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Show THE PAY8QNAIN, PAGE POUR THE PAYSONIAN Entered at the Post-Offi- at ce Pay- - eon as second class matter. Published every Thursday by the Paysonian Publishing Company. SUBSUMPTION PRICE: One Year, in advance Six Months, in advance f2.00 91.00 LAWRENCE JORGENSON Editor and Manager. Copy for ads or notices will positively not be accepted later than 10 a. m. Wednesday morning. mu state; mss association WHERE IS THAT COMMERCIAL CLUB? About three months ago we of that a number met and Paysons leading lights discussed the proposition of organizing a commercial club. At the same meeting it was decided to meet the following Thursday and effect an organization If anything was done we havent heard about it. Perhaps it was organized and no one knows ' about it. An organization of this kind usually makes a little noise to let the public know what has happened and we can hardly believe that the meeting was ever held. The benefits derived, esthis at time, are pecially obvious. Now that our city is destined to take its place among the most' prominent and progressive towns of the state we should by all means stop the wagon long enough to let a commercial club get in and go It is standalong with us. learned standing by the toad just waiting for a hint to the driver to In its travel towards stop. progress Payson could pick up no better company than an organization of this kind. Lets have that meeting. ANOTHER MYSTERY The average man and wite are pecular to each other. Takes out back comb and Regathers up stray bits. adjusts back comb. Puts on UTAH Jolsons Jolts Just a few purely pertinent pointed pithy paragraphs pushed by the pen of one who doesnt wish to disturb the serene minds Payson, hut feels the necessity of unloading the constant ac-cumulation of dope under his back on head. Presses crown with one hand, sticks hat somehow. somewhere, pin Turns head to left, then to right. Sticks another pin somewhere, somehow. Husband holds coat, pokes waist sleeve into coat sleeve, pulls waist collar out over coat then waits. Wife feels of belt at back, puts on gloves, looks into mirror, ready to go. Time, 21 minutes. Husband says' wife is pecular. They wait outside till prayer is Wife takes off coat. finished. Trouble. Husband helps. Wife feels of belt at the back. Did you ever notice woman feeling belt at back? If forty-seveuncoated women rise' in church you will see forty-sevehands feel' of belt at the back. Shes so peculiar. When a man pulls his vest down, he pulls it down because he wants it down. - Why a woman feels her belt at the back has never been revealed. It is oneof the things no Payson man will waste his time trying to understand. hat- - 1 hat. 00000000000000000 er often a Payson man spoils a good story by sticking to the facts. It t t t t is noticeable . that the Pay-so- n man who makes good money usually takes care of his small change. t t t t If a girl thinks as much of a young man as she does of herself shes afflicted with a desease called love. t t t t we personally have as many Liberty Bonds as we would like to, we certainly are spending very little on elucken feed for chorus girls. Although not bought n n t t t t When a woman marries a man for his pocketbook she need not hope to find his heart in it. t f t t Another reason why a mans sweetheart thinks he is a brilliant ' conversationalist is because she dosent know he is going to be a champion grur.ter after lie gets married. - -FOUR-FLUSHIN- PAYSON, t t t t The average Payson man- is willing to let Uncle Sam have a on hat dollar five a Putting kind of a day he likes two dollar head has disrupted any so long as he leaves Saturday more homes in Payson than for pay-dat t t wife beating, booze, cold suppers have Wedding rings or poker can ever lay claim to. gone cent. But then up fifty per For putting a five dollar hat on it isnt the original cost of a a two dollar head is wedding ring that counts. G - four-flushin- and there are a thousand forms of it-- Expensive habits and small salaries is one of the most common forms of The man who lives a life on a two cylinder salary is bound to iind the credit lines tightening sooner or later, and when that comes not even the Twelve Disciples, if they happened to return to earth, could prevent a quarrel in the family. Marrying a who has woman always been used to squandering money as though it grew on tiees and all she had to do was shake a couple of them is an other way if the salary of received shows the slightest dent when the pastor reaches tor his fivespot. r Be sure the never goes to his or her grave t t t t Youve also got to admit that Payson people got along about days when they sat around the fire at night and looked at a photograph album as they do since Fatty Arbucle Many came to earth. as well in the four-flushin- six-cylind- t other made the acquaintance bf the fellow who, when life seems empty, , wants to go out and get full. lift t t t t There ought to be some way hi this world to make some of our senators take ten pounds of common sense with every pound of learning. g t t t be Foster-Milbur- A Payson hey dosent care how scarce pennies are as long as he can still wheedle a nickel out of his dad. Its Sunday morning. Husband and wife preparing for church. Husband dons his coat, adjusts his tie; Ready. Stands with hat in hand. Stanbs with the other on the door knob. Patience personified. Wife approaches mirror, hat in hand and three hat. pins in learnmouth. Grasps hat in both withouttheir it above' raises head. ed by the populace. hanbs, And it matters not whether Brings it down gently. Takes it off. they attempt to practice their four-flushin- t 1 some time or anyou t 'Havent stiff and sore, too. My kidneys annoyed me in different ways and I Payson Readers Have Heard 'It was sometimes dizzy and felt tired. I used many remedies for this trouble, and Profited ' Thereby. but Doans Kidney Pills, which I Good news travels last, and the bought at the Huish Drug Co., did me bad back more in sufferers many good than anything else. Doan's Payson are glad to learn where relief may bo have never failed to quickly cure me found. achof an attack. Many a lame, weak and ing back is bad no more, thanks' to Price 60c, at all dealers. Don t j Doans Kidney Pills. Oui citizens are simply ask for a kidney remedy get telling the good neus of their ex- 'Doans Kidney Pills the same that perience with this tested remedy. Here Mrs. Tanner had. Co., is an example worth rending: iMfgrs.,, Buffalo, N. Y. Mrs. Harold Tanner, Second Ward. For many years I Payson, says: have had attacks of kidney troublo. The easiest mark in the world When these spells came on, I suffered is the Payson man who is always with dreadful lameness through the small of my back and my back would saying: You cant fool me. GOOD NEWS F you want what you want when you want it in the printing line WE HAVE IT! t Somehow or other it seems that the better a Payson woman Jearns to knit socks the worse sh hats to mend them. four-flushe- sec-refbein- t t t t A press dispatch says John D. Rockefeller is burning wood. Whats the matter is gasoline too high? . Man and for ple are of this as they W. H. CHILD t t t t cannot live on bread alone that reason Payson peoasked to buy as much breakfast food do flour. t t t k CO. BROKERS j LOCAL BRANCH OFFICE THE MODERN PHARMACY t Any Payson man can go in the kitchen and don an apron but; that doesnt mean thal his orders will be carried out like they Hare when the apron is. on i some--on- e else. Us Phone We are as Near to You as Your Phone Just Phone Let us know your wants and we will do the rest. We give phone orders 8. Special Attention deception in a town of fifty or of fifty thousand, the public is sooner or later coining to know just exactly how many patches are under the Prince Albert. The man who spends liberally at the cigar store and lets a grocery bill run; the woman who turns up her nose as she store; passes a and then wants to know if the credit grocer thinks she isnt! -good for her bill when he! presents it every three months-AbLincoln had it right when he said something about not being able to fool the peopleAnd we cant help feeling he r was referring to the when he said.it. cash-and-carr- y e - j four-flushe- We are in a position to handle all your stock business. We are in constant touch with the market and can give you prompt service in both buying and selling. Come in for Daily Quotations. Hie MODERN PHARMACY Paysons Dependable Drug Store |