| Show ims W ee I 1 by arthur brisbane two long flights napoleons shirt postal workers pay learn at mars knee 1 three army men are on a light flight around the world good luck go with them good courage goes surely about the time they started a well dressed man unknown jumped ott off the brooklyn bridge in new york city another and very different flight how tar far has he gone by this time you have heard from the man that want to pay income tax the other man that hates the inheritance tax all the complainers what do you think of wesley jordan seventy five years old farmer just dead at lancaster ohio his will expressing gratitude tor for happiness and liberty enjoyed under the st stars and stripes orders his executors to sell property tor for cash after paying his funeral expenses all the rest about goes to the treasury of the united states the house of 0 representatives has approved the plan to let henry ford develop muscle shoals people in the south are celebrating with bonfires next will come action by the senate every farmer in the united states is ia interested in the proposition senators thinking they can afford to vote against it because it is a long time before election will find that this particular thing will not be forgotten the shirt that napoleon wore when he died of ulcers in the stomach and bitter dir disappointment appointment will be sold at auction by the descendants of archambault napoleons beryant with it will go a piece of his cottin offin and the glass from which he drank last that trash worth a cent but who will write a book making it clear that napoleon ruined his health and lost the energy tor for lack of which he dilly dallied in russia and was beaten in waterloo because he prided himself on eating too fast and sleeping only tour four hours that book might bo be worth millions to some of americas useful builders that live as foolishly as aa napoleon did salaries of post office employees should be increased it costs them all more to live it costs mail carriers much more to buy shoes work put upon all employees Is ia greater the physical load oi the backs of letter carriers with parcel post and all the rest of it is doubled imagine this in a a strange interplanetary plan elary code planet mars calling lecture tor for youn younger er planets on simple method of releasing and harnessing pent up forces ot of atomic construction eventually every part ot of this world will talk to every other part through the air the great question I 1 ia will this planet be able to talk through the ether to other planets 9 shall we learn from mars forty mili lion years older than the earth all that she has learned as chilgren chi children laren learn from tull full grown teachers lets hope so that will be a short cut to information you appreciate post ottice office workers so please wire to your congressman and to your senators urging support of at the bill to increase post office salaries uncle sam should set an example as a good employer and pay the peoples employees decent wages judge bartlett in philadelphia decides that when grape juice ferments that is an act ot at god and of course nobody can be P punished neshe for gods own act that a an important decision it if sustained it means that you may squeeze the juice out of grapes and when ter fer produces alcohol you may drink it and give it to your friends in other words making wine Is legal since god and not man does the work some higher court proba probably pro batly fly will alter that decision which might make wine the national drink in place ot at bootleg whiskey the census bureau gives facts about six western states showing that this country Is prosperous iolas value is more than ten thousand million dollars and average per capita is Or egons aver age is the combined weavit ot of the six sis states including ta nebraska colorado and is over thirty thousand million dol lars larg and only a fraction ill the REAL wealth professor kammerer professor protes sord tj biology which means the eee life in the university of says that the problem is not to ink the body live longer but to malid make tuf brain remain young tor for a wig period therein professor hammer spoke what the united states calls mouthful A human b being e ing is tit tul ful while the brain is young bea bearfi it sets like concrete and refuses r take new impre impressions once tj mental concerts concerto is set the the body goes back into the vasil grons and the spirit is set free to start arl ow again in a younger brain the ba ter not older bodies but brains is what civil civilization needs |
