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Show I) PIUTE COUNTY NEWS. JUNCTION, UTAH Happy Feet TROUBLE AHEAD Second Story Mike and his better half were going over the list for Ju- Castoria is especially prepared to relieve Infants in arms and Children all ages of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food ; giving natural sleep. niors birthday, when they came to an Item that aroused the fond husband's Ire. Wot's dls?" exclaimed the family A tool chest for de breadwinner. kid? Nuttln doin I Why not, dear? Inquired the wife. He keeps asking for one." Yeah? An If de cops see me on de street luggln a tool chest, Ill keep askin for a bondsman." American Legion Weekly. To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of Absolutely Harmless -- No Opiates. Physicians everywhere recommend it. 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Oh, im- Iont Negu Train Beat Him "You say the man? unsightly and aonoying proved by one application Resinol Better lubrication HER DESCRIPTION He I me to tell him what He wanted in it." was THE FEATHERHEADS FACIAL ERUPTIONS I QUACK-QUA- I CK OlMkO.(k..UIJ.) MICKIE. THE PRINTERS DEVIL Why, Bill! First Duck Theres no use of you trying to become a doctor. Second Duck Why not? Youd only be a quack First Duck 1 ' Resignation Oft In official life are found Hints of that old refrain: "He walked right In and turned around And walked right out again. A Home Run I see where Mary left Atlanta after a short stop. Well, she always was crazy about Georgia Tech. Yellow athletes." Jacket Not Free Does your auto give trouble? Give isnt the word. It Is the source of much trouble, but I always pay for it. None of it Is In the nature of a gift Had Head Start I'm thinking of going Into ware business, Miss Reggie the hollow Sharpe. Miss S. 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