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Show PAG 2 TWO THE EVENING HERALDTnUESDAYj OCTOBER 22, 1925. rr- NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT i i : J RIPPLING HYMES ,, THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper, ft weekly la 1HM; a ft dull J Is 1821; lssned iw; tMltbed trenlcg esvwpt Saturday, and Sunday,' Bornlng j ivftl awning adltioa ; sept Monday. very morning Published la tot Jlemld ballOta. 0 Boots JTlnt Wast strait. How, titan. JEottrrd at second e'ass natter at tbs postofflca la Promt, Utah , n. uauiur tuvmniiua Bu!uM iJIforUl ' .........EVjfO.:... ................city 'Wit' ' Offle, Telephone . Hoouii, Trleptions. Irs d Mrasher-Cnlte- . ....,.- " .........-V......T- '(" Berries sdiur and N. EL A. 101 Barrio,' Only dUy newspaper In I'ub tooth of Salt Laks City; largest tit-rqUinoa of .any newspaper m Utah outsias Halt uus uuy ana ygotn. rllvre4 byaurier. TfcKMS Or 81'BSCKOTION. 40c l.B0 tteUvered bT curler, dot mr. In advance. Delivered by timll in Ilrah county, per year, in dane......I..4S-Deiltered by mall tn rutted States, outside Utah eoanty, par year, Many Unfit :v v ;'The Iowa bureau of thlld.i welfare lists 100,000 Iowan who are ineligible to marry. These include the inmates id insane asylums and all others 1 whom the board knowa to be unfit for marriage, If the last classification means what it saya, the list is too short. Not medically, perhaps but ':' , :,:-- ' humar.ly. Who is . . " - WALT -- S i i I - ,1 I y ; DAILY LESSONS IN" ENGLISH? By W. L. Cordon OFFICE MASON a CAT Prepare For Winter! BHJIlUli OFTEJf MISI'SE1 Don't say "the- - aeooratioM are late la nothing divided by two. laatUy arranged.' Say tastifully.' OFTEN MIsrSKIV-Tun- e. Pro ! It might be womb, snajw RoOart no u nee the "u" as 'In "duke" not Souter, m matasia really fa aa "oo" In "toot" OFTEN MISSPEIXEiD Itlasno anghty a the cover deglja-l- n ' - 8INONVM8-tiue- ot". '' . tlgn. dicateK v . har.' .. -- r ) presage, ' binger. t When you can't awat a fly.xaaaa WOED STl'DY "i'ae a word the little fellow lintU fc iaaghl him- - three tiala and it la youre. Lot us telf to death, advise A. W. Boren-- inereaseour vocalmlary by niusier tog one word each day. Today's word: FIDELITY? faUhfuInen.1 t 8ome41ttle glrla with lip all ronged, duty or obHgatioH. kyalty, truthful- ""SjWlWtdthey are dixgraced s foet. "Above aU else I auk fldelity. fmryon wtHtlird ottt for youraelf It'a all a case of Uate. :T" THE JESTER' He was big and full of vigor, and he laughed when people said, "Death will some day pull the trigger of bis he gathers in the giant,, pun; and you'll be dead; Dea as he gathers the infirm; though yoiTre strong and self reliant, you can't whip a deadly' germ: You fire making for your wife and children you've' gone to fields Ilysian, rwhat, we ask you, will,, they do? You're a man of great endurance, you are healthy,' you are strong, buCyou carry no insurance, hich is foolish, which, is Wrong. For old Death, he swats the healthy, they're the aort of game he likes, and his footsteps are so stealthy you don't hear hint till he strikes." fie 'was always joking, joshing, when insurance was the theme; and his widow takes in washing and his hungry children" While he lived their iotwas easy, they had hats of proper Bi?e, in his careless way andTJFeezy he provided priceless pies. In the larder there was plenty, there were I The laeieat woman we.e.ver beard always iron men, and he'd often 'hand iier twenty when she of ralaed buff cochin chickens with only asked for ten. In his business he was clever, by comfeather around their aqklea so she admired live he fr hut forever, and wouldn't have to swep the yard., petitors thought he'd insurance made him tired. But a large and loaded "lorry' climbed his person- on a day, and his widow, sad and sorry, A Proro Btao aayi be saw Ihe sun, washes duds for meager pay. ; Linen things and things, of moon, rain add rainbow all at once. cotton she is hanging on the line, for her welfare was, for--" Wonder hew much be paid for It.. ..gotten when her man was feeling fine.. Small Boy at coo looking" at ; n - ! 1 - - " r, 4 t rty 1 A lyL So doe th sea ; But trains won't ball The jack from me, ' fin-ishl- ' IL R. Trenbolm la evidently not a gold enthusiast, or at least not yet old enough to take much Interest in the game. He defines a golf ball as "something a man chases when, he ia fdo old and decrtpt to chase any' thing else." ' . As a mau's, reputation grows realizes how small it is. . orless Liniment i Kansas City lady Will Tell Xotr ! How. ' Sophisticated Koy Mitchell, ' worried by the theater of an epidemic of bliie lawenactments when Congress, Its city council, mwts. - Left to Its own derteeii, the capital tends strongly toward woihlll-hesnot to open ness. It was a pretty swift town iu the old up'to-dat- e days. It is yet,' insofar circumstances '.permit. " ; s 'ssife to. say. rit-wotdd le very spa ring ot wAttis, Hons on Its pastimes,, iimmwt and otherwise; It's governed, owlve,, exclusively from outside it ielf. trk A'lmrra paper featuring patterns for fall and winle sea- - srq.: f:-- ' Let. : Hangrr '..' It will make a wonderful change in the appearance of your room. out onesv Curtains ready made or a big line f fabrics to choose from if you desire to make' up your own.,We hkve every thing to make your windows more beautiful. , Your Window Shades Everything For The Home At Very Low Prices matter of Sunday abservanci. Sa'iil outsiders believe much wnnccess iry business is transacted in the capital on the Sabbath, . This disapprove of Sunday theatricals and movieTJu w hich the ipu-latluis addicted, They frown'. h unrjjiygoJf ami otlicr are extrcftie!y popular '.in Hie city's neighborhood. n h Russell Co. Dixon-Taylor- -' ' without "THE OXE-PmC- H0USEn E - Provo Congress is going to urged to. stop all thia Several bills are acheduVri to le lntrodoeed on the in ner. 11 anyone or them sliouid ; rip- pass, Judging from advance New Englander. Oons, an earty-dadropping into the capital otA Sunday would, have to walk a .chalk Springvillc Nephl -- Payson 1 line to keep out of jail. dnuUful if they'll do njiy Uood. Numerous other things, besides can what the Wasbingtoniiuis Sunday 'observances are en tfie Mst want. They ought to be shiningc- ' for attention, too. t amides to the country. If theyw? Wnsbiiigtoiiinng are already' hold-- do it voluntarily, the onlv wav to ing maw mmingji'of protest. Jt'sl.accompUsh it Is forcibly,, by law. sjjct , y 1 ; be ?rJ"vS y 4. f , '''' ' , , ' s do feeling guilty. "I'm dressing now," said the oUve You can always teH a new cop, oil as It was poured over the salad. II. L. Brown. He thinks it snaps lu's duty to nmd at you. Heaven, thinks Jas. A. Redden, U 1 never By place where the water WlH'it'r imiB rtH on bis laurels NOTICE TO HUNT for a doctor too muddy for. 'em to be biting. ' or store when drug suddenly it crushes them. seized with agonizing inteatinai cram pi, ' L, Thomas says a lawyer is adBy AH Means! deadly nauaea and prostrating diarrhoea. mitted to the bar for the purposed of In Anniston, Ahi., a man weighs A free vaccination clinic is being putting others behind them. held at ,the genfal hospital this 5(1,(HK pniiuda.. But it is Iron pilH', COLIC DIARRHOEA week, commencing at 5 p. aa. prompt. and he does it every day. REMEDY The roller towel has enjoyed a Yuu .are urged to jive! warmth, comfort, eaae from pain, Opme early, and run than airy; noma. w a longer your always avoid the rash. Neep " It, is doiilily hard ti War youf chiiw when It Uj caHHwl hy rnnwe -friend Uoniile crossing you. j& : k Great oaks from little acorns grow and their friends criticize "them for not being noMetither Kind of trees. x 3ES BCKJErt-V- t r WASVA? MAWiU'' ' ' ' ' arc not dead. All the optimal A " Ik RAKKaEMEWfTl , A RE In tit. Someone utolc 12 chrlric fmifs . . ; . SO SO Vlc4 GrtTi Louis in October.'-- . stutterer' tlK it CHAMBERLAIN'S and 1 4' 5lfS..Jti-wlBljv CCO- - EwlcS St, Kiiusas City, Uu., says: "a ou can u my nnme 1o rdvwtise Soibol" Quadruple, beomiw? it Jiflped me I have told swverul wonderfully, people about it." Sold at all drug stores, or write Sorbol Company, nt MilS:uiici!tmrg, Oliio. IK-allAilv'. Ilcdtjuist Drug Stmvs. ; 'W1 OTT. 5 i i Rub ; OUT OUR WAY jwv7 i If the man - who stole Too niiK li iliiue lmrmfiil a cliKd's stoiuuch. itcu it laj"s llio foiiiidiiliou for 'ill hculth in 1. iter life. ''ln' next tiiu ti child seems iini!y iu , tUv I'H'iiiii) apply Ili ks over thniHt and chest ud covj-- r with u warm fUimiel vmlU lAiwe tin bcd(;lothiiig : l(K'Si 'itkiur. the nock so that the aris-.- . Iiik vn)or may. lip frin.-linhal-- 1 mI. This usually prevents a (U'lii-iitt- ij.rht If attack.' ;roup comes on without if Vi-v.uruinn jiipli( nsuully brings vclinf ii J5 miu- - iu vitcs, can be aniilicd frwly and of ton,, evcn.oa. the fuunxent tbild with jM'rfwt nufoty; A : " u doxeif FO, V fct. LHiis is taught he ' will be tieut. to the ooler. . . From - illes ot 4 " v.1. '. x 'v. :: " x- K cy. .o. I ' .: AGO! Daily Enquirar . - I r 22, r1lxr hn?t 1893. retunied from Ktll- moruk where he went to attend hia fatlierNjyho died, liowever, bofore the son arrived, ; -- 1 : A- Republican rally was held in the ojicrn house. The ftjieakera were Mrs. Ikaac Tramlw, William Glass- man, OoL Jaae Trunilh) And, (.VI Iee FttircUld. Tiarlest De Moisey alled meeting to order and Crane as chairman. Karlier In the flay a recemioo wi given Mrs. Trumlio by the Itopubli can woiiiQui Mtthcs Jiome o ilra., S. 8. J.onen. It was a very aristocrat - "IVhon p 3? nffair. . and the air is blue" Whenever you're working under high pressure Of playing poker far into the night you're Jikely ' . to smoke more than usual. ' , That's the time this new habit of eating Life" Savers tetWeefi smokes comes in'as a "life saver indeed. .;;,2V Try them once between smokes and you'll never Xbe without them again. They're almost as good , as the smoke itself. :";""';'. . The Evening Heralcj Classified "Ads Are Business - Getters. -- " . Ic - " ' r gt WOO1 LLTFiWO'WCir4LOOSk. WASH FOUKS METrAODSV.K - : g J iT 7 ir ' in.ri' A " ' w "Sti L tt--. 1 -- t " -' . v ' - mors smokers are doing the same thing- .We wondered if you knew thia'about Life Savers; those little candy mints with the hole; how tbey freshen your mouth between smokes, soothe your pervet and make the next smoke taste so much better. It's a fact: Life iSa vera easily double jfour smoke. ilarand ''" ? f yorra tittinf up vith....a tick frien- d4 Ickj? V, APORUD Ovtz tt tttuicm Jas Useo Yearly :.::.:.. eliv-tri- c fans in CrQup Relieved Without Dosing t 1. lAMGt 30 YEARS i BY WILLIAMS 1 J sons are here for your selection. t curtains to replace the old worn New of wall people, according to are those , who naughty things The greater the smaller th utteror. TOM SIMS SAYS - i Gus Johnson says be can remem ber the time that whenever he heard J a woman nse the Word leg be knew she was referring to a table or a . piano. - I Wallpapbr! r 4T - "Sondin' Mariar to that thar school was all nonsenHe," said old man Ila whack as his daughter went Into, the parlor to meet her visitor!, "Here's that young man. Foster, been callin' here' for six month and be ain't been blo to finish him yet" The- president runs on an economy platform, because economy is what all of as, taken together, want. Each coneres8man runs on an extravagance platforni becu.se .appropriation are what4ch paTttif us, .separately, want. J. ....... .': ,x' I J' ': ri Wo get the economy by main strength and presidential dictatorship, and our congressman gets our thanks and our 'votes bv. whatever inroads on it he has been able or lucky is satisfied, and the old game enough to make. So everybody ' ' ': ' old in the way. goes embe to more is In local governmerfts, it beginning adto of course, most is, The popular platform barrassing. Unfortmore vocate lower taxes, and public expenditures. unately the candidate,, if he is elected,, and if he gets his V popular appropriations through; .has also to yoteTor aTtax rate that will raise , , A western city manager called the heads of the chamber of commerce and other civic leaders together and asked them to recommend what they thought the city should do. WhateverVny of them suggested, if the rest approved, he put on the blackboard, and at the end added them- up and showed thut they would have required a tax rate three times higher than even the present high rate. , Son enough for the people to remember, this situation comes home to roosjfe in local government, under tlje budget system. Politics and politicians suffer. Perhaps, finally, the ' people will learn. It will be worth it. - 4 . ", J Goitre' Successfully s Treated With Col- ' I ff j. A Pair of New Curtains For Your Windows Is WASHIfGTOXWaKbliigto!i B , iV-T- By CHAULES P, PTKWAUT. NEA Service Writer - Hie budget system has not yet transformed 'national ' ii y.YX ; . ... !! say-wid- - - politics. 4 ! i k&&S I ft I VySCSSA Washington May Have New Blue Laws Enacted i vote i r; , it yju System Not Perfect " : fit for marriage? -- Bu Condo stork) : "Mother, I really believe he of Everet True Certainly not the selfish, the inconsiderate, the stupid, Outbursts fa trying to see If be can remember not the lazy, the moody or the' unclean. Not those who can 'Not v have a difference of opinion without quarreling over u. in i i i,. ANT? IT .mose wno siana too ngiuiy ior uieir own nay, j. iw MAT)P A. MISTKS IK) Men have little respect or, when DON'T JONC " 'ROC'S. they have no fear if, the law. . weakly to the other'. Not. the too intense or the too placid; 7HS R TAKE those who measure marriage wholly by happiness or wholly "THAT iHCr JJ15JSCT In two V too unlike or alike not, are fact, who those Sure tUmeif. " ' by duty; Of A SeNTSNCe. MUST ' . "What wade them niarry?" most of us. they had boon etiyaged two , 1 Tnrtgpa, It jg HmiMfnl if anybody ia fit for marriage butt: 1 ft ..I' ll f, and I expect they got tired of years Hie fljiKcis--a- im wii mcjr .' , being together." ;.'." j w;'. For us, we must get along as hest we can. And, eonsider-in- g certain the outsiders have Now, we do most ofthe material, the urpromising nature of . Broke! noticed that many Wal)ingt,nlnn surprisingly well. The nountains call, are lax, among other things,, u'll e :-- I' ' two;-whe- ....... . i TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS H't enjoyment Their wonderful aromatic flavors freshed your mouth like a good drink of water when you're really thirsty and steady your nerves for work or smoke play. Ortoe you try them this, way between you'll alwyi have a package handy. ' ( Six flavors are displayed at all good store so you t, n, may help yourself: and Five cents package. Lift Savors, Inc., Port Cheatur, H. Y. Wint-c-gree- Pep-o-min- e, Cl-o-- t.' 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