Show 27 THE PEEP O' DAT — A LITEKAIiY MAGAZINE — BY QUIZ HORRIBLE MORE HORRI— MOST HORRIBLE of The' junior “ pandemonimnist the Vedette Is awake and kicking lie lias a column “nil to himself and is glad of it Uis first efforts are evidently shaped 'to please but the last of Ills new local items is as clearly intended to scare us lie BLE says ! ! ! ! ! ! ' at-th- : II Stexiiousk Editor of the Daily Mu T Telegraph uud Postmaster of Salt Lake' City accompanied by liis foreman Mr Thompson paid us a visit on Friday last 15 What! the Editor of the Tele ra)h — a paper that was compelled to suppress its strong historical bias -- and let the first literary magazine ever published in the history of this people appear without a record of the fact simply because it was printed at the “ Pandemonium The Editor of such a Telegraph visit actually visit the “ Pandemonium itself Oli shocking After all- we could overlook his going there if lie had gone alone — for he is strong minded enough for anything — but to take an innocent foreman ajong with him and expose him to the dangers of that T B H you did wrong — place very wrong IIow will you answer to that young man’s family if it “ pandemonium ” fever should “‘strike in ’’and carry him off And then wlmt could Hie Telegraph want up there — so far away from home — all alone ? Surely he didn’t want to buy up the entire printing establishment so that the public should have no more Peep o’ Hays ? Some say so Hut of course it was not so for that would be unkindness from our friend and rvren if it was not unkindness the Telegraph could inpver trade with That’s Camp Douglas anyway Still it may morally impossible be right after all for an eminent authority on such matters once assured us that while it was Heaven ! ! ! ! salvation joy comfort and consolation for him and his friends to do business with the Camp it was hell blue fire brimstone and flames for us to do the same Striking Instance op Af- fectionate We saw it yesterday upon the bench Tompkins cow was in JobMns’ lot Jobkins Sen: called peacefully for Jr Instead of father and son rushing frantically ‘after Tompkins’ cow over carrots potatoes cabbages and' "corn stalks and giving her a few parting “licks”’ ds she disappeared through the fence Jobldns Jr made for the cow whilst Jobldns fccni for some mysterious purpose In a few moments went outside Jobldns Jr wheedled the old cow to the gap Nancy thanking her such gentle treatfor stars lucky ment was cheerMiy jumping through- when Jobldns Jr as if inspired with a' sudden idea commenced thrashing behind whilst same identical moment Job-kin- s Sen sprang up from ambush the other side of the gap and com-- ’ menced a furious onslaught in front father and son keeping time front' and rear holding the old cow in the gap and working away “with all the ardor of young and generous natures’’ Such sweet instances of parental and filial union are We could seldom seen on earth have wept it was so ‘lovely ! '“The New Hat — It is well known that we are always respectful to the military We were muSuddenly in sing as we walked the bright sun we saw what appeared to be the upper members of the Provost Guard — military head-gea- r red plumes etc Instinctively wc whistled “John Brown” and prepared our right hand for our best military touch Gracefully we raised the hand we always keep for military movements and squinted as we did so from the extreme corner of our right eye for that acknowledgement which we always rigidly exact A set of steel hoops at that moment grazed our legs and four feminine eyes glanced at Our abashWe ed phiz Merciful heavens had saluted two ladies in the New Hat and Plumes Nfav Disease — A boarding house fever has broken out in the city lately The unfortunate victim is seized with a strong desire “ to take somebody in and do for liim” We saw four men and six ladies (widows) all taken with this same complaint — they looked “awful !” This singular disease is strangely affected by colors Two persons that we saw were so affected in this way that they coulcbdt see anything that hadn’t a green — back The Weather— We have had a great deal of weather the past week “the judge” is of opinion that it would have frozen —had it This intensely been cold enough valuable idea is rendered the more interesting from the fact that upon a close calculation it has been ascertained that the same phenomena will occur again exactly this dav twelvemonth i — - — — No Humbug—'Come at last — Passing down Main Street the other day we were suddenly arrested by a joyous intimation! We knew it was coming somejday but we did not expect’ it just yet It was this : “ Selling off at prime cost and no humbug’” We stopped we gazed enraptured to find the “good time” come biit suddenly a funny thought came over us' — we’ll send a copy of those words to Barnum they’ll ‘jiirove’ his death ! §Vcl’£ fetter ' AN INVOCATION living flowers that skirt the eternal frost ! wild goats sporting round the eagle’s nest I eagles playmates of the mountain storm lightnings the dread arrows of the cloud t Y"e signs and wonders of the elements Utter forth God and till the hills with praise Ye Ye Ye Ye MONT BLANC Mont Blank is the monarch of mountains They crown’d him long ago On a throne of rocks in a robe of cloud With a diadtn of snow Around his waist arc forests braced The avalanclr in his hand f Byron ” LOOK THROUGH MAN TO THE CREATOR (A reverse of “look through Mature up to Nature’s God”) Through Humanity look upward— Alter ye the olden plan— Look through Man to the Creator Maker Father God of Man! ' Shall imperishable spirit : Yield to perishable cl ay 1 No sublime o’er Alpine mountains Soars the Mind its heavenward way ' Some within the humblest floweret ‘Thoughts too deep for tear” can Oh the humblest man existing v - Is a sadder theme to me ! Thus I take the mightier labor Of the great Almighty hand : And through Man to tho Creator Upward look and weeping stand ' ' Thus I take the mightier labor Cfowning gloiy of his will - And believe that in the meanest Lives a spark of Godhead still : Something that by Truth expanded Might bo fostered into worth Sofnething struggling through the darkness Owning an immortal birth” Charles Swain MAGIC OF MUSIC sound At Inst a soft and Rose like a steam of rich distilled perfume And stole upon the air that even Silence Was took ere she was ware and wished She might Deny her nature and be never more Still to be so displaced I was all ear And took in strains that might create a soul Under the ribs of Death — Milton KMiseltoW llcrijicsi best method to wash Washing Paint— The Bath-bricline and when paint is to nib some voti have rublmd some soap on the flannel dip it This will remove the grease and the brick without injury Cinnamon Biscuit — Half a pound of dry flour one pound of lump sugar finely sifted one pound of butter of powderThe whole to be mixed with a ed cinnamon glass of brandy or rum then rolled very thin and baked in a quick oven Very good) Boiling Cauuots — When eurrots are to bo boiled do not scrape them when raw but brush pud wash them clean when sju'pcicntly done take ofT the skin with the baek of the knife The difference in the flavor is very great because tho juice has been kept in Hot Spick — Three drachms each of ginger black pepper and cinnamon seven cloves mace half an ounce cayenne one quarter of aiAounee nutmegs one ounce aliite pepper one ounce and a half: mix The quvniby of cayenne mar be irmrcL'od o mit the palate drt speedily |