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Show acs two rr KEW3 FEATURES vi - THE EVENING HERALD, TVESPAY, JANUARY 5,1926. -- TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEVS BMTQEHA PRESS COMMENT R1RPLINGV-'- ' v. THE EVENING HERALD mt RHYMES 1 An Independent Newspaper The OFFICE WALT -- MASON - :cat " preotfaf up imt INT a task Haik. Al he kmc! of f WEEPING ALONE fur dad, ejiiiKm Kay Nearly always I am cheerf uL nearly always I am gay ; need ' k cloibee brush. when I find I'm growing tearful I pack up and mov away, ..Publisher There ar times ni. u. uuraiCiriMiK ... voter feels some epaamaof J Stin If a law satUfJed everybdy, when V. Guimar UasuiUMia, ., .......C'ty Editor diespair? he believes thatevery he's the toter of a load too great there ya . Alf llwidrirktt, Established as weekly In 1856; i a "daily in 1923. "Published In the to bear.' If he's careless "ofTihe feelings ot his pieces and wouldn't be.ji med law. the o( any Herald building. 6U South .First West street, Provo. Utah, every evening, Lhia aunts, he put up hia grouchy pieliflgs,and ha cusses-- f (.xrept Suturdy,-Jjui- d iiunday uwrnmgIlelivereil hy carrier la Prove, ! MEMBER NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION ' "4 MKUBEK I'NITKD PRESS ASSOCIATION - , andheTantsHesdealingwitheut Lake View, Tineyani, Ojeiu, Prove Bench, and I'leasant View. All eom- onoe. laa.u or wbutttet- - nature &uu:a te jiuue xeiepuone aa. In Prova, Jutered ai second class matter at the ,t , lth. ilUxe measure.-iTviling, roast, thereby spoiling an the pleasure pi the Knock and B yen. ma aur snappy -' (llallroad tflr.) Jinest cofFecwould come - from" a! roaster who specializes - - ' the finest m only 'is the only Z - tie. ha' "7 "it :logial"to assume . coffee? 'Schifthg roaster-iAmerica f grade of coffee. t coffee 'produces-'iuLon- : n e, U ncre third class . . onesvwho love him most When I find my temper spoil;: , nd teals in vacuum tins bmihiesi nuui aa auiked of decay; all the peaceful waters . A Iruva ing, symptoms "showing tlnsiness'Office.Tflpphnne, where he bought hia typewriter "second-or-- : .. roiling, ! pack up and move away. I go streaking, in. a ribli6u ;;Uituriul Rooms Telephone He replied: I dont I Powder JT to trees the the goiitudes. among where,; sylvan panic, , boy her flwvera," ' ' TERMS OF blBM R1PTION titanic i indulge in bitter moods.- - There, amid the forest - Schilling-coffees- , .. Delivered by carrier; jwe mnntli jfrouchy-thoughall I I reaches" my lisp; there cuss the ?They Will have a lot of toll rate . . . . .... ...$4.60 lelivered by carrier, wt year, in advance ...U60 stately beeches, roast the Jiemlocks tola crisp. ;I inform oa the road to KueveM, ojilnee 11 L. yeur, in ad ranee Delivered by Mall in Utah county. Delivered by mall la I'nlted States," outsidet'tah county, per year, in the oaks and "cedars 1 wiir write them, up, some time, so Alger. , . . . . , . . ,.,. $460 thatwise artd motajTeders wDl regard them as a crime. .. ...... idranre ..tt. ........ Vnea I first fell off the roof, All; advertising cbjiy' for tb current issue must be la not later than And I tell ,the pines and larches they're, too cheap for any :; '' 11 o'clock, a. nu-- . use, talking till my larynjj parches, spraying all things with MSd thet painter, 'I didn't know H 1iUMraar abused So I work off my distemper;, and go homewfid ber I vaa.but an aoon aa I hit with a smile, saying "slcAand al3oemper--eve- r ) , thus I tb aidewalk I wound out" Psychology A La Florida. a is that sa far frottt.showlnff conquer bile." Homewarq to my aunts and' nieces, to ftkh' t The latest a nyta and bla wife can't get ff is all or the increasing cessation diminution, of fenzy shot rny: sire, my grpuchea nephew any signs eeyoucmbuT. ' albnartogether It Is perhkpe best andV multiplying and astonishing the, natives, seriously ; as ; emiling like a house .'afire vest grocer will that they separate. For if the tneir capacity ior asioniBiuweH iuui, uy umb ukic JanttAArlw AAii ? -- trfmt4e teaehea aa acute- Mage they fan' OKtrounuwr ehowed him tna taiiy have to be eeperated. they comer Miaiqi i Jubilantly H IN THE UEGtNSaMJ. taxed; And aisoiy. ion mn anQHiiiitA tact thjhave.t of tourists, she, declares iiuxin through an enorbeuMeleacepe the sit? pi? ."- in fie fyj';.l. j tfiie fchjhfct., i Then lo v4 ,wfta bfrf 'i iU-mi a Orit flwnrmine- in dailv.. Steamers are overcrowded as they a fi Thoueht t pWle li - llat - JdlT IffllTKor to: their, Jjiait, nd,the fhen"Veh to t44e tlt, 'I ISUnsew m ltranUfyl Mornine r f r?f A -- world forlurn,.,JT all r r? motorcade lodkal a!JontinuoUs like juur luajemji. me natronoraer apa-- rfie noblest i worda . thlit nutu'a jwith I)Mef hiEhiayT MJ U'4 tiA? they wanted to get out ot Jersey lli ,U ' ieompoaed a ' phenomenon one r dan uiwerstana. h. il of cars. : If that bad, it see ma as thongs they for HgJt4 1 tousand jlUK "'"'"K. theaiser. otn- H(Hers& "Find check fw Mitild have found a pleaaanter way. Of joy unfurled. enclosed.' And iieti haautifiil winter iresortfor thil noise ai)d bustle a And .bound, with goldeni'luga imoon to nieJ Li iTi - .i.n.;ni!'ni,4lff Mnh rvsvphnkxrv l a A iam prnout savs the pitii,nfTt,iiuRe pnulah, natwdor "haa'retlred on EvHehtlv there la sometmnir in with his hand, be added impe friends are not that way tat.f. If con account of dwj.vn he has " '('Hii't yon uuike nie . rt , 4,PrA tlint. ntoxicates the mind and And color flamed tbe earth acannin sCautly la each other's company,. saved a hiilllou tlollaraApiureiib "of of out this?" inen, With glui desire, ly he Is not yet' too old to tlirow-4b-e causes young men, old men. all sorts and conditions The continued big crowds at the Strand the past few flocks of Till life sprang to the birth, The younger- - eneratlo- seeroa te buIL viana. dream dreams and count whole r weeks is evidence that our patrons are enjoying our fine fire. Fire anawerlng chanced the old aona; to read American Engineers have mlirv belore the completion of the process of incubation. of picture and the exceptional fine music by lineup an "Be ever huuUile ft r, no there's a anchorage was M. 3. quiet, dreaipy I'aually Crawley says, when ' Two years ago Biscayne bay And ho the world awoke, Russ BAbV GRAND ORCHESTRA Mines home." of at STRAND Survey vast foreet THE Iphioe a is there'a it head iittle ia uiuch the ; ' today And ail was done, of beautiful pleasure yachts; i r comes out of the month. steamers three deep at When bound with g and shipsnd golden rings ' ' KAKKOV. (l t'.ilr is reportShe Is that a popular song you v : around .Under the aun. Tonight PATSEY RUTH MILLER in Se docks and the wheels of a big city are turning ed here that a pnrry nf A morlcnn nfe p'.arlngt " - Warner any a you can't think ' lo"ROSE OF WORLD head THE a of wheels V big' Monroe. Harriet many und mlulug jJIe It was before I Uran jlay straight and go crooked or vice and around. Also doubtless the engineers, chem.sls . r ' lists representlnp- the MeMee In It. r in nrocess of rapid revolution.-- versa , HIS MARTI. YOl'TII i WEDNESDAY AND Company have arrived nt L)oi ti ITHITRSIIAY iw Iliriy ijudi'Uliii:'! f HlU.lt, nittntll puniShmeAf7si&i , 4JH'!(il (HtUegNlt. WUt hr tlui"' limit Jiin," isaid tb XUr little iul so ! asmost the j te pink and white all liijfhrnt fl? "Tfl'"fMlf1 W t leJI'"'W i(1lt'fPS "Mtl Hetf ToUoseW!"wrpetice-vo ;ord'g youth. l:d fetorlea in the lionet Tbisin tox fIU. .M.mnia.uis aDinyc.i.oneeyuui Your ire 'oWiwti. wno TVio onfr nnrl nnhruiaed look upon nis yontti." snrsi tiietd rcr, Ml JU (lie t neonle r iivorok UustrU:t lfrar Jn Decenilier '!"''sweet. iil tmnuiuitiM 'w.Nvy t n ne came se4ms uret fiCd erw-iiiruii tlx impossible and "It N?w ,rla say: r.itfftVt)f 'fi)irinHWl tiuicide. If jun. .iiirfiiis j. .no. i, survive such blow. Ijcoul4p. tijfihy man should JIN J l.i. ' flu r. Id MonorXMature j.'.itt i lovet:i tue ngnts wvprigiit and fair 1 Therein ihev do thems(ftoo little ' r.i i.f erldurance.3fce iiHiice'an"d for Vi.K "ThiJf in' VoiirMr! K ot i iJ eacfiM&afMOTftcity. gives yli.i tl- - Mm A..yoi'afe, W'bnt l'ittio'r' J' i d wt w j quire- .),,' That yba'ttinghfyW rtitYs 'ak' onurcomes apon fi hi 'hen the first " beifdtv store." ""f,-i- ; " " wiainw III lm to hrs'khaeWbtftwaajusts nimseiijio L fti8 ?; fliritii yjiaf I f ",' eauiDDedJto second. a endure yule Hits i I el nd bwjausexlit niiiini)j ffAt himflpsa than (WLfifsO j fiit'ihfe girls ..hav'e'.&elr. fun,' as T)Hs crmdlftH rofdf Av.ell as.the boys," jsaji tf. pnunlnent! Ae notjqnget is iresdisibiljty; bloivs urea nil yrqiuafv .; "e,huven- nit uuybjttjj ui is ' it -- ..OS are no f - - iacti . ts if ,y.-i- r,l Schilling (Mfee orninr , : .'.y.--y-.-.- T 3o6 from-Florid- - . J-- i, ..... I V "'-ke- ep y - TJ- f J ! 1 jn & 'fflj to-piec- es u;r Pkd ftaurViwJ ad fy " vTfi3 - . , - 1 : i bie-ajfe- . . -- - -- f r : i. t ocean-goin- -- ; -- . 4 "" - spi-l- -i f ; VtHfebu-'l!p- - a f' T&ftanfaHae-andLjfirexf't- , s thirty-eleh- r IS&VnsrfjjwH oaoH" j.jwji.jK wviwwfr ( HI J ...1- i . "i I ST 11 1! t in-s- -- 1 - cofjll -- i n "T'lri. baking powder. All that is necegl sary to proauce oaiancs or tnc finest at the lowest cost. went nhvsical iniurv upuallv causes less immediate sr system being un- pain than a' IrWal The shock, we say, has deadened the injured man's sense j , quality1 V of feeling. similar protection is afforded when cer into the iiystehii - The bodyTaarab- lain poisons" :.iue.rA85 ..u utuHi- sorb so much oi them ana to be s in Dy the injurea ability ized by system So it is in the case of grief. If the living could at once feel the measure of their loss when a loved one dies, reasona by might desert them. A kindly mature protects ofthem blow. the to the weight sold of nicely numbness adjusjted The greater the loss the less one's ability at once; Hcomprew w.1 :.t l $ bend it. sales ayTOiaayTieoCT .li If the clistitutej.tDe aitnetea ana me wreicneu enuurc vueir ... ..v. their fate with a cheeriul stoicism, it.is nox uecause r-- - f r, t RPTifiiMlities.are by nature less fine than those of the for have e brought bludgeomngs tecause'?i pealed tunate, but ' T)UT OUR WA- Ythem a blessed insensibility and hardened them to their ' ' , fate. Baltimore Sunv . A TnjuYyr-The'limoti- in woman always has a reason for everything, hut usually it Imi't the one she gives you., A, en no-mor- v vJ -- of any oncra bxano -- B DIPLOMATS mmm prmvud v , . WILLI AW seehisface-bu- ; t, 'v e any-th;n- , Jiid!!e.-iow'i)- -- v I I ' . ar l , 11 Ijf '.;!. .4. . '."swap , d ? - '; ;""r " LIGE CONLEY ' " i . -- havoc:.;. George O'Brien "Madge Bellahf u'' THE -- - 'in - K : DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH ' DON-- i ' v KIRKHAMi 'and his orchestra "' In Concert ' I .' tonightl:30190 DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS - t ?,;in . f D0N Q Son of Zorro" . 5. f t Wednesday Thursday EVELYN BRENT in FLYNN" COAST OF FOLLY" "ALIAS, MARY an Allan Dwaa production FAT Wednesday : : 52aafi??.S:i0e" ', ' Wednesday - Thursday GLORIA SWANSON SANDERSl-COUNTRY:-STOR- ."Ace of SpadestNo.6'', E, i . Capital Prizes t Load Coal Load Coke - , - BflW.L.frprdon Hfe w'fte IK1 iff i WORDS OFTEN. VlSCREn Don't Say "tb wherealionfs of the men .. were unknown." " (Say , "tb wherealKiuts was." I OFTEN MISrHONOrNCED- Liersuasive, , Iop't. iitonoum-the a as a. lrTEX. M I HOTEL-LEIIndepen dent. Not ant. ' r . J 1 " ''-:!v'--v-- e J I't t SYXONyMS-Bannuo- t,' ieast!4JJestMtx, repast; ment. " . WORD .STTTIX it 1 three.-timesan- con-su- v'''l to 1 Vol-(ten- d '"'! V'J- - Comecry'-?- 5 . the "shop Tour luck may lie. bad. But it could be worse, rttippose you were a f rying-sliiechicken In Russia' I . 1 '" , . TONIGHT .. A screen version of the international stage success Ordinary travel may broaden one but Christmas travel flattens ones! are-legall- -- - f- V Onr ambition is to be a plumber and have an aaststant to do our forgetting for us. . t Trt ',' ltn? llIl. Shows COLUMBIA 2:30.4.7:3r:9:15 patented in 1TOQ and ncighliers bnve dropiied ia to use it ever since. On Christmas day ealy" slogan changes early." h e ' -- '' wag The only thing worse than Christ mas cigars is the Jokes written about Christmas cigars,, including this one, ABOUT DRINKS f " r rt hir " ,' AREWORRIEDr . smopolitani f v New Yerk" . The sewing machine I - TOM SIMS SAYS I A The'' stirring and ramantie tale of hoydaniah irl f 0li New York's Shanty. ; town,wtio danced her way. r tie1, , are tremendous. - As the oul) oases In the land, they're expected to be lavish in their refreshments of all and aundry of their visitors.. A drink is the Tin tiling the. caller at .a diplomatic residence looks fOr thing; he when he arrivs, the-Jatnkea before his departure and he' itlsapiioinied if several haven't been Interspersed fM'tween tbew two. If supplies, oocV exhausted. "can't on '.a lierinlt Iasls, .the PT.EWAUT. P. CIIAliLES By diplomatic cmnmunity will have-tNEA. ServloR Writer WASHINGTON Th( nature of ?o'ilry or ttronlze bootleggtirs. .like , ftf ieial statntt doesn't iwrintt ord'.nary folk. ' . - the members-Odlplumiillc corue) .JIIE NEST UGG. lien-Vveli to look intenteii in Snbath af Chicago, (loea, but the. 'truth Congn a ; ui'lK'd study o(di wboiiinkes by siwlal pert considerably they're , he )o'e started iu the Huutw of vfiree, slid nt a'lllnner: "lle-eiidivorcee neem toMiow Representative to cut off tlielr - ' thilt the lMtter l(M)klng a bride is, drinka. ' In all the Tnlted Rtfes : WkIi the; quicker her. husband tires of araiU her. Maybe ugliness would make power beverafes like uble Duly In the- Wabiutiut ew for permanency. It's' Father ' ' the story. ationi. I'jraxtea and "A mining engineer's wife iu a Tbeontb'ally, 'they're' foreignWihtin- the ixjrtuLs litpior wehtern milling euiup used to Hend may r:aw ireety. recaruipft oi lue Kiist every month or two for a cook, and the cook would hardly arrive eifiLteenth auiMMltmt and the law combined. It, has to ant and get her trunk unpacked before there, - however, ; over Aiiireicun a young uiiuer would up and marry noil. If jHTiiiita for this are for- her. "Well, finally the engineer's wife bidden, no more drink,;.-,wrote ,Eastand asked for a very ufiiose siu'hja rule goes Into ef- - ugly cook, ami the eastern Jntelll-Iteue; office 4tblped one out thut feet. ' The diplonmta will Ih entn ied to leftnin'.y fillgd the-B"A crowd of a dozen miners gathkceri tbfi stocks of wet pooi'.s 'tbey ered its usual at the station to see hare on hand at the time, to .them and ttr nerve tlipra-t- u ' tiler new "Twk arrive- They saw tliefrielid.- But tbeyveu't bwt !u r4iiid tiHn.a yuug mlunr turned long, even though .huge stores be to the engineer's wife and said: r" f telt yir ma'am, yeve"got a laid iu"lit aarati'--;- " e AU'embasey'i-'nleoboliretpiire-- nest egg thla time, sure,'", ', , , , I '; the dunning X. . ' J. successor ia " k ne-w- ' Marlon Daviea ia her "'-'xeat role! . ' ; Wharhurts'sT woman 'woftjt in losing a man is the fear that some other woman will find him. w T r-- . ' " 5 .'- nienta- Ki It's easy to be aa wise as an owL sajsjCLjL. Johnson, the chief quall-f- l cation being the ability to stay ' out all night-- ' - .A.-somewhat are-tak- etopulnthem.,,; i - ., '!'' " " , p- ''I'se a word voiirs V "Let u Increase our .vocabulary .by ;tnnate Ing one' word each day. Today' word, XACQNMexpresslng. much In a few word ""Ills sense was strong and his' style lacon:c."-,W- e'. WOOU.- V festival, entertain- 'ft.. Avt'w . MARION LW1ES rnUGHTS I"'"-- jJ, '..f ' Vr; .1 OF OLD BRCWJVMY r- - r-- T-f V ' -- kJ |