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Show Ml THE SUBSTITUTE Something to Think By AGNE$ BROGAN , ::S-J- L 1 Vr1 Union.) The ATM s ." -- tt, sj-m- -b- - light-heade- ei ' , your-ability.,- " ; tf n " j - t - , -- -- . x . - -; Until '. y a meerschaum - kept It hid away; I could ham) it to her KEAB his-pip- ter how, itie two - His? clothes Ibok slick enough If you don't cnll out the' Public Service Commission to Snvestigatfl gthft" dizzy, crag-lik- e altars and cuffs. He edges always has a small Job and is "continually oiling his friend's r inclinations for a possible new opfn-lon- The Fri n -- one. - He is the Original of the type and the World's best Base Slider. Prescription to Future IV Some sand in all food. . .'" Absorb by MeClur your , This: lngrs Atjiaing.' Newapaper , Syndleaia.) Tl AllJ s "Oh, Tell Me About It, Grandpa." said Grandpa Possum. "I don't like to talk about It, but I will tell you, niy son, If you will promise never to open an oven door again when I am around."' Llttlo Possy promised to be very caret UT nbouTioven doors and Grandpa began his story. "It was a bright, moonlight night " he said, "and I had run up ftrrhe farm to find something for my supper, when all at once I heard noises that made me forget I was hungry, and I ran for I the woods. I had hardly renahed the T foot of a big tree when behind me came men anil dogs and the dogs were barking so tliey unit shivers along my spine, but I managed to get up in the tree-anil, lay 'Hat on a big branch. "I wus all tilivly fixed, when, what dhl jn1 of thuxe men do, but reach up rwlffi n long pole and knock me off, and somehow 1 ; fell, Ihto n bag which one" miin held instead of ilih'Iing on the ground among (lie dogs, as I thought I should. "They carried me off with men shouting and the dogs barking In the most manner and the next thing knew J was in 11' kitchen for there was a small hole In the bar through which I could see. a little c. what was going on around me. "Pretty soon 1 heard one of the men say: 'Put him In the oven; he will be stle there,, and, anywny, he may nsl well get used to It lie Willi bare to stay there quite a long time And then they all laughed tomorrow. Bridei A d.: f.VWS3MS nerve-rackin- g J Way-cros- 'MILDRED AJATltveA6j MARSHALL - -- not-use- hair-grayin- r the-lovel-y .:" . '; -- v n .fv;r later,-woul- . tA-s- H- d one-thir- lntjer--reet- d ed lf one-fourt- h - .woddluUy deeds snd la. A' t , J g one-hal- constantly; season. Cuf jucere-fourthspoonforfpT.Oarus dice,! dice the rlka and one tablespoonful of tarra as a potatoes' In half-Incname its vogue and masculine a all In casserole and bike gon vinegar. Mix thoroughly and albam,. Put In Europe. St. Clarus Is revered spread arua Yoen uiiuum. low the to mixture , serving, iwraij stand In a cool as the first Bishop of Nantes In Britf , ... parsley. place to become seasoned. Serve with tany In A. D., 280. Another Clarus, a lettuce. native of Rochester, wus a hermit near Detroit Salad Dressing. . n Rouen who was murdered at the a cupful of Take ' A.Tip Top Omelet woman who had of a wicked . . mayonnaise, cupful of Boll one-hacupful of milk, add a vainly paid her addresses to hlin. The fabjwpnfulofJ?Btter-an- d niU.with4 hamerwntThen changed to Clair and, one cupful of bread crumbs. Season combined- - with a "Saint,' named two well, add the yolks of three eggs well of the most noted families In the likr In beaten, stir slowly the stiffly beaten tory of Great Britain, besides the vari whites-a'n- d brown In a well buttered ous "de St. Cialrs" of France. In - ' , . frying pan. Britain, it was speedily contracted to Sinclair, and subsequently as Clare, named the county ewe or Ireland, a tract of land presented by Edward I IMS, Watr ; Jewap.pr pBtwu) as a wedding present to the sou' of the An Offset famous Red do Clare. -"He thinks he's flying high with hir Spanish" lore' has It that the first V .. golf talk." Clara known to hiftory was the daugh "Come back at t.lm with polo." ter of Charlemagne; bur the reaPorlgln , ,, 0 t . A seems to have been In Itnly where the it first Chlara, as the Italians call her, wss a devoted disciple of St. FrRrtcli .AMATBEt and under his direction estuillHUed- - an ie: I used to order 01 women following nis rule ana think . you were CtarfcJjFhr- French, call jthe name, one raaa in aalre.'T TheBreton- - form f la Skleara r thousand. nd Flnni havo contrafted lt tipTLara. I I r.iV W He: And now A Clara and Its derivatives has'been a you're alsappelnU favorite with the poelf whose verse lo el beoasM rsa the lovel maids who hsve borne fh not Us otker lit. and exsi itame are almost too aumerous 1 ; quisite to vlermlt the selection .of one. Tennyson naa perhaps. .written the Kmnns-used-tlie-Ba- h -- one-fourt- h ; Joy. pen. - There Is nothing new In Wise men have recognized Its Impor tance and recommended It to others for of men, ages. But for the the pyramids would, never have been built and without the. of a woman, Columbus would not have started on .his memorable trip. One hundred .years ago John Skin ner, editor of the "American Farmer,' In. discussing, the future of farming, In order that the urged Industry might 'succeed and assure agriculturists more pleasure In life. He said: "Farming In .the future will no longer he u matter of brute force. - It vill be a business for bruins, organ! ZLtlon and intelligence." If he could return to this world now and see the .wonderful progress in agriculture since he last looked upon rur waving grain fields and cool meadows of hemp and corn, he would un derstand more cleat ly than he did a was the century ago that surest way io win. On every hand he , iiy Bj im nnaeicr jt tnpjl-gallo- lf : yW name; it's History' oynaicata. I no.) THE RIGHT THING at the RIGHT TIME By MARY MARSHALL DUFFEB TELEGRAM ETIQUET Let no act be done at haphaiard. Marcus Aurellua. A TELEGRAPHED message is al-- " ways more formal and mora Courteous than a telephoned one. For III Cf a MAO 'uiuuvv, lia'vnuatn W VUOIVII rf On wu U SL innAii U rKy JVJUUaV m a wrtn in a friend's family, the announcement of an engagement, a wedding, or a birthday anniversary It is always courteous to telegraph your congratulations, whereas you would telepTione your message only where, you were extremely- - well acquainted. The telegram is regarded-aa perfect-l- y proper means joT conveying con- dolence following the death In th family of a friend or acquaintance. . A.. nnu vi vvuioci o uv.11 a uivoouc UA Bjrut patliy silted never be conveyed by a iiVhen sending message. telephone such (jlegrams it is best to Indicate that you ish to have thetp delivered than by tele by niessenggc-lrath, . ' m . . . er 5 i phone. So usual is It for us In sending husl- ness telegrams to bear in mind that d we hove a limit for the fee that we are prone to attempt most cliurmlng lyric around the name; to force soclul telegrams into this everyone Is familiar with his "Lady or else we pad them out limit Iare." so that we will make use of all the If Clara, would have the fullest bene- words to which we are entitled. Often fits from the name she bears, she must . nti vnAoenM. la I. ..... wear her tallsmanic Jewel, the cor- two or three .words. Sometimes the nelian. This warnvcolored stone sup single word "Congratulations" 4s all plies the contrast to the rather chill. that Is Then 1t would, be dehaughty beauty associated with the cidedly required. In bad Judgment to use more. name. A cornelian gives courage to Needless to say, we dispense with Its wearer and Is especially to bejhv sired by one who uses her voice as luriuui luuvuutnvui biiu conclusions even in the social telegram. Thus wo singer or public speaker, as it Insures strengtlt-o- t ihe vocal .organs. Further- do not begin with -- "My deur." or ';Dear,"Anor do we use such expres. more It protects its wearer from sions as "sincerely" or "truly yours, , to dream of It signifies Tuesday Is Clara's even when sending a formal message. lucky duy, and five her fortunate num Always remember that there is nothing private about n telegram and that no. ber. . message should be sent over the wire XQt,y the Wheeler 8yn1leat, Inc.) O- thatyou are not willing to have re-- ' TWT?ed iiy others .than, the bna for'' whom It Is Intended. Usually a telegram Is urgent In Its nature and mem-- ' bers bf a family would open one when minimum ten-wo- rd .. . ' -- addressed to an absent member. Sim-- ' llarlyV telegram sent to a person's; business address and received fluting : ; nis aosence wouia De opened ty the one who received It.. '.t C lll, by McClar Newipaser Ba4lette.A . '. i I IMC mm ..k JyJohn n PUPCD t Kenclrlck Bangs. RESTRAINT' ' v. " s . r ' - i. mass f occasion ten-wor- CLARA h, ' meaning; whence" it waj derWecJ; fignijS cancr, your lucky" day" anMucky" jewel eavy creambeaten stiff. oqe cooked egg chopped, LARA, It may be readily surmised of chives, one green onion or shallot by anyone familiar with Latin, Is both chopped, one tablespoon ful of derived from the adjectlvemeanlng powdered sugar., two teaspoonfuls of or ramous. as a musical cooked -- chopped beets, the same of bright clear, feminine name It and f parsley, and red pepper has kept Its significance, though the of salt, two teaspoonfuls of steps of Its history are many and de cavlarwtwo teaspoonfuls of chili vious, d LJ could see evidence of the use men have .made of "brains, organisation and lhtelllgenceTTShd he would" oubt-"- " T EARN to The leaders In everything of con- - less be hopeful of greater cooperation, seqpence who are. getting ahead pre particufariy In marketlngr-inordeJE- ,. not doing so by their own stubborness. that farmers might .get more for their, They have come to recognize that the products, though consumers would pay . greatest amount of good can only .be less. in nome business ahalndustry, coaccoilipltshed by persuading" others Into following them along the logical operation, is the one word to keep in pathway, rather than In trying to force mind, it means not only an easier them like Cattle being driven iato their pu m 10 success, out a surer road to - FACTS about aOaffllSE one-fourt- h ROBINSON "Wkats in a Name?" lAC cnld-boile- v L 1 tough..'. Cook-Bo-o WALTER ' : ' 7 lmmm6 . . ( actors s. -- . Is one of the few who a play: writer. Ho Is now starring in "The ' First Year," one of his own comedies which had a run of two solid years In. New York, and Is now booked for Its appeal lies long run In Chicago. In Its clean, wholtsome humor. n Frank-Crave- American njanjinjles of railroad stretcnes-oenvfe- . Itlomer's " t( - wSCHfini. written: slmplylSubstltutlng ' - .he - for Miss Sanders.' But, It Isn't tougher for you than it The lovely lady looked down-- on her Is for anybody ..else. unsmiling audience and sang the songs And all around you men are getting thflTAHce had chosen. The house was ;o hetter positions, earning more Th very still then they applauded money, accomplishing Important things. And most of them started with .ex singer's face flushed .happily. Martha Dun sat on the front seat. actly the same chance that you have, Whe the applause lad died away the Don't complain of your luck; hard lovely ladyjtooki jgace at her slde "Miss Dvm," she satd.'r ask that you Will not mar my' happy hour by 1 pubUcIty. r.Xet ree tell 'you. That girl who 'entered the-- , train . today might have been myself years ago with my difficulties f and ; yearning ambition. When I stood' on that crude, stage to nlgh(, I was carried back to my first public singing In bur town ball,' 'the Ljcaiffiiittiaiiwm ery. mntry.town Jtrom . wUlchAllct a mat office to make Ufa olaasanL It is came today.- - And In all my professional to tnak It worth llvln., 80 far n w noa cnteny oy wumen, gut Dimi, 1 have never, I since, the la whoa known motto "Women Women triumphs ' rot by for women.' or "Evarv woman' for her thrill of v' that first ; appearance the self." Edward fcanford MarUn. JWendly faces everywhere, You wHl FOOD FOR THE FAMILY ,';r tbls little storyr, V".", . g man with at tbe'tora-- ; X7R T1BE of the sameness of food, plea came .hurrying toward the "two. v no matter how well prepared and Before the noted slnjer of two con-- ? i served. Variety Is the spice of life.' tlnents he paused. "Dora rv he ex vury..the claimed. VTTom cried lady,- - Let. VSL.rememberihls8Pd "I came here," he went on, "filled menus. . with hope' because a little patient of ; .7,-- : .: GwpTTulce. , I mine told of a generous sweet lady '."Cook a kettle of. grapes with very to take her' place st v 4 water until the Juice, has been little f this entertainment. Her description well drawn from the fruit. ; Drain and the news of your return to this conn add one cupful of sugar t each quart 'I to and '' l; do find vou. after alL of the Jnlce. Boil, skim and pour into ' : i . . .i! Doral" bottles boiling hot Seal with paraffin. ( Martha Dun slipped away. . At the Apple Juice or the juice of any frnlt r be" stopped o replace the i i. may he "bottled in the same way ami will be nice to use not only as drinks v i voice jfalled to iter the loyely lady'i but for pudding sauces and la various v. face was radiant ". dishes. t. . other The doctor aid 1 will drive you to ' ' .:-.'t('. ; the station, MUs Dun," she snld. "And tkaliopeit Points' Witt) Ham. ; 7 It compensate If 1 were ' Take six : cupfuls of diced jfotato, to dve you the story of an old love two cupfuls of diced hsm four cop-ful- s ,TT aCIr renewed T Theodora Gall's one of a cupof. hot milk, I love story. The wprM Will he ful of flour, one4hlrf of a cupful f don't ryouHthlnk lnthefict ham fat' one7 and one-hatensNnr v that she retoius1, from herEuropeau fula of salt of n teafpom 7 tour to marry 9 country doctor t Pot ful of pepper, two tntitsAnoonfiils a 1 neither success nor riches," added the , parsley. Melt the ham fat add thr "'l lovely lady.'"brlng happlnss..Jnst fiousrjstir until smooth, s'dd hotVpill! two things count for much la this and bring-t- e beHIng point, stlrna- LL''- -. ' a was ""'..' -- the-cllrobl- n' ft lit wuy that made me feel very un happy. w he-sai- X a ROAST cold night Grandpa Possum sat Then they opened the bag. I was beside TheTtove wnrmlng his feet; plnylhg dvud of course, all the tunc v.hen little Possy. Kls grandson, opened uner they had me Idrthe bag, so .they the oven door. "Put our fee in. took sue by the nail and very roughly grandpa f they wUI get a toaaty feeling tosxed me Into the oven and banged That evening, when 'twas time to dine in a 'iffy," the door, t ... Wl hnft, mI H.k. "A"fter aVbjle all was stnL i'nd I Grandpa Possum Jumped up. "Clu e that door!, fu-rcried, In such' a cross began to nioreSabout and the Brat voice that his grandson looked In won- thing i Vnuw out I rolled on the floor And traded, even up. derment, for Grandpa was ever cross of the kitchen. (Caprrlfht by Will If. Mopin.) I had managed to Ltor him. "An open oven always re push open the oven door. minds me of something that happened "Luckily for me the window was to me when I was a youiigtellow, and open and out I went and ran forome, MEN YOU MAY MARRY I never think about it without shud- but I did not sleep a wink thut night dering," Qrandpa explained- - when for thinking orhow neat, I came to 8 ETHEL R. PEYJER ; Possy closed the door. being rousted. , ! Was me tell anout "Oh, It "Anrf that Is the reason I can never grandpa HatV OalootUk-Tti- ts Pro- I: an adventurer' asked Possy. see an ovep door open without a . posed Yout. "Yes, I guess you would call it that shudder, and would ruther warm my Symptoms,''' He's . awfully but I call It a very narrow escape," feet some other way than by putting smiling and affable. Se hasn't thein In the oven." a share In any oil company Little Possy wus wide-eyewhen4 ... . but . . . no one has it on him for olliness. Slippery ( hlslrandpa finished the story. "I'll never open an oven door, again," he If you think you have him in And Grandpa nodded said. and one hand, he will slip through e smiled as he lighted for a the other. Wheu he goes anysmoke to muke him forget the terrible where,' lie can make bitter ene' adventure of his younger days. niles think that he agrees with (ijl by McClure Nwapatrar Syndicate.) both sides, . "i.. It doesn't mat- - .; - POSSUM fN& For me she bought a collarette A sealskin beauty, too, She hung it on the Christmas tree And said, "Dear. It's' for you." - cross-curren- Uncommon i Sense -- . :pipe Upon last Christmas day. " ed .,. BOUGHT my wife 1 M mtiS tt-- - Frank Craven - !? ... a neatly-tailore- d itntt hnmAmni EASY: - T - woman. .with entered thuPull-- i v YOUR TOMORROW ngiy word to make you- - thoroughly man briskly and settled herself In . mlserableC chair, watching with interest the Tart-rjo- ' A S TQTJ go about your duties today, passengers dispose themselves. You It la too late, now ftcqulrlng 'a larger knowledge- a She had been sen! now after in amLn etter" have lost a day and are slipping down youroblIgatlQns.toittbera Impossible Interview.', .understanding of jour work, you hill, while the "still small voice" Is Martha' Dun was known, to a Mis are abetter calling Ji.yoTirenrt ttt- - besteady,. .paving ad from ''notables wring roundup - jout, wajrtoa dutloos and thoughtful of your future. ... them their secret thoughts, where oth. . If yon are careful, conscientious, Thousands of variable "er reporters' failed In approach. and V today, h" loyal' new. the "lovely lady", entering k; So, ' ! make every stroke . telV thetroal through their unconcern of took a chair directly .opposite. The tomorrow. , face was truly lovely, from thoughtful you win not be lacking u these d : .at .looking -- forwArdaharp.1 Heatlanalltlea, jrfnsteB tomorrow. -- blue eyes r. Hps, wits, keeping their vision The porter paid her the homage due tfj uoiaing steadily to such - ay enlng their knd there will come to you grad-ll- unclouded, the giving each-ho- ut a personageand she cast little half course,a Jiew-born best that In is will which tbem, they play, fast "Dun strength direction in of Martha smile the ease your burdens and inspire a new and-Joo-se with today, and thereby before she turned' to the wmaow. - misstep wtth the confidence la station progressive and fall was a (be at that country It behind. -Martha's nanv Vwaa Httie glrl'V-agai- n rail Is Power. Though mo not given to ordinary agajrist- the Fates, they - tng came .hesitant tip' the .car. steps, which they feel jwmhrlng them the ?tata -- te The" one at to to the stride go to "before The a seat "led her top. porter ..'that of the lovely lady nnd across summit of hope can be reached onlv frown of tomorrow, they shun, helpsearch' of a repeated steps, sometimes hard ffBTlj ful faith and. courage, forget? their ''from Martha Dun-fi;s palnfiil, calling tor patience; and an prayers and, slip hopelessly down and rtory. TV ,The storr promised to be enacted be; extraordinary control of. the heart; the down to the yawning abyss of despair, too wetiK to rise or turn their faces fore her eyes, lor the girt, swaying sua- hand 'and the tongue. the- still smiling countenance towatd on' succeed In frightened glance rlf you you masting , '..denly. turned, or Hope. thaV self today, it hilikely toinorrow her neighbor.,, "i si uv sne saia. t by McClyn Newapaper Sysdleatt.) Tremblingly weak the glrr. toppled, will be less Imperious in its demands , e and upon a In on of the little you; lis yield 7 a crumpling bundle navy-blu- a to get you ia troubled - luck isn't a complaint, it is necessary a car floor, -4Upon the,otherhand, if you are In- - discinllue. It comes to everybody; and The lovely 'lady, "raising the brown In spite of It ' Ihead, murmured words of .encourage' different, careless end .Wdispqsed totnB,eBS y ment "lou will be all fight, my dear. make the best of opportunities today. you don't deserve to succeed. accidents bereavement tomorrow win hold these, shortcomSickness, i' in a few moments," : .unable to continue tfie ings against you,' and begin at the you can't help. "Th"ey are real griev be Twill ' ances. But 00 per cent of your griev I Journey,' the wan little girl said rue breakfast table ' to make you ances are only fancied. "" ". . fully. And It would mean so much to them and see If that isn't - Ton see, I was, to Analyze will follow me.It as to you and you go Granny ; sing tonight fit a small town entertain vorkj snapplngat your heels like a true. (Opyrtght bjJohn Blakt ). "eurly dog. And when' you' Tohfront-Jfjai- r , 4 ment, They were to pay me, she add task yon will feel the sweep of lmnrm:atJltr .twnt rlnllnra. - Kn. cA He Had Somo Fast Food. jv,. " and inconstant I shall have to get off at the next stop contrary "Whaeha sellln'?" ' squalls, ready at the first lton. of an and go back home." A yawning taslcab driver asked the-- l "Ton lore, to- - slngr the .lovely la'dy question of a negro, sandwich vender near the Union station. The negro, , asked. "AH my life, I have longed to be- solemnly drawing back the white napa- "singer kin covering the contents of his basket iuce Sanders. "liyjiame ' the- - girl offered. ..Granny . has answered! 6 flced "Ah has some fast food. Ah sells a great deaf to give me the small bird nd the -renenc-- f tocar teaching.'' By boy. JOHN BLAKt Which was the negro s way of saying The girj'i eyestwinHedi "Friends would tell you that I have' a remark requlrrel meat and rabbit Kansas City . ' Star. able voice the rest of the world has not' awakened to tli'a("raet , Youare l- JTQUR GRIEVANCES kind to listen. .Good-by.- " ; - From her purse she drew" note T3EFOKE you complain, analyze l fl --- -your complaint. book and pencil. - "Write for me," she I mw II " JThe chances are you will And that It requested, "a line of Introduction. Just A friend, substituting for Mlei Isn't really a complaint at all. say, v For example, many men" feel Bflnders;"- The Aline was written' before; Alice aggrieved because others, doing apparIn her astonishment was .fully aware, ently the same work, are. better paid. Watch them a while, and you are sstopyat Waycross," shllrected I breathlessly ; "they will have some one pretty sure to find that they are either doing more wprk or better work than to meet you there." "May I," Inquired Martha Dun of you are. If they are brothers or cousins of the lovely' lady; take this seat for h inomentf-J-ou- M keJoS:tallrftt the boss, and.are better paid for that you." But the lady, turning from a reason, charge that up to human na: fitrewell wave to Alice, "smiled p1a ture. You art bound to run into cases of that sort.. They are not grievances, catlngly. "Please-- , no," 8he-saiA solitary old man was waiting at but Just t the ordinary facts of life 1 Waycrbss station. His disappointment which you have gotto meet. in not finding Alice Sanders was eviIf you arejtggrleved because your dent AUce'4rlend approached bun clothes cost top much, find out If you with herxplanatloo and he offered. can't get perfectly good" ctothesat not .very: graciously, to take her over Cheaper prices by looking somewhere e committee." leteeLNIne times, in Jen you-cai- u jtaJhe And anyway, If you start a little in , TThey are waiting then? he aU&'-Marths vestigation into your personal expendDun, coming out of station;" followed resolutely on itures you will discover that you are the hllli The hill jiras filled that spending, without any complalntjwhat-ever- , jip evening and disappointment In their extravagant amounts on things favorite's absence was apparent on all that you do not need. Ides. Opposite the numbers on the There is no denying that for most program that Alice was to have sung, people the" flfiht for existence Is pretty - I ILL fJL MAUPIN 3 ,SS: By. A, 1 fc'wppr Waaler A6out a t I I li 1LA Dlivss perived From Spaniards." The "Mission," one of the most popu lar varieties of the California olives, la said to be a direct descendaat of trees which lt.Wu; the custom of the early Spnnlxli priests to plant at every mis sion. art Irkaoms ua RESTRAINTS ' ..'. ; Impatient In Its quest tor truth. Bat doe not know tlU days of As - '' Their IB k v - practice, make M3ar for Anchor- MawaDjnar asaia( a |