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Show PAROWAN TIMES. PA ROWAN, UTAH TREATY: On the IVay? WEEKIY NEWS ANALYSIS Russ Reject U. II. Berlin Proposal; Stalin Hits Three Western Powers As Attempting to Start a flew War Elections Will Bring Out Those Cave Man Instincts By Bill Schocntgen, VNU Stafl Writer By BAUKIIAGR t EDITOR' Mssisra Newt Analyst and Commentator. NOTE: Nwsr and net (.! . ! I know you may find it hard to believe was not greatly stirred up over the election campaign and its outcome. I have a job and its as tough under one party as another. I have no vote, and between you and me, I am not agitating for a civil rights bill which will get me one. WASHINGTON. but I five-natio- Like U of the citizen of the District of Columbia, I share the delight ful Irresponsibility with minors, Idiot and criminal who don't have vote either. Thus, I am without political af-obligation, or prejudice. Well aometime 1 do have one prejudice a race Some-tim- e prejudice. I get awful- World In view of the existing physical and Ideological rift which has divided the world Into two opposing battalions, it has com to seem almost Inevitable that the western bloc sooner or later would devise some kind of formal military treaty for the mutual protection of the nations concerned. AND A few days before the election word began to creep out from among "high American sources that a military treaty was on the way. The report was that drafting was scheduled to begin soon of an agreement pledging full aid to the n Brussels alliance of western Europe. Results of the U. S. election were in no way supposed to affect the plan, since both major parties bad committed themselves in principle to backing the Brussels alliance. SUCH AN alliance supposedly will link the United States and Canada in formal treaty relationships with Britain. France, Belgium, Holland and Luxembourg. standFrom a point, this will not be a new move. It is highly probable, indeed, that the broad outlines of a north Atlantic pact with some details sketched in has been in existence for some time. The alliance is expected to commit the U. S. and Canada to: 1. BUILD up air, land and sea forces of the Brussels powers. 2. STANDARDIZE equipment and Series game if it werent for the old cave-man- ? I have heard It said that baseball has become the monarch of sports because it brings into play DIFFERENT COAL STRIKE . . . French troop in battle array march so many of the primitive emotions. into the Viillers mine In the St. Etienne area of France as the govern-mely prejudiced First, we have pursuit, without coal mine throughout northern Franca. seized strike-boun- d human the against could not get which man primitive civil battles preceded the government assorted and Vicious race. rioting himaction in taking over the mines. Another reason the food necessary to sustain a wife that I am not po- self and his family (or even lifted the Soviet blockade and to raise the family). litically excited REJECTION: the crisis. ended Then another primitive pastime this year Is that 1 HE CHARGED that the western have been watch- used in baseball pity the poor V. IS. Proposal fear "most of all to reach cave-mawho couldnt accurately Russia wouldn't play baU with powers ing the Washingwith the Soviet any agreement a heave rockl It only requires ton vaudeville the United Nations on the settle- Union. show from a good plenty of practice in a summer ment of the Berlin dispute. "What they want Is not agreeseat in the gallery camp plus what was learned in the "face-savinreso- ment A and cooperation, but talk to turn dcsiie basic sandlot that press and radio lution for solving the crisis was about agreement and cooperanointo the ability to pitch a the for time the most of gallery presented to the U. N. security tion, so as to put the blame on the training.- run game. uniS. CREATE a seven-natiopast three decades, and although council and promptly batted down Take one more example. As the by the Soviets to the surprise of U. S. S. R. by preventing agreecommand the performers have changed, there fied military strategic ment, and to prove that cooperaprogressed, be learned no one concerned. hasn't been to much alteration of cave-maunder an American commander-in-chief- . is tion impossible. Dema to use a club. So there it is base the script A Republican or THE RESOLUTION proposed Stalin's statement obviously was ocratic politician, to n reporter, runner, pitcher, batsman. 4. PLEDGE a guarantee of each that Russia lift the Berlin blockas a issued propaname. sweeter no smells by ary territorial Integrity in case nations four the that ade Immediately; Primitive Urge$ ganda stroke a move the Rus- of war. to It Is my business report military governors of Germany sians undoubtedly hoped would tip Baric in Democracy 5. GIVE the North American wbat they do and Bay, and, of begin Immediate negotiations to the Berlin scales In their favor. sublimation of as the primiJust the right to establish air, powers Moscow from my standpoint, agreement course, implement the tive instinct has formed the great of land or sea bases in any of the 30 for a Soviet-backethe more they do and any, the August five other countries. sport of the greatest democracy in controlled mark in Berbetter let the brickbats fall the world so the sublimation ol lin U. S. officials expect that the where they may. 20, and that a November by some of these instincts behind anwill be ready for ratificaconbe treaty council ministers foreign I have observed a good many cient tribal customs has made our the middle of 1949, barring tion by to 10 within thereafter vened days acts on the Washington scene that democracy itself possible. extraordinary events. How contake up other serious differences I deserved It and got top billing gress will react to such a treaty In a successful democracy. over Germany. have also listened to a lot of pret4M0S ''AHD'tr is, for the time being, a debatable not Instincts are repressed. Russia's stated objection to the ty sad comedians and seen a lot modified so are question. merely They for it was resolution that provided of hams. that they fit into a human and the lifting of the blockade before But on the whole I believe that, SHIPBUILDING: humane aocicty. the currency control went into regardless of who happens to be In 1 Navy Expands As you know, by the time man effect the cast taking it all in all, it's a western the Increasing importance in the pretty high class drama. In fact had reached the point where he powers Previously, I think as we compare the Washminds of U. S. defense chiefs of had organized himself into a clan, had turned down Andrei Vishln-sky- s underwater and air warfare, incounter proposal for simulington program with most of those it was the "papa who ran things. that are offered by the other capi- He was the chief because he had taneous lifting of the blockade and cluding consideration of possible tals of the world, it's really the the one quality most essential in putting into effect the currency attacks across the Arctic, was reIN YORK, Pa. . . . Mrs. Walter vealed in a statement outlining those days for self and group protectgreatest show on earth. agreement anSechrist made a wide-eye- d However, during campaign time ion-strength. the navys post-wa- r shipbuilding difIN REALITY, this point of nouncement that her gas range program. I must admit I would rather be His term of office was not limference upon which the latest (where I am) than President. ited by statute. Some of the chiefs deadlock centered was a minor picks up short wave transmissions Vice Adm. Earle M. Mills, chief made by her next-doo- r ' right n any ticket neighbor, an of the bureau of ships, listed the even ran for a fourth term. t. served to illustrate the amateur but it one, radio vowed it vow dent think I am object- - But as the v, tpa grew older development of advanced protovast gap that must be closed be- had broadcast operator, a conversation be- types in four ur good old knock-dowif not wiser he also grew weaker. major fields as the t minds a between fore meeting of tween the neighbor and another op- aim of the building and conversion method of electing But his spns were growing stronger. the East and West can be achieved. erator in South America. is or any other officials. Finally they felt it was time to hold MOREOVER, it has become inIN SALEM, Mass. . . . Robert C. plan: . an election. (They had had their FIRST, aircraft carriers capjy think it's a wonderful-. does clear that Moscow creasingly Carter claimed in a divorce suit able of handling the fast, heavy of course, and had g that we have this freeprimaries to lift even not desire have any that his wife had deserted him a lor-a- ll e naval planes developed every four years, but I picked a candidate). Then the the blockade. It is, for them, too block from the church Just two and under development since the think both parties would writher campaign began. It was usually good a weapon with which to atminutes after they were married war; on the vine if we didnt. second, quite short but very snappy. Both tempt to bludgeon the U. S. and in 1944. candidates were armed with good-size- d the West Into submarines; third, In fact 1 think the abandonment them fur- IN HAGERSTOWN, Mo.... Thieves granting clubs. The debate took place ther concessions in vessels to combat inof our method would probably bring Germany, broke into the Potomac Edison these at some point where the submarines; fourth, ships crashing to the ground the pallacluding a voice in the operation building, got away with a specially interested electorate but (this dewould of our dium industrial equipped camera set up to take equipped for Polar and picket the Ruhr of republic, was before womens suffrage) could service. area. stroy our opportunity to pursue life, pictures of thieves breaking into watch with as little personal danger Battleships were not mentioned the and and happiness liberty the Potomac Edison building. as possible. in the statement, nor was there any would and STALIN TALKS: weekly pay envelope IN LITTLE BRICKHILL, Eng. . direct reference to preparations Of course the best man finally reduce these United States to such N. C. Parrott looked Postmaster Horrors attack over the roof of won. Inauguration ceremonies a condition that the Indians down his nose at the man with the against air attendthe globe, but the programs emtook is In most if the what back the wouldn't take place immediately, probably property to him his rob of gun trying postal ed by all of the tribe except a we oiTered it to them. amazing outburst he has made receipts, sneered, "The revolver Is phasis on polar ships was considered since the war, Soviet Premier not loaded, you know. I base this statement not upon couple who were delegated to IN THIS phase of the program, Josef Stalin told the world that the said the crushed desperado,"Sorry, mere guess but upon sound scienbury the defeated candidate. slink- two Then the younger brothers and U. S., Great Britain and France destroyer escorts and two subtific studies of the question of why ing away. will be specially fitted for marines the females settled down to are seeking a new war through a IN we behave like human beings Wis. . . . Frank DURAND, maintain peace, prosperity, and aircraft detection. One "policy of aggression. (when we do). Weimirski was forced to reassure the pursuit of happiness. Now I dont know how far you The accusation, despite the high his customers as to the fact that cargo ship and two floating for landing ships will be conwill go along with the psychiatrists level of its source, amounted to he still was in the popcorn and soft Let me quote one or two paraverted for service in polar waters. who claim your athletes foot is due graphs from the work of that very nothing more than a repetition of drink business after he makbegan The aircraft carrier part of the to a complex created when you fascinating book by Dr. Gregory the already stereotyped Russian ing deliveries with an old hearse. Includes the construction, were two years old by having your Zilboorg program of to turn an and practice "Mind Medicine, attempting to begin late this year or early big brother drop a baseball bat on Man. opponent's reasoning back on him. BLUFFING: in 1949, of the superyour toe. Nevertheless I think one "It is difficult to find any funcHOWEVER, he added, the pubcarrier of 85,000 tons, designated by tion of our democratic society which lic forces favoring peace are too In Berlin thing has been established as the CVA-5Gen. H. H. Arnold, wartime commapsychiatry a truism confirmed by surpasses or even approximates an strong to permit the instigators of writers and poets of all ages and electoral campaign in intensity and a new war to plunge the world nder-in-chief of the U. S. air which you can confirm yourself by blatancy of aggression. Acrimony, forces, turned up in the news with of conagain into the "horrors a military mans hearty opinion going over some of your own inner anger, hate, slander, venality ap- flict. thoughts. Especially when you pear actual except everything Stalin named Winston Churchill about what to do with the Russians think what youd like to do to the homicide. The proverbial lid is lit- as "the main in Berlin. instigator of a new man who crumpled your fender erally off the reservoir of patricidal war and "WHY NOT take a motor convoy Churchthat predicted while you were attending prayer drives, and society hurls itself on ills and push it through the corridor to would "pupils of aggression meeting. he suggested. "Perhaps its symbolic victim with all the en- be rejected by the people just as Berlin? we might have learned I refer to the accepted truism ergy of a primitive cannibal. It is Churchill has been. something from Gen. George Pattons techthat even the most benign and primitive cannibalism, whether it he did not label PresiAlthough Mr. Milquetoast expresses itself in campaign slan- dent Truman or any other leader nique. If Patton were running the show he would take it through. has a caveman deep within der, whispering campaigns, political as a "pupil in aggression, the him. Russia, he claimed, is attemptmaneuvering, or flattery of the in- implication was too clear to be One has only to observe ones dolent who do not care. A father is mistaken, particularly since the ing a tremendous bluff against the U. S. and the western allies, but own angel-chilwho, on his way to be killed by way of democratic Moscow radio had broadcast a prehome from Sunday School, and in ceremonial, and a new one will at diction that Mr. Truman would be is "not ready to fight, doesn't want to fight and wont fight once be set up by way of the same if somecooperation with the defeated on November 2. one should call her bluff. of one's neighbors, will tie a can ceremonial. STALIN accused the U. S. and WHAT would the Russians do if to a dogs tail or engage in a dozen In other words, we had a Britain of twice rejecting settle- an armed activities that convoy did plow through other "humane healthy fight in November and ments of the Berlin crisis with the blockade? "Not much, if anywould give a visiting cannibal from got it out of our systems. The and on Russia said debate that was Arnold's laconic estithing, the South Seas something to write cave-ma- n within us was satisin Berlin N. U. the the question mate. home about. One of the minor sidelights fied. Weve got ourselves a security council was a display of It would be a grave and basic We DO have a caveman within of the late, great election was comand has President, nobody n on of the aggression part error to let the Communists bluff us; we DO have primitive, aggresmitted murder. provided by Mrs. Fannie Rockand French ruling us out in the present deadlock in sive instincts. We have the instinct well of Danbury, Conn. She And there in we have an advanto give pain, to destroy, to take Germany. turned 104 years old on Octocounnot some shared other The tage British fellow-maby and the Americans, The ney are not ready to fight and ber 25 and celebrated this advantage of our even between elec- Soviet premier said, tries. For declared they do not want to fight. We should early period of our lives is spent in tions, we here, attainment chronological six cave-maallow the to null and void an agreement curb the national being taught to turn these instincts roar unmuzzled in the tendency to be in days later, on November 2, by over in reached the conferpress, Kremlin awe of the Russians, an awe to good purpose. The psychologists casting a vote for the first them. The the radio, and from the rostrum. ences August 30 that would have amounting almost to fear. call it "sublimating time in her life. He can brandish his verbal club and sadistic inclination of a medical 'TIME plays with the Russians. in his barbed hurl the epithets very can RED be PRICES: but . . . transmuted, under student We have the superior power now. President, the congress, the influence of civilized society, face of the They may have it later. Meantime town and the meeting. to make him the guest surgeon. Toothaches are it would be folly to let them bridge Going Up And thereby, likewise, we prove America doesnt have a capital rob is That Dr. the the of C. John opinion gap by bluff alone. our strength, a strength which de-nistic monopoly on inflation. Russia Brauer of the University of WashWhether he was right or wrong. from the atomic bomb, is getting her share of that un'! school of dentistry, a leadArnold ington Hap at little ones-- can least had a done the comfortable condition, too. but tronll power that can and Into the tngemri-en- g does penefjate peacefully even ing authority on children's den- worrying U. S. public one favor: Here's what happened in Russia care move and of the teeth. By reducing the problem to hard, inter tistry through an Iron curtain. in August: Postal and Dr. Brauer said few children simple terms of f 1 eaptain pure action and rates were boosted 33V4 telegraph would 0ways through per cent durdental experience it from divorcing A married man is a better adaptpain the intricate Train fares and long distance 'thus benefit er than a single man, says the ing their lives if they practiced realm of diplomacy he made it appreventive measures now known pear more understandable, less phone call rates went up in varyAmerican Machinist. He ing amounts. In Moscow subway to dental science. Most older peoJlt could put on has learned that it is adaptprobably overwhelming and less frightenor infares Jumped 25 per cent and are doomed ple because of their a General exhibitions ing. crease Fido's bousing problem. Arnold, at least, isnt streetcar fare from 50 to 100 per past habits. expecting a war tomorrow. cent nt behind-the-scene- n g no-hi- s n Headliners four-pow- n, long-rang- ce high-spee- non-votin- g off-sho- dry-doc- Conspicuous First mild-manner- ed d angel-childre- n Anglo-Americacir-cL- n ks iri The diet baby The Intelligentsia-Will Cathers posthumous ter--; Vou can of your ChriS6'.' of the vol ume, "The Old Beauty, is getting high bids from the film firms. Despite the fact that her will specif! cally Instructed that none of her works was ever to be screened. She was too disheartened by the Holly wood treatment of her masterpiece, "A Lost Lady. . . . Cleveland Am "The Proper Bosorye tonians," will be a musical, J. Styne adapting. . . . The inspiration for "Love Life, the musical hit, is said to have come from "Modern Woman The Lost Sex," a tome by Ferdl nand Lundberg and Marynia Fam ham. . . . Ezra Goodman has a mag smartlcle on H'wood historian S, Skolsky. Its title: Small Wonder." . . . Dino Yannapoulos, is in stage director of the Mexico giving the opera there New Look. . . . Drew Pearson gets an honorary degree at William Jewell College this week. . . . John Roy Carlson, author of "Under Cover" and "The Plotters," has another sizzler due soon. best-selle- 3 of th begin growing hUh . & o com r, Met-oper- Moscow Male: Walter Cron-kit- e, the UP man In Moscow for two years, told ns this one to illustrate the Russian Routine. . . . When last years rumors reached Moscow that a Swedish medico had flown to the Kremlin (to attend Stalin) the reporter phoned the Russian press bureau to check it. . . . "Is It true Mr. Stalin Is sick?" he Inquired. . . . Long pause. . . , "I know It Isn't true, said the reporter, "but can't yon deny it?" . . . "No. was the Retort Remarkable, "it Is not possible for us to deny It because It Is not true!" P. I by simplifying probably a fact of your friends enj Pipe smoking Please these several , ,?' carton Camels and pound tasting Prince deaier. Both the come day dress. No oSr Ping is necessary ready-wrappeJ- r; space ru'i for your perscT Save time and enerntfci mas season by Camels and mellow JWf i Smoking Tobacco. giv,, HowToReifei umiiius Creomulsion relieves proawitt, it goes right wireiewolkta to help loosen tod expel phlegm tnd aid nituretorrt, heal raw, lender, infiimed hr muious membranes. Tell jonrfc bottle el Cam o. 11 ) ou with the understanding ja, ta the way it quickly liUntj,, or you are to have wm your , CREOfKULSI forCoughs.ChesfCfllds.Irt WASHINGTON TICKER: May, convicted with the Gars-ton- s for crooked war contracts, has those inexpensive lunches in the new House Office Bldg, cafeteria. How-cum-? Signs there say "Only for Congressmen and Govt Employees." . Mussolinis aulohiog always refers to Instead of Hawt himself as He. , . . Argentina Ambassador G. Remo-rin-o and Terry Hatfield (of the Hat fetid clans) are Doing the Town. . . . Paris CBS man Larry Le sueur at the United Nations reported: " Visbinsky looks very weary. So weary, he didnt once pick a fight with Walter Wincbell." . . . Larry, they always look weary after picking a fight with That Mass, REASON IT MINI ... -- of a sin den (via the backdoor in a private Greenwich Village bistro. The set-uof course, is blackmaiL . . . Peggy Maley, back from being shown London by nobleman Milford-Have- n (of the Buckingham Palace Set), has a hunk of fur that dangles down to here. Jean McCormick and Doris Lilly are two others just back, which makes it Girltown, again. . . . The credit for the New Look went to a Parisien, but frock makers will tell you it was created by Ceil Chapman, a New Yorker. . . . Forbidden by law, absinthe was the refreshment that caused several glamour girls to fling their clothes out the windows at a midtown party. . . . Good Housekeeping is suing Liberty (the first of its kind) for running a condensation of Marion Hargroves new book. HI TIBS m ield-McCoy Private detectives are seeking a photogger who snapped pix ol some Park Avenuers as they were led out OUT AND NATURE'S (M) LETS A purely vegetable Imsti relieve constipation iihoet dz sy griping, sickening, perrarfus Kroons, and does not cue a rah NR you will see the diSereaa coated or candy coated-d-xi nay is dependable, thorough, yu gw 4 millions of NR'i hate prone Gt I 2 Sc box tnd use as direaed. I NtTO-NIGHT'- FUSSY STOMACH? RELIEF ACID FOR INDIGESTION, CAS ' AND HEARTBURN Check that Coe from a cold Before It Gets Wsi . US and get well qukk I s.l FOLEYS fa with the NIW NET I !f NEW The. contains one of the mort treatment developments HELPS ee ee k ACTUALLY SPlltuj ERY. Also soothes throttmjojT tag. Also delicious, S upset digestion. But FOLEY'S Ar'PHa'JeSdlS cough due to sow",, Overseas Cable: Lana Turners former groom, Steve Crane, and a Hungarian countess are making Paree gayer. . . . The British Labor Party remains definitely "anti" to the Duke of Windsor. It criticises his South of France, Palm Beach and other luxury jaunts "while England lives on its iron rations. An American Embassy attache has London buzzing over his attentions to Con-chi-ta Cintron, the famed femme bullfighter. . . . Laura Haggerty (of the rich construction family) is in Switzerland for a year." The dented heart she left in New York belongs to Union News exec. ... ... - w. Are you going Man About Town : - jt tlonal 'mld,tt?Myn),D- Corinne Calvey, the French movie actress, and J. Bromfleld (the novelists newiew) will make it a Marry Christmas. . . . Winston Churchills newiew, Giles Romilly, will Center-Aisl- e with Mary . . . Prince Fleming, cousin to the King of Denmark, gives up his royal prerogatives when he weds commoner Ruth Nielsen. . . "Superman creator Jerry Siegel and model Joanne Carter had it Sealed in Cleveland. . . . The Herald Tribunes Alice Car-robecomes Mrs. Gerald Parker of the insurance clan. . . . "Summer and Smoke leading man Tod Andrews and his wife have reconciled. . . . That lovely filly in red nylons is Franca Nardl, whose pater is an Italian general. . . . Woody McLoud (exec at Sterns) was married the other night to the former wife of a Grumman Aircraft prexy. . . . Mary McCarty, who crashed the Broadway heavens via Small Wonder, had her salary doubled. . . . They insist many of Wallaces better speeches are ghosted by N. Mailer, author of "The Naked and the Dead. . . . 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