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Show mt mJAdi& tUisLi THE PAYSON CHRONICLE. PAYSON. UTAH LJ BRISBANE THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE THIS WEEK Spenders of Yesteryear Cone With Their Billions Paris Hotels Empty England Learns Also Europe learns that political experiments cost money. England decided to prevent Mussolini taking tkner. Ethiopia, camp- me? ing along the imI'll say. perial British You think iv,. highway, You bet. Lake controlling eyes ft, Tana, source of Seenr Nile water. The Yes. attempt failed. England backed out of that situaBwnil tion, hastily, aft"Uh-hter her war deOh, Elmer, yon partment had asgs. Tell me sonF our sured a war One Mast r tm e n t in Mrs. Simpton Washington that Mussolini could not me impress upon y0t possibly conquer Ethiopia in less should never let I! than three years, probably not at Dorothy HoWpeJ all. mamma. You cerfij When the dust had settled and want me to have to asEngland, with her chicken-fee- d sortment of 51 league nations, had kissing, would you? apologized to Mussolini and tossed ro,En"SlT05! Haile Selassie into the ..T. one thing I . found her England foreign that boy of yours, commerce much damaged. She had missed Mussolini, and shot herself Smith, after he had tpned to the latest aefe1 in the pocketbook. For a little while she will copy the child, What's that? said I will lay mine hand upon Job: father. my mouth. Once I have spoken He isnt a twin. . . . yea twice, but I will proceed no further. Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Bjr Oibom 6 twin twiwinr NOW, Pom'T sO TURMiMCs OKI THE DAMPNESS WE HAVE. To CUT pOWM OK I &XTP?AVASANCS EtaerTO Showers Bring Relief Uwtww (L,. Vet I I ' 1 L nwha.T You w AMT BUT Poor UTTLB me-uh- -uh OK.J UUiM-UM-TMAnK- 0-- - S, 6 et'TmE nw hat but Tell MS WHY frtlrifr TCADI rilKiKin like .UiOiiCOT SVSTfcM C7 I -- Things and tour OUT OF LL,L husband ' JL1-- " iT SETS MEAM YOU I Some THAT STARTs r. ire T - , Curort .i h! ' - ed de-p- - PQP Is This Another Grammatical Error? By C. M. PAYNE W T-H- T oto! Rule Vot'rU M waste-baske- t, . 6EE JY TO 1' u-- t TAWT V k-i- , J EVEN f A WOP,! Paris, which is France, decided to sing and dance a new carmagnole with Russian dressing; clenched fists raised in air a la Russe; red flag waving; the doleful strains of the Communist hymn, llnternationale, and its Communist injunction, Arise, ye prisoners of starvation, excellently sung from the Arc de Triomphe to the Place de la Bastille. You can hardly imagine what fire, Tom Fish Careful, fury and enthusiasm thousands of young and old French gentlemen heard that worms turn n put into that hymn, although many of them showed few outward signs You Guess B A young parson had of starvation. his text at his young me! There were, and are, manifesta- the parable of the Wise tions everywhere. Now in the ish Virgins. In concls chamber of deputies, Monsieur said; Now, you yoiE Gaston Gerard, practical French which would you prefer! statesman, asks, What has be- wise virgins with the come of our foreign tourists and five foolish Virgins in their spending money? The vote was unanimeu Tha Bell Syndicate. Ine) la light then M. Gerard tells the deputies must be done. In 1927, 2,125,000 foreigners from all over the world visited France, spending much money. Visitors now number only 700,000; as a rule with little money to spend oysters containing no pearl; many that come to help sing llnternationale bring no something FINNEY OF THE FORCE Foreign visitors, says M. Gerard, used to give highly paid employment to half a million French .men and women; spent 500,000,000 francs for French railroad and steamship tickets ; scattered throughout France from 12 to 15 thousand millions of francs. Fifteen billions, even in are real money here. M.francs, Ger-sr- d tells the chamber French prices Jare too high. There is ,w that, with the four-ce- something franc costing six to seven cents in the .United States a a situa-- i tion, considering the relative wealth of the two nations. M. Gerard thinks there should be some cabinet official to look after foreigners, with better propaganda and fewer vexatious taxes on foreigners; there is nothing in that. Foreigners do not voluntarily travel and spend money where feel they are not wanted. The they cosmopolitan, educated Frenchman i3 as polne and hospitable as ever, but ask him what sort of the crowd gives to the reception foreigner, British especially. It offends British car to hear A bas les then with the British! An innocent American, in an average American automobile, sallied forth on July 14 to ranee celebrate the destructionhelp of the Bastille, and a perhaps give few feeble cheers for Woodrow Wilson, or Lafayette, or somebody. crowd in the Champs especially around the American car, with new shiny chromium and several cylinders. A polite policeman says monsieur should know better than to appear in a car of on such a day. Suchgrand luxury luxury cars Se! by .the thousands and millions American roads. The Brute 'Miss Modern (to only did he break myta wreck rny life, but he m my entire evening. judge1, The Conquest Im the happiest Im world. want. thats Oh, woraa ' marrying nothing. piness comes ries the man Tn to a wants girl w sometei 1 nt comic-oper- Rub Cuticura Ointment leave overnight then ss lathering, medicated Cutic Helps clear out dandruff, scalp and promotes lusW growth. Start the Cutictfl today. FREE Sample- -" Dept 32, Malden, Mass. I Ang-Bow- The Curse of Proaress VS Fallen Angel Mother Yes, Billy, the angels sent us baby sister. Wasn't that nice? Bobby Yeah, for the angels! Guess she was such a pain In th neck they couldn't put up with her any longerl Which Bar Mrs. Frazzle What a terrible wreck young Perkins is, to he sure. It is sad to see such a dissipated man. Mrs. Dazzle Yes, indeed; but you must remember that he was admitted to the bar at a very early age. Newly Wed Grocery butter is so unsatisfactory, dear, said Mrs. Newlywed. Ive decided today that we will make our own. Oh, did you. said hei husband. Yes; I bought a churn end ordered buttermilk to be brought here regularly. llS ftlNKIN. OF AIL THE NiK6S KE'P FnWLR po fowl ftKE HIS NAP erconK wrERtsiip m a REFIECIiON or $UlMU6HT ChNCiNO ON the WAIL in-;e- .n Nothing happens to the car of grand luxury; it crosses the Ave-Sooe flthe CLhampS Elysees- - about han twenty d utes ThP VeSS u causing spot fo disappear! min-tifie- newJy UES DOWN $f ttSAFfOlNItP, iml OF COMING BACK, KERRllY IMMEPlATuV PACINO PEODEa Co CAPltlRE f ll1!? f Pn??er3 of starvation, are interested in the auto Ameri- C3reful not to bumP 'anybJS! Down but1 f The bourgeois, the ELUSlvf rich, an ex- although does jet know it, are nervous. Innota vague way they feel held responsible for allthat they are those prisoners of starvation, with their V1CfS deep nhests, power-fu- l fisiSKdFpi,nk complexions. Symilct, IQG. 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