| Show 1 1 1 i 1 1 1 1 in nn 11 4 ai POINTED paragraphs is lam I 1 I 1 I 1 1 wa M t I 1 to td keep it in a healthy condition charity needs to b bo e exercised daily but it need not be done in public I 1 tile man who declares he will wear no mans mails collar duct I neglect to put his monog monogram ram on his laundry aundry 1 despite th tha la latest test invention of and noiseless powder cupid still stalks to the bow and arrow f one great trouble with the morals of this country is that there are too many jails and not enough happy homes 1 P P good luck sometimes goes after a man with a search warrant but the hustler is usually the man an it is looking for an iowa 11 girl secured a his liand hand by a roes message sage written on an egg r even matrimony is becoming coming somei somewhat hat of a shell game ame it is said that a diet of sour BOW milk is conductive cond fictive to long longevity edity anyone who had to live on that diet care to live long t 4 4 an anarchistic st louis preacher says that a main maca who kisses a girl should be shot they do usually receive a heart wound P the goose goes that laid the golden old egg is is a back number when compared pared to the american hen with her annual output worth three billion dollars r eastern millionaires are belling their yachts they probably dont want io K lye be at sea again a financial storm comes along while some soma say congress does not do its duty daty there are some duties bilat tle public seem to be willing to have congressmen abolish if we value our lives according to what we pay our life savers it worth much to liv live 0 i in n this home of the brave and land of the free ti q uncle sam proposes using slot machines for the th selling of stamps they will be like all other slot mad machines dries in that i will be impossible for the public to beat them 4 A kansas preacher says ayo women wear liaos in heaven instead instead of hats there is no longer r any doubt among men folks about heaven bein bea ng an ideal place 4 the modern woman who spends thousands of dollars yearly on wearing apparel much like the first fir it member of her sex ses who didat care a fi fig 11 leaf for clothing i A french doctor says that you are liable to bring on insanity unless you lay in bed fifteen or twenty minutes after you wake up there is no need of special asylums ou this way 4 criticise criticism Critic ise net lest ye be crit theres a reason for everything el except women s some politicians are afraid thai with wireless s politics they will vill bo be unable to make connection 4 women may be the wine of life but they would strenuously object to being put on the shelf until properly aged 4 i 1 some people do not care to lay up treasures in heaven for tear fear that they will never get there to enjoy them 4 As a matter of political history it would be interesting to arlo know who was clerk of coutt when whan adam pot port his marriage license 4 the woman who went auf after t or her husband with a stick of dynamite lamite evidently intended giving him a regular old fashion fashioned aed blowing u up P t the man who wanted to take out a fire in inturre policy on ins his life must have had a hunch a as 3 to where hs h was going 4 A german savant wants to tp know how ilig a dream lasts that often depends upon how long you put off the marriage ceremony or liow how ions iong before cleo election tion day 4 V A dispatch says now new york is to hove a building 62 stories ligh high with a flag pole feet abbe above that the whole tiling thing sounds like another story which makes 63 in all 1 the proud parents who have I 1 their babies pictures taken in the nude dorit doat stop to think what an embarrassment sometime prove to the original in later life there are arc very different thoughts borne within a man well nourished and one mis miserable and angry A young lady who tries to keep ke ep house o oa 01 a her musical education will find married life rather flat and out of tune A poorly fed man in a position to enjoy the host best musie music whilo while a well fed one will listen to most any kind without kicking I 1 the man who spends his leisure hours improving chis mind is making an aa investment that will ill pay mort anor than a hundred indred hii per cent you yon hear many sharri sharp criticisms 0 f music produced by a flat piano A physical giant with a dwarfed soul seems sadly out of place in this old world the iman anas who keeps his hia eyes on tile the face of tale clock will never see the whets go round abil acting 1 ng aig so ea as t io keep out one of trouble is no sure sign of clowar dice 4 A man feels as if he is making a record for self denial ahert when lie smoke all day because his throat is so sore bore lie he cant A man who buys his sweetheart presents on long lonar credit is is not yet in eandi condition tion to become a good provider 4 when women gets the th ballot that old saying will have to be revised about politics making strange bedfellows bed fellows 4 W if men want to beat womans comans suffrage they should put a provision vision in the law that in order to 0 exercise the privilege of voting the women must take oath to bean being g over 25 the oculists have not yet made a pair of glasses whereby a man will see work when lie want to A man cant be as active as he be would like to be in civic affairs and at the same time do 3 ustice justice to hia family |
