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Show THE EVENING HERALD, MOSDAY, JAMIAEY. 18. 1926 ."AC3 TWO 3 EMTM AIL FAGE NEWS FEATURES .PRESS COMMENT RIPPLING HYMES THE EVENING HERALD 7 A n IndependentJicspo,per t -.. V.-- - m- .... . p TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS ' 1 - - ii - 1 ' WALT MASON THE CRITIC finx could never write a story, but he lfltes to criticise. dispel the hard-wo- n glory of successful writing ruys. Vm. H. Hornlbrook-- , . ... ... A .. ...... Publisher ............ his critic's, diadem on, he denouncei-ToIWith and Dick; V. Gucnar Rasrousoa . Ct. EMItnr A.I Cnpes, i is a lemon, Jones, the author, makes him JstabHshed as weekly to .1856;. as dully In 1922. PubUsLed faythe sick. Like a savage he advances through the books upon lerld building, rWHfcroffc Fhnst Wt atiYet; Proved Utah, every enlng, his shelf.Nroasting epics and romances that he couldn't txrept Saturday; and Sunday morning. Delivered 'by carrier in Provo, write himself, ..'JQftthj critics rail at Dickena and the inas-JakHf.-iiiraj:33jc anj Tny .indjgi5Soflipen8 as Victorjlalnti of wbatgse'r nature should be "made at mm. Telephone .93. Entered aa second eln us matter .at the postofflce inProvo, Utah. ians they flay. 1 would think them hunkdory, I'd admire .....res the pens they wieldif they would but write a story rankbusiness Office Telephone . . .....107 ing up with "Copperfield," There are critics in the alleys, Editorial Room, Telephone there are critics at our doors, and they peeve us with their TERMS OF SUBSC tlFTION sallies as we strive to do our chorea. I am painting barns Vllvvrpd hy carrier, per njonth ......y.,,;.. ................... . .v40c .". . and $4.60 fences) and a critic neighbor cries, "Oh,- there hues In advance fH.Jr5U4y carrier, per year. r year, in advance ..j..,.,..13.50 will shock men's senses, they wouldT jar an artists' eyes!" Slivered by MatHit IHahmftir-la And this uu,- - outside Utah oanty, pef ear.4.80 eMvwed toy mail triticruearly fainting says-- should take in . . . ... ; .. . v. dvnnce but when he does jobs of paintiiigthey're absurdly Xfos wfvit. iMofrmust be In not later than worse than mine.. If a rubber ball we're bouncing, if a U advertising pvf 11 o'clock, a. m. hen we strive to kill. Critics come around denouncing work that's far beyond their skill. If a cow We are dehorning, if wemake a basementbrew, critics come.with idlejBConH. The Paper Age A sinerle newsnaper in New xorK ing of the work they cannot do. 'When a man whose skill' U naner aire. it use fm wvA AAA nAM Ikon a! uttyci umn is better than my own, at cutting ice, gives me. counsel, Will inntfnnrps tnat It ll?.uw,w pouuus ui .;. for all donnerwcttcr?-- ! shall follow his advice "iad been used in the wlwle history corn. was ... when George Washington Purposes, - And yet, there had been paper enough to write and print DAILYLESSONS nost of the great literature of thought and imagination that IN ENGLISH i ;h human race haa produced two last the science and in machinery, Jn certain things, By W. Gordon mndred years have done more than all their predecessors. - WORDS OFTEN " MISUSSJDf But not in the things that are printed on paper. In these, Don't say "providing we are preseveral ages were greater than ours. "In sheer quantity, one the best, uses more ent." Say "proTlded-lTbjfcr. aie B7. varieties of ; f lewspaper, and that not the wisest or the defeated kind being the mankind. If of all O F T E N MISPRONOUNCED: the ages than one previous in year paper nioat nuineroua. Protest Accent the noun on the we could multiply intelligence as fast as we do the means of ' 'XI theTerbjM last syllabi am ve Jiext-weenf orming-it- f the supermaa-wouMEMBER NEWSPAPER EXTERPIllsE ASSOCIATION MEMBEU UXITEO PRESS ASSOCIATION J f . the-poe- t, ' Cuts Ssdan Prices $100 K & terilpfii 1 .,.. my-sig- EHective January 14th, 1926, n; Standard Six Sedan (Wool Trimmed) - :i'. ti Standard Six Sedan (Mohair Trimmed) $1395 1 , ThT' ', a" . OFFICE CAT I. Demo-crat- i, ; -- -- M $1295 Big Six Sedan (5-Passeng-er) ; : ; $1895 Big Six Sedan (7-Passeng- ; : ; . $2145 ;'. : $2095 er) Big Six Brougham . Iiove your netshbor's phoiiograj OFTEN MISSPELLED : InevitL snaps Phil Hellbut, as you would able... Not.ible. ' . your own. SYNONYMS : Approval, approof bation, praise, commendaUon, aaac-tloThings that humiliate are frequently an indication ' ' George Harries says that many a false standard. eulogy, consent, f " Often we find individuals who are humiliated because girl is so clever that she can get iifbo HORD STtfY: "I'se a word needed to be close to .a man that when he three times iud It !s yours." Let they are doing the mental jobs when the work embarrassed. tempts to steal a kiss she just can't us increase our reason for feeling done and there was no good vocabulary by" ma from him. terlng one word, each " dajr. Today's Are humiliated, by wearing get attay ' to word : RH YTHM IC ; pertaining to shabby garments, when considering their responsibility; The Reason, rhythm, "They, be would along the clothes in fine discrqdittheir appearing otherse, lief beauty fades, but, ah, we know road In rhythmic motion," , ' -ft Being Humiliated y V ". . :v:" ; : Big Six Berline 1 $2225 'I ' Hme-jpeoplaJi'l- ia. wllrwme4wcteF-Don't be afraid t soil your bands. There are many kinds Its loss Is not now due to 3inTpIoytieflv?h ; nge. But merely to the rwit Irn hHi ia the differ' ence.-- ! wish I had a Siwtiluh mmh . the-labo- r honorable. and clean earned in such ways Is Xnugh and th wnrld lawlm with 4"? fceis." Why, I wasn't hinting, To be ashamed of your employment because you are com- you. v eep ana tne wortu uiuhls, ji..miV Now you behave ! I 1nat irl:!iv l!i(it woman saw you then! pelled to wear JEoirseaiment is to exhibjrrfalse pridfeyhkh at you. CSi Jimmy, no sensible personjdniires7:biraThamed of doing the "klUing J Yon - Complaint Adjusted. - oujrht in he inyou're : the movies yonrselO shows mistaken stahdard ' Little Glrlj Mother suys she for the time when you are irri-tabyou're perfectly, scandluqs! sold the cake you thoaj H nj dn't etop y .transgress found a fly in you deliberately or unkind oit &clf ishr-whe" her. people are getting, up J Let's go over - of ? doing. laws right the Grocer: I'm sorry. Tell her to thei-- where it's darker!"'. . Those who succeed in the battle of life, are, as a rule, wnd the fly hack and I'll give her not the ones who at the outset have had. everything juite a raisiu in place of it. . Who .would imagine-tha- t youngis those who are consters ever were thrilled by holding smooth and easy before them, but meet with must l hands In prayer meeting? scious of an inward power, aware that they L. E. Chrlstenson : What la difficulties which at times would seem to baffle them, to gns? loot Goorge Icvcn; Natural gas is the tA credit ..investltfatot-say- a struggle along with a brave, determined spirit and account more likely result, of the meeting of a'hole-Io,- per cent of. Americans I'.ve be acquire success well earned, and on that their means. The other 11 per ' . me. golfer and a man with a perfect ) yond to be lasting. '. cent. peer over your shoulder at tfttf j radio. , standards. . Avoid mistaken newspaper you are reaatng. J , The mosquito has a faculty of al- Why don't the women catch pnpq tayirnrtogTiMeTrwTir - - She : A kiss flioniaV-Th- at J easy, speaks volumes, they JtBTigettr Ask the girls, they wear the warmer they are. For they haven't any place at home IK Don't you think it wou.'d be to spoon. laches golngr fiav wings; com- W jn8t can't figure out why some - Take a glrL InJknee dresses an$ So ihey lake aome awful chances. sporting to start a library? leaden feet ' ing, , " ; ehilly-be are screen silk" stocklngg. She may rich m0tt skinny; i ro4 ' 'Did you enjoy the bachelor din mancea - . but she's considered a warm sister. believe I'll have1 my hair cut Vndyou wish' that they were on ner last night, dear? n'e'have no scientific flata, but "Oh, yes; rather alow Tiffalr short like a boy's," remarked Dor-ltheir honeymoon. about HarQest getting thing we always wul entve iue Isn't It dark herenthmgh age seventeen, in the presence is learnlngldplay brjdge. wwder puff- - was a marshmellow. "Ionestly I'Can't thing! Is "And who were the bachelors nam- of her male parent, aged forty-twot your hand, Jlmmy?--Jioyou ed Mulze and Bernlce who wrote "You'll get ffTfliingle It you do," he op ! You promised you'd be good their names on your, shirt bosom?" declared coyly.- - . I'd come out with you tonight I nv stop. I won't kiss you ! 8top, ""Once we" met It ia the easiest thing in tbe golfer who had I'll go straight home! Say, do made a hole in one. ; After that we world, thinks Charles Carter, to u think I look like Llla Leey? eoi versed with hlui only when he stretch the truth, especially about do have more ex overtook us, Veil,' perhaps,-ourselves. the most profitable, and the money Irotthey-arefreqHen- tly f : igSixTDIub Coupe. g $1650 Freight and War Tax Extra- - wbat-wake- -- of the above priced represents a reduction of $100 These are the finest Studebakers ever produced - no reduction in guality. 1 EacK Ithand le n:-Sa- it ? -- J nat-urn- TTKe aIast - StudeKaKer Corporation of America SOUTH BEND. INDIANA , .. TOM SMS Leaa-eloth- SAYS er mnsJi-fSo-ilo- "I a, Ohr-Jimmyl- sca ! i - r j S-"- - hp- - W5 iiiia kTiYiS 1hir$': lQ3,Xy:4 lii ' if - ' " lit II L - MA V'tPN Bifl I " f HAw'rA I V MANFUL WASHiM 4rms wetK pom. - - : 1 ihE.WS SO " MUCH TuFF vm-- bridge; Band. the remains of Percival He " ' ' Sapp ; cur with b girl on his" "-- - lier slumlerlnir her. He heard the bell, brake. . BeneatiThl8stone one but no had - O.- - An- - - m., bill lie had here-wlth- JKtJO, no chains out y 'leak. Girvin-Deuel- " - -- ; bunk,ji he was The Constantly Increasing drunk. Beside this brook Willie sleeps Patronage of the was narrow, but he tried to pass, The bridge Hi j . She "stalled her boaf on a railroad " track," 8he's gone very far and she won't be back. -- Sutton Gate . JtTere lies the remains of OIlie Pld, He thought he wouldn't skid, but did. Indicates Its Popularity as the Leading Restaurant of Provo and Utah County. Here lies the bodies of both - the -""Drakes, They trusted too much In their 4wheel brakes. -. fb r y our money c: - - mint Chewmg'SweetTor any money; Heaven help women - -- - M4V MCThAERS GET a .,- - ... I . . j .- "J - - - rr Courteous - Service-W- ill . .....r-- .. - : ' Always Make Our Cafe i O'er Michael OTooele they've Just said Mass, " ' Reached for his brake but stepped ,.onirfhe gas. - Highest Quality Foods and Quick, She took one lesson and then drove hey own car,, . , P.K.HandyRiA - . Was likevMary.La-Marr- , - look for WRIGLEYS ' ; In the hearse that just passed Pat O'Shean, Bottling liquor and gasoline. and-Uie-best-Pepper- 5 'a Johnson occupied this He tried to drive while M o re ""VI 1 361 Meters, General Elec-triOakland Usual' features ; 4 p. m., St. Francis orchestra ; S :30 p. m., John Smith lies bis "As a Woman Thlnketh," Louise shoes; He drove his car while filled with Landis; 0 p. m., concert; 6:55 p. in., boozi news, weather, stocks, markets; 8 p. m., mtislcal program; 9 p. m., Here's Mary Jane,- but not alive Ricketty-RackettRad!o Minstrels; She made her cat do forty-fiv9:30 p, m., auction bridge; 10 p. m., California Collegians. J Ed. Jones Is lost to earthly wiles, KHJ, 40S.2 Meters, Times,. Los .He tried curve at fifty miles.. Angeles Usual features; 12:30 p. And, take one in one of these evem., dance music ; 2 :30 p. m., auction ning gowns. Her shoulders may be Beneath this turf lies William 7:30 p. m., "Dogs,"' H. M. Robert- bare, but she doesn't give everyone - - son ; 8 p. m.r Roberts' Golden State a cold shoulder. . Meak, 1 . J He used a match on a gas tank Ice on the i vm mm - 4 lies c William T Metef,- Eitrle '1(57 jl concert ; 7, 8 p. m.y p. ni Owen Fallon's alif ornlans : iOTTTKr Packard Bah-lad hour. KGW, 491.5 . Meters, Oregonian, Portland 10:30 a. m.,' music, news, wea ther ; 12 :30 p. m., Rose City Trio; 6 p. m., concert; 7:30 pu m., weather,' news, markets; 8 p. m., met Ion bridge, word cartoon on styles by Sago of Yamhil county, McElroy. quartet; 10 pv m., dance miwlc from MuUnomnh hotel, KFOA, 454.3 Meters, Rhodes Stores Seattle 12:30 "p. in., Klwania club ;"2 p. m., women's club program ; 4; 6 p. m.; Huffman-orchestra7:49 p. m.( weather; 8 p. nu, program; 9:30 p. ni., Hurkness dance TOMORROW ' Rains, ' programs; ON THE AIR Wtlllflm En; 6:30 p. m., children's hour IneeTSo p, Tap. e. WARSH-Bo- T uasta be hanseo XTere lies - A. BiGr Shed a tear for AI McGluck, missed: a Ford but hit a truck. " Erie Motorist. "EPPy-XAJrT- 1 . ? ft A Good Place to Eat". |