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Show Their Source "Your husband ought to be more generous with you, my dear. Now, every time I'm in the dumps, I just get myself a new hat." "Is that so, darling? I often wondered where you found them." Gentle art of making enemies: When a woman asks you, "I don't look thirty, do I?" reply, "Not any more." Hair-Raising "I told Jim all my past history yesterday." "What did he say?" "Oh, nothing. . He just -took out' a- comb and smoothed his hair down." Going Along A well-known author met an old Vc-gro Vc-gro called Uncle Joe, who was always cheerful in spite of having had more than his share of e's troubles. "How have you managed to retain your calmness and cheerfulness in spite of them all?" ashed the author. "Well, sah, All 11 tell you" replied Uncle Joe, "Altsc jest learned to co-operate wid de inevitable" Settles It "They say brunettes have better bet-ter dispositions than blondes." "Bunk! Jean has been both, and I never noticed any difference." Just Imagine "George, why do you close your eyes so tight when you kiss me?" "I'm trying to imagine you're Dorothy Lamour." The man who says he treasures his wife's letters should still try to remember to post them. Another View , "Is Jack conceited?" "Is he conceited? Why, he joined the navy to let the world see him ! " Not This Time A woman, visiting the movies, could find only two aisle seats, one behind the other. Wishing to sit with her sister, she cautiously surveyed the boy in the next seat. Finally she leaned over and whispered: whis-pered: "I beg your pardon, but are you alone?" Without even turning his head, but twisting his mouth and shielding shield-ing it -with his hand, the youth muttered: "Cut it out, my aunt's with me." |