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Show TIIE By Placed Bet on Wrong Hzt GLOBE-HEADE- R. ai.ba-ll.ad.- r I'uhllBhlug C. In Mlsdisipiil nyi!iii. Is s crime, oven progrrs.dve progressive To avoid tlie grate ruliliora boiled water and gi-- t During the racing season at Hi.ei ps- d head Bay a parly of friends the track one Kami day fur an aft rnoon's pleasure. Among ike number was un old chap of tin- - name of Jack- son, who every night Tor a mouth past had been itnan.ii.,: of hats. hats. In- had hoiicht hats. lie di'caini-ihats of eviry sie ami description by the wholesale; that bis loon.s were piled up to the ceil. ng wiiil them, and when in.- awoke in the morning it wi nid lie some minutes lie i f mb sate 'Iv him If that In1 wasn't in the hit! Iiiisiuc.--s- . mind i.a almost Ills away Ami ballmiminon. with tl.ls Mra.-.i-It was for this very nasmi, with tlie I. is mind from the liepo of Il.al he was a: l I to at hats. subject . be ot:e nf a party to visit the A jolly i.f six. n mo. g whom for the Ira- k vim J.i'-- on, slaili-one vii! anxious to iitinul ta mu. I I Ills Jm k oil Ike Ili'I'.e-- . blit IIOI, e was litiuiu luil.v e.piipp. d to back tin-iheavily. In the lid of horses cl.t.-rc.one for the first tine was Halit:a hi to I rind, irol it eaui-.li- l Jackson's eye immedinif-ly"i'll play him for J:! mi the of iny dp am," said .f;i ks.titt. "and I wacer III win the mom-v.irowdi-His nruuml him, hut Jackson was tin- only mu' who the nerve to put any mom y in his choice. The In-- was laid and bis way Jackson nervously nlgi-foltli rough the crowd. Ills low lug, where the stmt could be t soon. li.-in-- drink - van-inato- Balfour haa a niajiu;ty bark of him that to auihiuizi! set-i- him to ilo things. j I Lady Cordon is from court. Tlie - proerly shut out king of Kiiglaml lie fontaiiiiiiitii-d- . 1 Mr. Corbett is cvidi-niextremely anxious to lie 1n- - iiri-- l ('re to jiroijt ti. by Mr. JiITmi faiiieg 1 At the Mariiiaiu sole ti jnui-- i Mow Yase fcli-ht-ase that will $!.". bring that ti.ueli must lie a td-vs- i Red hair, it is vnid, purity of thought atei of What does tile while Imrse indicati''.' I V 1: l - For those t'hieiif'o obi maiils to admit murried life is tin l.n,ipi-:.is like a teetotaler ileMriliiu:; the t.iel . t Mri-iigtl- i of ruin. frii-iui- The lute Ur. (hiding inveni.'.i belli a deulledealii'g gun anil tin au(iiiu:iMc plough. lint lie never In al one into the other. - t fro-ml- Another "gel t i concern gone tip in St. Louis, tiinl tlie for its slowly priiei-i.investoiH. l.a-- . s "p'l-over-- s s a fat Graduate f 5 Years Expert encr, firvroieii to do any kind of wrk known to tlie profession. il In very high or nimiiiiaiimus reeiovi sounds become diminished in Imnl.'s carso that a conversation cannot ried m in an ordinary top . f voice. In Wines or in a diving bolt the reverse nf this is tho ease. Speocii becomes so startling that il must he ra tried on in whispers to lie at all endurable to tlie oar. Sounds nf all kinds become tmtsi-- i al if the vibrations of air tire uniform and rapid enough, says Hu- Baltimore American. It Is raid that the puffs of an enginn would make a tremendous organ peal of music if they could lie made to attain tho rapidity of flu or fit) a second. Every tiling In nature lias its keynote, aa it were, and utt lined to one particular musical sound. This fact can b very easily verified in everyday life. Ktuml near an open piano and while speak In an ordinary tone; speaking you will suddenly hear a string within reverbeialo to your voice. The tick of a watch, the sound of every human voice, tho hark of a dog, the mew of a cat, the noise of a WHgon, the toll of thunder, tho fall of rain, the running of water; In fart, everything about us can easily bo plated liy an attentive ear on its Cartoonist, isn't it tilsmt lime to put away tlie liavlil and Cioliath bleu? It's been In use for yuirs and really needs a rest. It may lie wise to keep a diary, but as the evidence in a divorce case shows, it la also wise to keep it ecurely locked up. - Beef is now Just as cheap aa pork. That seems to he the most cheerful way to state tho fact that pork haa risen to beef prices. Spain is to natno tho Mexico and VenezueAlfonso la get- a man. Jan Kubelik married and accompanied by hla wife is quite another box oliice proposition Tram Jail the poHsl-bl- e hero of every matinee girl's romance. Whole nations sometimes go to sleep. Mr. Balfour said thut if the ministry did not suit, parliament could get another one easily. And it missed the chance! Is joy. hy two orasorial Count Hubert do Moutesquinu says the Empress Josephine was so lavish with musk In her boudoirs at Hint tho stones nr these amorous retreats are still redolent ot it. Whew! n It Is cstimnled that a polar explorer can fit out an expedition for $200,000, hut as this estimate does not Include the cost of the rescuing expedition the figures are obviously misleading. organiz- ed a club to suppress superfluous books. It might have been foreseen that ten years of Hall Caine and Marie Corelli would lead to some such reaction. yachtsmen any that the in keel which the Shamrock III is to use "will enable her to spin like a top every time she goes About" Still, for all her splanlig she may not come out a top. Congressman Jenkins of Wisconsin, wbo recently Introduced a measure tho governmental looking toward seizure of the coal mines, wns talking tho other day about the vanity that Inflates sonic men when they achieve success In life. In my liny hood," he said, I remember how a man from my town was elected to a minor political office, and got an puffed up about It that ho would hardly speak to any one on Hie street. "Ono day a blacksmith, who had electioneered for tills man, entered his oliice and extended his hand. But the other failed to see tho hand, and suid: "I don't remember you, sir." looked around. "The blacksmith A half dozen men were present and to tiieso lie addressed himself, 'Gentlemen, ' he said, this here reminds me of the mayor that they elected once In my wife's town. They -- o Parfoi. There Is a man in a Russian hospital who has pupers to show that he Is 200 years old. Ills age isn't as remarkable, however, ns the fact that he doesn't claim to have sninketl tobacco and guzzled whisky all his life. Who'll rs:;.i;il to Brother I'nrk-l- i lust's call for tl n-- or four milium dollars to start :lu bVa! newspaper? That niotn-- ought to start it all right. Ail that would then lie needed would he a few million more tu keep It going. new burglar alarm photographs the burglar, arouses the family and calls the police. All it needs In addition is an attachment that will handcuff the burglar and hitch him to one of the legs of the grand piano in the parlor. ELL 11'KLIC every day n Cm B.iTWKKK w coming down the 'II. i y home si retch aid very neck was Tlie noise Mtialccd with cum mess. was drowned by of the horses OGDEN AND DENVER VIA iippliiu'f. Tl.e fraud stand fairly it was a beautiful men to v.iii'li. l:i iitiotlur second the horses rii.tr. The clapping tl.e jim- soil ca cd :i:u! there was a lull. Thu race va.- - very ih.ro. Kniiihri'io wins hy a nose! came a v ii.i f'oni Hie judges stand. Tlata-- TOolorado Midland Urn shook, RAILWAY. Finest Mountain Scenery in the World. The - SOO SCI Tim Cyotn Kunaas City Fast Bound Kipii-Mt'hicago No. 6 Schedule. Limited No. 4 7:25am Leave Ogden 7:lApm Olid.'' Fine hath room in connection: Ilia cyca head dropped. ,!:u 'li. rei'leil on Hie to Ijp waa heard "1 don't care. some kind of a hat waa say. "I all have sure to win, and II did. Li-t'a drink, anyway." Ami the following rarca were watched, says tlie New York Timea, but. pot i!avi-hy any of JackBon'a crowd 1 La l day. j:. PAYSON. bi-i-- DISAX, - - Proprietor. . 1 Salt Lake UTAH ftHiiam Iblila in 8: SO pm Spritigville 0: jfiuin Thistle lQ:.oaiu 9:45)m 10: ISpni 1:05am Irovo 11 a musical ti:15uui 6:49a in 10:30am 1:00pm l:45pin t'ripph-Ck.libjfiai- " Manitou ihMUm tkfiOain 6:55 pm G:15pin DKNVLR Ui.lOam 8:45pm ,i Both trains carry elegant Standard Pullman Sleepers hetwevn Ogden and Denver. Our Chair Cars are new and of the i a tent pattern, being provided with all modern convenlenoe. The Colorado Midland trains are s one of the This is a most iiiteri-rdiiit and easily verified hy any one Inclined to skepticism. It 1r said that the ear can distinguish eleven octaves of sound, hut aa a rule those made by quick, short vk bratlons are mme easily conveyed. For instance, tlie whirr of a locust makes mote distinct impression than the sighing of the w iml through tho trees. A whirlwind in its approach is noiseless; it is only when it strikes some obstacle that the volume of sound becomes terrific to us. Then we receive the secondary shorter waves from the. destruction of this obstacle. Tyndall says all friction is rhythmic. Flames are notoriously sensitive to sound. They will bend and flicker, and even respond with a leap of quivering light to a high shrill sound. This is another Ini cresting experiment. If we use a glass tube with a small Jet of gas, by lowering or raising it to certain points, we can cause it to shriek out shrilly or to answer sympathetically to its own keynote when sung or spoken by the voice. 1hlladelphla proper 9:H5pm J Price :2Jpin Grand Jnc. 6:25pm Arrive GkinwHiilnH, P (Springs 10:55pm Aspen Lead villa l:."0ain BuenaVlMta2:15sin role rounds of the male. expi-rimi-n- Hi FACTORY LOADED New Rival" SHOTGUN Leader" MWMNWk.i SHELLS' i JOS. S. TANNER, CYRUS E. KNEI.L, CWehler. handled by Hie R. G. W. Ry between Ogden anil Grand Junction; connecting with all trains of the O. rt. L. and 8. P. 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For Balt Lako City and all points and Went at 7:60 a. m. and 8:18 940,000.00. elected, more for a Joke than anything else, an old ragpicker to the mayoralty. They made him buy a frock coat and a white He and a plug hat, ami they persuaded him to ride around In a falitop buggy. It was a change, I tell you. Well, his wife met him at the house door on ids first day in the ofileo, and lie passed her hy without looking at her. He was grand, you see, in his plug hat and white tie, liut she only had on her working clothes and her sleeves were rolled she says, nearly up. "Why, James, crying, "tfhy, don't you know mo, James? "How can I know yon, Mary," snys he, "how can I know you when I don't know myself now?" 'There are other men besides that ragpicker mayor. the blacksmith ended, 'who don't know themselves. And he grinnod at his embarrassed audience and walked out." New York Sun. tut PAYSON EXCHANGE p. m. - BANK SAVINGS Fay eon, Utah, rvamnets a General Baakteff A per cent internes paid Best Local Train Serv- ice in the State. Mint For rates, eta, inquire of W, XL SUE RM Ell, Agent, Iayaon. time depotite Drafts on All Parts of tlie World OF EVERY DESCRIPTION DENTIST. Dr. R. A. ' I'LL MEET Y0V AT WHF.RF. THEY ALWAYS KEEP THE FINEST OP 7 Bolladay. doors West of Oatbellr Barber Shop. Offloe-T- wo I. A. BENTON, General Agent Passenger Department 'THE CLUB" Continuous Goal, Gold, AfamtJ num and Rubber Plate. Gold and Porcelain bridges. Every operation guaranteed. FOR HIS FAITH. But he dropped It again Immediately. De drliliil he wont! he was Incident Caused Colored Brothers heard to mutter, as he hastened out of the church to get some salvo for Temporary Fall from Grace. At the recent anniversary dinner his burn. Philadelphia ledger. of the Clover Club of Philadelphia Dr. Edward Rcdloe said: Roosts With the Chickens. "Ono winter night I attended A Farmer Johnson of Red Rock la the revival service that some colored owner of a rat. which, from kitten-hoofriends of mine were holding in a almost, lias shown a great fondlittle church on South street. The ness for the society of chickens. From church was crowded. The exhorting the time Tom w as half grow n It has nnd tho singing was spirited. But all been no unusual sight to ' him at of a sudden ike stovepipe fell, and, night on the ivost with ilio chickens. beit-lint, it began to burn a hole In He follows them nil i!:iy. He betrays no attachment for any io fowl, hut the rorpet. Brother Smith basii-nci- l to tlie pipe lint hesitated ninnit pick- iiss'K-iutcr- t wish all. The ing it up. The preacher from tlie chicks huve become accustomed to platform egged h'm on. 'Brudder him, nnd lie Is evidently regarded as Smith, what o' fraid of?' lie exclaim- a protector. Tom retains sutlieient cat ed. 'Pick up dat pipe, Brudder Smith. tint tiro to lie curled up snug and Doan' he afraid. De laird won t lot warm. Turn frequently ean be seen sldo it hum yo'.' Th timid brother accordingly took by sine 'Irh a setting lien on her heart. He be irved tiie preacher and nest, wherein lie Is content to remain lifted the piy with his bare hands. for hours. New York World. SUFFERED NX trains each way 2 three-iuarte- English half-measur- e 12. KOTAKY mark. were i.i Many Politicians Elected to Small Offices Will See Little Humor in This, But It Is Illustrative oi the Vanity That Inflates Some Men. ters. A CYUUS ItANK Ul'ILDlXG Blacksmith s Story Had a Pointt We are told that real grandeur" Is to distinguish the marriage or Miss Thaw and the Karl of Yarmouth. But we are enough to remember that all is not gold that glit- literary men hare . to correct tho liver as It Is sura you havt one. Through tho liver It cures Indigestion, Constipation, Malaria and those ailments which arise from a lack of proper digestion and assimilation of food. At druggists, 50 cents per bottle. lengths at Jackson the I. ali,'1 soon followed. dolled his lial and wildly cheered. His friends slapped him on tho back and were a'l kicking themselves fur not l.uving played tlie little horse, ton. "liatusuo vti.l leads!" rang out a r voice as the liursa passed the "Hu'asoo leads as sort W. A. TANNEK, President. Gen. Michaflowskl of the Macedonian committee Is armed only with his name and a Just cause, liut the Turks have modern guns, even tliough they were bought on credit. IiOndon Office over Bank, Utah. Pay son, 1 start i r as the s!- ds tore past the grand stand. "HatariiO leads at the quarter by one in the cried a with mini stand. Jai kroti Colo.rfjiga. An Arnoilciiii I, us Milan, Italy, for Are the rirh to lei deprived of all their pleasures? little Work Guaranteed. Painless Extractions! All ldii si s htumpedid the track, each one iiH.I.iiig lit for tiie race of Tlu-y'roil!" cried the fe. ids Everything Heard Can Be Placed on Its Proper Musical Note Sonic Interesting Experiments Which Will been a nested at away money. Determine This Truth, The Kill ir of umpire between la. Well, well, ting to be quite C.C, LANGLEY, I). A The Curiosities of Sound , Brazil mid ibiliv i;i are h bleully they ready to go to war. are tired ot fooling around with mere revoi ill ions. DENTIST.D.Si Ell-li- t - l Roaliy the Irish question has so tame that Mr. Iiulfour is not afraid to pet it. must not I WrongT M to have geo4 haUto eta haaito wNb W Bvw, h Is Marty as fcayeaalbla to Sana Hvar. It may he, aa yoa think. Oiat tka amwarS. fea hevala, llba kMaqre or Ika MaaS caaaaa yaar kad kaailfc, km tka llvar la kack af avary aaa at tom. aad to ala caaaa aat af toe. V yaa canad toa llnr yaa canact Jackson's Hunch" Was All Fight, Hut the Fates Juggled Had Sonic Consolation, Unkindly With Hun-Lo- ser Even il He Had No Mncy. UTAH PAYSON. LiVer JVrong-A-.il AT THIS OFFICE Gutheil, THE BARBEE! ixiip.-irtiiill- Wines, Liquors CLid Cigars. Careful attention given to family trade. Prices consistent with WALTER HENRY, Prop. Good Workmanship... FKAXK ILWVKLVS First CIass Bartering in all iu Branches. HOOT AM) SHOE UElAIKIM! ONE IMlOK WKKT OF CL'TIIF.IT.'N I TAU ItARlIi'.K 81101- - . Depot St. FAYSON.IJTAII. GIVE VS A TRIAL GUAK.VMT.i: SATISFACTION |