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I i knew the STAGE PtAY ' only thing that could save I Th COMES TO COLUMBIA.!" me- was a fairy Godmother; minute I set my eyes on Bill I knew "And you want me to beUeve that he'wa's mVfairy so I married him." women marry men that they do not least Itiat lovef" asks the young bride In hor- the new stage, play "Why Wives! ; Go Wrong" which is to be presented ror.. "Where have you Ten all your here by the original company direct, course they do, an- - from New Yorkcand Chicago runs, voune Iife-K- )f svrprn th werldlv wise matron ft at "the Columbia for one night. Tues-- j I . . nothing for reformers to kick about. Lots of lips just made to kiss are Just afterward, made oyer 1 at first you don't succeed, take her a .box of caudy. college professor Is a man who speaks volumes. A , -"7f-4iR0SENE- 6OCrAP.C0PFEE AND TVJO SPOOLS OF Things can be too good to be true: Books can be too true to be good. 4 S,rC Xfs raiuroadA 7 Just about the hottest- - football game recently was In . St. Louis when the grandstand caught ire i. If you e - eoaldeater sitting arouud crying be has sold his coal and can't gejt any more. ; -- Our Christmas styles are superb and at prices to suit your pocketbook. Our Studio Open Evenings Until 9 P. M. We can take them, fain or shine, day w I AFFAIR WHEM AUNT SARAH PEABODf RCFUSEbTToFol-UO- W ADVICE AND SMOKE A MEDl CATEP PIPE TO REjjJEVB Hi Q j - v ... ;' ROLLOW STUDIO Where the Light Is Always Good 44 West Center St. DECEMBER 13TH?? The laundry folks need Christmas presents. Sew a million buttons on ' a shirt for them to tear off. night ,, Give the policemen Christmas presents. Make friends of them. They may belp you in a pinch. BOY SCOUTS How about the pressing shop? They need Christmas presents. Give them an old suit to burn as they please. , .. . Tl n. . il. .. I du) lue uuuk cierx a unristmas mm .present Get him, some stace mmnr ... jii. kou cuuut it wiuout worrying. MRMOUNTAIN TYPEWRITER -- -'i COLLECTIONS Don't forget the plumber. Give him a nice sink all his own so he can sleep under it at home.. " EXCHANGE Provo Mercantile Agency ' Would you like a Christmas present for a grouch? We suggest a "nice box of dynamite, labeled "Candy." (Incofpohlttd) 214 WesVcenter Street Phone 30. " TYPEWRITERS NEW AND RE BOUGHT. SOLD AND EXCHANGED FACTORY SERVICE ON ALL REPAIR WORK. " Collections, Adjustments add Ratings Everywhere. Turn in your claims today. Prompt, accurate attention to each and every claim. Garnishments if nec' essary. Office: Rooms Farmers & Merchants Bank " " . .. Building. Phone 432. Provo, Utah. Give the boss a Clirintni'nH nroa-ent. Then tell htoi you must have a raise so you can pay for it. " GEORGE D. CORNMAN, Mgr. MOMENT 0, ' How about the - stenographers? They need Christmas presents. Buy each nine boxes of chewing gum. ... Tembertori IHt VEO UKET& UfE OVER AGAIN! FIR5T lirCYUU Muujmfcu. ly Mfof- 1 . ,(. j paying lor tne juu.j,iuibueu Christmas presents you bought last TT- . vnrV g ' WW j We will not have a new world war but several nations are trying to make the old one over again. s Friday Is one of the seven days on which it is considered unlucky to buy too much stuff on credit. Dancing develops That's aU settled. the are prepared to fill your orders on ;tlirMst;reQgnized carry Clear Creek, Castle Gate,King We muscles. if It would Now only develop discretion. jrades-..otCoaLiW- In this auto aire the hen mav mn road because she Is despondent over continued baa health. the. . and Black Hawk. Plant- Every thine has its use. flowers In the empty coal scuttle. We carry a well selected stock of Hunters tickle us the wav they fuss aground getting ready. Some would -- like duck pants for duck hunting. BUILDING MATERIAL Winter would be much nicer If didn't work on Sunday. it Also Fine, Dry Kindling Blocks. All orders promptly filled. Hurry up with your worrying about Europe. Try and get it all over before the holidays. Nothing makes a skinny man madder on a chilly morning that seeing a fat man perspiring. Utah Timber & Coal Company A man can't talk with, his mouth full of hairpins, but a woman can't talk with a pipe in her mouth. Very few of these European statesmen egging on another war got shot at during the last war. An auto race la almost as danger ous as the human race. 160 III! Just think of the money chilly weather saves you "on the ice bilL Only a few more paydays until Christmas. A woman's face is her fortune only when it draws a lot of Interest Liffht-Si- x two-passeng- er Light-Si- x five-passeng- er. Light-Si- x five-passeng- er Special-Si- x W6men look better than men. but a man doesn't have to stay at borne after he washes his head. Coupe Sedan Coupe fivepassenger Sedan Loupe . Sedan . Having a sympathetic nature is nice, but very expensive.' Big-Si- x five-passeng- Everything is all right in its place except when everything is out of place. Biff-Si- x seven-passeng- er . "' .... , . . . .... . -- . i$485 . . . . . $1895 $1985 $z4yb $2685 j Via, m " yPvM mm Some of theses reformers ought to invent a sandpaper powder puff. mmmh. AU circuses advertise as the big gest in the world and most candi dates are a regular circus. By starting now and working all day long yon may get your shopping vuue oy vnnsimas eve. ' When yon see a man making faces another" man It may be the Ice man mad at (he coal man. NMLGR for Local or Long Distance Moving. Prices Cheerfully Given. AH Work Guaranteed. ' Transfer Co. f . Rates. Ask Us for Our Storage ' o . T H flrer Too have to keep stirring to settle your debts. Misery loves company. They often tome and go together. t IS q R A Y E A R T U D E B A K E R t ' - ; - ' . , V":.'-.:':'- . The burning question of the hour is "Who will get up and start the J w55-- Unequaled Service Hardy-Madse- n "at There would be more old maids if there was no such tbiug as shades iu front parlors. RED BAND OVtN G . Studebaker'slncreased production and reduced cost of Closed Cars made in the new $8,000,000 Closed Car plants at South Bend (the finest in the industry) make possiblejiiesenew low prices. You cannot afford to buy any car without first seeing these splendid products of one of America's greatest manufactured Christmas is coming. It is almost time to ouit eating so you will be hungry for Christmas day. '! '7 ,S1395 . er All prices i.o.b. factory .... Phone 232. $1195 er five-passeng- er Special-Si- x Only a few more weeks until in come tax la due. Cpupe-Roadst- West Fifth North. . , . . ... , w . Let Us Mo ve You Right - " 1 . ' |