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Show THE IAYSON THE FEAT1 1EKH tAL)3 J GoinCr Art- - You ( HUM Sidewalk or, are VOU ( The Snow Man 2 Snc,v ? Lr SUPE CtAM The y now OFF The 1o !ir:oNI( I.n. P.WSQN. ( Tod ARE Too Good . ' a . fk S I iPtr --L- vL Tone Tod ShojLP L r PM&vt U " 'v. SijoW, Tod li l ARE ACCUSr - r ,ie YaxraSaTok. Come clean A;u.T Too RE LA2 M 7f and McGoofeys First Reader ;v:;.'.v Eclectic Primer Ul COMC ClFAN I v1Tb Akj W- - C.LEAN -- . WALK TnE hOL AIL Will & E Bl JbvlL UT T DRIFT' I- petti It N 9l.il PHIUlPSi - 1 my mm mm SMAlTblR POP By C. M. PAYNE William, He Wa Coinff to Return the Love! y Jm 1 I t3cau&e. Lovt Va want i -- ' y V- VdlULTUH I 04! i. Bf t 707 f ;rr "Va iaoo"P MESCAL IKE 5 , S'HVATTfK. y (Doin' vj " 4 ''' . , i , Newt I Seeing Things L. HUKTLBY JSC !7?TTf)M 1 1NNE Y OF TH E TOIICE His Helpmate SO This B6 TeR LlTTlt BVE.,MR r KLUN StPPOSE Eft Ah Tez wux amovwj opCAR DftoWlH' Stf VNOX voanT T ea Able Should KkTyet? RBAD TtV SOKiNS VfA- L- NOW ? AM M(HM Soim' B T1 SCHOOL Vsilt. HE BE. SURE 6om GOr . T TschoolI Its AH O.K..THEN. ! THATS NEAR. NEAR ENOUGH WONT DO! MUST BE RIGHT GET it enough FUGHT? ADVENTURES Through A Window Glass 0. JACOBSSON By tiill umpne vlitu thu juiclier Uis tinted hi 111. G d he man who had planted his lawn w ith glass seed had do trouble at ail keeping tl.e neighbors dogs, chickens and children off. 7 The proprietor speakeasy showed great a! irm when told that polhe were In the neighborhood. CURIOUS FACTS FOR CURIOUS PEOPLE The happiest people In the world are members of a tribe In the In- terb.r of Afriea. They hae ueer beard of coiitr.iet bridge. Nirotvseien per cent of all automobile ouneis neier talk about testing the air line til thev In tiie spare tire un- blowout nine miles a from nowhere. life of a sponge dives. The aiernge dher iio.GTsi Is Statisticians less than 't men who go because they find It r good their wives. of have figured that 1 per cent of all flounder fishing do so like It. They merely wav to get away from Surely no Junior M ss can of this smart girllshnei-- s frock. Practical for school u a washable cotton tweu, or dressy enough for an evening d..'e In one of the new metallic-sho- t woolens, with velveteen bow and belt. Isn't the cot Tht of the shoulder line blouse, with darts front and back, li separate, you know, so its pleated skirt may accompany man d.Hereai re-l-it tiie nim-iia- l? blouses. Pattern 9G01 may he ordered ocij sizes 10, 12, 14, 10 and IS. S z 12 requires 2Vg yards r4 imh fabric and li yard 5 Inch ribbon. Complete, THE STORY OF OSCAR George P. PhlIIerhy. of Gadget-viile- , diagrammed sew chart Included. SEND FIFTEEN (TATS la cela 1 Oscar s parMont., has a fountain pen or stamps (coins prelcirod) for till ents bad great which lias never fulled him. pattern. P.e sure to write plainly ambitions for the The ancient Greeks did not know vour NAME, ADDRESS, STlLS boy. 2 W hen he what strawberry shortcake was, "nUMI.EK and SIZE. Send your order tn The Sewlnj was a little felwhich may account for their physiCircle Pattern Dept., 222 W. Eighlow they used cal fitness. teenth St. New York, N. Y. h m to take around the A straw hat blown off In a wind house and point will roll under a truck In seven out Glaciers In United States of ten cases. out the oil paintAre Rapidly Melting Away ings of his an cestors. Watch fobs are gradually dlan-peailnThe largest glacial s.vstem In the 3 Most of them had been statesfrom American life. This continental United States, exclusive men. Is also true of buggy whips. of Alaska, Is rapidly melting awej. 4 They sent him to the best It Is the Mount Rainier sstem, coschools and then to a unhersity The Idea of making a cruller with mprising 28 glaciers with an area of where he would get the chsimcratlc a hole In the center was thought nearly 50 square miles. touch. up by a man named Pooksey. C. Frank Brockman recently poin5 They never ceased emphasizing ted out In American Fores'i that Ni that In the United Slates every boy HEALTH RHYMES qually, third largest and nmst aec hud a clmnce to become President, sible of the group. Is receding at u and they liked to Impress upon Miticate each mouthful well. average rate of 72 feet a him that his chances were better Never overeat; Digest than average. Always wear your rubbers in 6 Their Idea was that he should Snow or rain or sleet! get a broad education and then env ter the Law. Must Presidents came Brush your teeth quite carefully, Tp,-- ; Don't neglect your sleep; from the law, they said. 7 And In anv thing yon do Me Invented certain statesLook before you leap I manlike ts and the ability 1S0ICE to mix well on necessary occasions Watch your calories and don't 7 Tv 8 After graduation he went Into Strain or hurt your eyes; politics and his folks saw that he Bear in mind that yon must have bad the right sponsors. Abundant exercise! 9 Me was soon looked upon as a rising young man In the affairs of Guard your health from morn tc the state and won a state senator-shinight In no time. O'er your diet fuss; 10 Kkerybody liked Oscar. lie And voull probably expire hud a way with him. Underneath a bust 11 After a few years he became (governor and served with disSCRAMBLED LETTERS TEST tinction and the attendant pub ewry Sunday? IT ADAMSONS READ THEM TO ME Jl kV that wheel oh STRAIGHT! HAVE YOU -- 1rt' T'pBAP?7j7J-wAew- & WOULD MV VdiFE Wlmt tiure we here? We time an automobile Mow big U the automobile? uu'oiuoMie. It Is a four Mow many iieotle uip In tl.e automobile? Light people and a dog Mow can eight people ami a dog get Into a four passenger automobile? We've of'en wondered about that, too. Are the people comfortable? Certainly not. Lieu tne dog Is suffering. Where are the going? 'they are going to the country nr shore on the ngular Sunday mo tor trip. Mow long will It take them They will be all day getting there und all night getting luck. Why? (in account of trafllc congestion Will thev enjoy the otiMng? No, In fact they will be pretty miserable eer.v moment, and about midday the suffering will bae be come pronounced. Then why do they take this trip nn American custom. In ary ;j. EXPERTS p BRONC PEELER tlojs pUHty WIL- f Mate. tw tonsil J ,T PltlERS BFOHC this no its- - Cut rr esw Durnlo nr nd staae HR STlAtm llJUN HoiiH ! Vtc Girros off Lucky WtLl JlST TIE VA Cd So Va vyont FAll off. I D- ? SUCK 5004 Vde."Tt4 loosE tllfGHAKE ' By FRED HARMAN Gettm Off Lucky (gaioiti-Vv Wo,y fet lV amO CWkt OHRAL VMM tNl'.VM (MUTl WH fA.y VeV VfLO fC UH C HBAU tfi CAitA-- T. ,1- - V tHQ tNOVGM 5tkN l' ILVfMP WHAT ASstmi to BVwO C'vuftc y(TwM Hi 0- 4. TMft. Yh0064 VfcLhS 10, M COLDER THE BETTER TT JUNIORS OVERCOAT Then began to talk of they as a taMuite son l.i Me looked like a clmti fur the White House. 11 Hum came the l',ig.i collapse and chaos ubsoned the troubles of a President with a considerable cooling of Ins ambitions. lo Put tlie p.iry went on booming him until tiioie sutmied no way out. 1' Oscar fooled them, however. 17 Me suddenly quit tl.e statu and became a proft ssmnal tester of e eiiineinal parachutes over the Grand Can on. o-i- WlHKH Auwt OPt4w xt D.0WW Ty - OtHOWHiAM tVLfN 1M f uf: tuh. Kttroo piLWCMtc Of k? Ill hi tn CHUTE BQanONC Mij licity. BRANDINg'and DlHORKING By CIXV.VS WILLIAMS lie left IS fCaynfcV TW try tU w4tcM. IM.) note saying that he figured it was less strain and ori w n . MoltU n in in lion Now and then you find who can sidetrack an ainiil WHATS WRONG WITH THESE SENTENCES? rf c r A.Nt, ai lunT c'n r,sps tat HIM (Vl.s HS5 MJ.KV vk 1 The gas compiny n, .p. n mt, take and re t the meter so that the l I st olll eg 2 i t1 (1 i nvt te 4- AMOS escwuv JURtt V FWUS AT'C, Th'Vc It i'll OlMIF V- MkNfCS ctm err ir- - B .. MH ILftSI VlTa1? f1.ll, flR N LLCd he ft msiVI AH -- ) ' r- - V AR K'Lf ",Al ksf ME.E: CAlk'H fHfAfT AT OH (' "S !C GI.rj is suv n Vw. A . : !, L .1 ' s Ydis.i TV ,VM FcS SLdTAVX Jl VH. g. . Ill)v p;isn,,, e mean vm ,i fuss about the oeuhm 0f ter c r or ask which si of the boat w is t e snVlv cl us). , sbd like PeP, mM inosien' sn,ov (lr( It Is ell (lli IT ' (t e row -T spa, or ,.i ,,,r r,,flN,1() to prut iuo",r p.,,,rp (lf (Vipo,e. g, "Wo have i so j h!n nt ugh " r'.-'-i th ger on make tL' e T'-- si;, The names of wh.it lenders It Vmericnn politics are spelled II tiie following letters are correctly rearranged llreoov. Muryr.i. Gmioy. Pnnmca. h. Oor-ictlo- Itoknh. Keithle. (I.d. Note -- PavsI. n ilmh. Itnencr. . Any normal person limild he able to figure those out approximately four days, with In favniaide winds) OUR LEATHERED FRIENDS The Robin The roldn Is a harbinger Thought I Father If a man thinks he Is Latching In a draught, he wilL of spring, but you can get Influenza through trusting It too Implicitly. It comes north In early April and people who have been sitting around In heavy underwear waiting for It promptly got Into lighter weight apparel and begin raking tiie lawn, planting flower seeds and developing a coll In the head. No bird has been responsible for more pnt limonta. Tbe fern lie robin has a duller cot than the mile, which has a ve-red bren-t- , or maybe It Is vice vers i, An, how, most of the poetry Is writ'en about tiie one with the re I breast Tne rob'n sfavs norh all summer nn makes life m'scrable for 1 wn-m- s. It pecs south In time to escape tbe first biting bpsts of winter. All ttings considered, It lead f swell pe. W lantern "tJvTti rus n bnl ih inn.-- r lor .ndl.aV'JSfsVJ hdhtirf th Jrt on th ' - I Iffht foa twrd for v, farm, for hantirg. filhu-5 PL (rename Pyre buie-tYfount I ,r1fl iu tlifttor top, ntckl-plteColrman tramp, it toaitNi from realtor nvolina s of dep)dabtLghting errico, lof 0 ' H u see your THE locl for COLENtAN LTuraat. Ill ; cwales-- 0 " FRI-.- AND LAMP nrpt. Wlllfio Wirhil. I'hlk,phm fj; P I An & ,, a |