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Show PACE TWO NEWS FEATURES PRESS . COMMENT if- PA: (EE - OFFICE CAT THE EVENING HERALD An independent Newspaper Established u weekly la ISM J as dally la 1923; first Wsat U tlia Herald buildinf.- 60 South Publlehe4 Fro TO, Utah. Entered aa second class matter at Wa. H. Horoibrook-,..- . K. Gunnar Uamauiun Or TEttMS atreet, "Money can be at red, suggests Fred XUchmond by keeping so busy earning It that yon bate no time to in yourt bakings use la Profo. Utah. ....PubMaher ...City .Editor Uia poatufCee Sow a savings cconnt knd reap r financial independence. oSnmo Larger very wertitbK except Monday. - The man who never takea a kmg shot never BhobU;verjr faf,'. ; and famed twy morning edition tanlnc except Saturday, and Sunday morulas; rural spend it."- ....... ............. .40e Delivered by carrier. per mouth Dellvgred by carrier, per year, la advance........ ................W-Delivered by mall la Utah county, per year. In advance. .....$3.iS0 levered by mall la United Btatea, oulalde county, per year, Ton neednt.speak Wife (coldly) to me for a month. K ' Husband Then yon Intend to have finished talking by that time? tub la advance ..HBO Ifeatber Called Preaa News Service and N. K. A. 8e Only dally aewipaper la Utah aoutu of Salt Lake City largest dr. caiauoo oi any newspaper la Utaa outside Bait Lka city and Ofdaa. Buidneea Office, Telephone uitanai uoema, ............,'.,..........,.,, ........ Telephone You Can Own Rugs of Rare Beauty , - When "Ideal American Girl won tbe contest on account of her beautiful orbs, tbe judge! no doobt announced that tha "eyes have It." SL'liSCKIPTlON. ........ TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS . dt For variety. Fred "Evani says he wonld like to near some good reiArt-e- r write bis memoirs by Interview-In" himself. M c. ..i-.lO- . "Rain Making" Illusion Farmers have paid to Hatfield, the contracted amount of rain having fallen, and Texas and "Utah district are reported -Ra- 18,000 GO Otuvtees for 6Dl in-Maker" ir ua Diaamjf ' - ; nia services. V: : And yet, eyery rain which visited this district was traced by the weather bureau at least a thousand miles, from its origin in the Pacific ocean to far beyond the contract district Not a drop fell from-anstorm local to the scene of his labor. , Either he .was calling cyclones from the uiouuit ueep, or ne cauea.notning. .:. Since 'SCJtrcelvf anvbodv htlipvpav syau UVlil f onstration of their illogic may jiotbeimportantBut it does iuuomoic me menu" process oi mosroi our popular illusions. Grandmother nut fmnSA OTPftSA ftn fhroo anra friiAofd flint pot welL Therefore, these --three cases are more conclusive . .... , Iiai. r jA.n.HJ.Hi 41nau uuii ame aim titi ucBicnuanta, nunareas oi- minions of sore throats in the collected experience of the medical pro- itssioiu untie tienry, lost nia money in a bank that "broke, TTiPrpfnrA vnn Dro "ofriii1.f V.n1. The whole trouble is fiimnlv rU i'm ram-make- "More - y mua v w a U1IV.1IVI a DUD LUC I district. Thev could not TiiVtiir the North Pacific to Mexico. LIIHL 1111 I HII .t in it whnio' ' - ': t flattery. i Genuine . Low Air Pressure cut down the air prcetiire in yoor' r?ballooncan tires it will add just that much mora to their cosbloning effect , , , x: Maybe you can't do thi eafely with your present make of balloon tires.1 But you can with the new tl. S. ''Royal low, ' . .! pressure Balloons k Because y. :y"r:' These tires have the new US. Tread." This tread gives a much greater area of "Low-Pressu- Mencken llkea. living In America, Al Irani, ao be aava Be'a no extrwnwly unorthodox and the- I'nited suaee, Uieae llimta, lr eo much the other way ithnt It aeema aa If he wouldn't enjoy htnmUf bora. But talking iwitb me at hu home down tn Jbaitlmore recently, ."I'd be very unhappy," be remarked, "in a community 4 v i of lu people like tbe fact 'that-ythe present-da- y United States and averybody MENTION e 1 f assumes It ' prohibition you don't like . Prolhlbttion la one of the symptoms, true enough, but It Isn't the disease The. disease la standardization by law. The entire world is Buffering from It but the United Statea haa by far the Standardization by worst case. moral suasion la legitimate 'but compulsory standardization la go ing too far. - e41 my-- a f O enuraehla lays ' U- - ii " YC;;v !" yr TIB peo-tple E let thla The straw (lossom out. New Terk" Ud bit of tnforma- - la buddln forth. Then goes to seed It minister wante boya to stop playing marbles .and we'll. bet boys want him to stoji talking-- fllh woman who hits her It's husband with; a roTlmg p!n when she an hurt bim" more by crying - iluav kicking gonwljody teat of our gxvvmment .the bo, right It is a real Joy to search through the piles of rugs in this big spring shipment tn find the rug you 'have dreamed ubotit the one . you have planned for. I v i I fl j parent promises William of "cigars If he won't work The nine !a box United Statss Rubber Ccmpany-- u -- law paaaed me in Jail. They may And my ays- tern is Just as likely to be right aa the neighbors' system, even though they're in a majority. The question whether, men de-acended from monkeys or not can't be settled by a popular vote. If they did they. did. no matter what tbe electorate thinks about It. If they didn't they didn't, re- - . gardlesaof any- - decision at the , s poua.: A kicker ' Icrosiiword. pu!le8.before..hets. 21 United States Tires an Ccod Tires The. girl who doesn't rouge these days is In a class by herself. - We, look upon her as first-clas- RARE LETTERS' Tiwieahik ? . Amerfoaa myself by B ascent aamany generaUone' could be a of E1KO good DISCOVERED . Boh 1 tbe Americas Revolution if I wanted to. I'm eligible I can say If I please, that 1 dbnt like this country the way it la now I do Please and I do aay aa If iVould. I'd live somewhere else. And If H. U llenckea wauld own up.' TT1 bet he'd have to say tbe same " VAN COUVEH, B.' Discovery-o- f - r" U. Si Ro: True ' and hla straw hat 'are soon at, upon. June brides are quitting their office Jobs because they are otherwise engaged. St. Louis man wants hie rent cut because a neighbor's baby - cries .ajt ' : , The poor are with us always, but the rich go to summer resorts. v : ! to , It takes all. kinds; of, people 'ruin a world. Copyrltehtfl9gs7weVServtceIie' 6. HlK andral-uabl- e collection of letters of noted persons in the literary and historical world was described here by J. Iorne Tierce , of the Byerson Press, Toronto. . pierce said the manuscripts were found (n the collection of tbe late William Klrby, author- - of "Tbe Golden Dog," on the old Klrby homestead. Tbeu letters include some , from Queea Victoria, Lord Baconf George Washington, Goldwin Smith, Sir John A. MacDonald and other 7 celebrities, Ir ' With malaria starting, this la the time for all good lemons to come to the tde of their country !" i , A fool C, May (CPJ V7-imsoms thing.,- Spring Curtains and Draperies ItfjA? Your window curtains and drupes get shabby and dull through the dingy winter mouths. New curtain or soine new drapes-wil- l g liven up your home and make it cheerful. time ' ' means new Tlraperies and new curtains. far 1 House-cleauin- - See the special Dropery Display in our store. The new Display Cabinets are wonderfully convenient in selecting your Cur-tuius. We have everything to beautify your homo. ' " - ' . - , f Where There Is More Than One Price Someone Pays Too Much Dixon- - Coji, Taflor-Russe- ll .'THE ONE PRICE HOUSE" gay that a bottle, ''You speak of an impending moral "I wave. "Yes, what of it?" was wondering what effect it would have on the one piece bathing suits." patting Stewart MSI rm Don't be disappointed. Let your drenm come true. The very rugr that you want Is here and at such a moderate cost you can't afford to go. longer witaouu v.. The bachelor leads a lonesome life Deprived of Joys of borne and wife He never knows, tbe poor bum, -Where tbe next kiss is coming from. neighbors had their way, they'd have a I Peace. . the I Disturbing the IIow some can like tbe Janes tbey do Gets my curiosity; . A soul mate Joke Is when some bloke Falls for Annie Mositv. ,; whk-- New-Ru- Fashion writer says the shorter skirts are "restful." Not to the eyes lady. , ' Wbn the papers used to a'man was knocked, out by thut meant him over the bead with it. If But 4 . a difference Springtime-am- i the The Joy of Picking Out That New Spring Rug . moral suasion and quite all night. Atta baby In Missfss.pp: one family haa IS and .we vail that children, alt ' ' raiding ) rough eaaejj-- J. Ride on genuine low pressure. ' It will surprise you to know what it makes. Sunday school. That's out of life." continued, "tn tbl land of conventional by defytnf tbem all." Thle la the etirbt way to look at It, no doubt.' Forced to dwell here, a be la. for buslneee reaaona. tbe brcpreasiMe Mr Mencken ahowa sound sense In Inslfitlng on aeebig the bright aide of conditlona be hae to put tip with anyway v Nevertheless, it baa to be admitted that "existence in thla country la pretty drab today, compared with What It aa up to a dotea or 16 years apOv Cetore then. 1 myaetf liked It here, aa well aa I liked any other place And even better Umui 1 liked ome. But not now. At present 1 can't think of a elngrle ever vialted on the whole spot I Rlobe where I wouldn't rather live 'than here In the United tatea f real reaaon I live here la earn real reason that H. L. Mencken haa tor doing bo. Hoo. I don't believe that etory boot hia itnllapplnest among more or ene Wte himself. I jnotlca "be trains around with "hla" kind that ia. the nearest be come to hi own kind. s Hla reason Is, This 'la the easiest , In the world to make (country. In a thoughtless ! ny longer. a new Spring Ilousecloauing cnlls for licnnty of designs Is to ftiilace the old worn out one! Wool Fibres ! Axmlusters Wiltons ' All in woudurful new designs and color schemes. How to Cure a Cold. Listening to everything everybody tells you to do .for it and then go to bed and do none of them. re Latex-Treate- E0R a ! Low-Pressu- Instance. soma of the children aren't Billowed to play with my little "So won Id anybody elae ' girl becauae, - preferring to teach n her religion editor of ,5-f.nX. ,h "American according to r certain idea TISVS 4 Hdnt mean It of my own. .1 -- won't lend her-- to vh"-oW- ' v Mm open to be -- cometnek . ' , ou - " j rug this Spring. It will make ' everybody 'haiuiy. .Iiiirhoiuji will be aniore plensaut place for the family and- think how proud you will feel when guests come. . tramp applied at the grounds of a circus for a Job. lie was in formed that be could become a lion tamer, and all he bad to 'do was to walk into the cage and make tbe lions eat out" of Ids band. He was toldttbat tbe whole secret,, ws, in making the lions believe he wasut afraid of theiu. "No," said the tramp, "I don't think I will tukc the job. I -- could not be so deceitful" re ,J tl road contact than a round tread. ' It distributes the load evenly over the tread surface and reduces the weight on the individual ; tread blocks; This docs away with early, uneven and diifiguring tread wear. U.S. Royal Balloon gives long service even at lower air pressures than have been recommended 1 in the past. For in addition to this new tread d Web Cord. The they are built of only cord construction in which the cords are webbed together with pure rubber latex. This gives maximum strength and rnaxirnum flexibility. Don't compromise on balloon tire pressures 1 you've '. Beautify your home with in A J :v;'- ! y glow" of pride it gives you when n guest praises your V AValM'lui- - .ilniiw. hi ruilll whlf'h htm The difference between a Tuxedo and au ordinary suit f clothes, says mil Boshard, - is thujyou bny the latter. - . reaaon, too. 5Y CHARLES P. STEWARTl Uon out w.ft'a-a'oA country tfa pleasant to llva In, NEA 8rvfee Writer isn't very pleasant if A 8 H I N OTO N- -H. L nevertheless nothing to live on. ' And ricJi looking rug on the floor. I od iuu iuv Tcn ivugT - Proud Papa. You ought to flee my little son J Exemption is hja name. I wrestled with my Income tax And. thea the baby come! .. YOU , What a . fntaf . xeauiiiui it Blends With Your Furniture" . Wbftn yon see a sign in a restaurant reading "No Tips," .always re, member apples were banned in fbe Garden of Eden. rTTrrtTTTsnniiyiiinrmTriiTrTTrTyTHiUiMti Ride on t ma i a book peddler calls that When may be regarded as a nuisance; when a bond peddler calls that's rlPlF flwn I 111 ' MUIions of Pounds Used . by the Government 1 nnV-n- - dun sTbuni and 3 halffora Quarts A trial will convince you of its high quality r's - ; Did You Know Thai? . young mas who married a chorus girl found later that she bad a former husband and a sou 15 years old. Age nowadays Is not so much a matter of sexmlcs aa cosmetics. A in a certain district in California 1 Love , Pressure : - Balloons with the New Flat Built For sale by: : Tread" "Low-Pressur- e of Latex-treate- Web Cord d - - - - - ; TELLURIDET MOTOR CO., A7B.W0RSLEYT ' Grubstake prospectors b en- BOtXDEK, CoIOm .May conrafte prospecting for new mines in Boulder county business and pro- fessionfll men here have organized a Miners' Grubstaking astnciatlon. ; Nearly 200 memticrs lxong to the organization which will assist In financing worthy prospectors. I ,,.!. is.'. is .itoninrii M' iasii iiMi f ',),rmtumn 'iMnnii tiH-iitr-- riimii fv.irri?Il Ttf Cat ahtc rctrnnmncnRfi rnnriM o KIDDIES PLAY SUITS C,:ll.. vJSCClQllY sz v I I fn fl X m fI I " Vhilc You Wait" an expert factory representstws wm In her. with a specW embroMsty machint and will do this work before your eyes. This unusual offer wiwvu ymj mvtxm t m utmuw vu new m uu mrm w w w This unique feature of hand embroideKd nam on each child's sua will be avaUable only .aa above dates. Tain advantage of this remarkable opportunity to boy your children' supply of Kiddles Play-Ooth- ea at a marked aavlflf, Tnqus. by of the material and workmanship is of the fmeat snd sO colors are guar. . snteed absolutely fast. t For Boys and Girls". Made of Blue Denim, StiM snd KhaVt Clotha in low neck, short or long, sleeve styles: la sues from I to years. "Make tha Children Happy" With Kiddies Hay Suits : '. |