| Show A Unique Birth Announcement II Mrs Wm Vim Venable received this week an original and unique folder from Dr and Mrs P. P F. F Schneider of Chicago announcing the birth of or their first baby Mrs Schneider Is the daughter of the late Mr and Mrs George W. W Lambourne and has many friends and acquaintances in this city The folder reads Announcing a First Edition What That a Girl by Editor In P. P F. F Schneider M. M D D. The truth about our principal character She does docs not vote at either the primaries or general election She never thinks of paying a bill She has no regard for truth or law She will not work she will not go to church she cannot play cards or dance or fool around with musical Instruments or the radio So far as Is known she has no intellectual or cultural Interests at all She neglects her appearances terribly She is Js so indolent she would let the house burn down before she would turn In an alarm Even on such a con con- controversial controversial subject as the liquor question nobody knows exactly where she stands because one minute she Is Js dry and the next minute she ahe Is 18 wet But we will say this for her In spite of all her faults she comes of a darn good family We Wo know this because she because she Is our our new baby Carol Ann born July 31 1937 p. p m. m Weight 8 4 8 pounds eyes brown hair brown The pictures of Dr and Mrs Schneider Schneider der and Carol Ann are on the folder |
