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Show r f f I ruling Uctor In if one ipart? There cen be only Ier It Isnt the manager or conch, who too often picks up It ie si-I- , irtfly too tiuch credit the material. It is the fighter football plsyer the baseball et. It is the fellow up front on firing line. jurmg the recent winter season, iball went on a wild rampage in There were Tdiift of coaches. the over map Navy, all ju tin. Harvard. Yale. Washing U the HAT )Pt j k t ."fcv w nt r,t; '1, ,rid Kansas, tea. in the middle of K a son. there was wi4a Hli St H, bet VfJ J fc ' iUeii, enosfc jm j K S ) & k E often Impor-S- it not even s frank Leahy or a Frits Crlsler fas ever as Important at the No Leahy, a great patcriaL ath, was ever np to Lnjack, 1 Connor, a Fischer, or a hre K t utJ rIi roles to play But roles. Csa-Siia- i den ever-k-- k the manager and couch ia pt iui;u to many people is this: It is the material, pi the roach or the manager, 1st has the final say. Oer-Sml- y, dUt f. How. What too 6R K i the base another wild upheaval with Durocher going td the Giants. Shotton back to the Dod gers. Dusty Cooke to the Phillies the earlier rumors that Joe McCarthy was reports through of a family friction with the Athtrouble in letics trou St. Louis Chicago too many reports tenu 6r Itler i. . a big part of a man-fr'- i job is to get the best materi That is also a big part of the gch's job in football and this Is for the colleges as well as the ty course, KPits1 mi: ife U iorip f sinning a 1 pit xjt b ()' 'i ipe Asf j, hmx baseball team needs 4 pitcher or that hitter more x one of them. A winning college Call team needs that passer, carrier and blocker, Dai xe coach gets far too much cred f r victory and far too much gi e for defeat. The same is true pennant race. They pile too v olive blossoms on the winner I too many strands of poison ivy ire loser. .ny a big league manager has made and many a one (gn tolled by the material he had. and I I forget this in the build-up knock-ove- art ie NEW YORK-Sid- ney Remick, a lugubrious young mn under any circumstances. folded the newspaper and gave himself up to woe. You wouldnt realise It," he said, "but the international situation is what makes my Job so hard these days. How can I know what will make people laugh when the world ia so upset? Reznick is a gag man and, typical of many in his ulcer ridden craft, hasnt had a hearty laugh himseli in years. His normal reaction to ar uproarious joka is a dead panned nod and tha single word: Great" "My ulcers are getting ulcers," he said, "trying to keep people laughing when every day brlngi them worse news in the interna0-7- f tional sphere. Probably you haven't noticed but weve bad to switch rotny of our premises for humor. j 1 at This They Laughed U For example, we used to gei howls with situation humor. Thai is where the laughs are built Intc a situation. Like this: Husband i leaves house and immediately boy friend enters. Husband unexpected ly returns so boy friend hides In DIXIECRAT8 WHOOP IT DP Count the political parties to Um closet. Husband forgot his brlei De two, three, four of them. And the youngest party, the case and is looking for it Now Dlxiecratg, la the most rambunctious of olL Forsaking the regular of bit cac Democratio to practically every dialog party paddle their owa stales' righto canoe, tha Dixie-cra- t held a convention In llouaton, Tex., where they nominated J. produce a laugh because of the fact the audience knows the boy Strom Thnrmond, governor of South Carolina, as their presidential friend is in the closet candidate and Fielding Wright for vice president. You have a situation," in othei words. After squeezing all the laughs you can out of the situatior you can get a Anal blast by havinj I' a the husband kiss his wife good-bsecond time and then, as be passei ' the closet knock on it and say: h? Farmers havo tried various wsys of preventing water from freezing in their poultry houses In cold weather. Some simply drain the poultry line end go back to carrying water during the winter. Others, who dislike carrying water even more in the winter than they do in the summer, appear to have devised satisfactory ways of keeping their pressure water systems working no mztter what the thermometer reads. The result of one farmers idea is shown in the accompanying illustration. It presents one of 10 water-er-a fashioned from drain tiles, 24 feet high and 12 inches in diameter. Pie plates, suspended a few inches below the top of the tiles, are used for drinking purposes and water flows into them on a continuous. ... LABOR Maurice J. Tobin, former governor of Maaaachn-aettand former mayor of Boston, has taken the oath of office as secretary of labor to succeed the late Lewis B. SchwcUenbach. Tobin, 47 yeoro old, hat been a strong Trnman supporter. a Qfl'MGHJ Thurmond i...mm Air -- Good-by- , i f 8EUINQ CIRCLE NEEDLEWORK Chlcato 2, UL No N.mo Addresa CRISADER . . . Mrs. R. D. Vaughn of Dallas, Tex., fed up with high meat prices, launched a campaign in her city to get housewives to stop buying meat for a week in order to break the rising spiral. Her idea for a butcher boycott spread to citiea all over the country, resulting in a moderate buyers strike. , a OUSEHOLD basis. Ordinary sink A good thick gravy can be mad drains, located below the plates, direct the overflow into a central by using the water in which rice waste system which serves the has been cooked. three-stor- y poultry house. Keep french dressing in the reWaste water spills over a hill a short distance from the building. frigerator and then drop an ic The steady flow of water through cube in it just before serving the supply pipes, plus the fact that if you like it thick, that is. all such pipes are doubly protected Always store peanut butter jars by being located within conventional soil tiles, keeps them open all upside down. It will help keep the winter. To date, ice and snow have peanut butter from losing its oil. not retarded the waste outlet. The When you forget to put salt in systems supply tank is the cooked cereal, dissolve sail elecserved by a in a little boiling water and mia tric motor. that with the cereal so the taste will be uniform. year-roun- d - NOW THE "NO" IS ON THE OTHER FOOT . . . Soviet Ambassador Alexander Panyushkin, leaving the office of y of State Robert Lovett, reflects dour disappointment. He had delivered a formal diplomatic note demanding custody of Mrs. Oksana Kosenklna, Soviet teacher who made a "freedom leap from a window of the Soviet consulate in New York. Panyushkin received a polite but definite no. Dnder-Secretar- n passing game in college peak last fall. The col-J- s and Phil Silvers, he is somewhat of had Bobby Layne of Texas, an authority. tek Conerly I remember, he continued, "the of Mississippi, fry Gilmer of Alabama, Johnny first time Gov. Jim Folsom jEck of Notre Dame, Tony Minisi Alabama came to New York. I wai ean, Ray Evans of Kansas, Bob with a Joke writer and the first comippius of Michigan and many ment he made was you can Folsom Pays to Mechanize The mechanical age Is paying dividends on the farm as well as in industry, says the Farmers and Manufacturers Beet Sugar associas tion. A century ago 64 of labor were required to produce an acre of wheat, now less than of the people. man-hour- tkese have all moved over into pro group. With Paul Governall, bmy Baugh, Sid Luckman, Otto tom, Glenn Dobbs and others fwork, the passing game will In Police Charge France With Double Slaying BORDEAUX FRANCE A formei church sexton was charged with killing his wife and a mistress, and was being questioned about a miss &1. a lusty ing third woman. fear Grant: Police said the case of Emile Des ? was interested in your column camps, 64, might develop Into anhorror story Merrilat, end at West Point In other "Bluebeard Desdecades purpled an After grilling. time. You by 4e of Chicago and killed had he that confessed Michigan camps 2s 1116 forward pass back in 1900, the two women, but later, aftei that the play was intro-iK- trying to kill himself in his cell, h tool S M into footbalL denied everything. Descamps was questioned alon; J Chicago had a pretty fair his current mistress, Margue with i of quarterback that year, rite Pujos, 54. They live in a village '1 iJ!ow named Walter EckersaH. Police 10 miles from Bordeaux. ? as H5 pounds of wildcat, house and said thej their searched he is the man 1 believe found womens rings, handbags anc fio caught Willie Heston from watches. sM ! nd in one game between Police said Descamps story beand Michigan. 'go gan in 1939 when Helene Aubry left with a "Louis f matter about that, but Eckie the village of Mezinnever returned and Passes to Fred Walker, a Descamps end of the Maroon, and beat Six years later, they said, Miss CANADA'S GREATEST OIL DISCOVERY . . . Its oil by the millions At? Minnesota team through Aubrys son, Jean, notified police of barrels at the new Leduc field near Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Less rj jVauntel f 31f. Flrlruwenll 4. TTT1I of the disappearance and demandthan two years old, the field is hailed as one of the greatest oil discovsearct The an investigation. ed eries In the British empire. One hundred wells already have been led to the discovery that a second drilled, one of which, Atlantia No. 3, broke loose last March and flowed woman had disappeared. She hat wild at 14,000 barrels a day. Sixty tons of feathers (above), cement and "tead of His its not yet been identified. Time wood pulp failed to stop it for five months. Detectives then began trailing f!enn Warner ft? had some great at Carlisle, and one of Descampss wife. It developed that uf i. Xferts she also had disappeared in 1945 est combinations was Mt after resuming life with her hus?nt ? Eendine and Gardner. band in a hamlet near Bemary. ways ahed of hls tim Descamps told hls employer that deveIoPed ng' J l lC4 the techhad taken his wife to her he sending linemen down the pA He returned home alone brothers. 1.th his ends to block out the He was The Johans were ter- - and later left the village. ln town near Bordeaux. a in arrested ai.r and- - of course, their 1 Police said they still were work,s attributed to some roman- said he pidge between the Indian and ing on Descamps. They t tried to kill himself with a small Ult. dagger. nK was nothing mystlo idll the skill gf the Indians, Sh Trapped Soldier Forces Way guys like Exendine 0ardner, and 2 that great I Cut of Submerged Automobile toe era- - Newashe, f NORTHUMBERLAND, PA. S' Ini ,Ted end Bnd tackle with Woodrow Car, army T skill and fero-w"- e aboriginal a few scratches has only sergeant, pi really 0Dt of this to show for this series of events: The foundation of S' Carrs automobile swerved off a was Uid on block--? y bridge near his home at Northhalfback. umberland and plunged 100 feet infp S.b?. the uEed forward In to the icy waters of the Susque- THE YOUNG LADY IS UNCOWED . . . 4 pass t Charmingly attired In a centuWa a haphazard thing. hanna river. Tr m children's costume, petite Margery Anne MacConneU extends ry-old lf, j Mlddie halfback, Carr found the water pressure tentative greetings to Elsie the cow daring a centennial celebration at 1 m. .'Lgett . Ulai bis orders were to had sealed the cars doors. Brewster, N. Y. Elsie seems (to coin a phrase) to have her placid bovine i yards and throw the ball He finally managed to push one eye more on nosegay than on the wisp of hay Margerys door wide enough to wriggle out she is being offered. The tittle girl was a prize-winnin a childrens ni swim 50 feet to shu.e. narade. p another- peak this fall rei4 ?7 started Hie passing game? s a contribution from Buck 5e ant - . all-nig- Add a little salt to the water in a double boiler and it will come to a boil more quickly. a Tweezers are handy for getting pinfeathers out of a chicken, but so if paraffin. Pour melted paraffin all over the bird, let it harden, then peel it off. The pesky pinfeathers should come with it. fAnyone troubled with constipation as I was, should tiy eating Kelloggs n regularly. It has done me so much good! Mrs. Henry Kennywood, Pa, It your diet lacks the bulk you need for regular elimination, eat an ounce of all-bra- Wit-kows- -- 1 10 hours are needed. One hundred fifty years ago the labor of 19 farm workers was necessary to produce the food consumed by one person living in the city, now one worker can produce for four people living in the cities. m ... Johannes BERLIN COP Stumm, recently appointed police chief of Berlin by the Allied governments, Is among those not recognized by the Russians. Soviet occupation forces ignored his appointment, named their own chief of police. 991S9epSW ci X f S- s'. y , t&vwijjr Herds and Flocks Milk slump usually Is caused by poor pasture or both. To control flies, keep buildings sprayed with DDT and use a repellent type of spray at milking time. To bolster short pastures, feed grain or silage. fly trouble, d Mudholes for hogs, harboring parasites and likely to cause animals An animal plastered baked on Dy the sun. heat up in a burry. - aside from disease, are to overheat. with mud, Is likely to Mangy hogs usually bring 50 cents $1 less per 100 pounds when sent to market. Its easy to clean up mange with benzene hexachloride. KELLOGGS BRAN Farm Population Drops 10 Per Cent Since 1940 Y AC. Sdwfel ti APPETIZER . . . Ready to go overboard for some of that Virginia seafood, suh, is Eileen Brown who will be an appetizing attraction In the national seafood festival to be held at Hampton, Va., September IS and 17. Farm population of the United States declined about three million persons, or 10 per cent, between the census of 1940 and the special estimate as of January 1, 1948. The latest farm population figure of 27,439,000, however, is more than two million larger than the total for January, 1945, when many farm residents were in the armed forces or working in war plants, census reports show. ALL- every day in milk and drink plenty of water. If not satisfied after ten days trial, send empty carton to Kellogg Co., Battle Creek, Mich., and get doubles your monev Back. Order Kelloggs all-bra- n today. SkinMon fire from itching off DRY ECZEMA Don'tdelay apply soothing, skilfully medicated Resinol to the irritated akin I Note how this famous ointment relieves itching and burning. It help to many skin sufferers, it must be good. Costa little at your druggist's. May Warn of Disordered Kidney Action to Car-'succe- ss er You can usually remove rust from iron frying pans with scouring powder and steel wool. "It truly Is a Laxative Food n r: r imsii Ideal water beater for winter use can be installed at little cost. iched its n nightdress is designed especially for the slightly larger figure. Cool and comfortable with brief cap sleeves and so easy to sew, 530 South Wella SL - A 'T'illS graceful, slenderizing To obtain complete pattern, flntshtni Instruction! for Niebtdre (Ires 42, 44 nnrt 40 Included (Pattern No. 50401 20 cents In roln, your name, address an( pattern number. , I'i Sam.' Reznick said the hair trlggei news from abroad was making peo pie impatient with the "situation" gag and its long buildup. Times Do Change They want split second Jokes." he saidt "And those are the toughest to write. Also there is a pecuhat trend toward neurotic humor il that's the right word. Psychiatry has become a good subject fot laughs, which is sadly indicative of the times. Take this one. Woman on vacation sends her psychiatrist a post card: Having wonderful time. Wish you were here to tell me why. This emphasis on the punch line Reznick said, is effecting the renais sance of the pun. I know its supposed to be the lowest form of humor," he said, but Ill bet 73 per cent of the jokei people laugh at are puns or near Cool Nightdress too! y puns. Since Reznick has written Jokei for such stars as Milton Berle, A1 Jolson, Jimmy Durante, Ed Wynr of Passing -- ! Steady Flow Obtained With Pressure System Modern life with its hurry and worry. Irregular habits, improper eating and drinking ita rmk of exposure and infection thrown heavy strain on the work of tha kidneys. They are apt to become over-taxe- d end fail to alter excess acid and other impurities from the blood. Yon may suffer nagging baekach headache, dimness, gelling np nighty ffnei codr tan tiy leg painri, tired, nervouj. ail worn out. Other tiffo off kidney or bladder disorder are eomo time banking, ecanty of too frequent urination. Try Doa$ Pills. Doan's help tbo kidney to pass off harmful exoem body wasto. Thoy hero had more than half a century off publie approval. Are recoin mended by grateful naera everywhere. Ail pour x phborl |