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Show fAGK TWO EMTOIT NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT ' 1 "l y - - - MEMBER NEWSPAPER EXTERPBISB ASSOCIATION , MEMBER CNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION GOOD SERVICE ... - L ., ,. -- I say that the modern girl baa no '..risible means of sup' port Nobody can I lers do not care a hoot what hannena whim they've made a sale? they soon forget a poor galoot when ...... they've relieved him, of his kaK Such men mav cut a : fBlU, I'll iay swath ; injown whetoiihei!: dopdadA areliapiayedlt,biitJ yeu that five I w yofr next ..JSitaLUshfct ia ,sekly In :Jg8ut :.UjtJaia2S.iJPiMrt4 - to soon a renown stack bars me from them now ten." that let have the up they HertW bulldtns, 60 South First West street Provo, CUb, every evening, choicest trade. Last month I bought a cof fa mill, that except Saturday, and Sunday morning. Delivered by carrier la Prove, cost one buck and forty cents; I bought the same of Jack Lake Tiew, Vineyard, Qrem, Provo Bench, and Pleasant View. All A New Turk law office was held of whatever nature should b made at once. . Telephone S3. A Jill, a firm blamed the up by five masked men who escaped Alas, olactive'pushingjrents. Entered aa second class matter at tb postof fie tn Proro, UUb. thing would notgrindTand alTmy efforts it withstood," ami after abort struggle In an The report that the- rob.85 I, with lacerated mind, called up those skates to make it Business Office Telephone ... . bers lost only $700 la probably Editorial" fioann, Telepbom '. 10? good.- -1 Tilled them Tip by telephone, I sent them caustic erroneous. . . screed by mail, I sought their store and made my moan, I V TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION no heed to twisted, their upon trail, camped They paid my. Delivered by earrler, per - requests, with scorn they heard my sad appeals, ttnd went 1, Aa exchange term the plow '"the Iellvered by earrlerrper- year, la advance ,..,,....-......f'.0m.t Important tool of clvillaatlom' Delivered by Mall in ytalvcouuty, pwjear, m aavance j. .......fa-jjii iiellimcjjatent heslsf or jetting Mns and wagon wheels However, Dennis Davis thinks, the r Delivered by mail in United States, outside Utah county, ornillinuiplejila and axle grease and balesj canis running it 4C0 advane. . . or hay, and would not talk or conee mills, of hard earned cioseJipcner second. ,' Hot than later And n so all day I tell the tale of how savinga thrown away. All advertising copy for tb current issue .must be '' these people treated me; men listen and their gills grow U o'clock, a. m. ' A Boston lady owns k pup wun- - inaijfnauun uir vo see, uas Donea ana IlSh- One of those "towsers. FJ Viw a sentence TOO Dig t frocks." they exclaim, "we wiU not trade with JarV A Viii . He hever pants; T - - lie n , "flfimpf liltllf VIOlftllSlV' HnCOniPI'rnen-4 tt,-- ,, ,,,,4 ,ir, 44i.t f,F 'T nvfti v. Tna'ufnil . u uuv uu alSaya Iroueera. in. " nu UUTH TKHCn u ovib " Bnmi uiav ui Kaiuc, mcj tary, "bat when I met him he did not impress me inax way i ttheir till. The dealer who expects to last, and with the One sign of greatness, says George all" The conversation concerned a factory otnciai wnose villiage thrive and grow, will dish up service good1 and fast . ReHKrave, la te have a signature rroutattoa in the shop waslioi the hlghe'sk a friend is better than a foe. ; nobody can feed. "But when I met hirh.M "That always makes a difference. Not knowing what a dicipline a man is under, what re-- " a Here's great newt fof boarders. quirements are made by the "successful achievement ofour Memories of Home The .salmon catch of Alaska-mawar proinct. we mafce Judgements which may express By FRED W, HOLXERMAN : aeon. """ Emotions' but which are very far from putting values on the Northwestern States Mission. ' ' ' .situation. ; At the close of the services the Mother, Dad, Sisters and Pals, - J No man is small enough to be disposed of in a sentence. Ah! what a day that'WiU ' Harmonialng Five ivlll ningthat too man is A false gods. Jn trying to do this we resemble When my old friends I wlU see, grand old ditty, " I taed to Be Aswhich any sistant tod the Village big to be 4isposed of In any number of sentences Back where the fleecy snowflakei fall, what you say he is but he but Now I'm Rolling My Own.. . mortal camfrsme, rHejnaybe Back to tha mountains ragged and 4 .Publlahet Q"ty Editor Vn. H. Herni!irook,,..i.. N; Guonar Rasmuson WASHINGTON NEWS H appy'Jfea A OFFICE CAT - TIT.1ELY EDITORIALS n tt. WAT.T.j 1 A n Independent Newspaper . RIPPLING I THE EVENING HERALD -- I. THE EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, FEERUAKY 3,1925. r--- 1 - - et-- . ,J' A. n . com-plal- ut .. - ante-mobil- e. - . - - - - - ;- ... ; - ' . . - - "ejjnt per-yw- ,m ,,,'f, i i - - f r ; ...... !i . - i ' ' t 5 T75Tv,f. 'i - . ' - . rM'TsJ" - "tj. j ' ' Mm, .v. .! -- J " 'V " t : - . . . 'f-40- - i i . V - v. u - high-bre- t innrrtfr-ri-e-r-rrT-T-- tl d t- t! -- . ir - -- . . becouie-exbauat- ed -- is other tall, thingsas well.The Dearborn Independent. Back where the un shines always warm, Back where the moon still holds Its charm. Men Not Machines . our new Immigration law, Due to the restrictions time first studying the menwho run the for are engineers to a machinesaswll8the M.cWneshis-ia-accordin- of the Arthur Dean Jr., Greene, Engineer statement by ing ficnooi oi rnnceion univeisiLjr. botntlnsf ijutihat he-s-up reduced by the new law. ply of cheap labor has been vastly of each individual to the employer and that, in consequence V laborer'ia far g. &e-:::- - How well J remember the dayi that are gone. That I cannot recall, for those days bow 1 lontt -And many-goopneta tarrTotdrgirof bome." How you never miss Mother or Dad till you roam," I doubted them often till I started out, ;b bow I'aa ft graven tbtm rlibTbeyoii d dolib t T. - Some More Ttilig 'ou Mllit Be Ir.teresteVt In Knowing. Men livlnfrln the southern 'stntes find it very difficult to remove their shoes without first unlacing them. Psychologists hare noT7etTeen able" to discover a woman who can yawn with her tnouth closed. ... It 4s vk a wmmoar-enppositithat the esklmos have long been gating artichokes with a salad fork. ; Almost all American college gradf nflteijaajsiintnJoteB-jtflthou- t -- - Till I left my mother ?t abort year ago, True appreciation for her I never did know, BaTMSa yiTng FHclTantniik one tblril Ymrw More affection arid To ve to my Mother I'll ahow. I'll cheer tip be? heart aBdinnke her feel gbid. And I'll do the ainnc thin? fur my dear loving Dadj- ,' brought this about, If thrnmigration4awaTHee to bow and give thanks. Tf oQT'r an vptv lonir aeo that the worker was con- sidered merely as a part, of the machine he operated. that. if thA machine waS forced to 8T0 the phuto-knelimit for a 4og1eriod.; without proper care it would brea3 ried very much about whether the man who rah the machine broke down or not "Industrial fatigue has thus far been insufficiently studied,"" says Dean Greene. ' Wrhave learned in the last "few years that the human machine cannot be driven be a certain speea unut uuriniig yuv uw u'8 iyond tvio wnrWino1 man has known it all alone. That the em realizelt-i- s one of the most hopeployer, tod, is beginning to ful signs industry has given us in many a year. -- -- we ought . la China 4 The boye of Shanghai have corae--to the conclusion that It H impractical to flykitea In the - - ... ' - " thtse-inatrrati- ' "County Farm Jig Champion Wins on Home-mad- e Fiddle;" "Old LANSING Mlcb., Feb. 2 (U. P.) Fiddlers, Charleston Dancers Com"Famous Fiddlers Henry Ford started somethlug pete for Honors when he discovered and iwpnlaris- - to "Do Stuff and every paper in ed ,Tfop" BiSbee and" "MUly" DunT this state tells "a similar" story." f'Old fiddlers" were a curiosity in ham, fiddlers wbooe melodies meat nred the paces of'waltp and .(square Michigan a year ago. But riw they bns sprung up on every side. And dfinmi a geueration'aito. Throughout the musically Inclin- each la heralded by notices of which ed motor magnate's home state of the following is typical: "Hlckey Illcks, nationally-knowMichigan, during the present win-- and -fiddler said - to diiicouhtany wterans wMte4inlred 'ter,' and has bow lo Detroit catgut operator-whand hamlet 'from ritv Eagle-HHt- r have restrung dunt coh- appeared before" Henry Ford, has bows. accepted the invitation of the Holt ered 'fiddles" and horse-bai- r Each '"bido for fame as "champion Masonic Association "to, apiear 111 " person. - Mr. nicks, although fiddler" of his coinmuiilty. by the loss of three fingers The resniltiiig music Is not In vain. An old timer shies out: "AdtTress' on his left hand, is said to get more flnger.and. thumb jour pirrers.Hll. Flrt couple leaila ttuislc out toof one neck of a homfe the to tbo right," and the dimccs of adjusted KrundimffntH ai fwlnjt the young- mad -- flddle than aiiypMfoTOer ' '. ; : sters and the Charleston Into the sliiw Nero." mote biti'lvHrO'UhL---- Ford'a nnme' menqs.: LHtn'ty afew hpftdllncs In. Brc tMOJHU!uljrj)rij!eifiUtomoMleJn t " Here In sruony State the. Wolverine sffttflr Joumnl, chronicling major "fiddling tncus with a new dance crate and "Turkey In the Btraw," provides a parties"-- loathe: ltyjind-lcl!dty a frequently a whb-clvi an ldof of Hie extent of dance Incentive ; 1 cs, Sir, That's My Baby." . tlit- - rose-peta- Joy-lif- n MyK 3l 'Iv.y - ' i " iit"r OF &G '5PEOlSv4uMa PEACVACA IOEE M JrAiKiKl -- BE4J.S0AR0 Sirf-A-Av- " 1 j SLtEP GOOOl t . - -- t, . 7fp JSK ; HMbltHt jrzz . will furniture certainty your expensive be handled by men who understand the business of careful hauling is ..what, your money buya hereTo know for . nr. - THE SPRINGVILLE - -- - Co, - ; NEPHfx He Looks Funny JUSMTSKEF StuffGoff By CHARLES P. STEWART ' - NEA Service Writer. WASHINGTON Guy D. Goff of West Virginia is;a new senator." That is, be was one of the last CORDOVA, Alaska, Feb. 1 For batch elected, in 1D24. This Is the first session, except the second time la two months the law has found a fugitive from Jus- the short extra one, of the senate tice posing -- se.2phy8lelan4n this alone,, for consideration of , presidential appointments, last March, section of Alaska. ',-The latest to- - be captured, accord.Of all the senators, Goff is the ing to word from Kodiak Island, is funniest looking. , Arthur Webb, wanted in Seattle afBald as a doorknob, with a ter breaking Jail in Okangan, Wash., rotind, chubby, lun(Mntly wldeeyed Sit yean ago. The only knowledge he- resemles a kewpie more of' medicine ,to help the man' ia his face, than anything else; or, bs one of his " venture woe that which he bad feUow members remarked, a cross gained in a penitentiary hospital. l'"tveen Humpty Uunipty and John I Webb ia alleged to nave stolen BOIL '. credentials from Robert C. John- ' lie knows his political stuff, never stone of . British Columbia, assuming theless. 1 - . Johnson's name when be fled to Juneau, Aln8ka. aJH was arrested tllght at the start he undertook later ia L'tah and sentenced to a the Important. Job of leading the term ot McNeil's Island gaining bis fight against the seating! of Gerald release there "last ' Angust because P. Nye, whom the regular Repulill of good behaviour, t.. ? cans didn't want because, though be Another .theft of aurglcal, equip-me- CfiUa- blmself 4- RepvUilkfan jof '" rob the Insurgent .type. ' Goff stunt but bery of Check iutiequehtl.v" caliid. .He went by steamer to Kodiak Isl- be made the .very" best of a pM)r and and present charges against case and was beaten toy only two : ;. Webb are concerned with bin. a I. votes. , He's a most effective speakerleged transportation of whiskey and This time Webb posed as Dr. R. B. bo frills, furbelows or flights of McKJbbon, introducing himself as fancy, but extremely clear, logical, .former surgeon general of the coqviociug and to the petit, not so Canadian1 Pacific railway. The man common a merit among senators la said to have spent 23 years in who incline to wander vcrbully .all . . various prisons and escaped cap- over the lot. ture fence after the Kodiak marshal! If Robert M. LaFolIctte, the pres had placed him nnder arrest. ent, saya in' the senate Until he's will still be 11)0, he undoubtedly known as "young Bob.' That name Appears to be fastened -oo him for keep. There Isn't, however, a sedater la the valley the treea whisper; member of Congress. He takes bis On the mountain high they shout, Fof "US glory to, bedeck a motifi- - responsibilities very, very seriously, He doesn't stagger nnder 'em, how" tain's side! ever.- - He's not in the least puffed In the valley And the forests up, .but he clearly has confidence In Sadly murmur their regret - . himself. At their lowly birth and life (n-' ' ! :: LETTER FROM QUEEN AT 101 v glorified. t -- , v - - bs rr . Welcome Home i , . L r WIS GUARANTEE SATISFYING RESULTS v -"- We Aim IARDY Minor 71" to Please" An4 the rIver""sobs And old Ocean's crogning cn.dence Only "swells the mournful dirge As the Welcomes home. the wanderer 8; First W, Office and Res. Phone 148. forlorn.. :?'. ti i j.. 'I j mm' m ii . iL'm'a aausag iwKPiidiuiiAMi'JLiiLMijjjiij'j'ja. .. -- - - . . ' . A. M. Church. Salem, Ore, ...' 'lB4li.Urlatv'-.- - " BERLIN ( United Press). -- Becr " ' ' has staged a historic comeback in Germany. Threatened by the en-- , croachments of --winei- iiquors-au- d brandy during Inflation days, beor ' ! Is again supreme.. While all other German Indus- - ' tries show a grave slump in sales, . the breweries are able to pay Vut dividends, partly exceeding figures. Most ;pa'y..at4east'.a)-picent, while some pay as mnebjas 2) . per. cent. ",' ; The prosperity of the Girmal breweries may be gathered from Uie ' following figures: The 'Berliner Klndl" brpwery,,wliich owns a cupi-- - r ' tal of $1,230,01X1, not only pays 20 tier cent dividend, but Wa able.tt Invest $000,000 'for ''expansion,' new' ' boildlngs add .hew "niuchlnt'rji,"7 The majority of nil iadnstjlul cji- 3 yrfc-w- J terprlses are espw(UilIyiHlu)rfivJ' 'ready. cosband have-tbe: freatestf - ni -difficulty; In wcnrhig TrwHso the breweries. Many are uhlu to; : pay off at once ail their liabilities with their bank accounts,, so that ' they heed not worry about collect- - " tag frojn their own debtors. The amount of ready cash in the hands of the breweries hieaviodlf; tha building of new beer palaces rn Berlin and manyotber cities. The, public apparently Is profoundly sat-Isfled with this development and ; the beer houses are the only places which are crowded. The beer has r regained Jts quality, and If It were again sold at the price, the. German, people inigltMi come resigned to their .present ' djf ft- -' ' ,s -- -- . -- pre-wn- pre-war- 'i cultieBL I , TOM. SIMS SAYS j : It 4s true that monkeys chntteir . in-.- .. but this diwent ; prdvo.. that Dnrwlu was ntore than hair' J right. The men nre still tir the alvurr 'I l.v. . 1 - 1EICESTER, .Eng. Mrs. Mary Tbo greatest, piece of fiction, now. Alexander on her 101st birthday re-e- adays is the label od a scotch wblky . : - i ed ' B letter of congratulations bottle. p";. . . from Queen Mary.. el as--.a -- ii IHUOCIf ISO Its longing " For the glittering ley, gorge . fa tbf snow-cla- d "peak where, f V brook, ''twa born ; , PAYSON i AtTASDRITd INGERMMi Does IN ALASKA " BEER COMES But He Knows His . i J HOUSE" ONE-PRIC- E Wanderer . . - FUGITIVEFROM - tiomJ or-Russ- ell - r -- Dixon Tayl PROVO f. h a Monarch Range fok Every - foHoWed,-togelher-witl- e&Kgrnt i "There - - - '- Day , ' '7. BY WILLIAMS d lr '"'r It costs' approximately 32 cents a word, for jtheLTnltedPj8&to carry news from Tokyo to Son Francisco, OUT OUR WAY- - - " , Mary Mary, Mary, quite. contrary, Best let your tresses grow ; For these barters and nuts, Twlxt tbelr clips and their cuts They've made you a holy show. b, -- bundi-captie- ."Do we sleep to much?" a writer in one of the magazines. No. we dout. There ig an amateur saxo phone player across the street His loving kindness, like fair, Was sbed abroad lu words of love and cheer. Ills smile, his gentle steps, bis humor rare-"-Ohow the heart recounts these memories dear, And ( lonely, mourns beside his vacant chair ! The greatness of bis soul yet linger here. . . He never died; such loving souls aa this - Forever live, and never e miss In Heaven. This my solace sweet must be As He who loves His Children comforts me. -- Tnknown in the Lariat -- -- " Grandfather " By E. L. HECKLER (fulted Press Stuft Correspondent)' - -- ; - partieuiariy the! parlor. . .. AKo'jnattet how hard they Jf? the fhhabltantsWParls' cannoTwalk on b!uaie, JHE CORNER CUTTERS For-Ever- y :Jhree times a day, SGadavt ayear youiepend on yout l kitcheajrange. to produce an "appetizing meal to appease the appetles of your family. Is there any furnishings in your home more depended upon? ,1.',,':'-Bring real comfort to your home and make Jhk jear.J!JMQ year.: Make the hours spent preparing lhtnjly.eakeatBleMffi ' assuring perfect baking results with a dependable oven. Here is a gift that will never grow old and one that will be enjoyed " rr.r- . 'by the whole family. on .. 0. yea people young or hoary,,' arm yourselves with qme. None of the American senators jweaponirgory; strike to rid this growing city of a pest that believe in playing on should be slain. Show no mercy in your dealing. Take no Sundays. heed of all their sauealin?: ounish 'till there'll be no dafureF Macaroni is very soft and pliable of their coming back again. For, the lawns they're baundTj after It tms been bolleoT in ivatef. r to TUlrf, In ipite of all the work we're doing r maklne na thr That, liijfese" JM reanie" it "by across them daily till it almost drives me mad. No matter this time, the main 'object of all how I strive for beauty, they seem to think It is their this Is to he funny. duty, to walk across the lawns and parking just to' make Grocer , to Clerk : Getting ready them look all bad. Oh, policemen brave and fearless, if you bn'ir go h'jpiy"? Why, 't'p Tioir til clubs tin mteartesTTreg "Ityant tgeeiT quitting time." erst Hammer till they're good and sore. Make them use before .. Clerk: Well, don't I have to get the walks of pavement or send them to the jail's enslave- ready half an hour before working GOES ment so they'll jstart their think-tank- s working' and walk time td get here? across my lawn no more. MICHIGAN; CHARLESTON A Pteasant Thought JSThcn a womaw wawa to man she'll find no surer marrying him. , - NAP COSTS LIFE " ' OLENCOE. HL Taking a nn'p bel' fore a fireplace, Mrs. M, C nendo" was burned to death when her cloth If a maa doesn't fear the" law' he't not likely to respect It eitherr ing caught fire. t - r n iv ''' 1 getrld nf-- a way-than- ?llzllJlll: J ' j" ' |