Show th is an individual aped somewhere between au and ears ot a promiscuous temperament and is a common occurrence occur ence in all well begu es next to a healthy mother in law they hive jioie active busi mess on hand than any other baity in the household chev are the standard authority on all leading topics and what they don t know about things that took place sixty five eira ago 01 will take pace for the next sixt to come 13 a damage for any man to enow grandpas aie not entirely uie es e s they are handy to hold babies and eed the pigs and are very smart at a broken bigom bandl end abbes and are at put ink up clothes lines in 1 hare seen grandpas that could clinin rood but I 1 consides consi dei it a apan trick to set an old fellow of 80 to churning buttri I 1 am a grandpa tri self but I 1 won t churn buttar tor no concern not it I 1 know myself I 1 am as solid on this conclusion as a craven image I 1 am willing to rock baby all the tune while tha women aie boiling hoap I 1 dm willing to cut rags to up into a rd carpet they can keep me hunting hen s eggs wet da s 01 picking preen cu nants or I 1 will candles ii coio apples forsake or auina tuina grindstone but by thunder 1 won t churn I 1 have examined exi mined on and I 1 will bet a jackknife jack knife so jonir as he remains in his richt mind josh billings wont churn As a grandpas aie a set ot con ceitel old fools who dont seem to apal ize that what thy know themselves 13 the result of experience and that younger people have got to get their knowledge in the same way grandpas Giand pas are poor help at bringing up children they have got precept and catechism enough but the young ones to dundei stand that grandpa minds them a heip he ip they mind grandpa josh billings |