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Show PACr THE EVENING HERALD THUESD AY, JULY 16, TWO 1223.,. " I.EVS FEATURES J ' TIMELYJDIT0IUAL5 WASHINGTON NEWS t r?vESS-COM?.iEN- Ti 4 Outbursts of EveretTrue TIIEiEVENING HERALD t L'LUilie4 as avei-- ' daily U IKS; Issued weekly U 18M; M except 6turdy, and, gandaymorning xcvpt Monday. rubHhe4 Prra, Cub. ntw " awitg wl th 1 .. n n MY Pta. U Pry to. posturAc ........... ................... ............ctc? or sciwcKirriQN. j f 4lur -- d tEFT "Don't torrc wtt.ia .A.'. 7. ..-- , ! i I A til Buf Judge a girt sot "by b taJua a kU, but ts the. turns IC; my THE. tourtsliip, amrriagt and are the four acta to tbe little drama ( life. ' IF XI Experience la. a pedagogue' . Bo Tery. ry nice, Wbwver yoa fall tbe firat time She'll alwayi teach you twine. New Orieana, L.t Timea Picayune. - ......................... .....,......101 and Bwrk Kew M. wspap In Utah auuth of Suit Lake Clty.f largest f!i.ly dally of any newspaper In pan outald Bait CMj aad Ogdaa. tk ' Improvement y, . ...:; r '" . Salvation Army wfoker, returning to Siaq lonj absence, goea, to 'the Barbary Coast and otiier former haunts of public vice and finds othiog doing." Nut that the. whole world has turned virtuous but that this particular, method of debauchery has gone put. Doubtless th same report could be given on many former city tenderloins., The .thing that "couldn't be done" is done; the town is, not completely reformed at least "cleaned up." New laws, new public sentiment and new standards of The conditions that, we used police enforcement have done to lake for granted are gone, and if they could be returned, only fo ra day, they would shock even those who used to 'defend them. a.i c Fran-ci&- o he after ' AMD: "DON'T FORSCT THAT AFTER A DINNER. ' , IS THE PROPER AAKtt(& . rrl-ih- p - v jf rt'ti? ': Slowly It Isn't . " The most ' used America --"Program fine. expression coming Tome on and I'll the cow." in In show you how to milk 'Perhaps I'd better start on the calf." but surely our cities are awakening to the fact the job of building highways, is no more like what it used ikt to than a dandelion is like an orchid. transportation has become one of the biggest fac- jBeadaqpea are often caused' by tors in modern life. There are more than 15,000,00a auto- constipation II0LXI8TE E8 mobiles in America, and the number is growing by thousands QOLDEN NL'GGET TABLETS rible curse. Stagnant decoyed mutter in the stomach and bowels may cause serious trouble. Take That bull of your .charged at me ' 'V"?'- - -- " GOLDEN NUGGGET h 1 quickly rid you of CUnstlpation. , dally. and tossed me over this fence !" , fu. Constipation before "&orry - ' Pavements that will stand up under pounding that wasn't Xfrn. Thornton Drug Co., American TABLET8 lady. . Anything red on 11 is to late. rVrk Eegults Provo.and guaranteed. ' ' imagined ten years ago are now necessary, What city Wm. Thornton Drug Co., American you?" beads to pave, a jMany men dig their graves with Turk had the experience of voting "ten-yeI sa jracr-n- t "Well. ean't it , Prove. and ;Adv. and then seeing the street wear out lu' three years, their teeth. Constipation is a ter -- 4 evn hftnt " i ' , - now. 12 The automobiles ' f sta, and any city that fails to "provide really adequate space for .them to move around .... . f .11... - m are here to T A - " - u. a 1 1 1 1 l 'J ( wU KytJ - ZstT erases:. NKA Service Writer 'n't , '; ; (M bt OWveTthey-,UU- H within a matter of months. They can be made, too, a good deal farther In advanoe tha weather predictions can. : r rrmd i- jj a ilye' f j Dabieet have advantage. Whea wants to leave a party all It ha bo do Is cry a while, ' Ion f ii,yith Fyiwmber t-- 'r oM fashloiMw girt 'fwho screamed when you -saw her tehtag pto-tar- e aBttJ- Jso matter boie hot It heoome i&cr&xWMnuiufi ' U desired, l.'. aotenee doeg' Just what maybe not ' ttterUy but frequently to know of coming quakes. Earth shift which, presage big shake-up- s occur pretty rapidly.' one then atart. We think of gedogieal ehance TIAT'S ! .; day-brda- , (or them are very alow, but when th Urn come tor a readjustment nature f works fast. " Indeed, the quakes Uiemaelvea testify to this theory's correctness they certainly are abrupt enough. M ; I . there are advance HOWEVER, A ship - equipped with the Bays sounding de vice chart th ocean floor In the autumn, say, and off 8nt Bat-bar- -- The fallowing spring ah takes fresh soundings and and deeper water in some place the befor. Tbe best gueas that a u.Uua rine fault haa aUppedv Something like a rubber ball, the earth, pressed down in one' to rise smewhre els.- It's up to the tnvstictort Ing discovered point when g downward pressure eviidvntly is being exerted, to determine wher thecorrespoodhije upwiud' ll ijt By following- "the tine S the fault this Isn't, dlflcujt-- lu U7-e.. hv , There was girl from Austin Was pawed lif a swift guy' from ' Bauhtrn" ' He Mid, "Hi'lli, Answered this sweet patootle, -you're "tint whom- d fitie,. - f bpocMTnonlhl. , - - i After all ia ful lot to be , , Into an airpUn in Cleveland. The driver collision and lost control. Tbe car leaped tHe guy wlr of telephone pole, sticking reached the angle shown above, sattL. done. ' ; tber is an aw- ' Chicago haa a murder every day excepting the days when they have three or four. , ". BY WILLIAMS OUT OUR WAYr . nongc VlllJ Known for HQiLjaCfiniilRg DBap0st.-Ufo- All through the canning1 season "YOU CAFJ DO IT BETTER WITH GAS" 1 and for yoiir instructor we shall hay? - a- Mrs. E. H. Eastmond ti craustiT'. This Vutomoblle tried t turn werved to the curb to avoid tbe curb and slid straight up there when it had A NEW PROCESS Gas rnday, July 17-- 3 to 5 p. m. tiling Maspferriei This will be clone right in " r TlieGas CbiOlSLMd qsmg one of the - o4 q,ulte-hxaotl- (Most of thes ellagingj vm women r poison Ivs. Wn faWTjjeede would run instead of walking when Afoot, but h doesat. ; , INSTITUTE "; 'd Being poor Is something more of anything else. It habit than , "Dont you thiuk with voice like mine I ought to gp Into the thest- ricsl business TV "Well, you blight, fry the .movies." . A sUrer paixersary dlnnjar, e f the tnsti-ru- t brating th inccptlo in. 1900 in Minneapolis, 1 coa Junction with the first anuua women's dinner, was the convention's order' list night' .' "3. i This morning was the annual con- KAXSAS. vention debate, when, thj? Yakima CITY, Mo.; July IS. ..(TJP Paying anff receiving advice county chapter, Yakima,' Waslj., and et , small rate of exchange concern- the Dps Moines, Iowa, chapter furning bonds, jpredit and foreign ex- ished v affirmative and ' negative change held delegates to the Amer debate teems respectively- - to argue Icsn Institute' of Bunking" ! question "Resolved, "thtt tbe study in the first department rlfiht to issue tax free securities al conferences yesterda afternoon, should be abolished. BANKERS HMJI-- : See where some bright man bas mother stated that Washington's smoked a pipe. Next thing we know they'll he claiming Venus rolled her X stockings. 4 ( y as a fast shla'can ateamTM e, record la thst Xot hesUat about tetHng , you wish to marry hM daughter. The, chance r "h wlhe "Jjoit would; you - r r ! rTVHIS is the testimony of expert like the bydrographie office', ' the' coast and geodetie sur' vey's, the bureau of standards and the Smithsonian and Carnegie These scientists do Institutions'. no wild guessing, make no fore' casts os the strength oj anything but Information they have exceptant reason to consdr reliable, . " .;. nrosrressi has 4 EJSMOLOar8 been very rapid recently i ing to perfection of the eonie depth andee by. Df. Harvey C Uuyea. of th naval VeeeaiMh laboratory, near WaaWngton. - j., Previously deep aea eouhdlng had been such slow work that sclen-tlat.couldn't keep' np with changes In ocean aeptbs. Wkh De. devica t la. don as (aaid- - I ii ii poe-eibl- TVTASmNQTON. Earthquakes Y, hard te foretell. A bit pf study's necessary, that's all. ' , Predictions cant be quite as as the. weather bureau's, ' perhaps. That is, they can't be pinned down, to apeclSo datesu- - ;, crack Jn the plate.- A man Isn't old until he begins to delight in telling what a whirlwind : he was in Ms youth; tetter. CHARLES P. STEWART ulrj--' Walters Here's yoor-steaDiner: Oh! I thought that was a e w 1 t 1 :' Auto Tries to Fly s ' fe-IF- ' ' ' with seven years more paying to do I In addition, we might just as well realise.- thalroad that were adequate in the past are not adequate Vt ' ar stmt m- if A ' -- All men are equal but that doesn't explain how some men can look dressed up in a baggy pair of pants. : IZ Motor u only 'dead men who leave ' wives. - le lyue UM DUfu " - Highways V,: Though we may many leeaona need, Her price she ne'er abates ; We should admire her more if she'd - consent to give us ratea. ' ' it : :UyoLzi' r iJT ; J Expeflence la a teacher Whose waya we've fouod most . rough, But ahe la mighty thorough, And ihe'puta up no blurr. Florida Times CnloB. - ..:: .: '..'., fervic. A, b abe re Lork --Z- . vy tu Iff CONVEYING. M Office, Telepaon Rooma,' Telephone HamUt United Pre . dtffrBI Y FORK. WO Ifcred .DsJLUrtsj " WITH - DON'T HAM BREAO'RO MO bv carrier, year, 4SJW DeUrered by Ball t (sun e(inty, par year; la advenes.. . by mU in cuate, uiii vtaa eounjy, per vesa, MiiTen-- CUT MY KNIFE t MY cutter at th Glv f me BWrty or glf e ? Bien death. crla the tcorlT vt sj tbcjlic liquor. Wby dUUneTilsh wkt-- t fe tkerjU o CONT "DOHT" STUFF !!! PIE- XUSTARD EAT MY !VES-eTABLeS- CANNING IN THE WINDOW -- ? COFFEe.'r .' Wat street, M tenth FlMt k oer moms nnm.tkhua la advance.... ix a . mrd - vr xliija .... aeeond elaa Wm. H. Hornibropk tf. JUanntr Hasmuso uci . Berald aaorsJ "OFFICE CAT SWEET WOM AN V.f DON 'T START-- THAT .THAT CRUST An independent Newspaper, byVondQ te ' GAS0ENS During July and Augusts we will ' malre liberal allowance for old range. 5ee fiiV demonstration and learnl ' iou; fo co your canning cool" lis" : quick -- cheap ii; UTAH XALLEY-GA- S ( . i .""- - I GOKEO, 4 |