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Show THE EVENING HERALD. TUESDAY. JUNE 1, 1926 PAGE TWO NEWS ' FEATURES TOELY EDITORIALS, PRESS COMMENT WASHINGTON NEWS j IT' K. finnnar UnmlllmliJr ..... ...... ....1obUslisf ....i...,.........iQrtir MltM ." , . KasmnsOB Business Office Telephone .. editorial Room, Telephone ...to , ., 10T 121 PubUaie4 ta the dally a weekly In ISM; a Established Herald building, 50 South First Went street. i'roTe, ceit Saturday, and Sunday morning, DeUtered by carrlar la Lake Tlw Vineyard, Orem. Prow tench and Measaat View. & of whatever nature sbould.be made at OTTttepnoM tl dim,ioi "" plaints ....... Delivered by carrier. r month .. Deiifered by carrier, ja-- year. In advance In adyanw by Mall In Wh county, per year, wuaiy, delivered by mall lu United Btate. outaiat vi p-- r luviuua t ' mm v '"JJJJ - Athenian Slandering the class of the higher "The ancient Athenians averaged When the monthly, bills are floating, drifting to me ..through the mail, l am f roiling. I am gtaating o'er my store of useful kale. I am here in gaudy raiment, with my checkbook in my hand, and no man who asks for payment of a good till will be. banned. Ti my way of making happy all my toiling fellowmen; I write- - checks, and make it snappy, with my costly, fountain pen. Some have plans sublime; .far reaching, for the welfare, of the race, 'and the rudiments they're teaching every moment every place. But my hopes are meek and humble, quietly I strive to please, and I pay old Farmer Bumble for the honey from his bees. I would bring contentment closer to my. neighbors, worthy gents, so I send to Griggs the grocer fourteen bones and thirty cents: I have no intense ambitiori to advance a mighty cause, or to better man's condition by the framing of new, laws,, I would be no, peerless leader of a crusade high, sublime; I am happy, gentle reader, when I've paid my bills on time. Then I know the undertaker sings a blithe and cheerful note, and the good, baker makes a payment on. his boat. And the butcher feels he's able to buy lipsticks red and bright for his daughters, Mae and Mabel, who, when painted, are a sight And the tinner and the tanner and the clergyman and clerk, all are showing, in their manner, that they profit by my work. Abstract, good, should not be flouted, helpful dreams should have their place, theories high may well be spouted by the leaders of the race. Let them talk on, donnerwetterT Up Parnassus let them climb! But I'll, make the gray world better paying all my bills on time. hard-worki- ' up well mentally with American congressmen-- " The above declaration was made before the class of thes commencement Brtgham Young high school at their of the Jordan High Jensen C. D. by Superintendent School he Fortunately for Mr. Jensen, the Athenians of iHiom unable therefore and wholly, dead all are thoroughly poke to institute a suit for slander against the Jordan educator. But we thank the commencement orator for raising the has a very pertinent question How much brains 1926? our of Lord, in this man year of our great men Suppose we take a lock at just a few exer-cine- ' -- LIBERTY FOREVER Idaho, a Republican solon, who knows more about sheen and less about domestic and foreign affairs than any man 6f our rather extensive acouaintance. There is Senator Dill of than Washington, a Democrat, who saxs more and thinks less anv iiiu.il in """w French of Idaho, to whom thought on any great question wr. :. nd him forthwith to an emergency hospitaL There is t,d!. r gtanfield or Oregon, a smau man wun n Dig jom. ' There isM ingressman Hawley of Oregon, who has a fine mind." tvpe of w at w known as "a provincial But v,e have giv;en enough illustrationa of our case . against Supciintendent Jensen. Every, state In the union iWci:3 the uota of mediocre men seeking or holding Important positions of trust and confidence at the national Capital.nast dwade has swelled the majorthe number of really, big men In reduced lJy of misfits and . h,. .. ui I Af .Alaminna t j iioumc ana lower senate cuiigirao. llie v "eiMi the AavfL nf Itnsevelt and Wilson has there been a r?al big man in the White House who has had the courage, iility and initiative to assume we lesacromp m common Congress and drive through the legislation which Both demands. parties are sense, prudence and necessity almost devoid of constructive leadership. Statesmanship has gone out of fashion' and political expediency has taken Its place. ... MONTHLY BILLS i From the deudly aeara of war Uberty forever ! To the reign of peace afur Liberty forever!.. Liberty forevermore More than yearn of buudred acore Liberty forever! - -- 1 4 1 i ! ' ' ,. - ' Let uh all unite together To make liberty forever. Let na (ill with firm endeavor Knft'Kiinrd liberty forever. let every heart demand Over all the wn and land. UodLwit!i Thy" tminipptenLJiand Grant na lilcrty forever. she may 'coo- MISPRONOUNCED: Pronounce the.ew as u lq ' 'unit, not a Mitt "tool.OFTEN MISSPELLED: change ble; ea. STNONXMS: light. Illumination, ti.diauce, splendor, efftilgem, brill-meluater glow, glitter, glare, r icam. AVOHD STUDY: "Uae a word hree times and it is yours. ua ucrease our vocabulary by master-i- g one word each day. Today's .rd: INGENUITY; cleverness in ih- imtrlving or inventing .unity ia not that of an Edison." .. - 1 'Iia 'LAST. in tf The British strike coat $8,500,000 an hour. On such an amount you could support an old automobile. A man in Chicago bit a policeman on the none, In Chicago. but we can't il live " i Same Trice '' "' i From 2, till 5 p. m. : I must The " I rec- Twas at a wedding recently this thought occurred to me." That preachers need some self con trol to earn their paltry fee; How can they keep their faces straight,, I wonder anyway, When they must ask the bride if she will promise to obey? ' Whu Pau War Priccs? THE GOVERNMENT USED MILLIONS OF POUNDS ' MEANS A BlACVSMITH rtOP. FIFTY-FIFT- VPrenare fur tli Evenings with a Radio," says an advertisement. Oh. some of the nrn. graml are pretty fair, at that. ( - lrtOOH vnith HOP It4 PORE Vgkow much J CuRli! rv " it EGGS Fresh Eggs n 5(1-do- . vm m. sua. Taney t Kippered ' Salmon, lb. 'i BUTTER Separator Butter' m) vw 9o(?o zen Butter A m w .... i Folks. mcpT Blossom; .. r 7T ''i5r--.n. lb. ' CI92 BT NM SCRVICC. C J Ifl-Pick- 3 for Creme Oil Soap 12 bars O C -- les, Hub OKn 03C , . - ib.... Address .....50c 30c . ' J SARDINES Westgates 'irLvrustard or ' tomato sauce","' ; . . "IOC LARD Home rendered lard nc "i r ib...,. 40C 2 lb. Pails for 50c . ; 4 lb. pails for 8 lb. pails for ftp - ipi OC l,O0 WESSON OIL Quart ' can 4C Ptnt 4c ' . 7c Hindniarsh Center 464 West We Are open until 8:80 o'clock Saturday Utah Strawberries per cup 10c . 33C 35c can Old Carrot3 lb. HUG nt. . . ifll 1UC QlI C VEGETABLES Old Potatoes Atim Cabbage OJt 1 per lb. " lUb 01o1" Pork Steak vu JQg Jumbo Dill. r " "ill Cream Cheese WEDNESDAY MORNING SPECIALS Rib Boil 4 lb. per 13C Loin Steak per lb. CHEESE . I. 12. ' ' 1 Mt lb. . First term June 83. Registration, June Second term, July 26 August 27. Tuition, $25 for either er both ternw. LOGAN in. UC Mc Gowanlg lb. . ' National Summer School Utah Agricultural College 10c flC Vasatch.Buttef I . wilb NEW POTATOES SALMON Del Monte ' Fancy ............. I .""Opisirtunities for recreation unexceliedr Cliniate ctmlnd" Miieclal trips arranged to points of Interest, ininvigorating. cluding Logan Canyon, Yellowstone, Bryce Canyon, Ctsbir Breaks, Zion Canyon, Saltair, Kalbab Forest and the Grand ' , . Canyon. fore. i2 Pint ma in forty department. MANS wAo-TiMt-- TOvwisl. .mw-nir-- her cam jsm. - Terman, psychology Stanford' U,; Ross, sociology, U. of Wisconsin; 'McCollum, biwhemistry, Johns Hopkins; Mclaughlin, history, IJ. of Chicago; Needhnm, biology, Corne'll;1 McCnrdy, physical education, editor Physical Education Review"; E. Iturence Palmer, nature study and rural education,. Cornell; Mrs. E. Jaurence Palmer, nature study and rural education, Cornell; Smith, scouting and recreation, Columbia;' Widtsoe, irrigation and agricultural economies. Salt Lake" City; Hinmna, dancing and'pagealitry, Chicago; Mrs. Mossmnn, primary and elementary methods, Columbia; Jiies, primary and elementary- methods, Columbia ; Mllliknn, director Norman Rridge Lalmratory of Physics, "Pasadena ; Griggs, author and lecturer, New York; Bryan, president, Ohio" University ; Mathews, dean of Divinity School, XI. of Chicago. Sjxrial emphasis will be plaml on cettrses in wlucation and methods of teaching, includ'ng methods in the primary and elemental grades, A faculty ef one hundred will offer e standardized credit courses bf and graduate rank Send for Catalog. .Stanley Dlxoa ears that most men are quick to embrace ad opportunity when it's wearing frills. .Canned 5c, Milk' Fresh Cherry Hill dairy, quart i : . . FACULTY" So has the National Simmer School faculty been described. ' Includes such famous nameaa: -- MILK 3 SUMMER tinder-graduat- USE LESS THAN OF HICHER PRICED BRANDS COME. OP Vilffi J for' Wells Hoover thinks the only ognized liberal, party In this is dad. 25oues25: J OF "AMERICA'S GREATEST VNEAA. I'KA GLAO WORE. v - Everybody Welcome AT THE GAS OFFICE "That's fair enough, ish't it? lose fifty, and you lose fifty." BY WILLIAMS ve, iWe LAST NAME. ACtltsi? . , Angle Cake, Gold Cake and others only fifty." foroverSSijea Urn A --A -- OH FtklANCE.. S . - Friday, June 4th Cake Day "I asked yon to loan me a hundred dollars, and you let me have ' '"' . - A CASE - ROVM With the approach of the summer camping aiid vacation, season, it i3 timely that health officials are issuing warningF. regarding the danger which may be met in the use f water, for .Viking and coolcing purposes, which ia found in .springs or I: .v.ns in camps or other places. Fre icnt tests of drinking Water in cities and townsj whCre water Fystems'are maintained have practically eliminated any danger of typhoid fever from this source, but this can not be sjH of'the water that is commonly found in camp-- ! in places, especially if these are used infrequently, and care not beun taken to examine the water supply. ' has. V " ' ' Water found in summer, camps may be clear, as crystal,' t ret it may contain serins which may have Serious effects upon the person drinking It. Springs which appear to have their origin in safe places may be infected-witgerms from ' ' I a source that is not easily discovered. . not to on chances take It is "ise contracting dangerous diseases v.iien the exercises jof judgment in keeping with medical knowledge may save lives, or at least avoid Berious illness. . . V " Four delicious cookies to serve with your summer menus. Boatman to Merrymakers With Pilgudaki and Wojleihowsk fighting around Warsaw It looks like a hard eauinmer on our alpha bet. Buf StCAkiraX ...... Wednesday, June 2nd Cookie Day a chiropractor Ati't treat - Danger '.." i BUB SAID Please excuse my husband, he made a mlatake," i' He left h!a wife and. child' and many, a heartache. ,i In the two years we've been inaE' ried he bought me a dress, That'cost S3 cents and some stock' iugs for k.s, His poor heart is broken, he's sadly bereft, Don't trust him at all; if you do you'll get left. fresh-leave- A Summertime The program this week follows: ask you to pay In advance. boat leaks. . On second thought, perhaps ihexe fellows going to the mirth pole iii looking for a place to park. OUT OUR WAY-- er, . , g -- It , Tree Demonstrations "Too often," says Alvin Harding-e- r pessimistically, 'the glad hand contains an itching palm." OFTEN .... . ., tract, It's a shame and disgrace the way " she did act. ro." . . .... iii-i- . - ' ' IIC SAID I hereby give notice that my wife has left, My heart has been broken ; I'm sad ly bereft. I'll pay no bills thu ard CAKES We shall offer you quick and easy' methods and the best of recipes at our . , r. PUN1SHJIK.NT" .i You been aellii The Landlord liquor hereT Yoi bet-- breakin' the law! Know what that mean That tueana y'gottajoay more reut. eve read atf much mpi WOltnX OFTEN MISUSED: the north pole ,we got niiul lei)inM' Don't auy "I am not anre if I can the cook didn't have blubber nnd zo." Say "that" or Whether I an gnmdrops for dinner. : ' Bhine-clean- JLJLkJ COOKIES There ia room at the top, but Harold Mitchell anya much of it ia taken by relatives of the wife of (he boss. DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W. L. Gordon check-clothe- . ad r Royal Ole Black. f , 1 "You dnn't. uhjiii to say." a hus band cbided his wife, 'that yon paid for jiiiit gownV ' to which she replied : 'Oh, no, I left that for you to ao." to mend long sermon on tbe'-neehis ways and finally dismissed him. The burglar had served his sent I!ut the discharged convict still reence and was being discharged from mained:! "JVhat are askprison. The governor gave him a ed the governor. ;"My tools t" .' B,pi.Biqiiyi '"r'lT." From the dead'y m rs of war ' Liberty .former. To the reign" of Cliiist foreve.'. E'er may atrlfe lie wiwl Jwfnrp us. K'er may love and janice iiiitn o er na. '. Liberty forever. Common Longings Henry Ford, one of the world's richest men, finds his age, mossy greatest joy in a simple little old inn, gray with : with time, in the hills of Massachusetts. Few picture of the maker of pigmy cars have been taken in the late months that did not find him in the inn. Sitting in an ingle nook surrounded by warming pans, blowers, and all the insignia of a fireside's past, walking over silent d paths, about the inn, or eajting simple fare from a table. Henry Ford's return to the life simple is no strange thing. Listen to the talk of any group of rich men lunching at their club on guinea breast and mushrooms, smokinj? : dollar cigars "I've got my eye on a simple little place in the country, says. one. Jhe old .farm, swimming hol "I'm trying to buy-ba-ck 'n' everything," says another. "What do we get out of this sort of life, anyway?' gays the third. "Did you ever wade a creek when you were a kid and pick apples in an orchard?" Now that spring is here, Sunday. of ter Sunday a stead pilgrimage of cars, rich, glistening, high powered, flying cars glide 'on to the common Mecca the country. Rich man, potentate, Mogul fly on in an aura of dusi and gasoline to find the symbol of happiness the country the simple life, a world where apple blossoms fall like cora d from trees, where sun and moon and stan wherejust on into the land where, thing? ,i stem not what they are. , thie The farmer laughs. What do these folks know life of 'its gruejling toil, its risings, groggy with sleep s into dark mornings, its days a round of toil, and more toil to wrest a living from the soil, little time, little thought foi blossom and bird, sun and moon." Just the old story of the quest eternal tor TiappinesE in the lot we do not own. Just the old story of regret tot the thing that was, the realization when the old swimminf hole days are over, that after all they were the only days. Then they were days of longing for the big city and the "world outside." the president of the United States and his . But now wife will Bummer in a tiny, little simple cottage hugging th elopes of the Adirondacks above1 Lake Placid. And the dwellers of the mountain and lake look with envy "upon a manwho comes from.a great white liouse in a great city. IT?, .. . ' ' CAr - fuuerut tbe other There - was day out In Hot while the mi winter ia refldiws the aervii-eahot a were fired iu the atreet outidj. The undertaker tiin.otd ft'ita. In a niintite or lie was buck again with a" amile oil his face. "I aeciired both funerals,' he whlsaared to the chief mourner. No, " . IcLU- you for backbone trouble if you ..... . .if i uuveuii gou mo nackhone. ' ... 0 I 1 . . . zr , .RHYMES -- MEMBER NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE A8SOCIATI01I MEMBER UNITED VKE& ASaOCUTIOJI V w.T j .mason.J RIPPLING THE EVENING HERALD li Independent Newspaper, I v SALT Ice Cream Salt 11 " 2C Ib. SHE" -- 10c 15c 25c 50c SUGAR to 7 ft ft Bags Sugar 100 lbs. tWiUU s Bags I DC lbs 1Q I ...... |