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Show quaint but just'lXJjJ around. Off come the to make -- ochers 5t, Ind a Rfat it the i, .ht hei use,l By RUBE GOLDBERG The Crossroads LALA PALOOZA ted 6 if v oil have ever been re jet as a taxpayer give name of examof our ining doctor and state nature physical ailment. 7Yere you ever turned down as a taxpayer for defective eyesight, poor hearing, glandular disturbances or poor circulation? 8 If you have ever made application to be deferred as a taxpayer on account of flat feet make a cross in this space. 9 On dotted line below give your best estimate or guess (whithever is the larger) as to your intome between now and New Years eve. It is now first down, 20 yards to go. 10 Give the names and addresses of three responsible gutsxers in your community who will indorse you as a man whose guesses are fairly reliable or wholly accurate (whichever is larger). beauty. A remnant ol chintz will covt r the cus the objectionable part" carved back Ihnnttoir soft blue background of will bring the whole thing, and soften too prominent th NOTE This sketch is from a the series of booklets prelaw ers BOOK 5 also contains moi other ideas for transforming and making fascinating things and ends on hand To getito cents with your order to 0fc MRS. By GENE BYRNES A Born General REGLAR FELLERS -- POP -- By The Timekeeper AMD WHEN I ASK WU THE TIME wuz openin' up A SECCUNT FRONT ! I J. MILLAR WATT I DONT WANT ANY OF THAT EIGHT -- BELLS STUFF liraner decline to pay income taxes on the ground you are a conscientious objector' Any luck9 12 State your weekly income in this space and specify if your employer is a married man living with his uncle or a single man living alone on the April, 1942 level 13 Multiply this by your best estimate of the number of dependents on both sides, n mus October, and subtract 2 per cent for shrinkage (See Section X, third or fourtli door to the left, whichever is the larger) And remember no cuffs or belts 14 In this space list your estimate of tax for the period hereinafter known as the Erie and state if you can convert from cash to oil Do you HARSH Bod mJ Simple Fresh Fruit Makes Purgatives I: essary for MostPr Heres a way to overt J , Js stipation without harsh Drink juice of 1 Sunkistllxf a glass of water firstttOI0 arising. : j? 15 To estimate the number of red coupons necessary for receipt for this payment add 3 per cent ad valorem and subtract serial numbers on all four tires, llus leaves you all even. 1G Multiply the above result by the first six months of 1944 and give your best estimate, conclusion or speculation (whithever is the largest) of what you wall have March 15, 1945, barring a collapse of your second front. 17 Print first and last name (whichever is the lesser) on this line, minus the 1942 middle initials (unless in essential industry) and give an estimate of your 1944 address (if single and living with your Most people find this of need stimulates normnlkf. L tion day after day! Lemon and water is you. Lemons are among est sources of vitamin combats fatigue, helps rest and infections. They snpr able amounts of vitamins P. They pep up appeuj alkalimze, aid digestion and water has a fresh ta:j clears the mouth, wakes starts you going. Try this grand wake" 10 mornings. See if ft doe: C e' you! Use California! Lemons. Relief At By act of congress, August 1, penalty of J 10,000 fine and turn ty years in prison (uhuluier is the larger) is protided for any person or persons fuhirheier is smaller) hai ing a comphte understanding of this tax 1941, a By FRANK WEBB for WHY TAKE Is For Your C THE IIYPPY IUTCHIR butcher has just been sentenced to five days in jail and fined $25 for charging too much for meat But we are not worried If he w ill just take a small steak to the hoosegow with him his confinement will be brief A Will It Shrink? 15 cents Address blank, unless thirs das notice shnll hate been gnen m u riling or In phone (uhicheier is looser). RAISING KANE SPt, 10 Name folks) Aole S RUTH W1ETH Bedford Hills Enclose 11 buu It seems that this butcl er charged for a rib ste ik that should have cost 72 cents, and 59 cents for 42 cents worth of c' oj s Flmer Twitch-el- l is heading a n ltinnul campaign to have his sente ice and fine rescinded and some m rt 0f medal substituted Any buteht r who doesn't Creomulsion relieves pr cause it goes right to the to help loosen a: germ laden phlegm, analtf. to soothe and heal raw, flamed bronchial rnucon1 branes. Tell your druggist a bottle of Creomulsion Vk derstandmg you must lip quickly allays the cougnjr to have your money back C REOMULS Colds,! for Coughs, Chest $1 Ml SNAPPY overcl arge moie ti m that these days is a friend of the jublic, declares I in r I talked with this butcher, said Mr Twitchell today, and he is delighted He sns five days will be too short a time to get away from all those rulings, counter-ruling- s and Greek onit.s issued to the markets bv OPA every wick Heat and enemies ol treads wear greatest Tire temPr times as fast in a Wc, as 101 of 100 degrees tMa thermometi Hi greet. 4rer w1 I tried to tll him that it was all wrong putting butchers in as it wis the chiseling bribe-takin- jail, wholesaler and black market racketeers who belong! d thue They are the guys who n ake the butchers viokne OPA ceilings But he ordered me to let him alone He said jail would be wondeiful compared to the life lie has led tiving to follow the runs and nut Uie stern demands of his cu t mers g Ueuidcmt assist, to jail i e and ndtlel s rruy ltl leBelIlB gidd t0 0 Tne pool b itcher was a j athetic guri but Very He wanted uppy to know if it would be wrong to send the ju oe a br of cig irs for being s ) n i Hi e n , in satisfaction was that he away fro n the black mar-ke- t racKeteeis I told him ntcdn t worry about that None he of 1 e'e b ids ever get suit to jail. I1 Tell me, young man, which one of you two do they call a jeep I feel like Mother Uubbard these days I 1 Rubber prer ously den hose will provided1. jX me carnages of 3,500 l. 6,800 A and 600 pontons for Js to 37-m- J anti-or- e Samuel Peel was first rubber palent lor i in 1791. It rovered proofing ol linen, etc leathefi jJ ?oe |