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Show PIUTE COUNTY NEWS, JUNCTION, UTAH I By DOUGLAS YOU YESTERDAYS MISTAKES T'HOSE . horrible blunders which caused us so much humiliation and discomfort yesterday must not, if te desire to move among the victors, be repeated today. We were blockheads yesterday, but as we march forth this cheery morning to shoulder our duties we are very wise and alert. We learned something of value through our deplorable errors, and if we have within us the right spirit we shall see to it that we put our newly gained wisdom and vigilance to good account. We shall do our best to avoid gruff words, the ugly explosives that made yesterday a woeful blank and set us back in the proper fulfillment of our lofty ideals. To prefer comfort and happiness to. everything else among the treasures of earth is the basic wish of every worthy human being, but how many of us succeed In accomplishing this exalted purpose? We lose our grip when sorely tried In the twinkling of an eye and away we go with a loose tongue spitting out our venomous emotions to the discomfort of those around us and to ourselves as well We become slack and selfish when we should be firm and magnanimous. The friction we cause in an unguarded moment of excitement may take days and weeks to overcome. Indeed, we may never be quite sufficient to counteract an exhibition of spleen that revealed to others our frailties and our incapacity to assume leadership in the vital affairs of life. If we cannot turn our mistakes to Throuqh the Qlad Eqes o a Woman By Jane Doe SLAVES TO CLOTHES A STATISTICIAN gives us very ln- digestible food for thought when he says women waste ten years of their life putting on and taking off their clothes. Also, theres a lot more in it than that. Nobody but a woman knows what it is to be a slave to the truly awful tyranny of pretty clothes. The putting on and .taking off of them is a plaguy business enough, but the wearing of them, the mending of them, the forethought, foretalk, and time expended on them is worse. They put at least another ten years on a womans life. These gentlemen who, about the year 1000 B. C. foresaw an overcrowded workaday world in which ' men would compete with women to the detriment of one or the ether, knew a thing or two when they kidded their womenfolk to the tune of Behold, you are mere desirable in our eyes when you are clothed in purple and fine linen. In other words, glad, uncomfortable, tyrannous rags. Of course, the poor female simpletons fell for it as bears fall for honey. And ever since, like the meek, uncomplaining dears that we are, we To Housewives WHAT CAME FIRST MALLOCH $ of lore, book to read, or page to do not need a lot Send us your name and we will arnd you. FREE and POSTPAID a 10 cent bottle of LIQUID VKNEER. - Wonderful for your daily duating. Cleana.duat and polishes with one eweep ofyour duat cloth. Kenewe pirn nos, furnitu re, wood work, automobile. Makes everything look like new. Makes dusting a pleasurs. Fairy Talp Ffary GrahamEt. Bonner if pore, To find how men have lost or won, good account, we are deficient some- Have faltered then, or got things THE WRETCHED WORRIES where in our moral and mental fiber, done. and shall always so remain unless we For men have won or men have lost. The Wretched Worries were having conquer our impulses and by our own Have faltered, son, or mountains a very good time of it. strength rise to higher ground. crossed, It may seem All that is exalted in life, all that Have failed the worst, or chasms to think makes existence here a thing of beauty strange passed, creatures such of worthy of emulation comes from the By what caifle first and what came as Wretched Wor-rie- s turning of our daily mistakes to good last. account and using them for stepping having a stones to a loftier sphere. good time, hut Our course we choose like ships at see they you It Is only by error that we learn to sea, w o rry i d nt d the real from the false. And win or lose the victory distinguish themselves. Having once learned our lesson we According to our daily rule They gave worshould profit by it, otherwise we can- In all we do in shop or school. ries to other peonot hope to advance or take our place Work, rest and play, we need them ple f r e e and among those who so regulate their all; without even belives that they dwell In content while And yet someday we rise or fall ing requested. constantly achieving and keeping step Have failed the worst, or wealth Of course they with the day by day amassed, conspicuously never had what brave and unconquerable, came came first and what what writing By most p e o p 1 e their deeds on the eternal skies. last. would consider a ( ( by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) by McClura Newspaper Syndicate.) good time. They didn't enjoy themselves In a beautiful carey fashion. free, gay, themselves by causing They enjoyed others to worry. They were as active as could he doing up the most enormous bundles of worries you ever did see. Some were not so big but they were sharp-edgeparcels and they were marked with labels. these Annoying small worries were called. There were nil sorts of parcels already wrapped up and some of these were marked Examination Worries, Lesson Worries, Punishment Worries, These Worries. last were marked For Parents." They were sending off worries all the time, too, and they kept on doing up more parcels. Its absurd, said Grandfather Wor ry, but we really do a thriving business. Our payment Is not money but it la In the success that we have. We make people worry. There are those who say It wont get you anywhere to worry, and worry never got anyone anywhere. But they act so superior and un sympathetic when they make these speeches that really they help us nlon rather than hinder us In cur work. If they understood and were sympathetic they might be real enemies of ours. Well, weve been In business n long have followed their pernicious pre- and cleaning and dyeing and washtime and we doubtless will be for some ing and ironing our pretty clothes. cepts. to come. time ! Up to date the only sensible garPretty clothes We ments always have a big demand for are invented the What Indigestion, pasty complexyet knitted our worries. Now there are a lot of ions, irritable tempers, pneumonia, dis- frock and the sweater. But women cannot dress by these worries going out about examinations comfort, premature wrinkles and and whether boys and girls will mss alone. name. in actual misery are caused their So we have to go floundering away examinations. We wear silk stockings which are Klliey will be grabed up at once, so cold in winter, an expense In summer, the best years of our life years that that well have to restock. and ruck and get twisted and lad- otherwise might be devoted to the Then there are the worries going der, just because men are addicted er higher life, until someone arises who can plan really comfortable, dur- out about the Christmas entertainto calf and ankle love. ments. Some of these go to children We wear hats of all sorts of ab- able, fashionable, pretty, simple, easysurd and uncomfortable shapes, which going, outer, under and indoor outfits and theyll be afraid that theyll break down. give us headaches, Impede our vision, that will please the bishops, the judges, the men, and the shopkeepers. and overheat our scalp. There is no reason for their breakThen, of course, we shall absoluteWe wear fur coats that rest like ing down in their parts except that we send the worries nnu they grab lead on our shoulders and arms, and ly refuse to wear them. by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) are so cut that we cant raise our them and think that after all they may hands above our shoulders, and in break down 'and how terrible it would which we cant walk farther than a be If they got stage fright and they quarter of a mile without being fagged get It just thinking over the worries out. we send. And we spend hours and hours Why should they get stage frlghtl threading ribbons through our They know every one In the audience and theyre not afraid of them at mending laces, darning, sewother times. It Is all because we send ing on buttons, polishing our shoes, the worries. Then we always have, a beautiful supply to send to parents when their children are out than they expected them to be. A SCHOOL DA1JS A happy-go-luck- d 1 he Young Lady Across thinga-mygib- s, the Way j TTlothers Cook Boo K later W e send luffato, pepper which has been simmered eight minutes, heap the pepper with finely diced cooked vegetables' which have enjoy egg plant the been well buttered FOR those who and seasoned, bits of will be another way of carrot, onions, tiny string beans, all serving it : tomato sauce. Serve with moistened Luncheon Egg Plant. all very hot; medium-sized until Boil a egg plant tender, drain well and cut into halves Planked English Chops. the long way, remove the pulp to which one chop to eaeh guest. Broil Allow medium-sizetomatoes, add three on one side only cn a hot tathe Add six chops fine. peeled and chopped well greased broiler, meantime heating two fine bread crumbs, of blespoonfuls the plank very hot. Rub It with buttablespoonfuls, of butter, one teaspoonand place .he chops cooked side ter of teaspoonful ful of salt, on it, then arrange stuffed todown of one and tablespoonful pepper or peppers with a bit of bacon matoes minced sweet pepper. Lastly add one on each or vegetable and place in a hot lobster cupful of coarsely minced finish to oven the cooking. Serve on fill the mixture this shrimp. With the chops well. the seasoning well plank, fine The young lady across the way says with crumbs, cover shells, a of bright tart that at many of the girls colleges the cube with Garnish oven. buttered and bake In a hot jelly on each. With the chops serve year is no longer divided Into three potatoes au gratin In a separate dish. terms but Into two samovars. of Macedoine Vegetables. Cutlets, ( by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) Prepare the cutlets, dip into egg and o well is veal cruihbs and saute until the in making nine used are Peanuts and hot on a cooked. Arrange platter wood of stains. varieties on each cutlet place half of a sweet Wsstsrm 1)24, Nswsppr Unloo.) SOME COMPANY DISHES d one-eigh- th -- 'HtLUt (, VWwetfi. when the children get back home a little late their parents say : Oli, we didnt know what could have happened to you. We thought everything possible. All those worries are supplied by us. Yet it is surprising how busy we are. There is a real need for a business that handles clothes to. be worn or books to be studied and books for companionship and pleasure, and a business that handles toys and games and boats and bicycles but we are busy Just the same! Just the same, shouted the rest of the Wretched Worries as they all looked pleased In such a horrid way about the work they were doing. R. T. Peters Cupola Safe St. Cardinal Merry del Yal says there is nothing to the report that the famous cupola of St. Ietor's is unsafe. Some defeels which have recently been made much of were discovered more than a century ago. the cardinal sa.s. adding that in 11123 some improvements will be made. Calumet Nut Cookie .... cup butter ' cup Husar . eSKS 1 cup flour 1 level teaspoon linking powder cup chopped nuts 1 teuspoon vanilla Creant butter and add sugar and eggs, well beaten. Sift Hour and baking powder together. Add to first mixadd nutB and flavoring. Drop ture; then from a spoon on a greased baking between sheet, leaving an Inch Bpace nuta and them. Sprinkle with chopped F. oven ). This will (S60 bake In a hot dozen two cookies. make about H Vi 2 Dolls Resemble Owners Dolls made to look exactly like the little girls who mother them are an innovation among this years toys. Artists model tlie beads of clay, cover them with stockinette, pnlnt them, nml attach silky goats hair. Popular Science Monthly. WOMEN NEED SWAMP-ROO- T Thousands of women have kidney and bladder trouble and never suspect It. 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