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Show nti i) ay. THE PAYSON CHRONICLE. PAYSON, UTAH The Payson Chronicle ri Published every Friday at Jajuon, I'tah, a city of and contented citizens. ...I . 3, ."00 Eatered at the Post Office at Pay son, f SAFETY Headquarters loyal, progressive " "! I'tah Fount), I'tah, as second-clas- 3 193. As a result of reading .such hoi ( at tus lvte," ' ,anl ariule Days, 'Tie Empty ('ante n he has - BUSH Kit MOl'NTFOKD, JU.Y s mail matter. I all HILLS -- Well BEVERLY the la papers, read whit know Is Just Run happen to run onto. or what outo a queer mess out here in Cali- Q DESERET'lf-TUARYC- S,ove i VN RHONE 107 pAVSfj 1 si list RirnoNs 1 fornia day. the other You know Chronicle Job Department WH California la made Inup of every the in World but lifornian. CaWell these various eui-Migrants from their various sections of yj( the Country have a ft habit of holding a picnic. The State and theirs got o It. stalled of Iowa It In Arizona, then hold to had they big the the other States got to holding what for a is have to Queen Iaysoii the Black Hawk! Accounts in last weeks they tailed State l'lcnkc and then towns, various the then and comCounties, japers brings to attention the C S. their Refugees that mittees plans ror selecting one of our ail over thewould hold a Rogers, Ark , here were girls to function in Picnic. My Wife would be up at dayrepi this capacity and to represent Payson miss that old light sj siie wouident through-ou- t in all other celebrations one. home town the county during the remainder of the Well the other day Oklahoma had it was year. one, and I am sorry to say that was there idea no had i ess. To counteract this and to offset the a so. had left, but Renegades comthat many tendency demonstrated by other looks of things half of Los munities of the county in showing from the come from Oklahoma. Our Angeles partiality toward the ladies, Yappings Govenor, Alfalfa Bill Murray come to take ! -- om The Kennel has decided all the way out here to speak to us a hand in the affair and enter its at this gathering, und they asked me candidate for a King for the Black to Introduce him. Well its kinder of a Hawk. Iamk him over, boys, and give tough job Introducing an Oklahoma Govenor. You never know before you him a band. get through speaking but what he has been impeached while you was singing The following working definition of his praises. So I think I will just jot down a lot laziness has been very satisfactorily demonstrated in recent laboratory of junk that I used at Camp Meeting, I Grove. As well as tests and also- - the blind fold test: held in Sycamore It run not to wit, but It remember cau Laziness is that quality in an indi like this. This is when to length, something vidual which prompts them, Memorial day established for two reato they encounter difficult words, sons, one to commemorate the passing w rite them on the fly leaf of the dicof our loved ones who have gone beinstead reference for future fore. and the other reason, to try and tionary cheer up iu some small way, the misof looking them up. guided Oklahomans, who were by a California Chamber of Commerce. Todays Memory Gem: Our loved ones past, are dead and now. look lad right Things gone, so we need say no more for pretty them. They were fortunate, they passed away bffore the last Republl But its for the can Administration. Oklahorattier existing) living, (or mans, who are also dead But living in California, we are gathered here on this beautiful sunshiny day, with a rain coat on every arm, to console ' with theo. , , Our Govenor, or that is lie was our Govenor when he left, has come to bring us solace from the Homeland. 'He has come to pray with us, not for divine guidance, but to find in some . - j I wish I were dumb. Moreover, I .ngs From The Kennel. If you wish wish I were twins so I could be doubly lo test your witting ability study it aref ully, close the paper, then take a fve hundred word The instant a man becomes known description. You will be surprised how for his powers or his intellectual ach- it draws your hteiaiy ability out ievements he is in constant danger of This is precisely the one reason why being branded incompetent or a fool. so many young men are entering the on deNo one is so severly journalistic profession today. Yet you tail or technique as the master paint- cant blame them. Who knows? Even er. No one stands so dangerously near you may lie next. the baneful glare of public scrutiny as the ambitious politician. The pious A good sport minded must ever be on the alert to We all know well thrust off the determind efforts to Is the new host place the stigma of scandal upon him. At Maple Dell. The Reverends reputation is helpless in the presence of the faintest suggesAnother dawn breaks, only to retion of unsavory rumor. dumb. j pencil and write veal more havoc wrought by the Hang- persons downfall is caused ly his nail. Despite the loud wailings and potent rather than his frangible points. impatient protests this Demon of the Napoleons authority was never quest- Darkness this Purloiner of human A ioned until he commenced extending it out too far. Alfonso of Spain would still be king had not his sovereignty Our own Herbert been to absolute. Hoover must bear the scorching responsibility for causing our present disruption, while in reality he was as helpless in the face of it as . you or I. And thus many of us are placed in a dilemma. As far back as memory will carry me I was never supposed to read Frank Merriwells" or Nick Carters or Diamond Dicks because of the chaotic effect they would have I was never on my moral make-up- . supposed to play hooky from school, nor swipe mellons, nor smoke cedar barks because if I did I was headed straight for the penitentiary. It seems that the more we learn the more vigilant we must become. When I reached the position of a high school graduate I was give to understand that I must never be seen in a pool hall. As a college student I was to be very careful of the company traveled with. 1 am just beginning to learn that it is only martyrs who really ever become great. 1 And so we could cite endless instances of the censorship which walls in those who reach, to a degree, certain commanding levels in life. Yet it always has been my hope that never will I become such a champion ot achieve such an intellectual state that I will have to watch the slightest movements I make. Always and forever more I will cast my lot among the common people rather than become so sophisticated that I dare not recognize one of them on the street. t - . . BE DISCREET! happiness still continues to shower its base injustices upon the heads of innocent victims. Strong resistance is being made, yet the Hangnail, super-mastethat it is, is ever on the alert and ready with new come backs for each attack made against it. Must we return to toting guns again? Do not cut through vacant lots after dark! Avoid shrubbery and other places of eoiuealment ! Case No. (51 Our organic dentist .r I). S. Ih. D. R. S. V. I Bo-- n to the wide open spaces A second story office in the business section, a bung alow on the state highway, and a cabin in the mountains constitute a little world, all his own, in which he lives. The last of the true pioneer type. All he needs to go on a camping trip is a blanket, a loaf of bread, a Ixnvie ki.ife, anti perhaps a couple of mat-heIn dry weather he doesnt even take matches just rubs a couple of sticks together. When stalking game he never uses f i"e arms just u bow and arrow. You all know him the Robin Hood type. The Case No. (V2 Old Klondike. si iing fool from the great Northwest A typical example of the Basque of feudal days who roamed at large wiih no definite purpose at stake. A good argument against the Darwin Theory. For there has been no evolution in him just a rapid change. The home town boy who sprang into prominence y proving the authenticity of the statement, "The first liar hasnt a hnnee," Remember that coon skin cap he used to wear? Case No. (53 -- The Fourth Ward's old grandpap with the bald "foxy plate and the bowed legs. The only man his age in the territory who uses a saddle horse for his motive power. Vet the committee on irrigation sees latent ability in him and hires him to deliver the water tickets year in and year out. He seldom if ever "breaks from the puritanic existence he habitually leads, yet he was overheard telling another old timer that he was going to see Edmund Lowe in "Don't Bet on Women if it ever comes to town again. Case No. The little Armenian with the Goodyear welt, the wingfoot A shoeheel, and the inner sole. maker bv tiade, ami a shoemaker by That one man about town with the "ex post facto" Demi-urg1' or in reality he does have n nasty temper if you care to go into it far But he himself is not to enough. blame. It is a hen age handed down trom bygone dawhen it was considered fashionable to C.edunk and when Mah Jong w is the national game. 1 be Bachelor ( ase No. fi. Boy with the collegia-;ri' who "'gani.-this e. dive yotz the GREATEST TME VALUES TlIE fe Firestone organization own and control their own business every employee a stockholder. Firestone buy their crude rubber direct from Ihe plan, tations. Firestone buy their cotton in the primary markets, ml have their own most efficient Cord Fabric Mills. Firestone have the most efficient tire factories ia tfo world, with daily capacity of 75.000 tires. Tire Dealers and Car Firestone make tires only Manufacturers. Firestone do not mani.facfurc special brand tires for hut do inr.niifactme a ci,.,iplcte line others to distribute of tires bearing the Firestone luti.te and guarantee, for their Service Dealers and Serv ice Stores. the price hut heats any This line of tires not only distrib.-uehv houses or others, maT order brand tire special in quality and construction. Firestone have invested 23 .000,009 with their Dealers to estahli-- h ihe most economi cal dialrlbu'hrr, and servicing system. h t us show Come in 1 d you Thars gold in them thar hills! Local Items T v v V : V I?TT Mrs. K. H. Street spent last week in Tooele with Mr. Stteet. They were guests rt the home of Mr. and Mrs. V. M. Friday night they atat Saltair for the tended a pa-t- y members of the State Banking Department and partners. v vvv -- --t- -- Mrs. Ilarl Cole entertained the members of the Sorosis Bridge Club last Thursday evening. Guests exclusive of club members who enjoyed her hospitality were, Mrs. Walter Strong of Salt lake, Mrs. J. W. Perkins, Mrs. Harvey Smith, Mrs. L. P. Vickers, and Mrs. Floyd Harmer. Crystal baskets of sweet peas were used for the attractive centerpiece on each table. A variety of summer flowers decorated the rooms. Mrs. Weston Bean received the duh iavor for high score and Mrs. Strong the guests award. Mr. and Mrs. Edgar A Skelton of lavs Angeles returned to their home on the coast Tuesday after a pleasant visit here with Mr. and Mrs. Frank La-a- fireHsm OLDFIELD Tervort, parents of Mrs. Skelton who was formerly. ma Tervort accompanied of several we Zina Tervort. Miss Wiland Miss Eva Tervort them home for a visit lks. FR VNCIS LIMN Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Heaton the mairiage of their niece, Miss Klea Francis to Mr. Ivvrence Limn The event was solemof Santaquin. nized on Monday in the Salt Ijike Temple. Thi ' arrived home the same u- - i own otehtM-- a cai talent so g evening and ill reside in Payson for extensn r 4; o'.e a mint- the pu 'ett. This photo, folks, has been the ing of (he BIui k lv.ito flab of high CHKONK LE WANTADS PAY source of inspiration for many Yapp-- J school days when they all get together. ! v Buick 5.50-1- 8 Auburn Jordan Reo 550-1- 9 Gardner 1 An- TYFS MAKE OF CAR Marmon Oakland Peerlesa Studebaker. 6.00-1- 8 Chryslar Viking . 6.00-1- 9 Franklin Hudson Hupmoblle- 6.00-2- 0 LaSalle Packard oppur-(unitie- of Los y COMPARE THESE PRICES wouldn't have taken the jeb of introducing you here today, for It really should be done by some Scholar, some learned person, but I got to thinking over the occasion. and the audience, and I figured that it wouldetw take a very bright man to talk to a bunch of people who had left a State like Oklahoma, (with all Its natural resources, and ) and come clear out here to see a Lemon grow, and get in the Movies. Bill Murray threw down a chance to go to Claremore this same week, they were having their annual, Take a Bath Week. aDd he was In vited, and come clear to California tc keep from going. He wired em, "Will come and speak, but will take no part. I wired em. Will come as a Specta tor only." Mur. ay sympathises with you exiles, he knows what it Is, he started one time to California, took the wrong road at Woodard, and landed in Bolivia. He knew what it is to be out of touch with Vldlixatlon, even before he got Into the Oklahoma State Capitol. He has been In a Spanish Country, he knows what It la to live on Frejolles, like you all do. I am sorry our Mayor ;!., i. u.n cross with a Equip your car complete set of tl ee tires for your Fourth of July trip. thousand Here today are twenty-livsouls, who thought that Climate was dijestable, and not a Real Estate Add 25 are here doing Penance today. thousand is a lot of folks to escape the Insane Asylum of their native State and reach one place. But forgive em Govenor, for they knew not what they were doing, and they have found nothing to do since they come. Now Govenor t that v i ay understand the Extra Vah.cs in Firestone Tires. way means to getting us back home. The spirit of Independence Day! Old Andrew himself in the flesh. The grand and glorious Fourth, the birth of a nation, the stars and stripes for ever, and all those other mediocre expressions pertainin'? to fire works, pop corn, hot dogs, soda pop, and five cent ice cream cones. And hurrah! Even the post office gets a holiday! the Insi:!c sections J 6.00-2- 1 Pierc-- Stntz Cadillac Lincoln COMPARE CONSTRUCTION and QUALITY Brand lire is made by a manufacturer for ilitribQtor mail orer houses, oil and others, under a na at does not identify the tire companies manufacturer to the public, heause he builds his best quality tires under his own M firestone put his name on every tire he makes. ?c - geles is not here to welcome jou Gov enor, but he Is making friends with France. Nothing worth whi'e has passed into hi Ups since he got there and nothing worth while has pass) out of his Ups. But you would like our Govenor he is a regukir Guy. bet be Is from' Frisco. Frisco Is the place that keet this end of the State In the Union Its to ( altfornla what the Cherokee Nations Is to Oklahoma, its the Aris tocraev of the commonwealth. Its the' Tulsa of the works. So I take great' and Pleasure, pain, (for I haj a broken leg at the time). I tak great pleasure and pain. In introducing the on'y man In this entire twenty five thousand whe Is fortunate enough to hav a Tlckat back to Oklahoma. li) 1M1. M.Jv..,,, s,ad j o' Double Guarantee Every tire manufactured by I bears the name FIRESTONE and carries Firestones unlimi0 guarantee and ours. You are doubly protected. J. M. NICHOLS UTAHS BIGGEST FORD DEALER ' WHERE THE ROADS CROSS |