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Show ;AGE TWO. EDITOR NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT piPPLING RHYMES THE EVENING HERALD .An Independent Newspaper. MkSiBER NEWSPAPMl ENTEKPK18B ASSOCIATION UEMBE& IXITED PKESS ASSOCIATION H. Iloralbrook Qunnar Raimuson te . u tabllsh4 Pleasant Ytew. Ail Vineyard, Orew, Prow euetn,.and should be made at once. Telephone M. In Proro, Utah. Entorf TeViwad class matter at the postofflcs rnet! i TeWf)hee 06 107 ., dltorial Room, Telephone ' TERMS OF ..... tier ..,1. " SUBSCRIPTION .40t ........... . . Mirier, carrier, per year, In sdvam . .s advance in Levered by Mail in Utah county, per year, outside Utah by B.U h Cr.Ul States, ......... irance moat be In ot later than 11 advertising copy for the current issue iivammi . .n by Sed t o'clock, a. m. for he is paying requite feel sorry for him, conduct. nd you enalty of unfair, r unprofessional Isbatofflg nd is good thing about the bar the aVotection both to the profession KtTi&mSere w A " " - F . .ilers but T you a OUgnt 10 maKts Xrrf;; . man told his the whipping post, lrJ. 4M,. iTth?EwB Wt think Jim Reed 18 Biggest Destructionist In US. Senate Today rAivArl five lashes across his watched the primi- - o7 a&Tibcrs XSKl ppishmelj- tw-u-o I,' h nride and for psycnoiogica siuuy. ublicand pnvai ui I valueless and a mask which laii not-ou- WASHINGTON in- - ct 8uitable ."v Newspaper and Crime can be, That the newspapers .aWA-- r Kg tne greaiesi tatement maae recenuy wy .tp iw. jrney for New York county, -- -nao oeen u hiwmu nFv. (here last four years, and he attributed it, larg orts of the newspapers, wmcn naa given iub wmi; y .rainst prime, y to w --- Stomnf& , , rr"- Sick bodies made strong T"- - - -; and rhr thPv had riven the crimes were w ithtte relult that their,efforts ten addi- 2,000 additional policemen and wat wasted t "a tieUlon, ready t tath In. Teniae Uy - , SSd k concerned, as rnt-- v.- ;- IV one Mnia nrovpnraTivp abetter t..J.M mififiuuLCUiv -- V Koine chronic "autis'V i.,. la ouvuuuvv and escape of punishment. That too much delay, rimiSals because of legal technicalities devised by clever s t urimt Pflnap. there is little doubt. But the will be willing to hewspapers which print crime news also wic 1uta...w.. print stones oi pumsnmeiu, jjiuvjucm tiven. Plant Bu the Moon nZAaA rfnHArt tnnlant ootatoes until the moon was ust right. Said they wouldn't "do weii." jReiuseu iu uaica o modern View that it was an supersuuuii. aMBrir' pfimfts to the f ore with the announcement hat grandad-waright It seems that scientists now under-- f n fttnV ff monrliffht in connection with plant growth md are able to duplicate in the laboratory the effects ot irom moonlight. Moonlight is reflected sunlignt but ainerswaves Li.nii.rht in triAt. it is polarized lieht, that is, light .vhich vibrate in one direction, whereas ordinary iigni wav& vibrate in all directions. It has been louna mat cenaio jlant growUi is increased by polarized light. '. . So grandad was justitiea in mereiy getting me kiouhu eniv fnr nlantinfir and then eoins: fishing until the moon arriK his wav in the DroDer Quarter. In ancient times, when. luman life depended largely op the success or failure of crops. niiph nt.teTit.inn was mven to me lime u was uianteu uu e idea nmnnrisnns made. The orieinators of the flint, in pprtnin nnflrtfira of the moon thev t 1. t mi il . . Jf ,vere sure of a bumper crop. iney Knew jne eiieci put not precipus hp rause: - Even the early Scripture-speak- s hings brought forth by the sun, and the precious things put orth bv the moon." Biblical commentators nave not; Known low to deal with the passage. Along comes science, and both Scripture and grandad can say,- 1 told you so." Dearborn get tire- So Ustpn, Iriends.-and- . hoar 'me say, This word or two to you; If yoii'd keen JLrkmis yuu make ouch 'd:iy ntwflys Iriie," No mutter who me what they b6" (Tliat really cuts no ice) You'll lose but few, undoubtedly, If you'll take this advise: Don't lend, them money ! ' Why not revive 'the dunces, asks Giorge Ilickmau. They have us biucIi rlht. to lie worked over as tho jokes. old-tim- e e rasseuger: "I say, driver, what is the avirage lUe of n locomotive' TI)river: ' "Uu, ulsjut thirty years, sir." Passenger: "I !u)ijlil think uch a thing would last toiigir-liiokiii- Hkit thlav nr: . ?'"': a Dastrup", Orchestra : - r word 8LTRJEMACT ; WsUtS0f " being supreme. "It Is a question vital to the supremacy of this na. tion." ; . Sleeps ON THE AIR ' When man can't eat nor sleep, be will try anything. It; C. Miller bad so much gas en the stomach that be did not enjoy bis meals and he tossed in lied all night. After be took the mixture bf buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc. (known as he sleeps like a log and eats anything.' 4 KPO (428.3m) Ban Franciseo. fs-uul features: 5:15 p. m.? children'shour, J 0 p. mf. States restaurant orchestra, f p. m., concert orchestra. .1 p; h First Congregational church of San Mateo. 9 p. in studio pro gram. 10-- p. m. dance orchestra Many people keep the OUTSIDE KGO (361.2m) Oakland. Usual features; 8 p. m "The Arrival of body clean but let their INSIDE farce comedy, pre- body stay full of gas arid poisons. Kitty," three-ac- t sented by KGO players. 10 p. m., Give the inside a REAL cleansing with the mixture of buckthorn bark, dance orchestra. glycerine, rtc, as sold under the KLX (508m) Silent Oakland, name of Adlerika. This acts on night. aim lower bowel, elim KFf (4C7m) Los Angeles. Usual?0111 features: 5:30 p, m., matinee pro- inates metabolic polsona aid re8:30 p, m., vocal program. moves old matter which you never gram.7 p. m., program by University of thought was in your system, and studio which canned sour stomach, nervousSouthern California. $ p. program. 10 p. in.-,- studio program ness, sleeplessness, headache, etc. Whenever you cat too much heavy KlIJ (405.2m) Los Angeles. features; 5:30 p. m., children's food, Jet Adlerika REMOVE the surplus and leave you feelprogram. 8 p. in., studio program. KNX (337m) Hollywood. Usual ing fine. ' ONE spoonful relieves features: 7 p. m feature program. GAS and takes away that full, .8 p. m., courtesy program. 9,-- 10 p. bloated feeling. Even If your bowels m., feature programs 11 p. m., Co coanut Grove orchestra 12 mid- -' night, Don Meaney's midnight frolic, a) inr - tike log move everyday, Adlerika brings out much additional matter which might cause trouble. Don't wast time with pills or tablets but let Adlerika. give your stomach and bowels QUICK relief." What Doctors Say Dr.-- ' O. Kggers reports- Adjerlk is the best medicine he has used V In 37 years. , Dr. W.. H. Bernhart writes he could not get along In his practice' without Adlerika. " " Dr. Weaver, a doctor fof up years, says he knows no medicine lietter than Adlerika. f Dr. L. Langlols prescribes Adlerika regularly with GOOD effect.; J. E. Puckett writes: "After using Adlerika I feel better than for 30 AWFUL Impurities wew years. eliminated frommy systefil Adlerika is a big surprise to people who have used only ordinary bowel and stomach medicines be--' cause of its REAL and quick acSold by leading druggists tion. everywhere. In. Pro vo by the HedAdv. onist Drug stores. - j '. l,Jf rxnzxxiuiiii2iiiiEiiiiiiiiiExxx:z:zr ROAD SHOW TO BE REPEATED g ! THE MODERN ROOF ! COVERING s Must give service, beauty of design, permanent color together with qualities and it must be sold at a fair cost commensurate with the quality of material used. Such a roof can be had when the famous Old American Asphalt Shingles are applied by our own expert workmen, using; Old American system of application. " ' De; tails as to color, design and application gladly furnished by 1 fire-resisti- . 2 . . ! : The Asphalt Shingie . ' ' ; r- Root Co. e ' . -- OUTOURWA- YSEE OORSELfS cdwaw back.; EvJEP? BOOOLL BE. CAV.UM Ds"KAS1tR"i LVE.KJ mh WA 1 ' WLLjBE S OO VNOr MY MA A ORFlU SuPPRtZE.'. jT VNEM 1 WALV .7 Oregon. ' Telephone 1157 ' 85 lb. Slate Roll $2.95 jS . 75 lb. Slate Roll $2.50 123 W. ' Provo, .Utah EllHIBIIIHIinillBIIIIHIXUVHimHUKSXStZXab) PA BE DiFFRomT WEM lV.l T0Rt4 ROOM' imth yy brmg VKJ0K It's a , CAREFO- Vqa-ri-z bag. rCrAf-- 1 a richer coffee vnho to start with pcct J GOLD. rm IWI L. .w-- vV ,'. i - ,4' 'a.1.- i - 4?: ...'.. There a no midnieht or mvstcry about . the economy of M J B. It's as simple as ABC! M 'T'B is aricher coffee to startwith. flavor, more cotv centratei strength to the pound right on. We blen4 ft that wayalways nave! This is why you can use less or My B to the cup and still enjoy a rich, tare cup ot cottee. Isn't this, after all, sensible,--- economy? You get much .Hi. more in the way of It has more body, more JT as: y independent. -4 Macking Mussolini ' iyi-JB- .... 1 . .ill. uu. ymii t .sii.lur.s i -- in- -. ' tWEL'POvWEP OF NNEAVnH Zt IKS'SYIfff SSWS, WW? J m coffee tbiti w. . .' ' "i coffee'contentment; and it costs you less in the long run. : I Center St. M TVA' DOOR SiAfc'LL CC?AQ TM' t?AZOR STRAP' M 5V00 y WILLIAMS - . Creinholt- - is ot--- tne The day's news tells of an aged woman of Italy thrown nto prison because she mocked the iron man, Mussolini, fhe law of the land nays that the iron man shall neither be nocked, scorned, deVided, ridiculed, blamed nop belittled. lussolini, it would seem, is as anxious to keep his dignity mscratched as to make and unmake mighty empires. Dan' . gerous business this! Empires wax fat and mighty when builded by monarchs ivho put.empire first and self last.. The Napoleons who fight md battle and sweat and stew..to. make all the world and his wife kow-tolow, before them, soon ose the sceptor and teel the loneliness of an Elba about them. t Love cannot be legislated. Honor cannot be legislated. Respect cannot be legislated. Every Saturday, r.lan Eats Anylljiiig moon-phas- A i - For-Sluu- s A and tz . Mr i. Every Wednesday 4eUn some. longer than that'. t iniltmeup.' 1. ' a fonnid" tteed liever does. l)rivcr: "Weil, perhnp's it would SAN FRANCISCO, May Vi (UP). AyeeratttUphthf ' Because of the success which at ria rtfofm' down. able figure and- eoimiiand-- respect. si;-- , 'fit didn't.. Kutoke so miidu" Tanlae again cami lie's the real article in tlie iiidttcr tended the first show here,- San tt tin rttcut. I'm' of ability. ll"s tfeinendmini.v iiy, Happy tlioiigbt for this week Francisco has been selerted as the itnnt and vigtinms namle fairly efferwrce! pefMiic'li-'- , 'Iion'i worry aiiout. the hot weath meeting place of the second Allnow. " Mist Clara fy. ynu may miL Jive through the Western Road Show, which will be Jifun, 1303 S: And bis nerve is boiunl!:ss. held October 7 to 15. wUi.lc, Mummer." ISA St., Bartiup R. II. Curtis, executive secretary ton, Iowa 4 Some people huve to pay cash be-- of the organization, announced the both were worn Gloves Egypby tbi-After a spell of Grippe or flu, decision to meet here again. At the are not known, and when your system is all run down tians and Hebrews in ancient limes others because they show last winter $3,000,000 in high-- j s:;js, and your legs are so weak they can are. Way machinery was exhibited. Dele--' South African r.i hardly bold up ' ypur body, start Traffic on-gntes were drawn from all Far Tanlac. in v right ' taking FOR WOHK1NC. PEOPLE Lrond was tied up recently whi n ni Western states. It's wonderful how soon you The best of workers get out of roallv fin Imnrnve! Tanlne Bails leaky tank carcontaining-- ' .'syrup it; Un- - sorts when the liver fails to net The number of stiver dollars in right in and puts the system ini"8rtuswl the rails, making true-- ; "blue' circulation in America to for the They feel liquid, bjtlf-si.'cleans get the possible engines trim. It blood, fighting dropped from revitalizes the digestive organs, tion. think they-ar!il diifcouraid-fiiii- l 191 to fifty-fou- r v eighty-fou- r million in . us lazy. .V''.c! of these symp- gives you an appetite for solid food in 11)25. The silver million and makes you feel like a new The famous Nelson 'Monument In' tirnw might result, in a sick spell, "curtwheels" are decidedly unpopuperson. in therefore the' sensible course is to lar in the East, but are still used Sflckvllle street, Dublin, em-teturn the trick will ' Nothjng quits as fast as Tanlac, made after the 1808, is being removed as .a hind- take a dose or two of Herblne. to a great extent on the Pacific ' It is' just the inedicine needed to Coast. famous Tanlac formula from roots, ranre, to traffic. . barks and herbs. Buy a bottle topurify the system and restore the The average cost of maintaining! vim nnd ambition' of "health. Price day and get started back to full In Tmltnit of Iha'Klnnillth trihe strength and vigor. Take Tanla1" a uinn in prison in the United States te. Mold by Hedquisl Drug Stor,., fm h de;,aratl(m a candl. Pills for ' constipation. Vegetable Adv. is $375 a year. date ftir United States Senator from eukkly rnose wnu upunc, uivv. readers of weak mentality, Sthat the accounts given , incite , jmitof. ,A (.Hmfts- mentioned. rot potential enmnm ;:v"-tin hum iu. snouia De a oit there vvlT wf,iTtv, snme readers undoubtedly would mfhded, and.this should go far to ounteract the other suggestion. : .mM than he criminal bent probably exists in far greater degree u u.u.v ana aouDtiess, .many uiu egcoStted, for gain, or other motive, if the person so Fear of Publicity is by away with It." VaViairinr "get .miDTa. ... Vitlt. if - it" Ttre' V 11111 UP III! r IA.1IUI1W.I mill .jnw no menus wsv as so far society at large onts crime it has the same result, S However, Heed may have con" sldered that, for him, he wasn't sflying anything especially unpleasantnot in enniiwilsiH) nltli olBCl-speeches he's made. When 31m Reed objects to a and he tili,ieets tn. nil of 'em what be does l it h a plenty. I doubt if he eoubl '"f " imieb of a fight in favor of anything. He's u a sciipinT. a regular whirlwind hut. so fur as I've ever observed, it's always as an obstructionist or a ioiilst. . I don't believe he could work, up enough ; interest .m" a - constructive iirograui to campaign effectively for ; it. cl TheregS" subject for thought in this, particularly for v..-- knan Snaiafino- that there is too much crime r at Coney's place Was Jiked by all the bunch; smile .wag 'always on his face, A hagiuilinger and not .the worst one, He loaned them lauiiey! agreement, STEWAHT "I desire to nay either. Rd ; remark, aa. "This is altoeether the A I ne'wt l!1,!(iy lu- blnte steal in history." business, too, It's dlffirult to get any rery pleas-- ! He did vnu u raaue i uisey suuie. ant meaning out of an adjecti' like 'Infamous." It was one of a num- But uv his customers are few, They've been .no quit ea while. ber applied, by Reed to that debt V. nothing mipleatMiut. at Mlsn- Thus Senator Jim r;;: onri, peitting ipfroin bis seat In hllt tM'bnli Of the Rolons, one day. re io niae uu w cently, to diwensa the Rovernment's bargain with Mussolini concerning ' the Italian war debt, He. hardly got what be desired. and do go far toward Or else he hag' a funny idea of the was tv, country, people' vil(trict at. what isn't unpleasant. Most (nitch "-- n ftaw probably would so interpret wu,d feet self-respe- BY CHARLES for n thpn fihow8 contempt truth forever, as one ordained to serve; he's found the , more clever than any modern curve. GLENGARRY "OFTES - ns : - Pride Wrong Kind of was sentenced to the "whipping con1C,rr i!r - at-- - Nk-- e de isn't some manner in which the ame treatment can ue -. , Dance tbiutf about apring la yon are too lazy to worry about spring. ' A WORDS OFTEN MISUSED: jiew salad auty be wade by Dont 1t Is real warm. Say ld fid say Ford la down lee hoi the and upside turning dlers. Ptulmlily waul as iliilute shaking until contents are well very warm. .. ilk the ilSPROXOCNCED: ou fetiuctfka uii the mixed. iuiittuty United SlWa. reparable. Amnt the p, not the r. These are the days every OFTEN MI8HPELLEU; Jdv It's I'.'id o"u3uj:l) to deal with some mark la. a boy's lessen looks more tisement; not ae. b stnpir::.r.tfit.T-cuticru- B. but When they are duli'lu-j- than they careful, watchful, vigilant, circum' look. It is t A bride's besotf'ls'greatly ''Pi spect - by chiKMsing ugly bridea-WUKU BTi Use a word Woman CustouH'r: I want a good maids. three time and it Is yours." Let can fci'uc!r. us increase, eur vocabulary by mast Aniltiiimis New t'lerk: Lady After scrubbing the front porch one word each day. Today's here's a ran oittruer that ciuimit be put out a. "smallpox" sign so people ering beaten. It oimsis any can that can won't track It aU, up, , tj h a- can oH'iier, njid i be oiK'tied . ' " n can be opened wilh.lWs any-vaFailing to pay your grocery bill r i that ian be opened with will keep yon from eating too beavi ean uih'ikt. I'll get a can and iy during the coining warm speU. any t show you. that I cuu sua ww jf j Exit woman. hand-me-dow- then you read of some lawyer debarred DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W.L. Gordon j iiiM-iie- ' . CAT ill! ' co- imlnesa Office OFFICE SQUARE DEALER When Chipman Chigg decided to run a mart of trade, his actions all were guided by rules of highest grade. - He said, "Now, by our lady, and by my halidome, 111 use no methods shady to bring the bacon horn?. The truth shall .be my motto,, and. on tMtruth lUdwelL concerning jirune or auto, or anything I sell- ,- I'd have all men contented and just as represented who spend their" coin with-me- , things must forever be. If haply I go busted upon some bitter day, because in truth I trusted, then let it be that way. Far better train with paupers than be a merchant" prince who wins by telling whoppers which make all good, men wince." At first trade went slowly; men could not quite get wise to one so pure and holy ; he dodged all eorts of lies. He'd say, "Those watermelons" ! cannot recommend, and only godless felons would sell them toa friend. Tis true, they look delicious, buMhey are sour inside," and it were vile and vicious to point to them with pride. Those squashes have been lying too long about the store; they are not fit for frying or toasting anymore. Those are cottonr.though they might pass as wool ; the how to Knnp vorti FitinxDS are rotten, of shoddy they are fulL". Then Miss Mnr.v Jiu ksan luut a bc;au,. and woof warp Chris Taylor wna hie naniej we would look with wonder upon this dauntless man-wh- o turned our rubles under, to, follow;, up his plifh. But when To w Jiiw Sliiry, don't you know, Most every. niKbt he einue. he recommended some goods he had forsale.jll argument was endeoT we Bahk&ff;upon his tale. So, as the years "TTut "now, 'lis nulier isml to snitS, P(Kr Mary's lost b Chris; went spinning to where Vtp year go down, old Chipman He hasn't been nronnd of late finest-tracame town. in There on the winning kept gee bis little Miss. iftke.,his trade away, Munchausen- - - SheToloaned flamboyant dealers hliu woiieyj " Published to the dallyTln 1921 weekly in 1856; a The WALT MASON TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS AVfTQ TO) TT Ht-ur- y .Publisher ....Crty Editor . , A Ml la Itt Strangth" l " - |