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The two cities of Orleans, old and new, have long maintained friendly relations. On the two hundredth anniversary of the founding of New Orleans her sister In France took part In Impressive ceremonies, and In the following year received from New Orleans a bronze medal and later the embroidered silk flag of the city. The flag now hangs In the Hotel de Ville at Orleans. On anniversaries of the battle of New Orleans, old Orleans takes the flag out and flies It from the rooftop. 7heWaheiipTood COK COl,McLe 900-a-ye- At cut rates the hack writer. holds World's Records in every , field Going Far Back In the study of cosmography In observing the nebulae of space we are witnessing scenes and events which occurred In past ages. When we look out into the depths of space we are gazing back into history. The nearest star we see today as It was four and a half years ago; the nearest nebulae, the Irregular Magellanic clouds, as they were 100,000 years ago; the frontiers of the known universe, as they were 200 million years ago back In the carboniferous age of the geologists. Edwin Hubble, In Harper's Magazine. extra-galacti- TOMMIES What About That Other $1007 $10,000-a-yea- r man." Then that makes yonr wife a $9 woman, doesnt It?" Im a c AO,ZSic: 4, Says Dresses Caused Cold Short dresses worn by some of the maidens of Buchan, Czechoslovakia, were responsible for the severe cold spell In Europe. So declared the preacher of the Buchan church recently. He announced from the pulpit that a spirit appeared to him and explained about the weather and the dresses. 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