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Show ACr TWO i ' v HIE EVENING IIEEALD, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 5. 1223. "TT NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT TIMELY-EDITORIAL- S WASHINGTON NEWS - - 1 HERALD THE EVENING " r - - An ind OFF(CE CAT Rhymes Rippling by W< Masott 'indent Newspaper. "My boy ben'a got new.- Savht btoney hand crand job ever first said the grocer. "What'a ' DENOUNCED "lepr ' asper lirix has .few defenders, he's the loneliest of Ben doin'T ' , ; in birds; mind and body and suspenders' he's denounced, He' a night pdnter," the old y burhinz words. People say he has no morals, to no church chap explained. "Be works all night does he belong, and.he's always mixH in quarrels, and he'a. and eaves hi lodging and then cthTRE sleeit all day and saves bis grub.'1 always in the wrongr Tother evening we were sitting, village gossipSjljm th? square, when we saw this' Jasper entered u eecond class natter at the postofflca la Pro to, Ctah. Beauty Parlor MaJda. with his furtive, guilty iir; . "Now.l said one, !that ' a friend of yours?" 'la she and some silent darkness thickens, Jasper goes his way, .......... N. Guanar lUsmueon ......... .Utl JkttiU , "Oh. we bava aort of - bobbing man will lose his chickens' ere the breaking of the day. M "Or some wjdow's Bonlueea Office, Telephone pig will vanish," said another, with a acquaintance." Editorial Booms, Telephone ........... .....t........1ot irown; "justice should arise" and banish that base varlet Patriot ie Celoe Scheme. A. Berrlce. Member United Preee Newt' Service and K. from the town.V Of good sense I'venever boasted I have Into ber blue, blue eye be gated lacked it all my days, but when absent men are roasted, Stared at her whiteness of skin. Only dally newspaper In Etab aontfc of Salt Lake City j larteet I say something in their praise, "Jasper's soul may be Touched tier lips so red, of any newspaper la pah outside Salt Lake City and Ordea. 4he And fingered her hair so gold. deadest," I remarked, "the seas between, but his whis : TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.; A salesgirl sidled up to him kery are the reddest and the jinest I nave seen, ifcough Delivered by carrier, pet sOBtn saidLair thaf''&lriBswft,-'rifDelivered by carrier, per year. In advance....... ... .......... ...HLSO hit course Say need" del ending, though MS conduct makes Delivered by mall In Cub county, per year, in advance...... !....-t3Amen cross, with such whiskers, I'm contending, no one is As she popped her gum, "It's sold.' Delivered by mall in Called States, ontaida" Utah county, per fear, a total loss." On the morrow to my dwelling came old , ,11 A pessimist Is a mad who regards v " Ash-Can- s single fUe, and he said, "I heard you telling that Jasper, 1 1 Put Children Before as a contagions' dlsea$e happiness not entirely vilo. .0h It made my life blood quicken! himself never "Don't let ash-caand clothes posts monopolize your I'm and exposes Words of praise are few and sweet; so I've brought a nice backyard," urges the Playground and Recreation Association young chicken which hope will prove a treat." Where he : The meanest man in the world Is orAmeriea. "Give the thildren. a chanc a,t least to compete OVER 400; - EVERY it is a question that I did not think to spring, but I've the guy who preposea to an old maid with them. In view of the backyard deserts so. often seen, got had no indigestion since I ate it, neck and wing. over the telephone and after she ac SILK itVno wonder c,hjfdren take to the streets for play. A pietfes him, tella ber be 7 bad ' the cepts, SILK -- DRESS e of play apparatuurill turn such & place into v OFTEN MISSPEIJLED--0lreb- e4 number. wrong ?rDRfeSSES '" ' playground oasis that will supply health and fun' for the ia .. DAILTLESSONS tra.8NpNMS-nat,. wile family," A telephone pole never strikes an in e. detest, abhor, r of the play facilities "which Dad or big brother ENGLISH automobile except in IN nthe, abominate... can make in their spare time' are horizontal bars, In every con W. L. Gordon a word WORD STl'DY-J-T- se By A and teeters. "VToe t me," sal4lhe borsft as be space f'ying rings, playhouses, turninjr'poleB ST0CIL . three times arxl it Is yours.Let ns atopped.1. 4$x20 feet can be turned into a compact .home playground OFTEN TMISI-SEWORDS our vocabulary by master- or of four of the& pieces itfrthree apparatus. Larger Don't siiv "is she a relation of increase hni one word each day. Today's The flibdern girl, says L. P . Guy TOGO . yards can take in a golf driving net, Volley ball court or even yonrar Say "relative."' and pattern. word, IXFATCATE ;' to inspire with doe not want a chaperone,- - she a ijynall tennis court. The smallest ' backyard will hold a E: " to of OFTEN bo ardent MLSniOlOt'N( ai deprive passion r a alone. wants sand-bochap This takes only two dollar's worth of material, (Spain.) Pronouiu-- the fa" ordinary judgment "He became so but is a never failing source of delight to children, opening Madrld lost in be as aenae all "did! infatuated that as In "ask," the p! Strange one can't sleep late on up whole worlds of castles, mountains and towns of their own and accent last syllable. propriety." Values to t mornings he doesn't have to get tip SHOP Also a Special Purchase of creating. $15.00 4earj EARLV- TRUE. GoneN or at least going are the days of the rope swing fOUTBURSmOFEVERKrF By coypo, fashioned cellar 07i. the old apple tree bough and of the-olOnr idea of. a skeptlcds a man THEV WOULD, REACM FROJvERC door with, its alluring slant Butthe child in the modern who sees twenty people waiting for Tft'TUPfOl'.ANPT the elevator and then goes up - and city or large town can enjoy sura substitutes as a swing with supportrof brought Iroinjpipe'and a''polished'en pushes the button., " THB AUTDMOBI AANUACTURED I slide just as and easier on juvenile apparel. SINCE THE BESINNINS OP" "WE "I appeal to your Intelligence," The .side of the garage off ers an excellent backstop-fo- r a 33USTR.Y WERE PL AC CIS t5to TO 6WO usually means: "Now I'll try a little handball court and a place to which, ta attach a basketball c a -ytiA-- r : fsoft aoapon joik JH& v um ,t "wvp m gosl. In gome citierfences seperating4jackyard coUrta have WOUL-iTET ALL GIR5L been torn down, and the resulting space has been made into i' Responsibility develops some men a playground, the. families joining in buying equipment. fuIL make the tt. Vitus look like a slow . , ' n ft a 1' and wilts others. I t 1J a; ''ta. il " partyr and lowua aim tints anuuiu give inuugai iu promoung nome -- V motion you will be the eath pfctoresv A percolator it a thing yon make playgrounds as well as public playgrounds, the Playground the party. Life is earnest with the' ladiesan J Recreation Association of America points out. -- Cubhc coffee in when company A ponies.' .cheerful man Is one wbo knows When, they're not getting fat they're pWy grounds are necessary in these days of j dangerous streets It Is impossible for things to be as The only place California earthreducing. It'a one thing or the As promised by the preamble of bad as he thinks and of complex living, and are invaluable for teaching fair .: other.are. quakes are popular Is among Florida, they MR. YOU WH4T kNOW BO&GSWOR.THDO the United States constitution we play and --citizenship, J)ut they should "always be ' Supplerenrestate salesmen, EfOO I CALL THIS EAjObESS STRIM& OR ElOD-Tmented by regular play hours at home. Little tots who cannot demand life"; liberty an,d a place to the For at Is it least, present, Try too bard to be the life of the (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.). COMTIKlUALLV VOU ARE not make their way to and from the public playground in necessary tar American, ladles to park. In ismnggle In the divorces The safety-a- re PRESUME We would like to see some of Paris. association reports that the backyard 4dea has been spreadYOU CALL IT, these birds follow their own advice : ing rapidly during the past two years and has been featured WHAT-I- T A civic Improvement would be just once. in". campaigns for more home play, by cities all over the ' " ' noted If the borne owner took as NAMELY,, , country. :, ' Correct this sentence: "I'm sure 'U u Established lSMj m a dally la 123; IUnd every adiUoa renlnf except Saturday, and Sunday aorninr r ratal mormttg ; '.. ' r .. J" very morning except Monday. Wast etreaC, PuWlib4 In the Herald bolKUng. 10 South Jlr a. ' - flit-tiii- g, sr. . , CONTINUING ..' OUR GREAT , .w....i,.r..0 i - 0 i till - ns P f R - home-mad- f . " -- : I Q - sand-boxe- s, V") ) Jy - x. T ceivablecolor E A : ISLutifuLSilLand ues IN' Ai-ui-iai- Crepe Frocks Uj njj . fi .' 1 A- v 7 - -' ; :, v O- STU. . X I they-go- t J3. ' : -- . Do You v.; much pride in his borne as the room you've given me more than fifty renter takes In his Ford. pounds," said the housewife to the Iceman, "you'd better chip off part It does absolutely no good to try of ' it." ; to guess a woman's age, says A. T. Dun ford and adds that no man would bave the courage to tell the truth If be was certain of It" STATISTICS. TT-- Laugh not indicate intelligence. is the mule. and wicked A serious, grouchy face does One of the most solemn, grouchy looking animals a small brain, a wicked eye Ytt the mule-has Laughter is the sign of intelligence Man is the only animal that laughs. In addition to laughter being the sign o intelligence and a gloom chaser of the first rank, it is ahealth tonic. It lifts the lungs, revitalizes the nerves, 'aTiakes'upheBmacKatding'iirdlgestlon. There are but few situations that cannot be handled A enrgeon, says Gust Johnson, bet- ter with cheerfulness than with grouchiness. Folk resent a grouch, and it is certain that being grouchy does not help T the mind in thinking. ' ,A grouchy parent usually finds his children leaving home &&; soon they can get away. A. grouchy business partner nXiy cast the office intogloombyonof his sour looks, but ht cannot force better workTby teingfoiicTiyTAgroucliy sportsman finds it hard to get partners in a game. ' i?: Grouchiness does not pay. Don't be a grouch. is like a clock, works on the inside. J. A. Phillips says It took, prohibi tion to demonstrate bow rotten liquor could be. CAf?fUL lawn ruSSeU MjUIVS "5 riy " t Into JThe By Congress Bhupe Is . different It To know for a certainty, your expensive furniture will be handled by men who understand the business of careful hauling is what your money buys here, WE GUARANTEE SATISFYING. RESULTS '; ..i TOM SIMS SAYS 1 HARDY-MADSE- TRAIlSFEft GO. N 450 S. First W. Office and Res. Phone 148. CHARLES P. ST WART. grounded that the WAIIIXOTOX Congress pwiHes a wntclihiy-the- m to et -- itrmt-Hpt lot of laws It's iniiK)ssiI)l to nnilc'r-- roallze bow ridiculoiM It Is. How do stund. Tlicy can be read in two or they know what uieniiiiicleKsness means, any better than niiylmdy else, more different ways. The executive off iitnlti. however, Or they contain conflicting clauses dont all take their or onfi-- t with other laws.' Or ptietwDig quite ' " body's able to figure out just what so seriously. "The fact l8,La high functionary '' they do mean. So bureau toldL me What would seem toi he the na.1 of the .never've Iwen able tural thing to do' wheh one of conBK'iw Intended "t mixed up laws get onto" the statute.0 "P h m l tQ work, but lM;s? Why, to ask congress about tne i we've BRreed It,- of vottrse. it. "If vanybody! perhaps It meant and that's the way Congress pas-teUmiws what Congress idea wus In we enforce the law." I OOsrr6t6HCWVCX-- t Z ' 1 ' ' " Goiwcr r 7 - c r CAvjc - A00 AmT . t i J AW ' ATTkS' :' TDp-rf- 1 JfZ - 1 DOLLAR DAY . fill THIS ,LOW SUMMER CLEANING PRICES-TH- EY SAVINGS FOR YOU UK MEAN7 BIG - Sueb-nnd-S- d ' - ! i strength-o- f LADIES' AND GENTS' SUITS AND OVERCOATS Special for this week only; It, too. 4' 130 YEARS AGO! t I ; T - t From Files of Daily Enquirer! : 4 ancLvFred Oeorge, hoVse thieves of Bait - Lake, sur "officers In rendered Creek- - bottom, near Tooele. ; Pat. CotiRhlin Cashier Cummlngs of the Ftah Coniorclal liank, Salt Lake-- Was charged whlTlfnibrxzling 110,000 of the funds of the bank. :' William T. Kelsey of Sprlngvllle . died today at bis home. . Mrs, Rt. Atwtjtt of Wisconsin and on.- Alexander 23 has arrived her - fi f)ft r(M $ ' REMEMBER Our work is in variably of the highest order-not-hing turned out that isn't rightvery job. guaranteed and clothes insured. Take a look at your wardrobe get your clothes cleaned next week and save the difference. 5 - llif Gill DB Phone-809- -. ? CD. 5iNr;4thjyesti bj!U!Chaoung-nian-lw4U-ftUfl- But Interpreting I; For one entire week, commencing Monday, August 3rd we yrill t; make the following prices on cleaning and pressing: - fines on the i 3 the'wtt?VWe ess itself. So why, when the executive branch of the. government runs up njiainst one of the lncomprehenslve-ly-worde- d enactments, doesn't go to bram-lithe .""and say, '5l'lils thing doesn't make sense what in heck were you trying to get i V Then it could .1jc.explained, " or. fixed. ' at ; Hut no. That isn't irll. Instead, the puV.ztt5 ' either is for an pnssed on up "Interpretation" or" turned over to one if the government's numerous Administrative bureaus, or commls-plou- s to be guessed on. . !; Now a judicial decision on a question of constitutionality lg one t'iine. If eonirress attemptssome- . 1 i n? Ihe iunda men tal code forbids, Hien doubtless it's tome court's bnsi- hess to point' out. that it can't be t Some of these new dance steps So-an- d ; '4 Juiles".da Ihelr. lutprprellnur fa,!1b T!mT Thownninfallibility Id so In BY WILLIAMS "We'Aim to Please" . A dirigible expert says that path The button's mightier than the sengers on the transocean air lines pin. v of the future will be charged accord ing to their weighLThls will preTbe--da n gerotis pa rt- - alwu retrying vent Americans from coming, home to forget your past is you may suc ceed in forgetting it. y OUT OUR WAY ! PROMPT, The Evening Herald Classified Ads Are Business - Getters. : ileaningless Tl and 'fucsslng the, Brigbam toung,, academy. . 1 . 4, - f 1L |