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Show THE NOVEL FORMS OF ADS. GLOBE-HEADE- R. Bf OUbeBudaf Fabllahlag Ca PAYBON, Methods That Are Employed by the Most Uptodate Firms Human Display Has Become a Fine Art Some Odd Business UTAH NOimiYEST notes! human "sandwich as a means of public display advertising in cities baa gone out of fashion, but human display advertising in show windows has become a fine art, says a writer la an eastern newspaper. Many professions are engaged in this lucrative business, both la working out new Ideas and la dressing the part and acting It out. The persons who earn a livelihood by planning or taking part in display advertising call themselves ''Illustrators. Consistently enough, they believe themselves to be artists. And, la a sense, some of them are. do When they do something stunts, as the boys say besides merely looking a part, then the illustrators become demonstrators; and the demonstrator generally leads a life of encore performances. One would think the woman who has for weeks and months, snd perhaps years, decorated a store window, inhaling vapor and exhaling it In puffs of white, steamlike whiffs, would he heartily tired of tier peculiar "smoke" by this time. But she seems to thrive at it, and has the consolation of knowing that she is a most thoroughly disinfected woman. Neither tho pestilence that walketh in darkness nor any other old pestilence has 11K Eight informations have heeu filec against train rublu-- r George Howard, Bow In the Hutto Jail. It it reported that elk are dying by hundred along the northern boundary of the N'atioual park, from hunger. The strike at the Midland and Pocahontas mines at Sunlight. Colo., Is on again, the men claiming that the mine managers have refused to recognize the union. The fire in the Northern Pacific coal mines at Chestnut, Mont, have broken out with renewed vigor, and the destruction of the entire property Is threatened. While working on an incline la the coal mine near Lewiston, Mont, with his son, Fritz Tulbert was instantly killed by two tons of coal and dirt fall- ing on him. Judge oJhnE. Murray, one of the old- est and most prominent residents of Lewiston, Mont., is dead. During the early days of Montana he prospected with Senator Clark. H. P.Rennick of Hillings, Mont., was last week shot by Thomas Soloman, the bullet entering the liver, fatal results being feared. The shooting was the result of a drunken row. A run on the State Savings bank at Butte last week caused no little sensation in financial circles. A number of prominent men came to the aid of the institution, and It is out of danger. Julia Leary, daughter .of Mr. and Mrs. Timothy Leary, of Butte, is dead, as the result of burns received last week. The baby was playing near a bonfire, when her skirts caught lire. Her body and limbs were 'frightfully cooked and she inhaled the Four-year-ol- Representative I,ouis Levy of King county. Wash., has retained attorneys to prosecute a libel suit for $23,000 damages against the printing firms who accused him of soliciting a bribe In connection with thn printing VOlSM. Aair recognized Mrs. Overfed. Tve looked through every one of Tho his books, said Mrs. Overfed, "and I can't find a single quotation. dont believe he wrote a line of poetry in his life. This opinion being the sense of the meeting, the reaulng of quotations I HE WAS IN JAIL. was dispensed with. When the Doctor Came. a fearful tltch in his side he ran hardly breathe, lie just pants, pants, pants, for breath. "My dear madam, don't worry about those pants. I will soon find the seat of the trouble, remove the stitches, and "Doctor! Kansns City Journal. "Oh, doctor, he has such anti-clima- shake buildings. A mining project of much importance has been launched at Boise. The purpose is to tunnel Black Hornet .mountain for the purpose of providing means for the transportation of ores from all the mines in the district The tunnel wil be a mile and a half long and will tap the ledge at depths varying from 800 to 1700 feet. During a quarrel between Bryan Hart and James Ryan, brothers-in-laand neighboring ranchers near Billings, Mont, Hart was badly cut with a knife 4n the bands of Ryan, who also smashed a whisky jug over the others head, fracturing the skull. Hart will probably die. The quarrel arose over a plough, and took place at Ryans pected. As Dick Washakie, son of old Chief Washakie, and at present chief of police at the Shoshone agency, was going home at a late hour, says a Lander special, he was struck on the head with a club in the hands of an unknown person and knocked down, after which he was badly cut about the face and back. He will recover. Montana will be represented at both the St. Louis and Portland expositions, despite the failure of the legislature to make any appropriations therefor. Governor Toole has appointed a commission to make all neecsBary and proper arrangements for the collection and Installation of such exhibits as to them shall seem expedient and proper. The fact has come to light that a band of of the Diamond Dick type has been operating In Raw-Jin- s for some time, and there are few Ibuslness houses in town that have not Steen visited. The band is composed of about a dozen young lads, the oldest 13 years of age. and their principal business Is shoplifting. They have worked systematically and have been fwmarkably successful. The right of the city of Helena Mont., to build and operate Its own waterworks is affirmed in an Important decision handed down by the United States circuit court of appeals. The Helena Waterworks company had sought to restrain the city from such action, claiming that its franchise and contract with tho municipality were violated and its profits illegally interfered with hy the city's proposal to build its own waterworks. Needed the Reef. How It May Be Done. Mrs. Nagger I'm so glad you've Do you think that it is really po convinced my husband be needs to Bible to eupport a family on $10 aa take a rest at Palm Beach. week?" said the wootau with a worDr. Shrude Yes? ried look In ker eye. Mrs. Nagger Yea, because I do so "Certainly, answered tlie businesswant to go to Palm Bearh. like friend, the experiment may be Dr. Shrude Good. You may go made quite remunerative if one only when ho comee back. That will he a haa the knack of writing magazine artdouble rest for him. icle about it 300-pon- d flames. About noon Sunday distinct shocks of earthquake were felt at Townsend, Winston, White Sulphur Springs and other points in the Missouri valley. Many at Anaconda ran out of their .homes in alarm. Two shocks were felt in Helena, both severe enough to George Halgler, Utah and Colorado representative of the Western Packing company. Is in jail In Leadville, charged with shooting his wife, Mrs. Gertie Johnson Halgler, a handsome woman of about 28. The woman now claims the shooting was accidental, but some sensational developments are ex- Literary Not. "At our last meeting," said tho president of the Bnobsonly Ladles' Club, I asked each of you to coma today prepared with a quotation from Frank Stockton. "Mrs. President!'' cried a dozen Right Man in the Right Place. Oyer See that old rhap on the correctly over her head. Over I hand- ner? Mycr Yes; what of him? some frock, or "suit, as they call it terrors for her. He's deaf and dumb, but bo mackinl cover-alGyer wears a she now, j The fancily drersed Cuban cigar tosh. She stands under a shower . gets an enormous salary. seller is another figure well known. worse il. an Kind Lady So you were in one place for three years? Why did you tbit Myer What docs ho do? auy thunder-plumBo is the Red Indian who sells bark leave? Gyer lie's "rninpliiiut clerk in the ever drenched Broadway. Then she and other vegetable remedies. Tramp I wuz pardoned, ma'am. peels off the mackintosh, street railway company's office. The human perambulating Illus- smilingly beneath that observers shows the and trated advertisement has been exem- the protecting cloak her garmers are SHE WORE NO. 8. Breath of Suspicion. In of various and lome ways, plified aa dry as a prohibition county or a My wife is oue of the Wedorly the examples are clever. A tiny wagon meeting of the kirk session. most affectionate women I ever saw. drawn by a tinier donkey and carry- Another woman in a window makes Singleton Indeed? negro, who could lng a huge astonished beholder believe she the Wedorly Yes; no matter at what have picked up both donkey and is about to perform what the stage hour of the day or night I happen t wagon under bis arms, always caused folk called the Great Undertaking Act. come home she always meets me at comment. tho door with a kiss. Another "ad in which a donkey fig- With great deliberation she unhooks, ures is called "The Negro Automo unbuttons and removes her outer garSingleton Huh! Thai's not affecments, one by one, and then applies tion. Its suspicion. somebodys mixture and cleans them. This advertisement is certainly in the Gave Her 8uch a Scare. nature of an Husband Darling, I believe that I am falling. NICE LITTLE LOVE STORY. Wife (In alarm) Gracious! How often I have warned you, George Not Much Romance Connected With against your foolish speculations! the Divine Panion Husband I dont mean in business A dreamer and a man of action dear; I mean I'm failing in health. lfe (relieved) O, la that all? loved a woman. d house. chasers full Instructions on the cultivation of the canary voice, and was always ready and willing to answer One admiring wholesale questions. druggist in New York says of Misa Pope; "She will take anything under the sun, moon and stars and boom It into success, and she haa all America using tbs various kinds of pat animal and bird foods that tie has from time to time brought to the notice of an intelligent and enthuslaatlo public. A Broadway window recently has been fairly besieged by spectators eager to see a young woman drenched by a shower bath which operates di To-da- 1 shall write The dreamer aaid: verses in her praise; they will touch her vanity, and she will lovo me for them. wih But the man of action said: "How I shall corner the etock market, and that will bring her. So tho dreamer wrote verses, and he Induced a friend of his, who ran a magazine, to print them. And the man of action cornered something or other, and became a billionaire. In the meantime the girl married a man who Inherited his money, and lived happy ever after. But the dreamer was so proud of his verses that he didn't care, end the man of action was eo busy that he didn't care. The only one to suffer was tho man he married. Smart Set Few Clothes in Evidence Mrs. exclaimed "My gracious! Kornstop, here's a piece In the paper saya most actresses spend most all the money they make for clothes. "Well, well! replied Farmer Korn-towho had seen the ballet in town "thet Jest shows they don't make much money." p, 10-ce- A colored man and his wife, attired in riot of colors, alt in a cart which la pushed instead of pulled by the little animal. The wagon ia guided hy a wooden steering wheel. The entire outfit is grotesquely primitive, and yet aa the wagon approaches head-on- , with the donkey hidden behind the fat negroes, it has all the effect to pus-sle- d observers of the queer "automobile. The best known professional demonstrator in the country is Miss Virginia Pope. She also is the highest priced. Perhaps that la not saying a great deal nowadays, because the wages have been decreasing since the business became more popular and less exclusive. A few years ago Misa Pope could, like moat specialists, command her own price and insist on a contract Nowadays the men and women who make exhibitions of themselves or others for advertising's sake get from $3 to $15 per week. Experts like Miss Pope, however, are independent operators, and will never per- mlt themselves to be merely hirelings on salaries. Miss Pope makes an agreement to boom a certain article. For that booming she is paid, first, a stipulated price; second, her expenses. bile." I I I I Sounded Suspicious. McJigger I said my doctor! new name was Steed Dr. Steed. Thingumbob My! I'd think twice before engaging him. McJlggera Why? Thingumbob Sounds aa if he were a great charger. EA8Y FOR HER. The Professor. good reason, suddenly Inquired some one in the group, "why money should be called filthy "Is there any Genuine Philanthropy. Miss Ethel Folaom, daughter of Geo, Winthrop Folsom of New York, a lucre?" wealthy Lenox cottager, la to estab"Not in this town. said the profee lish a hospital for convalescents from or. "We use so little of it for dean-la- g New York hospitals in the town of the streets." Chicago Tribune. Lee, on the borders of Lenox. Miss Folsom has leased a large house and How Mean of Her. a tract of land on a hilltop about three He paid me a pretty compliHattie miles from Lenox and the house is to be converted into a home from May ment. He said my movements were to November for discharged patients birdlike. Bertha I saw him the day before of New York hospitals. gazing nt Mrs. Quelper's ducks. You The Sports of Gentlemen. gon't suppose it was they that put With reference to the report that he the idea Into bis head? won $5,(iu0,000 on the races In San Cause for Opinion. Francisco Col. Gates merely remarks He I always thought that Bragge that he does not see how the public can be Interested in the customary belonged to the yacht club until I met relaxation of a gentleman. And that's him there last night She And doesn't he? right It the colonel rhould win $300,-OUl-), from his He Well, I inferred P00, 000, now, the episode would be club the belonged manner that Is a yacht of The other mention. worthy trifle which does not deserve chron- to him. Town Topics. icling. Something to Talk Through. HIlow I wonder if Breezes is going The Confidence of Youth. to make any political speeches this An aspiring and tolerably young literary person called on spring? Cum so I don't know. But why do the editor of a leading magazine not long ago and wanted to make arrange- you ask? ments for furnishing a story every HIlow I saw him buying a new hat month. "What kind of stories do you yesterday. write? asked the editor. "Oh, stories like 'The Lady or the Tiger and that His Observation. kind of tiling, you know, was tho lit She It Is always to a man's credit erary partys airy reply. when he stops drinking. He Oh, I don't know. Sometimes Dollar Bills for Fldo. It is to bis lack of credit. "I wonder what makes some women think so much more of dogs than they Where They Could Talk. emdo of men?" asked a She Are you fond of music? Women romc here' with ploye. He No; I detest it. bur.rhcs of mutilated bills, chewed up She Then let's go to the opera. by th'-i- r pet dogs. if woman will give money to tho dens to fold with, why What Did He Say to the Other? dont they give them silver dollars Polly (to her fiance) Tom, you ar.n let th nu n p'ay with the bills? danced four times with that girl New York lrn.-'s-. Jenkins and onlv twice with me. Tom (slyly) Wi II, it tal.es ijuan-In a Novel. Dennis Kesrrey Don;: Is tree the sand lots Uty, you know, to mule up for qual!'-- , orator of ii.emro. has been put ity. Stray Stories. i;tu a nme! tv Mrs. Fremont Older. wi'il The henh ih agi- Logical. and Kearney Is Old (.iMitleuMii,! I cant see where iiion in Ca'i'-nnii- i in v.ortli $12. with the ;n n jiorlrait of that pair of t;inri pin l.in.self. Ills i! a unlit ( r. who Is on tho Optician Of ioiiri; you cant, my stage, in anviiiiii to play ti e heroine's dear air. OHierwi-- e you wouldn't rule In R dramatization of the bonk. seed them. Chliaco News. d for she travels all over the country; and, third, a percentage of sales, in every town in which she opens up business she also opens up an account for herself. Her latest assignment was to Introduce a new kind of bird food. She pioneered it and put It on the market all through the United States and Canada. Slut carried with her a Collection of canaries. all splendid singers and not has! ful about sinning in public; and the puli:!? were Invite I to believe that canaries had become Sima Reeve; : ned what not of the ranary talent by living cm the brand of food advertised by them and hr Miss Pope. She gave to all pur- - to e-- 1 S-- 1 tion. "What did you do about It? "Hinted to my wire that some letters from an old aweetheart of mine were inside. She got It open In ten minutes. Of a Saving Disposition. "You say you couldn't drink the coffee, said the hotel manager to a complaining guesL "Have you thrown it away? "No. replied the guest. "I've used it in my foimtHin pen." Stray Stories. So All Could Hear. Their engagement is going to bo announced. Ruby '"TIi rough tho papersT Pearl "No, they are making such fuss I guess they'll announce It through a megaphone." Evidence. They say that a man can't toll n lie with his hands open." "Yes. and I have evidence of It. "What? "You clenched your fists when you called me a scoundrel tho other day. Exacting. Tom Our engagement is off. Dick You don't ray: how's that? Tom She got mad heenuso I couldn't explain in her satisfaction why R loved her more than other girls. Pear |