread In tbt Other," as aJf . Christ. "Mummy, I guess I must be awful sick or something." . "Why. dear?" "JCluse. my foot's asleep, and a person nnst be pretty bad when be goea to sleep at the wrong etxt." Boston Transcript famous for its theatres, shops, restaurants, quaint Chinatown, the Latin quarter. lOtrairu daily San Francisco to Los Angeles. "I nerer envy Solomon," Rays Oscar 1. Mclllves: "Ha had to think Bp alibi Ta please aoe wives!" PHESTCOLDS U- Apply over throat and cbest - cover with hot ftanot clota. V Vapo Rub njxrtptrfct To Loa Angeles aad back waya via San Fraacisco; one way via Laa ,,. Vegaa. Or tSSJSboth - . HOTEL Ytht loiaj for UUitrmei kelUu nd dl trsvtl dtuuli. Newhouse - - If you wish, trsvel wettwud' to Sesttle ot Portland, ride over the scenic Shasta Routi to San Francisco, on to Los Anselei and te turn by lightf ul circle trip of the cosit. . Swpoveri anywhere. Tickrn, eood for S months, oa sale u follows:' Ta Saa Franclsoa and back both way via Ogdea, 178.4 circuit via Portland. . 1 ' K5S.SS And then there's the absent-minde- d American in Vancouver, Who carefully hides the bottle of hooch he buy at the liquor store 1ndr his overcoat YOUR ENGLISH . ". For laddies and for laasea. For mamma dopes them one and an With sulphur and molasses! lit Roundtrip tickets to the Coast via Southern Pacific offers virlety in the route you my choose. For example,An-it costs no more to go to Los geles by way of San FranCisco than if you go direct. You'll enjoy this cosmopolitan city by the Golden Gate, SJRING-TOM- The . .. on your way Southern California ' 1 in..Hnrmir ' SanFranasco VlBttOT LADIES PREFER "I don't believe I should care for the best man on earth." Residents around Provo complain "Me, either. I should think he'd of the smoke nuisance, but Joe be positively disgusting." Am. Leg-Io- n isn't Bungstarter kicking. ' Monthly. "It soot me," he say. - - a v" fwB'f . "In Turkey, Americana are fairly worshiped. If a thing Is said to be American, it must be all right." - HeRC? mwm. , preeliient, "CoiigUlllihopie. - f4 - 1 girlie Is Rlsca Gribbte; She still loves to chortle -Oh, Isklhlbhle!" ' twaat DOLLAR "Hadn't yo.better go anij tell lathee SSaaiAAaa- - maloriat to be worse. the farmrr'a bey who stood looking Suppose all the saxophonists played at the load of hay upset In tha lane xylophones! by a collision. , "He knows," replied the boy. HONORED BY THE POISOX "Knows? How can he know?"8 IVY CUB "He's under the hay." PathThis la Basil J. Hencoop, who finder. . was mnde an honorary member of HI3 JANE the Potion Ivy club "Is that your flaming Jane in the Ringworm Degree, red dress?" at last night's meet"Yes why?" ing. Mr. Hencoop "Well, she's out on the porch havIs the man who ing a fire drill with soma other prefacea every ex guy Kansas Sour Owl. planation by digging you In the ribs WIFE'S SPEECH and saying "Now "Does your wife speak more than here's tha point: one tongue. .....lie is also notorious ' "Speak more! Sometimes I think ) for picking Imagi- she has more." Detroit News. nary pieces of lint . off your coat lapel TONGUE ii while . telling yon how he bawled out the boss tha other Dr. S. Parkes Cadman: "There is Ho la morning. nothing new in the revolt of youth. how noted, chiefly It happens every fifty yeara." ever, for his habit of pondering a several and for minutes, question Rabbi Leo M Franklin, Detroit: then answering, "Well, yea , . . . "Racial and religious independence and no." . and 'tolerance are more essential than uniformity and colorless Maa Iq Dallas, TtX, named B. B. unity." ' on divorce Is for Wildcat, suing T m Mrnmnn , - - a tt'ilri. . Kathrvn Newell Adams. ' cnlWe Aa ' of -- EMPORIUM'S- IFamily Fireside Fun that tha winner of the fancy cat - - - . 5C6CTtl6 k- ONlTMbRE DAY nWeflrthe worlf might : 1W ' - 'The difference between a sign painter and an artist is that the Sign painter eat regularly. I diving event in the nationel Intercollegiate meet was named ColbatK. erauyrinown. It is hot wonderful that abnormal are born but that they live to maturity. . It is probabU that there instance In the country isn l another of the that ... ' . approachw . .11 rwl rtt ; . Die inpieu. , i rim ii , ' about a little draught caused in a window. C- Today's Definition: A lowbrow is break - all thoaet gink whose bathtub, holds his coal records In the big supply In the winter and hi home swlnu Why, when brew supply in tha summer. Au"utu Goof us me tutd the long trip would be too Boy, fetch my roller skates! mach of a handicap, for him, I says " him, I says Art Shannon. v And speaking of "swimming, we Hot ; a. . . v - : a crack NEXT! weald Shields "i by . Ul V se - Oh Jet me sing of gentle spring. Of birds, of buds, of graaai Of rhubarb, onions, peaa and beans And lower bills for gas! "Sure,- I knew -- m-;- "" . -- I ,,.T... band to a lady cop. them. yroaffeadiir. BILL-KTI.- . j T1.I, - CI Blondy, the manicure, thinks aha in Icvc with her new beau,, no matter what ha says,. It sound Jnterenting. Ever since the! barber shons ba.va been the meeting places of men and women alike, Mra AmarUla Amplegirth has been complaining about how much thr women missed when the bar room were open, A girl who came in for a windblown bob, this morning, tnaoe JoeEungstarter says his idea of their a bum sort of a Job ia being hus- one consolation about go You ran always get a nmt If a rim mm nmplrr, DAILY 9a. m . at - - la Scientist says women who talk a great deal are thin. Huh. if that waa true, Li'l Gee Gee would have a figure like a piece of macaroni. paactlce to dodge "tadBtrl-l:ihe.lmplLfJtio- . . 1928) Howdy folk! Tha baseball anaaon wtH opm aoon.. Tba office boy la already rrbfaraini for kla randmotbrr'a funeral fl ..nw J (Copyright horse-shoe- .- rru v , Where is the .Macksmitli T Retired by the auto and s. Wbere's tha saddler? He's selling factory-mad- e over rfadv-mada counter. .Where, the cobbler leather Roods, hKrliol 'Shni rpnaifed while VOU t - - ! :j r . wait."! Where nearly all the old time independent, special ., ists? Retired by the development 01 macmnery American Federatl6n of Labor estlmates' 1,800,000 men itw s. lAhor77 denartment estimate," about a , By Crane tndustrid.Rettrment'; ' - I " ' SALT LAKE CITT, UTAH Om af Salt Laa CHr'i tat wtj b4 km m omiort riui a mm Impilai. kr. Oaraira hi aMawtlea. Cant aaa aafarta. M BAO WfTH BATH J200 to M 00 Batda, i. H. IUTB0RN, OearMgrr J P. BANCROFT .General Agent - Salt Lak at r,. v - |