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Show PAYSON CO-O- (Concluded from lost isBUe) P The man does not seem to hear what I have said, but repeats what he has al- C.irrv a full lino of GENERAL MERCHANDISE r IK BARNETT, .... , PAYSON. UTAH Boot and Shoemaker Water Isn't in It. Electric light baths are among the latest inventions. The necessary parts of such a bath are a cabinet which will inclose the entire body except the head, and fifty electric lamps of sixteen-candl- e power, or 110 volts, arranged about the body in groups, with a separate switch for each group. The light is thrown on a section at a time, making the patient frisky' and browning the skin like an ocean bath. REPAIRING NEATLY DONE. Next Times ollice, Payson. Tipton & Peery Em-Dre- $L Wagon Work. i: The ONLY line running TWO fast trains Gaily to n, ttri Springs, EFFECTIVE APRIL dm u 29, 1894. No. 2 -- pr 11 West-boun- d East-boun- d ss The Comedian Talks Pleasantly About His Trade. SPECIALTY. He Thinks That Laughter Is Infections, Geo. H. ROSE; Did it ever strike you, as it often has me, that the word fun is in itself or Contagious, and Cite a Funny Incident In Support of HU Novel Theory. funny? asks Thomas Q. Scabrooke, the comic opera fun maker, in the Chicago Post. In fact, to me, he con continues, the word and its derivatives are the funniest things about it. We often hear of comedians who are funeand really funny7 and to own the truth, I am much afraid I shall be checked up V.'beolwrigiitirg and Carriage Painting' in that class, should this article appear in cold type but it is really funny that a Specialty. that same dismal word would be funereally7 if we but changed the division of its syllables. The. old dictionaries set down full IV3CCAW as a low word, and its definition as vulgar merriment; but I think modern AND JEWELER. WATCHMAKER merry makers have reformed all that. It is a long exploded notion that in orto be funny one must be indecent. der UTAH PAYSON To define fun is most difficult, and when 1 am asked to do so I feel like If you ask me how quoting Emerson: or dare I so, say why it is so, I am the WIMMERi R. most helpless of mortal men. Fun embraces the entire range of wit NOTARY PUBLIC and humor. I believe all perfect huOJFK'K AT manity enjoy's a joke, but as regards PAYSON. that which seems most comical to one BANK BUILDING, another may not be able to see anything humorous in it whatever. Humor, that is to say the juxtaposition of the incongruous, is nearly if not always riDENTAL SCIENCE diculous, and at the ludicrous we laugh. It has been said that we laugh at humor, Is not only a luxury for but not at wit. This is hardly true, although the amount of laughter inthe rich, but adapted to cited by refined wit is vastly different conditall classes and from that which broad humor compels. It is a question in my mind whether ions of men or not laughter is always caused by merriment. I have known persons who laughed most when they were very While crossing one of Chicagos crowded thoroughfares during the past week, there was a terrific explosion (Cantin' ed in t DENTAL PARLORS. At stati'ins where no time is shown trains do not stop. D trains run daily. S E trains run daily except Sunday. W. II. SIIERMEU, Agent, Payson. UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM The Through Car Line. Contractor . . SEABGOOKE ON FDN. and hucgv work a Builder. - Pearls of Great Trice. Pope Leo XIII. owns a pearl left to him by his predecessor on the throne of St. Peter which is worth 20,000, and the chain f 32 pearls owned by Frederick is estimated at 35,000 General Blacksmith and - Leaves Ogden, 7 a m, Salt Lake, 8:05 a m. Arrives at Pueblo, G:10 a m; Colorado Springs, 7:51 a m; Denver, 10:30 a m. No. 4 Leaves Ogden, 7 :20 a m; Salt Lake, 8:25 p m. Arrives at Pueblo, G:25 m: Colorado Springs, 8:t0 p m; Denver, 10:30 p m. minder of all the misery he had suffered Connections made at Pueblo, Colorado Springs and Denver with all lines East. now when he to just hoped have reached Elegant Day Coaches, Chair Cars and Pullman Sleepers on all trains. Take the a harbor of life giving rest. & II (1 and have a comfortable trip, enjoy the finest scenery on the Continent How dreary it is to listen yes, we I) are weary and exhausted but they7 con- A S IIUGIIHS, Trafiic Mgr., Dover, Colo. S K HOOPER, GPiT A,Dever, Colo tinue to starve, they continue to cling B F II M CUSHING, Traveling Passenger Agent NEYINS, General Agent. to life, continue to hope fc Salt Lake City, Utah. compassion W. CHIVRBLL (jakki.u; SCENIC LINE OF THE WORLD his handsome black eyes in which the Train tear of hope is shimmering. To mo the fathers recital was an Train CONVEYANCER , old, old story, but the boy had been Lemmons TLiii.-ktouched by hearing it and of the re- XUTAKY PUBLIC ANT) Liw J speak. Yes, yes, I interrupt, to get a chance to leave, I will see what can be done.' And now I will try to take my morning walk but then my eyes fall upon the lad. lie looks at me with Bedrock Prices. H W. 0 ready told me. It is the same old story: The crop has failed; the family7 counts eight souls; I am the only one who can work; the old woman died awhile ago; last summer we ate up the cow; at Christmas time the last horse dropped, and for the last three days no food has passed our lips.' Always this sad melody. I expect that he will stop, but he continues to LOCAL TIME CARD, i Hi EFFECT APRIL 9, 1S94. i Trains a riivo ami depart at the various stations as follows: So ilb Bi u Leave North bound i t. STATIONS Leave Arrive Arrive F. S. Dr. Evans an-gr- n-x- y. s south of Juab run daily except Sunday. Through Cullman Palace Sleepers to Chicago without change. Improved Tourist SI ( e s. Free Reclining Chair Cars. Elegant Day Coaches. The Only Line Operating Dining Car Service. The shortest and Fastest Line to all points east. Ti-- i i p. U. Burley. General Passenger Agent, City Ticket office 201 Main st, Salt Lake. S. St ink. Agent Payson. S II 1 1 Clark, Oliver Y Mink, E Ellery Anderson, John V Doane, F II Coudert, Receivers L LOMAX. Geul t'asenger and Ticket Agent, 1C. Dickt nsun, General Mgr Omaha |