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Show THE PROVO HERALD. PACE TWO. eve-nin- I'tatu dan matter ecnd In I'rovo, Utah. Entered (he poatofflc at of 3t05ry two-third- diM'kworfc weetly tn IMSe as a, dully In IMS; Issued every except Baturdey, end- fcunday ediUoo nornlBir: rural morningrr morning except Monday. . In the Herald buildin-I feouth Klret Wat street, l roo. Established s Life Is at leant a proposition already. The tendeney 1m growing, to hurt oar hours, habits, reerestlon and even (bought regulated by the efficiency The system mill wit be experts. (.mipl.'ie until nil men at 50 will be grabbed and given the monkey bland treatment, und the year of t.p? The HERALD rur. t vS-BEFO- Took thox. v I i .... ARE. ncT -- ( futh standardized, vte bar demonstrated that man run be made it. r. It. a machine. Bat are we any buppier for It? . 1 '' POPULAR y"'" THEId HuSRAnOS K s eS m ( f I I iiv il i 1 v ur v . at , M V-- M'HNt'StlPTIoff, delivered by carrier, v r mofiti. IBC Delivered tjr carrier, I year. !n 11.89 edvanre In I'taA count. mall ellveid hy ti.tQ year, advance ter RICH. K livrre.t rtifeiil In United Stat-s- . eutalde Utah county, pur year, in The richest man In Europe, Sir advance tH !'.uil Zaliaroff, lives in Paris. K C. KOPOKRS Kvery morning lis breakfast rolls! r.,1llor and Publisher. lire baked in London and rushed to Memr-'-International New a Ber- lil in by K!ci)i alrphjne. ries and N. K. A.. Fervlee, Scientific limbic makes this pos h Only dully newsusper In Uti south of bait Lake City: lureat cir- sible. culation of any newspaper In Utah Science would If doing a better outside Salt Lke City and Ogden. Job If it made iujisslble the sysS. TKLKl'HONE tem that pernills hot rol!s to be rushed through the air at great ex SIMPLIFYING LIFE. S &T OVER TO MutBERRV ST 1 O to gratify a rich man's fool Ah 1(4 I MattreKNca and lwdsiirliiKa ned to" - I LAN T fiQ THROUGH THIS I . TJ '111 be ninde In 7H different sizes and Ih whim while millions of other F3 ii i i u v j are undernourished and styles, but now there are only four Europeans kinds. This la. a wimple of the many thousands starving to death work done by t'nele Sum's division I THINK SO ....JVM p, U?-fof, simplified practice, organized by mHerbert Hoover. Tills organization induces manufacturers to cet to r f If f -A w Stl) T Miawit-lDOrr- WHV THE HEN frrVE MOW SOMAN f TlPS-J- J II- v HUSBAND WAS SO INDtFreRCNX WHICH TO SHOW THAT UT W0mn , r A --- i Fot THN 1 TIPS' ATTRACT ( SOOVL i I J l fa au- vtlW power And send them swiftly To oblivion. And speak no more their names Nor think of them As having been amongst us Save to remind those left behind The fate of grafters and defaulters. zzz n-1 r t i J I ii -- J' " ' ''f s s -,;,. V,rs 11ri ?Jt,wuw"I - HI ir A Let's clamcr for the brightness And the houor That characterized the founders Of our republic And made jKasible the growth Of this vast and nil,hfy nation. A- "'1 Q n. gether and eliminate unnecessary varieties of articles and sizes. The Idea is to NtundurdUo and simplify the manufacture aud disWhich, tribution of commodities. obOously aurea much money and 1 fJ If there nrs gonna on paper money the germs in Germany have reduced have been raviiiu plenty of room to play around. from CO styles and sizes to six. Milk bottles fro now made In only nine Kvery auto speeder should have sizes otul types, compared with 49 his picture made so the paper can And there's only one use It when he Is formerly. in a crash, Injured " kind of milk bottle cap doing the When we the facts consider e work of 29 varieties. Of our congress. What would happen If Coolldge Hotel cbinaware la made in 243 They in their august dignity 700 before slept late one morning and failed varieties, against Are Paid In honor and in Sheckles to to in office to meet the time got Hoover's organization got busy, To serve us and to rule. There are only 496 kinds of files and the dally crisis. Yet they seem oft to Buffer lapse Of memory, and forget that rasps on the market, where there Money may come and money may He is only fit to rule used to be 1331. So goes the story, go, but tax reduction in hand is By J. A. OWENS AVho best can serve; thou- worth two in congress. atandardization conquering And oft lose honor Taxpayers, voters, countrymen, sands of articles and processes. Awake from For the sake of sheckles Lethargy. Steam spouted a mile high from Let's set asideyour a day of rejoicing And of Power. The work seems barely started. a Hawllan volcano, outdoing our or or sorrow; Dld'st ever see such group of Leg Cotton goods finishers are consider congressmen by a few feet only. Of celebration or of mourning islators? tag only 44 colors Instead of 900. As may seem well Dld'st ever know so lackadazlcal a New York Another poor on. so working And girl has been robbed of all her It's not many years since people Jewels SAVE MONEY BUY FOR CASH and $12,000 in clothes. laughed at the efficiency experts who came forward and demon' President of University of Mary v to 'drive- a nail with land may have his pay cut, per "J .T haps because he makes enough to "as tb J troke8 f the hammer in- live on. 450 West Center. Phone Lowest Prices to Aead of half a dozen or so. to men were shown bow Man in Baltimore was arrested carry larly, ALL DaFsATURDAY SPECIALS BIG VALUES six times by the same cop. Such a iiaore L'icks on a hod. 10 lbs. Beet Sugar to a customer . . habit must be nerve wracking. Tnst American confusion. Invest a little brick a more and get congress? Cnns't tell me of a single act of goodness or accomplishment Kor many months? There's naught but wrangel there, Disunity and lack of faith; A desperate sparring for political old-tim- YOUR Business a lot more. It There are 644,671 United States employees, which is a lot of people to be suspected in one oil deaL Miss Affleck, of Winchester, Va., hasn't missed Sunday school in SO years, so of course she doesn't play golf. Rome people will do anything to aave money. In New York, a sick millionaire married his nurse. Belolt, Wis., dry agents used a stomach pump to obtain evidence. Lizard skins will be used In men's spring footwear, which of course will be worn by lounge lizards. Many a farmer would say the greatest farm relief measure would be to relieve him of his farm. 3 lbs. Bulk Lard Tall glass Skookum Apple Butter Gibbson's Salad Dressing i L 2 lbs. Peanuts ...V 3 dozen Strictly Fresh Eggs to a customer Sugar Cured Hams, extra fine, special sack Rye Flour box Soda Crackers, 2 boxes for 1 lb. pkg. Bishop's Cocoa Teco Pancake Flour, pkg 2 Large Oval cans Kippered Herring 2 Large cans Hominy 2 lbs. Cranberries pays to buy a I b. 3-l- b. i , BY HARRY B. HUNT NEA Service Staff Writer. WASHINGTON. D. C. One of forced home on 'presidential aspirants is that a costs money. No really ambitious candidate Is JwlUing- to 'trust to" "popular de? mand" to bring about his nomlna. ;tkm Once nominated, the party orcanization wilt stand the cost of the election campaign. But for the fight, a candidate needs a sizeable bank-rol- l of his pwn or an "angel." Or both. An aggressive candidate must ; fiave an organization. An organ-- ; ization must have headquarters. I. Haadquarters must have stationery kand supplies, stenographers, secretaries and publicity represcnta- lives. And all these require cash. No cash, no candidacy. can-.dida- problem of an "angel" for least one presidential seems to have been solved . without effort oh his part. l' John W. Davis, who will bs for when the i 'among "those voted balloting begina at the Democratic convention in New York, has an-- ! nounced that he will not turn a hand to get the nomination. John. 'although advanced as the favorite 'son of West Virginia, makes a liv-- j Ing as a lawyer In New York. I 'Among his clients he lists concerns I auch as the Morgan Interests. Tho ' pay is good, but the work exacting. ( So John W. Just can't give time or f 'attention to being a candidate, ho t Bays. If, of course, democracy 'chooses him as its atandard bearor oh. well. In that event, of course. : DUTY would require that he sacri-- i flee himself to make the fight. But on prac-- i j 'till duty calla he'll keep 'tieine law. 'pHE A at i I The "angel" in this instance, who stands ready to put up the cash and effort necessary to crystallze support for Davis, is former United States Senator Clarence Wayland Watson, a fellow West Virginian. . JVateon. served in the Senate from 1911 to 191 J, fining out the unexpired term of Stephen B. El kinsXBut while be has dabbled In politics sufficiently so to land in the Senate for awhile Watson has preferred to play the game on the side, helping or obstructing others, rather than seeking office for himself. His real interest has been in business coal, railroads, banks. As a coal operator his interests extend into four states West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Maryland and Among the big coal Kentucky. companies In which his word is or has been law are the Consolidation Coal Co., the Fairmont Coal Co., the Somerset and the Elk Horn. He is voting trustee for the Seaboard Air Line Railway and a director In a dozen banks and trust companies. A very substantial "angel," as may be seen. Chevrolet is economical Hills Bros., In j j YIGHT there is where, John's AV "angel" appears. If he won't make a fight for Wmself,jkflght be made for, him. pa x TOT as "angel," but as a 11 booster for the nomination of Samuel M. Ralston of Indiaaa, for the Democratic nomination, Tom Tnggart is Just back from the West Indiesi where he went for rest and a chance to meditate on political matters. Tom says the trip did his health a lot of good and that he's up on his toes to put across a "sound, substantial Hoosier candidate." In view of his own physical fitness, however, he has urged Ralston to get in better trim for the race. Ralston's age, 66, is one point that has been raised against him. Also, he Is somewhat overweight So to fit himself for the wear and tear of a presidential campaign, Ralston 'is now taking exercises a regu daily setting-up lateMlJozen-- 38 75 (Successor to 15ej 5 .28 ..35 .....25 Now located over Farrer Bros. Store, University Ave., Provo, Utah. Over seven years' practical experience as a chiropractor. Hundreds of satisfied patients in Utah county. Graduate of The Palmer School of Chiropractic, Davenport, Iowa. Licensed by the state of Utah. One of the best equipped chiropractic offices south of Salt Lake City. Modern Reasonable Rates. Laboratory. .Remember the Name Stromberg. Remember the Place Over Farrer Bros. Store. . Remember the Time 9:30 to 10:30 a. m SERVICE I j yfyQQrV3ftyQSQ The Home of Good Lumber, Also Mutual Coal 5th South and 2nd West Phone 357. BPfflALL BROS s le--ii. 3E9C SPECIFY SfaMari Ca 260 1233 in your next order. IT BURNS BETTER 1 XI ion w Any Portrait llCa. from here is a "speaking likeness" but it won't talk tiresomely! Studying you, as a W. CENTER SI PROVO LT all 1 I DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR MONEY LASTS LONGER & SPAFFORD ill 17. Standard Coal Co., Salt LakeCity rriTri I artists should, we achieve MORE than a mere photograph. THERE'S ST " -- jjrfvmimtimiimiiimimmmmmmmmMmmmmm to 7 p. m. EFFICIENCY 3 S-T- -T . Phone utiuaiCoal k Lumber Co. Consultation, Spinal Analysis and One Adjustment FREE OF CHARGE. CALL AND SEE ME NOW. Absolute Results Guaranteed. With Heindselman Optical & Jewelry Co. SHOT Lumber is reasonable in price this year, and we are ready to render you any service in their respective lines to make it easy for you to build. Call in and get estimates. X-R- ay HONESTY GIVES MORE HEAT Let the car or some other valuable piece of machinery stand out in the weather and depreciate from unnecessary exposure, when you can build a neat garage or convenient shed at a slight expense? R. L. Spurrier, D. C.) DR. G. H. HEINDSELMAN ! Whyr Chiropractor strain, blurred vision, an- - tit i triftntl which the give you the my daily exin Expert Eye and Correct of Glasses, reFitting lieving headache, eye- ' JLi 01924, Hull Bra. Stromberg Let me value of perience Testing X d. Introducing 33 $1.00 48 , high-price- HILLS BROS COFFEE ' 96 etc. territory, the Roose. ktips thi etgtt fruh. Galvanized Heavy Wash Tubs, special 75j 2 Largs pkgs. Sal Soda .;...;c35ixn. .SSr4 3 cans Saponifier Lye 35 10 bars Crystal White or A. B. Naptha Soap 46 Synthetic cocaine is the latest in efficiency engineers. Germany, but they can't make any But Where's the thing going to synthetic reparation payments. - f'tcuum-Pac- 26 6 boxes Matches a It And vast resources. And you, my countrymen, seem vteii content to pay the damage. Methlnks instead of Halls of Con gress The name should be The Clearing House of Scandal. It seems no man's honor's safe. Characters are besmirched And reputations ruined Just as ruthlessly as ever blood's 20 252 ......... .29 50 20? 9-l- k and economical to use. San Francisco. . 446. .tt. tC grew up with the West Coffee is not advantage; of wealth SAMUEL KOPP 5 lbs. Blue Rose Rice 3 pkgs. Tree Tea JS,(.. Hills Bros Coffee to buy A squandering , Industry plunged Into period of "eliminating lost motion and duplication of effort." Short-cut- s were sought In every sort of productive process. The "efficiency craze" spread to the distinction of commodities, especially rhe acale end. Large corporations installed salesmanship schools in which every possible argument against the firm's product was taken up and the best answer given. Net result: a prospective customer couldn't raise an objection that wouldn't be answered iimmdiately by the glib tongue of the salesman. Thus have we moved into an era of efficiency or, in simpller words, an age of short-cutUndoubtedly we're producing more than ever before, and in less time, thanks to "t--. velt Dam was not even a hazy dream, and Custer's famed Last Charge was but two years old when Hills Bros. Red Can Coffee was born, in 1878. So you see, Hills Bros, and the tradition of the West as the home of wonderful coffee grew upojether. To reassure yourself that this coffee tradition is in safe keeping, break the vacuum seal cf a tin of "Red Can." Release that rare aroma! Then brew a cup aid lift it to your lips. What flavor! Any wonder Red Can is The Recognized Standard? " With; all ,its high quality, Hills Bros. tm The new order of things requires that a man who owns a car should get the worth of his cash from his tires. Our vulcanizin? puts mileage ability back into them. J t of ti liss, Oklahoma wai still I - rot' , Let's oust them from the seat of 1 J my coantry- - , of this fair land. m V-- hoase. a ; Weed out the selfish jAnd itKitmpeteut. and untrustworthy i Aud retain but those whowe honor And Intefrity will warrant faith Ou our belutu in tUem. do away with men t Lose auula are deep besmirched With oil aud kindred graftA la the bright lexicon of youth Let their l tto am-- word as Tall It is a -- Sinclair" thing that we Of all the world Are most, most lenient Of graft and faithlessness If we needs most pay the wage Tbea let us make selection Of our servants. If they who ruls by franchise And our suffrage. Choose to besmirch the name i -- ilt-a- tut--B jmPi m fNCs.ftM.iiuu ll BflNT wcu BeOuff . a I I r.- la tvr4utio Let tut r I shed or in murder sadness. I WO I nothing stilted or stagey here, really. You're comfortable as at home. Larson Studio Makers of Fine Portraits. Columbia Theater Building. .Mvm I |